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(WTKR)   Trying to find a less technical way to describe your patient's "lumbar lordosis", Dr. Mix-a-Lot? Just tell her she has "Ghetto Booty"   (wtkr.com) divider line 129
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2013-07-15 01:29:48 PM  
This same thing has happened to me numerous times when diagnosing a patient.

Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'

And don't EVEN remind me of the time I had to tell a patient they had an osteosarcoma in her left femur that had metastasized into their left ishium, bilateral ilia and entire lumbar spine. She was a like 'Whah, whah, whah, WHAH!'

Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.
 
2013-07-15 01:33:47 PM  
Symptoms of Ghetto Booty including having an L.A. face with an Oakland booty.
 
2013-07-15 01:36:19 PM  
If you suspect you may be suffering from Ghetto Booty, you are advised to call 1-900-MIX-A-LOT immediately, so that you may kick those nasty thoughts.
 
2013-07-15 01:39:30 PM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'


I actually know the doctor in this article.

Let's just say this is not surprising.
 
2013-07-15 01:47:10 PM  
"Callipygian" is the word you're looking for.

/Even white boys got to shout.
 
2013-07-15 01:52:21 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Callipygian" is the word you're looking for.

/Even white boys got to shout.


I prefer zoftig or Rubenesque.  But yours is more anatomically-specific.
 
2013-07-15 02:03:27 PM  
This thread is missing something.  Whatever could it be?  Oh yeah, I know!

i105.photobucket.com

That's better.
 
2013-07-15 02:14:01 PM  
I enjoy larger posteriors and I cannot prevaricateYou other siblings cannot denyThat when a girl enters, with a diminutive waistAnd a rotund thing in your faceYour corporosa cavernosa engorgeWould like to get closerBecause you noticed that her posterior was filledIn the knickerbockers she was wearingI'm enthralled and cannot look awayOh, child i would like to talk to youAnd take your photographMy friends tried to warn meBut that posterior of yours hasMe very excitedOoh, caress your fine skinYou mentioned that you wanted to ride in my luxury sedanWell take advantage, take advantage, because you are not an average woman
I have seen them dancingI will forego the romancingShe perspires, makes her skin moist, as if she were a sports car
I have grown weary of periodicalsThat mention that small posteriors are preferableWhen asking the average african-american maleHe will answer that he prefers a larger posterior
Gentelmen (yes) gentelmen (yes)Does your spouse have a large posterior (quite so)Well then cause it to gyrate, gyrate, gyrate, gyrateThat woman has posterior
I enjoy them rotund and largeAnd when I'm performingI cannot contain my excitementI act as though i was a species other than humanAnd thus i have developed the following dilemma
I would like to bring you back to my residenceAnd grunt repeatedlyI am not talking about gentlemens periodical magazinesBecause polymers were made for toys
 
2013-07-15 02:15:04 PM  
Well, FARK you, html editor.

Grrrr.

/boobies
//weeners
 
2013-07-15 02:38:31 PM  

Trying to find a less technical way to describe your patient's "lumbar lordosis", Dr. Mix-a-Lot?


More like "lumbar lardosis", amiright??
 
2013-07-15 02:38:56 PM  
Should have just told her she was swayback.
 
2013-07-15 02:39:13 PM  
 "I think I blacked out after he said 'ghetto booty.'

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/07/15/doctor-gives-woman-with-bac k- pain-diagnosis-ghetto-booty/#ixzz2Z8nPUCSs
/Um, no I think that happened *WAY* before he said anything.
 
2013-07-15 02:42:05 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

She is a Hottentot Venus.
 
2013-07-15 02:42:31 PM  
Yo ass too big.
 
2013-07-15 02:42:49 PM  

ChipNASA: "I think I blacked out after he said 'ghetto booty.'

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/07/15/doctor-gives-woman-with-bac k- pain-diagnosis-ghetto-booty/#ixzz2Z8nPUCSs
/Um, no I think that happened *WAY* before he said anything.


THen she'll never come back. I suspect the only prescription for this is BBC PRN.
 
2013-07-15 02:42:55 PM  
beatsandrants.blogs.com
More like Lumbar OhmyLORD-Osis.

/white boy shouting.
 
2013-07-15 02:43:29 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Trying to find a less technical way to describe your patient's "lumbar lordosis", Dr. Mix-a-Lot?


More like "lumbar lardosis", amiright??


I read it as lumbar lardassis.
 
2013-07-15 02:43:57 PM  
Here. Just hold up this pic...

cache.gawker.com

...and tell the patient Tracy likes your booty so much, he wants to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
 
2013-07-15 02:46:21 PM  
Lumbar hyperlordosis is a common problem for dancers. However, I suspect that this is not why this woman is experiencing this condition.
 
2013-07-15 02:48:09 PM  
aka....."Bird Perch".

also......


  cache.daylife.com
 
2013-07-15 02:48:34 PM  
It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.
 
2013-07-15 02:48:43 PM  

fireclown: [beatsandrants.blogs.com image 400x475]
More like Lumbar OhmyLORD-Osis.

/white boy shouting.



How well do they test for steroids in tennis?

By the looks of those Williams girls, not very.
 
2013-07-15 02:49:52 PM  

jake_lex: Symptoms of Ghetto Booty including having an L.A. face with an Oakland booty.


Is that a woman with a big ass or a big-ass woman?
 
2013-07-15 02:50:03 PM  
img41.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-15 02:50:20 PM  

skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.


www.superphotospace.com
 
2013-07-15 02:51:11 PM  

hardinparamedic: Wall_of_Doodoo: Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'

I actually know the doctor in this article.

Let's just say this is not surprising.


Is he of caucus descent?
 
