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(WTKR)   Trying to find a less technical way to describe your patient's "lumbar lordosis", Dr. Mix-a-Lot? Just tell her she has "Ghetto Booty"   (wtkr.com) divider line 20
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2013-07-15 04:06:29 PM
3 votes:

Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.


Just horribly photoshopped.

rufus-t-firefly: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Amy Williams has an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.

[kabong.ca image 720x405]

[nimg.sulekha.com image 640x437]


No, that is "tinybuttitis", where there's enough to sit on, but not enough for "dat ass".

This is a white girl with dat ass:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-15 03:04:43 PM
2 votes:

TheRameres: Wall_of_Doodoo: 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia

Is this really what causes fibromyalgia?  Reason I ask is my sister apparently has this affliction, and she does happen to be what you described.  I would nothing more than to call her out and say that she did this to herself, because the 2-3 times a year I do see her, her fibromyalgia HAS to come up as a subject, and the only thing I know about it is that she's constantly in pain or something.


In a word- no. They're not quite sure what does cause it. And it has no correlation to obesity. Friend of mine was diagnosed with it at a relatively early age.. she is nowhere near fat, is very athletic. Or was.
2013-07-15 02:52:59 PM
2 votes:
This doctor is an idiot. "There is no cure, here have a scrip."  Strengthening the abdominal muscles and core can help quite a bit with the pain, as would losing weight. If she's not willing to do either of those things, then that's on her. She should have been told to give it a shot, though, before he threw pain meds at her.
2013-07-15 01:47:10 PM
2 votes:
"Callipygian" is the word you're looking for.

/Even white boys got to shout.
2013-07-15 01:29:48 PM
2 votes:
This same thing has happened to me numerous times when diagnosing a patient.

Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'

And don't EVEN remind me of the time I had to tell a patient they had an osteosarcoma in her left femur that had metastasized into their left ishium, bilateral ilia and entire lumbar spine. She was a like 'Whah, whah, whah, WHAH!'

Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.
2013-07-15 04:43:19 PM
1 votes:
FTA: "The next person might not take it like I do and he might find himself in a very bad, bad situation," Ragland said.

She filed a complaint against the medical board. She threatened his career. What would happen if someone else didn't "take it like she did". This quote just screams class A biatch.
2013-07-15 04:18:03 PM
1 votes:

omgrtfa: marius2: My booty is pretty ghetto for a white boy.

Pics or get the F out ;p


Pic doesn't do it justice, but it's all I've got

http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/r/rF/fark_rFGZkZJ8Kl16mLxuRM8mk X8 nGvY.jpg?t=qHI8CnwI97JFsJ-h1TesGw&f=1374465600
2013-07-15 04:09:29 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
Back in my day, we called it a Shelf.
2013-07-15 03:57:25 PM
1 votes:
Am I too late to post "Gross Steatopygia"?
2013-07-15 03:54:51 PM
1 votes:
Whenever I am having a bad day, I think back to the blessed moment when a black coworker told me I had the nicest ass on a white chick he'd ever seen, and I could, ahem, tell he meant it.

/Step one, be attractive
.//Step two, don't be unattractive
2013-07-15 03:48:30 PM
1 votes:

yanoosh: farkin_noob: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Not all white girls have a flat ass. When I was a cheerleader I could never get a skirt that covered my bum. :-\

:-D pictures?


That was a vey long time ago. They didn't have such things as cameras then. ;-)

Now I'm a 33 year old single mother of a 14 year old boy. The ravages of time hasn't been kind. :-(
2013-07-15 03:45:19 PM
1 votes:
www.lolbrary.com
2013-07-15 03:13:33 PM
1 votes:

Wall_of_Doodoo: Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.


I was at a party recently and got to talking with the head of cardiology at a hospital here. He told me, "we are very, very good at fixing people, and we suck at absolutely every other part  of the job." So at least your pretend-internet-doctor act is consistent with reality.
2013-07-15 03:12:03 PM
1 votes:

skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.


Amy Williams has an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.

kabong.ca

nimg.sulekha.com
2013-07-15 03:07:21 PM
1 votes:

fireclown: [beatsandrants.blogs.com image 400x475]
More like Lumbar OhmyLORD-Osis.

/white boy shouting.


While I don't find her attractive... holy shiat, but she could crush coal into diamonds with those cheeks!
2013-07-15 02:50:20 PM
1 votes:

skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.


www.superphotospace.com
2013-07-15 02:46:21 PM
1 votes:
Lumbar hyperlordosis is a common problem for dancers. However, I suspect that this is not why this woman is experiencing this condition.
2013-07-15 02:42:55 PM
1 votes:
beatsandrants.blogs.com
More like Lumbar OhmyLORD-Osis.

/white boy shouting.
2013-07-15 02:42:05 PM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

She is a Hottentot Venus.
2013-07-15 01:36:19 PM
1 votes:
If you suspect you may be suffering from Ghetto Booty, you are advised to call 1-900-MIX-A-LOT immediately, so that you may kick those nasty thoughts.
 
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