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(News.com.au)   "And right here - this is your dumbass line. My, you have an unusually long one"   (news.com.au) divider line 24
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2013-07-15 01:14:05 PM
Will I still be getting a swimming pool?

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2013-07-15 01:39:28 PM
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2013-07-15 01:40:27 PM
If you lose your hand, do you become fateless?
 
2013-07-15 01:41:14 PM
Surely if you believed in fate and that it can be predicted by certain methods, you'd also believe that your fate was tied to you as a person when you were born.  It doesn't make sense to me that a person who believed that would assume they could change their fate by changing the lines on their hand.

It makes about as much sense to me as changing your future by getting a nose job.
 
2013-07-15 01:41:47 PM
Make sure to eat some tiger penis or sniff some schoolgirl's vending machine panties for good luck!
 
2013-07-15 01:42:31 PM
I erased my palm prints when I kept turning Japanese without lube.
 
2013-07-15 01:43:10 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: Surely if you believed in fate and that it can be predicted by certain methods, you'd also believe that your fate was tied to you as a person when you were born.  It doesn't make sense to me that a person who believed that would assume they could change their fate by changing the lines on their hand.

It makes about as much sense to me as changing your future by getting a nose job.


You assume entirely too much critical thinking on the part of somebody who believes their future is tied to the creases in their palm.
 
2013-07-15 01:43:45 PM
These are stories I like to point out whenever people act like America has the market cornered on idiots. Nah, people all over the world are just as stupid - they just don't get the publicity we do.
 
2013-07-15 01:45:47 PM
I would like mine ribbed for my pleasure.
 
2013-07-15 01:50:09 PM
Sounds like Retrophrenology.
 
2013-07-15 01:52:41 PM
So they're basically...

*puts on sunglasses*

Getting hand jobs

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
 
2013-07-15 01:55:23 PM
I hear those crazy Japanese also buy rodents thinking they are tiny dogs.
 
2013-07-15 01:56:19 PM
The money would be better spent in a massage parlor, if all you want is to get luckier.
 
2013-07-15 02:32:56 PM
Getting and giving hand jobs....Japan..got to love 'em...
 
2013-07-15 02:41:08 PM

The sound of one hand clapping: Surely if you believed in fate and that it can be predicted by certain methods, you'd also believe that your fate was tied to you as a person when you were born.  It doesn't make sense to me that a person who believed that would assume they could change their fate by changing the lines on their hand.

It makes about as much sense to me as changing your future by getting a nose job.


Jennifer Gray did.
 
2013-07-15 03:01:56 PM
Just write a palmistry book and change the better outcomes to reflect your own lines.
 
2013-07-15 03:03:27 PM

Dragonflew: The sound of one hand clapping: Surely if you believed in fate and that it can be predicted by certain methods, you'd also believe that your fate was tied to you as a person when you were born.  It doesn't make sense to me that a person who believed that would assume they could change their fate by changing the lines on their hand.

It makes about as much sense to me as changing your future by getting a nose job.

Jennifer Gray did.


Hey! Nobody puts Jennifer Gray in the corner.
 
2013-07-15 03:09:06 PM
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2013-07-15 04:58:32 PM
Let's face it, we consider a country that has pillows substituting for men and sex dolls substituting for women--a country that is becoming so dysfunctional that its own people won't get together and fark, anymore. A little stupidity like this is barely a blip.

/How messed up does a man have to be to turn down all Japanese women except an occasional pro?
//I mean, really?
 
2013-07-15 05:33:13 PM
How much to make my palm look like Annette Haven?

/ Most likely obscure to you younger farkers.
 
2013-07-15 06:13:01 PM

Silly_Sot: Let's face it, we consider a country that has pillows substituting for men and sex dolls substituting for women--a country that is becoming so dysfunctional that its own people won't get together and fark, anymore. A little stupidity like this is barely a blip.

/How messed up does a man have to be to turn down all Japanese women except an occasional pro?
//I mean, really?


Truly tis about time I visited that country :D
 
2013-07-15 07:00:51 PM
"...I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone..."

/oblig.
 
2013-07-15 07:11:16 PM

IAmRight: These are stories I like to point out whenever people act like America has the market cornered on idiots. Nah, people all over the world are just as stupid - they just don't get the publicity we do.


I work with teachers at a Japanese board of education office who sincerely believe that one's blood type determines their personality, values, and relationship compatibility with others.  This shiat kills me.
 
2013-07-16 01:22:51 AM
You know, pretty much any time I hear a story about something "the Japanese" are doing, I pretty much assume that means one or two Asians (who may or may not actually be Japanese) did something crazy, and the news media has extrapolated from that that this is now the latest fad sweeping Tokyo. Anyone remember the whole "bagel head" thing? Yeah, "the Japanese" actually thought that was as batshiat crazy as everyone else.
 
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