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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)   Fark: A cow falls through a roof. Double Fark: Killing its owner who was in bed. ULTRA Fark: This is the third time a cow has fallen through a roof in that area   (wbaltv.com) divider line 30
    More: Interesting, Souza, roofs, internal bleeding  
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2013-07-15 04:00:33 PM  
kbonami.com
 
2013-07-15 04:01:00 PM  
How does that even work?  Do they build the homes into the side of the hill?
 
2013-07-15 04:01:21 PM  
Run away!!!!!!
 
2013-07-15 04:01:38 PM  
been known to happen


writtenbygeorge.com
 
2013-07-15 04:02:34 PM  
This is why I prefer ground beef--airborne beef is just too dangerous.
 
2013-07-15 04:03:46 PM  
Where's the beef?
 
2013-07-15 04:04:07 PM  
cyclingauckland.co.nz

They are going to land somewhere.
 
2013-07-15 04:04:38 PM  

meyerkev: How does that even work?  Do they build the homes into the side of the hill?


I came to ask if this was an article about the hazards of living in Hobbitown.
 
2013-07-15 04:04:48 PM  
Pretty soon it will be the third time this article has appeared on Fark.
 
2013-07-15 04:07:40 PM  

Ambitwistor: Pretty soon it will be the third time this article has appeared on Fark.


yeah that guy has the worst luck, he keeps getting killed the same way
 
2013-07-15 04:08:32 PM  
www.wbaltv.com

SOON....
 
2013-07-15 04:09:20 PM  
His family claims he didn't die from the cow falling on him.  They claim he had to wait too long to see a doctor.
Being crushed by a cow in your bed is the last way you expect to leave this earth.



meyerkev: How does that even work?  Do they build the homes into the side of the hill?


I had to catch a squirrel in my attic once.  I'm assuming the cow climbed up a tree and jumped off a branch onto the roof.
 
2013-07-15 04:10:21 PM  

blatz514: [www.wbaltv.com image 620x349]

SOON....


MOO
 
2013-07-15 04:10:21 PM  
Moo mmooo moo mooo moo.
 
2013-07-15 04:10:38 PM  
It's just a DirecTV commercial.
 
2013-07-15 04:11:19 PM  
And so it begins...
i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-15 04:11:26 PM  
"Cow..."

www.chfi.com


pic is borrowed
 
2013-07-15 04:11:38 PM  
Ninja cows!

Very fat, clumsy, building climbing Ninja cows!
 
2013-07-15 04:12:17 PM  
I suspect a Charr is behind this...

dviw3bl0enbyw.cloudfront.net
 
2013-07-15 04:14:32 PM  

Evil Mackerel: Moo mmooo moo mooo moo.


"That was Carl's fault.  He's new."
 
2013-07-15 04:14:33 PM  

blatz514: [www.wbaltv.com image 620x349]

SOON....


I'm grateful for the graphics, because I had no idea what a cow might look like.
 
2013-07-15 04:16:45 PM  

KawaiiNot: Ninja cows!

Very fat, clumsy, building climbing Ninja cows!


Not this one!

thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2013-07-15 04:17:56 PM  
Souza survived the initial impact, but died at the hospital the next day from internal bleeding.
His family claims he had to wait too long to see a doctor.



Does Brazil have government-run health care?  It is like every country but the USA, right?  Just saying ...
 
2013-07-15 04:18:11 PM  
Joao Maria de Souza, 45, was asleep next to his wife when the cow

... rolled over, killing him instantly.
 
2013-07-15 04:20:07 PM  
Ha, ha, ha!

FINALLY, the targeting mechanism of my fearsome Bovipault is flawless! And I, the VaquerOverlord will reign supreme over every plain and grassland on Earth!

Go! Stampede, my Taurine minions! Let every grazing nation hear the mighty low of their impending doom! Moowahahahaha!
 
2013-07-15 04:24:50 PM  
FTFA: Joao Maria de Souza, 45, was asleep next to his wife when the cow...


At first I thought that they were being pretty harsh about the wife, then later in the story I read:


His wife -- and the cow -- were unharmed, according to the Telegraph.


This makes me wonder if the wife could possibly have been in a secret lesbian relationship and her Fat Girlfriend was mistaken for a cow.What??? Don't look at me that way, I've seen plenty of fat lesbians in my life, were fat one had had much thinner, prettier girlfriend. Hell, just look at Rosie O'Donnell.
 
2013-07-15 04:24:53 PM  
"Being crushed by a cow in your bed is the last way you expect to leave this earth,"

umm pretty sure thats almost exactly the way most farkers will go.  and be very very happy doing it
 
2013-07-15 04:35:25 PM  

kvinesknows: "Being crushed by a cow in your bed is the last way you expect to leave this earth,"

umm pretty sure thats almost exactly the way most farkers will go.  and be very very happy doing it


I wonder what his FARK handel WAS?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-15 04:48:23 PM  

wish there were a way to quote you all to make sure you all know:


This thread is just FULL of farking goodness!!!


Thank you, everyone. My Monday needed these exact laughs.
 
2013-07-15 09:25:07 PM  

Rapmaster2000:


Yeah, for all you peoples wondering how this happened; if you don't keep your finger on the joystick button the cows fall back to the ground and you have to try again and keep your finger on the button until the cow enters the UFO.

/obscure?
//no? Link a pic
///slashed cow meat
 
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