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2013-07-15 01:27:51 PM
moviestoliveby.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-15 01:29:27 PM
Yeah, but how do they taste with Arizona Iced Tea?
 
2013-07-15 01:29:35 PM
Talent is popping wrapped starburst in your mouth and unwrapping them with your tongue.
 
2013-07-15 01:30:19 PM
... and we're done here

/nothing to see, move along
 
2013-07-15 01:30:34 PM

rkiller1: Yeah, but how do they taste with Arizona Iced Tea?


cold, bloody and a not beyond a reasonable doubt murder-ey
 
2013-07-15 01:31:59 PM

Oldiron_79: Talent is popping wrapped starburst in your mouth and unwrapping them with your tongue.


I read that as "pooping".
 
2013-07-15 01:32:37 PM

Oldiron_79: Talent is popping wrapped starburst in your mouth and unwrapping them with your tongue.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-15 01:33:28 PM
Screw the minis, I want a giant one
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Skr
2013-07-15 01:34:50 PM
Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo
 
2013-07-15 01:36:01 PM
Better known to dentist as cap pullers.
 
2013-07-15 01:37:27 PM
Mini, unwrapped Starburst candies... Don't they call those "Skittles"?
 
2013-07-15 01:37:47 PM

Skr: Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo


That voodoo that she do so well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OASzBeIRiH0  (five second ad warning)
 
2013-07-15 01:38:30 PM
Finally!  A new flavor to add to my Zima.  The skittles were getting so boring.

Kidding of course, but I wouldn't be opposed to throwing a couple in some cheap vodka.
 
2013-07-15 01:38:55 PM
Also better than Starburst minis and Skittles ...


www.americanfizz.co.uk
Also great with Arizona Iced Tea Watermelon flavored high fructose corn syrup drank.
 
2013-07-15 01:39:07 PM

Skr: Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo


The cherry stem knot tie I think cant be done, but I can unwrap a starburst.
 
2013-07-15 01:41:12 PM

darth_badger: Also better than Starburst minis and Skittles ...



Also great with Arizona Iced Tea Watermelon flavored high fructose corn syrup drank.


The worst thing about those was if you bit down on them,trying to pry your teeth off it would usually take a few fillings along with it.
 
2013-07-15 01:43:10 PM

uncleacid: Better known to dentist as cap pullers.


If you really want to pop a cap, gotta vote for these guys.  Loved them as a kid, you couldn't pay me to eat a box anymore for fear of excruciating dental pain.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-15 01:45:09 PM

darth_badger: Also better than Starburst minis and Skittles ...


[www.americanfizz.co.uk image 500x500]
Also great with Arizona Iced Tea Watermelon flavored high fructose corn syrup drank.


No. No no no. Starburst completely supplanted those because starburst start out soft, you can chew into them. Now & Laters for some incomprehensible reason are rock hard for a while, just until theyre not. Makes no sense and youre likely to chip a tooth.

/but i did go to an inner city elementary school, those things were playground currency at the time
 
2013-07-15 01:46:03 PM

Mister Buttons: Finally!  A new flavor to add to my Zima.  The skittles were getting so boring.

Kidding of course, but I wouldn't be opposed to throwing a couple in some cheap vodka.


Jolly Ranchers are better than Skittles for that, just because they don't leave sediment behind.
 
2013-07-15 01:49:34 PM

Cyno01: /but i did go to an inner city elementary school, those things were playground currency at the time


Did they call them something like "Annihilators"?

As in "Gib me annihilator or i'z gonna kick yo' ass"?
 
2013-07-15 01:50:46 PM

Oldiron_79: Skr: Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo

The cherry stem knot tie I think cant be done, but I can unwrap a starburst.


It can be. I have seen it done and still have the stem somewhere (because I am creepy, I guess).

/csb

When I was with my grandfather in his final weeks, I left him in my car while I grabbed something for him from the store. When I came back out, he was sitting hunched up, like a guilty schoolboy. I sat down, and he flipped what was left of my Starburst at me.

"What are them things?"

"Starburst grandpa."

"How much?"

"Free, grandpa. Do you want me to get you some?"

