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(YouTube)   The definitive animated reconstruction of what went wrong with Asiana Flight 214. Courtesy of our friends from Taiwan. Slightly Not safe for work   (youtube.com) divider line 37
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2013-07-15 01:41:56 PM  
It was/is a sad event. I live in the bay area and grow weary of the endless coverage
 
2013-07-15 01:42:49 PM  
Oh my god. I'm crying. I'm actually crying.

This is their best work yet.
 
2013-07-15 01:57:21 PM  
Crafted by captain Sum Ting Wong of course.
 
2013-07-15 01:59:04 PM  
You should always submit the actual Chinese version of these reports.
 
2013-07-15 01:59:58 PM  
Prease comment
 
2013-07-15 02:00:01 PM  
Did anyone else reflexively squeeze their legs together when the "Happy Ending" didn't go as planed???
/ooochhhhh.
// "If you squirt blood upon release, you need to consult a physician immediately.."
 
2013-07-15 02:00:11 PM  
GangBang style, Ha
 
2013-07-15 02:02:03 PM  
Well it is probably more factually based than anything coming out of the SF media cess pool.
 
2013-07-15 02:05:12 PM  
Bang Ding Ow reminds me of the Batman TV show.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-15 02:14:20 PM  
www.eonline.com

Now that is obviously wong...
 
2013-07-15 02:19:05 PM  
Greatest troll in the history of the Intertoobs.
 
2013-07-15 02:25:30 PM  
Now this is what I call a four alarm Chinese fire drill.
 
2013-07-15 02:41:17 PM  
I can't believe none of the journalists at the TV station figured it out..
 
2013-07-15 02:48:55 PM  

BalugaJoe: I can't believe none of the journalists at the TV station figured it out..


Well you really can't grant anyone in the media with an abundance of brains now can you?
 
2013-07-15 02:49:02 PM  
I watched it live, I laughed. I mean, what kind of incompetent news station would have this pass through so many people and nobody would say "Hey, wait a minute!". I can agree with other Bay Area Farkers that coverage is a bit heavy and I think other things should be concentrated on.

/San Francisco and TL by the way
 
2013-07-15 02:50:20 PM  
Wow. That was possibly the most bizarre of these animated "reenactments" I've ever seen.
 
2013-07-15 02:55:23 PM  

Jument: Wow. That was possibly the most bizarre of these animated "reenactments" I've ever seen.


^^^^Seconded.

Can Asians be racist against themselves?
Who has sex with their pants on?
Are pimply Asian kids taunted with "Sushi Face"?

These questions, and more, deserve answers.
 
2013-07-15 02:56:47 PM  

BalugaJoe: I can't believe none of the journalists at the TV station figured it out..


I'd be willing to bet at least someone if not multiple people figured it out.  It was probably more like a case of "not my responsibility".  If I figure it out and make a big deal out of it the people who were supposed to be fact checking will be pissed at ME, I'll have slowed things down etc etc someone else will catch it...all the way to the talking heads who are like "I just repeat the teleprompter back like a trained parrot, not my fault, Brawk!".  Sloppy and lazy, just like the news.
 
2013-07-15 03:02:11 PM  

BalugaJoe: I can't believe none of the journalists at the TV station figured it out..


Actually, I think I see where we got the wrong impression here.  There are no journalists at the TV station, only employees.

/there is no Dana, only Zuul.
 
2013-07-15 03:04:09 PM  

hardinparamedic: Oh my god. I'm crying. I'm actually crying.

This is their best work yet.


This was a through-and-through excellent send-up.

walkerhound: Prease comment


That killed me.
 
2013-07-15 03:14:07 PM  

walkerhound: Prease comment

 
2013-07-15 03:15:58 PM  
dammit.

[that'swasict.gif]
 
2013-07-15 03:28:28 PM  

BalugaJoe: I can't believe none of the journalists at the TV station figured it out..


Meanwhile, Haywood Jablome's brother Howie Felterbush turned up in USA Today:


http://deadspin.com/usa-today-article-on-zimmerman-verdict-quotes-a -ho wie-774049646

Are people getting stupider, or are media outlets all staffed by "communications" majors nowadays?

