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(WTKR)   Trying to find a less technical way to describe your patient's "lumbar lordosis", Dr. Mix-a-Lot? Just tell her she has "Ghetto Booty"   (wtkr.com) divider line 32
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8353 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jul 2013 at 2:33 PM (51 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-15 01:29:48 PM
10 votes:
This same thing has happened to me numerous times when diagnosing a patient.

Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'

And don't EVEN remind me of the time I had to tell a patient they had an osteosarcoma in her left femur that had metastasized into their left ishium, bilateral ilia and entire lumbar spine. She was a like 'Whah, whah, whah, WHAH!'

Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.
2013-07-15 01:36:19 PM
8 votes:
If you suspect you may be suffering from Ghetto Booty, you are advised to call 1-900-MIX-A-LOT immediately, so that you may kick those nasty thoughts.
2013-07-15 02:14:01 PM
7 votes:
I enjoy larger posteriors and I cannot prevaricateYou other siblings cannot denyThat when a girl enters, with a diminutive waistAnd a rotund thing in your faceYour corporosa cavernosa engorgeWould like to get closerBecause you noticed that her posterior was filledIn the knickerbockers she was wearingI'm enthralled and cannot look awayOh, child i would like to talk to youAnd take your photographMy friends tried to warn meBut that posterior of yours hasMe very excitedOoh, caress your fine skinYou mentioned that you wanted to ride in my luxury sedanWell take advantage, take advantage, because you are not an average woman
I have seen them dancingI will forego the romancingShe perspires, makes her skin moist, as if she were a sports car
I have grown weary of periodicalsThat mention that small posteriors are preferableWhen asking the average african-american maleHe will answer that he prefers a larger posterior
Gentelmen (yes) gentelmen (yes)Does your spouse have a large posterior (quite so)Well then cause it to gyrate, gyrate, gyrate, gyrateThat woman has posterior
I enjoy them rotund and largeAnd when I'm performingI cannot contain my excitementI act as though i was a species other than humanAnd thus i have developed the following dilemma
I would like to bring you back to my residenceAnd grunt repeatedlyI am not talking about gentlemens periodical magazinesBecause polymers were made for toys
2013-07-15 01:33:47 PM
5 votes:
Symptoms of Ghetto Booty including having an L.A. face with an Oakland booty.
2013-07-15 03:28:32 PM
4 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
2013-07-15 03:45:19 PM
2 votes:
www.lolbrary.com
2013-07-15 02:42:55 PM
2 votes:
beatsandrants.blogs.com
More like Lumbar OhmyLORD-Osis.

/white boy shouting.
2013-07-15 02:42:31 PM
2 votes:
Yo ass too big.
2013-07-15 02:39:13 PM
2 votes:
 "I think I blacked out after he said 'ghetto booty.'

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/07/15/doctor-gives-woman-with-bac k- pain-diagnosis-ghetto-booty/#ixzz2Z8nPUCSs
/Um, no I think that happened *WAY* before he said anything.
2013-07-15 02:38:31 PM
2 votes:

Trying to find a less technical way to describe your patient's "lumbar lordosis", Dr. Mix-a-Lot?


More like "lumbar lardosis", amiright??
2013-07-15 02:15:04 PM
2 votes:
Well, FARK you, html editor.

Grrrr.

/boobies
//weeners
2013-07-15 04:56:46 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

I lost it when this graphic popped up. HAHAHAHAHAHA
2013-07-15 04:55:48 PM
1 votes:
pic of the doctor...

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-07-15 04:47:44 PM
1 votes:
Can't trust a big butt and a smile
2013-07-15 04:39:44 PM
1 votes:
Mr. digitalrain has an ass like two cute loaves of bread encased in denim...
2013-07-15 04:22:00 PM
1 votes:
gallery.photo.net
2013-07-15 04:20:22 PM
1 votes:

Enemabag Jones: I believe Dave Chappelle introduced the term badonkadonk white people.


imgs.xkcd.com

Orig is here.  I laugh like a maniac every time.

/why yes i am a physics nerd
//and a language nerd
///how did you guess
2013-07-15 03:36:38 PM
1 votes:

belhade: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

I like small butts and I cannot lie...


You other priest can't deny
When an altar boy walks in with a little bitty waist and a little thing in you face, you get sprung. Etc
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-15 03:25:56 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

opposite problem
2013-07-15 03:23:12 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-15 03:22:09 PM
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: Well, FARK you, html editor.

Grrrr.

/boobies
//weeners



I lol'd
2013-07-15 03:10:23 PM
1 votes:
fc06.deviantart.net

Wow....Just wow.
2013-07-15 03:05:41 PM
1 votes:
My booty is pretty ghetto for a white boy.
2013-07-15 03:03:31 PM
1 votes:
so what you're saying is that she heard the Zimmerman ruling and literally got butt hurt?
2013-07-15 03:00:10 PM
1 votes:
She was offended by the words Ghetto Booty?

padresteve.files.wordpress.com
2013-07-15 02:59:58 PM
1 votes:

Wall_of_Doodoo: This same thing has happened to me numerous times when diagnosing a patient.

Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'

And don't EVEN remind me of the time I had to tell a patient they had an osteosarcoma in her left femur that had metastasized into their left ishium, bilateral ilia and entire lumbar spine. She was a like 'Whah, whah, whah, WHAH!'

Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.



Paging Dr. Bedside Manner.... :-p
2013-07-15 02:58:39 PM
1 votes:
And still no real cure for my lateral epicondylalgia (furious mastubator's elbow).
2013-07-15 02:50:20 PM
1 votes:

skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.


www.superphotospace.com
2013-07-15 02:50:03 PM
1 votes:
img41.imageshack.us
2013-07-15 02:48:34 PM
1 votes:
It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.
2013-07-15 02:48:09 PM
1 votes:
aka....."Bird Perch".

also......


  cache.daylife.com
2013-07-15 01:39:30 PM
1 votes:

Wall_of_Doodoo: Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'


I actually know the doctor in this article.

Let's just say this is not surprising.
 
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