"How are they free?"

"Grandpa, I have a coupon (note: not true, but I wasn't about to charge my dying grandfather for them)..."

Everytime I have Starburst I remember that guilty look of his and how much he loved them. Sadly, he died about a month after that, but I still smile, remembering.

/csb
 
2013-07-15 01:54:12 PM

Mister Buttons: Finally!  A new flavor to add to my Zima.  The skittles were getting so boring.

Kidding of course, but I wouldn't be opposed to throwing a couple in some cheap vodka.


You know how I know you're gay?
 
2013-07-15 01:59:35 PM

Anastacya: Oldiron_79: Skr: Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo

The cherry stem knot tie I think cant be done, but I can unwrap a starburst.

It can be. I have seen it done and still have the stem somewhere (because I am creepy, I guess).

/csb

When I was with my grandfather in his final weeks, I left him in my car while I grabbed something for him from the store. When I came back out, he was sitting hunched up, like a guilty schoolboy. I sat down, and he flipped what was left of my Starburst at me.

"What are them things?"

"Starburst grandpa."

"How much?"

"Free, grandpa. Do you want me to get you some?"

"How are they free?"

"Grandpa, I have a coupon (note: not true, but I wasn't about to charge my dying grandfather for them)..."

Everytime I have Starburst I remember that guilty look of his and how much he loved them. Sadly, he died about a month after that, but I still smile, remembering.

/csb


WHY YOU MAKE ME CRY?????

WHAT THE HELL!?
 
2013-07-15 02:00:52 PM

Oldiron_79: Skr: Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo

The cherry stem knot tie I think cant be done, but I can unwrap a starburst.


With your tongue? Well, hello sailor! New in town?

/Yes, I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. It takes a minimal amount of practice.
 
2013-07-15 02:02:30 PM

Oldiron_79: Mister Buttons: Finally!  A new flavor to add to my Zima.  The skittles were getting so boring.

Kidding of course, but I wouldn't be opposed to throwing a couple in some cheap vodka.

You know how I know you're gay?


Candy alcohol is good, dude. As far as it making you gay, I dunno- the ladies like it and it gets them pretty hammered.

i830.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-15 02:02:46 PM
Tiny starburst? Those torturous bastards! It's like the arseholes that make Benadryl and put them in
"secure" blister packs that are torture to open when you have a migraine-grade sinus headache.
 
2013-07-15 02:10:55 PM

Skr: Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo


Nothing mythical about it, unless you consider things like fire walking, lying on beds of nails and the female orgasm mythical.
 
2013-07-15 02:14:49 PM
Why don't we Americans get some decent jelly babies?
 
2013-07-15 02:42:20 PM
Call me when they sell packages of just the pink Starburst.
 
2013-07-15 02:57:45 PM
STOP THIS INSANITY.  What is next people?  Pistachios with no shells?!!  STOP. THE. INSANITY.
 
2013-07-15 03:12:22 PM

darth_badger: Cyno01: /but i did go to an inner city elementary school, those things were playground currency at the time

Did they call them something like "Annihilators"?

As in "Gib me annihilator or i'z gonna kick yo' ass"?


Not to my knowledge. I never partook because i hated now & laters, and i took the bus and didnt have a conosto to buy them at on the way to school. But i did get my ass kicked every day for being the only white kid.


ZeroCorpse: Why don't we Americans get some decent jelly babies?


Because sour patch kids are better.


megarian: Call me when they sell packages of just the pink Starburst.


Not quite, but close.

www.wrigley.com
 
2013-07-15 03:31:20 PM
Starburst jelly beans are now the only jelly beans allowed in our house at Easter.

Jelly Belly's are fine the rest of the year, but 'round these parts, it's little plastic eggs filled with Starbursts
 
2013-07-15 03:52:06 PM
WordyGrrl: Oldiron_79: Skr: Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo

The cherry stem knot tie I think cant be done, but I can unwrap a starburst.

With your tongue? Well, hello sailor! New in town?

/Yes, I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. It takes a minimal amount of practice.