/former journalist
 
2013-07-15 03:36:55 PM  

fickenchucker: Jument: Wow. That was possibly the most bizarre of these animated "reenactments" I've ever seen.

^^^^Seconded.

Can Asians be racist against themselves?


Well first off, there is no such thing as 'Asian' as a singular race. And yes, each ethnic group in Southeast Asia hate each other.
 
2013-07-15 03:40:09 PM  

d23: [www.eonline.com image 560x415]

Now that is obviously wong...


What blows my mind about this is... there are a LOT of asians in the SF bay area.  Seriously, a lot.  This is not the kind of thing that should happen in the bay.  Wisconsin?  Sure, why not.  But the bay area is diverse and cultured (for the most part) and this is just pathetic.

If I were the FCC I'd pull their broadcast license for a "review" period of not less than a week.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-15 03:54:44 PM  

Kahabut: d23: [www.eonline.com image 560x415]

Now that is obviously wong...

What blows my mind about this is... there are a LOT of asians in the SF bay area.  Seriously, a lot.  This is not the kind of thing that should happen in the bay.  Wisconsin?  Sure, why not.  But the bay area is diverse and cultured (for the most part) and this is just pathetic.

If I were the FCC I'd pull their broadcast license for a "review" period of not less than a week.


Yeah I agree.  There isn't one but several very stupid producers involved for this to make it to air.
 
2013-07-15 03:55:21 PM  
Asiana's reply to KTVU:  "Very funny.  Wi Su Yu now."
 
2013-07-15 03:56:27 PM  

walkerhound: Prease comment


That was a nice touch.
 
2013-07-15 04:27:36 PM  
It's not even like she was reading them in a way that was weird and didn't sound like what they were meant to say... we too low and holy f*ck? are you farking serious lady?
 
2013-07-15 05:09:15 PM  
Sue Collins seen screaming 'what the fark are you doing' while watching the broadcast from home.
 
2013-07-15 05:17:04 PM  

OldManDownDRoad: BalugaJoe: I can't believe none of the journalists at the TV station figured it out..

Meanwhile, Haywood Jablome's brother Howie Felterbush turned up in USA Today:


http://deadspin.com/usa-today-article-on-zimmerman-verdict-quotes-a -ho wie-774049646

Are people getting stupider, or are media outlets all staffed by "communications" majors nowadays?

/former journalist


Notice this person is listed as from Melbourne.... i.e. down under... How do you give an interview with a serious face.
 
2013-07-15 06:12:23 PM  
o.k. the funny begins when? I wish whoever made that video, and whoever thought it was worth posting on fark, had been the 4th and 5th terminal causalities on flt.214.
/seriously sh*t
 
2013-07-15 06:19:42 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-15 06:36:52 PM  

SMB2811: fickenchucker:
Can Asians be racist against themselves?

Well first off, there is no such thing as 'Asian' as a singular race. And yes, each ethnic group in Southeast Asia hate each other.


oi40.tinypic.com

People often think the West is the most racist place imaginable when it's actually the least.
 
2013-07-15 07:44:24 PM  
fickenchucker:

Can Asians be racist against themselves?


I had a friend who got sent to sensitivity training at work for calling himself a Twinkie.
 
2013-07-15 07:51:59 PM  

Todd300: Sue Collins seen screaming 'what the fark are you doing' while watching the broadcast from home.


Sue Simmons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYAMDhVT50I">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=nYAMDhVT50I
 
2013-07-16 08:11:37 AM  

Rolander: fickenchucker:

Can Asians be racist against themselves?


I had a friend who got sent to sensitivity training at work for calling himself a Twinkie.


At first I scratched my head.  Then as I started to google it I knew I would only get hits for the Hostess product and figured it had something to do with twinks.  Fortunately I thought to just search urban dictionary.

Can I still refer to myself as Wonder Bread?   I got called that by a black guy begging on the streets once when I didn't give him any money.
 
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