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(WYFF 4 Greenville)   When you see a car backing down a driveway, flashing your headlights to let them know you're there is good etiquette. It's important to note here, though, that the term 'headlights' is not a euphemism   (wyff4.com) divider line 37
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2013-07-15 05:36:21 PM  
I like her style of resolving issues

/dnrtfa (except that she flashed them)
 
2013-07-15 05:50:27 PM  
Kardeisha?

Her parents were either psychic or way ahead of the talentless-celebrity curve.
 
2013-07-15 05:50:51 PM  
amendment!!!

/headlight flashing trifecta in play?
 
2013-07-15 05:53:42 PM  

Bung_Howdy: I like her style of resolving issues

/dnrtfa (except that she flashed them)


There wasn't much to the article that you can't learn from the Fark headline.

Couple of things that bother me.

One:  why did someone call the cops for this?
Two:  why did said cops give her  three charges of what amounts to indecent exposure?
 
2013-07-15 05:54:51 PM  
Finds pic...

DONOTWANT.jpeg.
 
2013-07-15 05:55:33 PM  
Lascivious? OK officer, was she actually trying to pick up on everyone with the full frontal, or is that secretly what you wanted her to do? It's not like you guys are eunichs or something something.
 
2013-07-15 05:56:53 PM  

Maud Dib: Finds pic...

DONOTWANT.jpeg.


Well, obviously, since she was charged for it. Which in itself is stupid, regardless of how much you'd rather not have seen it.
 
2013-07-15 05:57:18 PM  
mugshots.goupstate.com 
No.
 
2013-07-15 05:57:35 PM  
This story makes no sense to me, and it doesn't even have the Florida tag.
 
2013-07-15 06:03:57 PM  

skrame: This story makes no sense to me, and it doesn't even have the Florida tag.


After the Zimmerman trial, the bar for using the florida tag was set higher. That's why.
 
2013-07-15 06:07:54 PM  
Who in their right mind thinks this is an appropriate why to argue with a neighbor?

Kardeisha Johnson

Oh, never mind.
 
2013-07-15 06:08:39 PM  
Around these parts flashing your lights mean that your going to stop to let them out. Honking would be the correct response to let them know you are there but don't plan to continue down the road.
 
2013-07-15 06:19:54 PM  
This story makes no sense to me, and it doesn't even have the Florida tag

Greenville, SC
 
2013-07-15 06:27:42 PM  
I'm from Massachusetts, so I really don't get this.
 
2013-07-15 06:32:52 PM  
For those who don't understand about flashing the headlights.

1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com
 
2013-07-15 06:35:20 PM  

JesseL:  
No.


On my phone so I can't do it. But can someone throw a side by side of this picture and Biggie?
 
2013-07-15 06:38:03 PM  

skrame: This story makes no sense to me, and it doesn't even have the Florida tag.


It happened on Florida Avenue.
 
2013-07-15 06:38:33 PM  

SirPeteTheGreat: One:  why did someone call the cops for this?


JesseL:
mugshots.goupstate.com


Asked and answered.
 
2013-07-15 06:42:01 PM  
3 counts? 3rd nipple?
 
2013-07-15 06:48:42 PM  

MassAsster: 3 counts? 3rd nipple?


Nope. Milk, Milk, Lemonade.
 
2013-07-15 06:49:13 PM  
The name Kardeisha Johnson, as well as her actions made me suspect black and fat.
And then we have the photos.
Stereotypes won't go away unless you stop living up to them.

Why is it that attractive, well-educated, successful businesswomen never seem to use "flashing" as an argument technique?
 
2013-07-15 06:50:05 PM  
 
2013-07-15 07:00:20 PM  
There should be nothing illegal about women showing their breasts. Puritans and their "shame" are STILL a blight on our society.
 
2013-07-15 07:13:47 PM  

oh_please: MassAsster: 3 counts? 3rd nipple?

Nope. Milk, Milk, Lemonade.


yea, but whats around the corner?
 
2013-07-15 07:18:46 PM  

SirPeteTheGreat: One: why did someone call the cops for this?
Two: why did said cops give her three charges of what amounts to indecent exposure?


JesseL: [mugshots.goupstate.com image 200x240] 
No.


Oh. Now it makes sense.
 
2013-07-15 07:18:56 PM  
She's black and in Florida, couldn't he have just run over her 6-7 times and gotten away with it?

/seen worse, done worse
 
2013-07-15 07:25:46 PM  

GoldDude: The name Kardeisha Johnson, as well as her actions made me suspect black and fat.
And then we have the photos.
Stereotypes won't go away unless you stop living up to them.

Why is it that attractive, well-educated, successful businesswomen never seem to use "flashing" as an argument technique?


My ex boss's wife told a few of us a story about how she did this once after getting in a bar fight with some rednecks. She's pretty good looking too.
 
2013-07-15 08:25:46 PM  
I can't wait for a follow-up on this. The smirk on kadeisha's face totally says this ain't over.
 
2013-07-15 08:46:05 PM  

MassAsster: oh_please: MassAsster: 3 counts? 3rd nipple?

Nope. Milk, Milk, Lemonade.

yea, but whats around the corner?


If the cops had been able to prove that she turned around, the "felony fudge" statute would have come into play.
 
2013-07-15 08:56:20 PM  

oh_please: MassAsster: 3 counts? 3rd nipple?

Nope. Milk, Milk, Lemonade.


s18.postimg.org
 
2013-07-15 09:22:42 PM  
www.tacomaworld.com
 
2013-07-15 10:32:40 PM  
She probably was fat and ugly.  If she was hot no one would have complained.
 
2013-07-16 02:16:10 AM  

Bung_Howdy: I like her style of resolving issues

/dnrtfa (except that she flashed them)


How ugly did she have to be that the neighbors called the cops because she flashed them?
- insert do not want meme here.
 
2013-07-16 03:10:30 AM  
I disagree subby, I farking hate people who flash their lights or honk their horn when I'm backing down my driveway. I've been backing out of the same driveway for 15 years, I know to stop and wait for traffic when I get to the end. farking morons.
 
2013-07-16 04:31:42 AM  
Johnson is charged with three counts of exposure of private parts in a lewd and lascivious manner.

Is the punishment for this more or less harsh then three counts of exposure of private parts in a sophisticated and educational manner?
 
2013-07-16 12:18:07 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I disagree subby, I farking hate people who flash their lights or honk their horn when I'm backing down my driveway. I've been backing out of the same driveway for 15 years, I know to stop and wait for traffic when I get to the end. farking morons.



They don't know that, Mr. Narcissist.
 
2013-07-16 09:28:39 PM  

FrancoFile: ReapTheChaos: I disagree subby, I farking hate people who flash their lights or honk their horn when I'm backing down my driveway. I've been backing out of the same driveway for 15 years, I know to stop and wait for traffic when I get to the end. farking morons.


They don't know that, Mr. Narcissist.


Really? Because it's never occurred to me to honk at someone while they're doing that. Now if they actually start to enter the street without stopping, that's a different story.
 
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