How you doin'
 
2013-07-15 03:55:14 PM
I always figure the wrapper was just to keep them from sticking together whey they're in your pocket
 
2013-07-15 04:01:24 PM

Cyno01: Because sour patch kids are better.



Did you ever buy a huge bag (maybe a couple of pounds) of Sour Patch Kids, eat them all and then eat the handful of Sour Patch Kids dust all at once? Try it sometime.
 
2013-07-15 04:10:32 PM

Anastacya: Oldiron_79: Skr: Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo

The cherry stem knot tie I think cant be done, but I can unwrap a starburst.

It can be. I have seen it done and still have the stem somewhere (because I am creepy, I guess).

/csb

When I was with my grandfather in his final weeks, I left him in my car while I grabbed something for him from the store. When I came back out, he was sitting hunched up, like a guilty schoolboy. I sat down, and he flipped what was left of my Starburst at me.

"What are them things?"

"Starburst grandpa."

"How much?"

"Free, grandpa. Do you want me to get you some?"

"How are they free?"

"Grandpa, I have a coupon (note: not true, but I wasn't about to charge my dying grandfather for them)..."

Everytime I have Starburst I remember that guilty look of his and how much he loved them. Sadly, he died about a month after that, but I still smile, remembering.

/csb


Diabeetus.
 
2013-07-15 04:11:45 PM

ZeroCorpse: Mini, unwrapped Starburst candies... Don't they call those "Skittles"?


Yes. And they are way better than Starbursts, even already unwrapped.
 
2013-07-15 04:45:02 PM
Starburst have always been nothing but "fruit"-flavored earwax.
 
2013-07-15 04:49:15 PM
Well it's about time. Years ago at my old job shortly before I quit I used to write companies just to waste time. I wrote the M&M Mars company and suggested they sell them like this. Individually wrapped are a pain. They replied and said they don't accept outside advice.

/Still waiting for subway to get Miracle Whip. :/
 
2013-07-15 04:55:09 PM

rkiller1: Skr: Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo

That voodoo that she do so well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OASzBeIRiH0  (five second ad warning)


Those instructions seem unpossible to follow but that gal makes me feel funny in my pants.
 
2013-07-15 05:04:12 PM
Did anyone else notice that the "movie theater size" is $2.59 for 3.5oz and the pouch is $1.59 for 8oz?
 
2013-07-15 05:23:50 PM
I had a friend in high school that loved starburst. She was going to save all the wrappers and stick them to her wall to look like wall paper. She got decent size spot covered on the wall before she quit trying.

/ Minis mean I'm going to try to bake with them somehow.
 
2013-07-15 05:26:19 PM

darth_badger: Also better than Starburst minis and Skittles ...


[www.americanfizz.co.uk image 500x500]
Also great with Arizona Iced Tea Watermelon flavored high fructose corn syrup drank.


Now & Laters are just flavored wax, and the flavor is throwup no matter what flavor you pick. Awful.
 
2013-07-15 06:23:05 PM

Anastacya: Oldiron_79: Skr: Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo

The cherry stem knot tie I think cant be done, but I can unwrap a starburst.

It can be. I have seen it done and still have the stem somewhere (because I am creepy, I guess).

/csb

When I was with my grandfather in his final weeks, I left him in my car while I grabbed something for him from the store. When I came back out, he was sitting hunched up, like a guilty schoolboy. I sat down, and he flipped what was left of my Starburst at me.

"What are them things?"

"Starburst grandpa."

"How much?"

"Free, grandpa. Do you want me to get you some?"

"How are they free?"

"Grandpa, I have a coupon (note: not true, but I wasn't about to charge my dying grandfather for them)..."

Everytime I have Starburst I remember that guilty look of his and how much he loved them. Sadly, he died about a month after that, but I still smile, remembering.

/csb


To this cynical old biatch who happened to adore her grandparents, that was truly the most touching thing I've read on Fark in a long time. Thanks.

/you probably rock
 
2013-07-15 06:37:42 PM
halfempty.com
I'll get right to peeling those candies just after I finish bleeding.
 
2013-07-15 06:58:08 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Anastacya: Oldiron_79: Skr: Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo

The cherry stem knot tie I think cant be done, but I can unwrap a starburst.

It can be. I have seen it done and still have the stem somewhere (because I am creepy, I guess).

/csb

When I was with my grandfather in his final weeks, I left him in my car while I grabbed something for him from the store. When I came back out, he was sitting hunched up, like a guilty schoolboy. I sat down, and he flipped what was left of my Starburst at me.

"What are them things?"

"Starburst grandpa."

"How much?"

"Free, grandpa. Do you want me to get you some?"

"How are they free?"

"Grandpa, I have a coupon (note: not true, but I wasn't about to charge my dying grandfather for them)..."

Everytime I have Starburst I remember that guilty look of his and how much he loved them. Sadly, he died about a month after that, but I still smile, remembering.

/csb

To this cynical old biatch who happened to adore her grandparents, that was truly the most touching thing I've read on Fark in a long time. Thanks.

/you probably rock


Wow, thanks! I miss him so very much. I can just picture him nosing around my car like a bored little schoolboy, seeing the Starburst package, and unwrapping each one, looking around guiltily, and tasting them. He had wasted away to almost skin and bones from the prostate cancer, but he ate with gusto. Watching him inhale my homemade salsa and drink buttermilk, eating a steak, and just being the ornery, amazing man that he was is something that I will cherish for the rest of my life. They don't make guys like him anymore. He was, and still is, my hero.
 
2013-07-15 07:03:53 PM

mikefinch: Anastacya: Oldiron_79: Skr: Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo

The cherry stem knot tie I think cant be done, but I can unwrap a starburst.

It can be. I have seen it done and still have the stem somewhere (because I am creepy, I guess).

/csb

When I was with my grandfather in his final weeks, I left him in my car while I grabbed something for him from the store. When I came back out, he was sitting hunched up, like a guilty schoolboy. I sat down, and he flipped what was left of my Starburst at me.

"What are them things?"

"Starburst grandpa."

"How much?"

"Free, grandpa. Do you want me to get you some?"

"How are they free?"

"Grandpa, I have a coupon (note: not true, but I wasn't about to charge my dying grandfather for them)..."

Everytime I have Starburst I remember that guilty look of his and how much he loved them. Sadly, he died about a month after that, but I still smile, remembering.

/csb

WHY YOU MAKE ME CRY?????

WHAT THE HELL!?


Hehe, I'm sorry. My grandpa would've picked on you for tearing up. Use that to smile :)
 
2013-07-15 09:20:27 PM

mikefinch: Anastacya: Oldiron_79: Skr: Article was mentioning the commercial where the gal unwrapped one with her tongue. Sounds like the mythical "tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue" type of voodoo

The cherry stem knot tie I think cant be done, but I can unwrap a starburst.

It can be. I have seen it done and still have the stem somewhere (because I am creepy, I guess).

/csb

When I was with my grandfather in his final weeks, I left him in my car while I grabbed something for him from the store. When I came back out, he was sitting hunched up, like a guilty schoolboy. I sat down, and he flipped what was left of my Starburst at me.

"What are them things?"

"Starburst grandpa."

"How much?"

"Free, grandpa. Do you want me to get you some?"

"How are they free?"

"Grandpa, I have a coupon (note: not true, but I wasn't about to charge my dying grandfather for them)..."

Everytime I have Starburst I remember that guilty look of his and how much he loved them. Sadly, he died about a month after that, but I still smile, remembering.

/csb

WHY YOU MAKE ME CRY?????

WHAT THE HELL!?


SERIOUSLY WTF?!??!!
 
2013-07-15 09:46:03 PM
Edy's used to make Starburst sherbet that was amazing. Intense flavored sherbet with chunks of Starburst. Their website says they still make it, but I haven't seen it in years. I would give someone a week-long BJ for a carton of that stuff.
 
2013-07-15 10:51:27 PM

darth_badger: Also better than Starburst minis and Skittles ...



Also great with Arizona Iced Tea Watermelon flavored high fructose corn syrup drank.


Now and Laters are awesome.

Next, try Hi Chew.

You're welcome.
 
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