2013-07-15 02:52:59 PM  
This doctor is an idiot. "There is no cure, here have a scrip."  Strengthening the abdominal muscles and core can help quite a bit with the pain, as would losing weight. If she's not willing to do either of those things, then that's on her. She should have been told to give it a shot, though, before he threw pain meds at her.
 
2013-07-15 02:54:52 PM  

namegoeshere: This doctor is an idiot. "There is no cure, here have a scrip."  Strengthening the abdominal muscles and core can help quite a bit with the pain, as would losing weight. If she's not willing to do either of those things, then that's on her. She should have been told to give it a shot, though, before he threw pain meds at her.


We knew the doctor was an idiot by the end of the headline
 
2013-07-15 02:58:39 PM  
And still no real cure for my lateral epicondylalgia (furious mastubator's elbow).
 
2013-07-15 02:58:49 PM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia


Is this really what causes fibromyalgia?  Reason I ask is my sister apparently has this affliction, and she does happen to be what you described.  I would nothing more than to call her out and say that she did this to herself, because the 2-3 times a year I do see her, her fibromyalgia HAS to come up as a subject, and the only thing I know about it is that she's constantly in pain or something.
 
2013-07-15 02:59:58 PM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: This same thing has happened to me numerous times when diagnosing a patient.

Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'

And don't EVEN remind me of the time I had to tell a patient they had an osteosarcoma in her left femur that had metastasized into their left ishium, bilateral ilia and entire lumbar spine. She was a like 'Whah, whah, whah, WHAH!'

Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.



Paging Dr. Bedside Manner.... :-p
 
2013-07-15 03:00:08 PM  

namegoeshere: This doctor is an idiot. "There is no cure, here have a scrip."  Strengthening the abdominal muscles and core can help quite a bit with the pain, as would losing weight. If she's not willing to do either of those things, then that's on her. She should have been told to give it a shot, though, before he threw pain meds at her.


exercise? for back problems? What is your next recommendation, those magnets that people wear as jewelry?

/it's the American way
 
2013-07-15 03:00:09 PM  
Digbat alert! When you KNOW you have a huge butt and you KNOW its causing you back problems, blaming the doctor for trying to be non technical just makes you out to be a large twat.
 
2013-07-15 03:00:10 PM  
She was offended by the words Ghetto Booty?

padresteve.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-15 03:00:57 PM  
A woman in Tennessee

Her back in agony

The doc made a jot

A la sir Mix-a-Lot

And said she had Ghetto Booty
 
2013-07-15 03:03:12 PM  
www.sportsorthospine.com
"Ghetto Booty"
 
2013-07-15 03:03:31 PM  
so what you're saying is that she heard the Zimmerman ruling and literally got butt hurt?
 
2013-07-15 03:04:04 PM  

Wellon Dowd: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

[www.superphotospace.com image 800x1200]


You misspelled flatus.
 
2013-07-15 03:04:43 PM  

TheRameres: Wall_of_Doodoo: 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia

Is this really what causes fibromyalgia?  Reason I ask is my sister apparently has this affliction, and she does happen to be what you described.  I would nothing more than to call her out and say that she did this to herself, because the 2-3 times a year I do see her, her fibromyalgia HAS to come up as a subject, and the only thing I know about it is that she's constantly in pain or something.


In a word- no. They're not quite sure what does cause it. And it has no correlation to obesity. Friend of mine was diagnosed with it at a relatively early age.. she is nowhere near fat, is very athletic. Or was.
 
2013-07-15 03:04:45 PM  
The doctor should have said, "You're too fat. Lose some weight if want your back to stop hurting." Of course, that would have been considered offensive too.
 
2013-07-15 03:05:41 PM  
My booty is pretty ghetto for a white boy.
 
2013-07-15 03:05:43 PM  

skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.


Or as we call it 'round my office "Noassitol".
/available at your local drug store
 
2013-07-15 03:06:24 PM  

gambitsgirl: namegoeshere: This doctor is an idiot. "There is no cure, here have a scrip."  Strengthening the abdominal muscles and core can help quite a bit with the pain, as would losing weight. If she's not willing to do either of those things, then that's on her. She should have been told to give it a shot, though, before he threw pain meds at her.

We knew the doctor was an idiot by the end of the headline


i am in south america right now and have been caught repeatedly by the wife staring at ghetty booties, but they are generally muschalar and shapely and attached to a fine colombiana.

how is your ghetto booty miss thing
 
2013-07-15 03:06:35 PM  
What a lordly lumbering lord of lumber might look like:
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-15 03:07:08 PM  

marius2: My booty is pretty ghetto for a white boy.


Is that inked, too?
 
2013-07-15 03:07:21 PM  

fireclown: [beatsandrants.blogs.com image 400x475]
More like Lumbar OhmyLORD-Osis.

/white boy shouting.


While I don't find her attractive... holy shiat, but she could crush coal into diamonds with those cheeks!
 
2013-07-15 03:07:23 PM  
Obvious diagnosis is obvious but what's the prognosis and proper treatment of such a malady?
 
2013-07-15 03:07:55 PM  
An orthopod with shiatty bedside manner. I'm SHOCKED.
 
2013-07-15 03:08:19 PM  

Diogenes: marius2: My booty is pretty ghetto for a white boy.

Is that inked, too?


Not yet.
 
2013-07-15 03:10:07 PM  

Wellon Dowd: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

[www.superphotospace.com image 800x1200]


That's what we used to call "Hatchet Ass", 'cause it was so sharp it'd cut you. Or had been chopped off. We had various interpretations.

Diogenes: And still no real cure for my lateral epicondylalgia (furious mastubator's elbow).


Jerker's Elbow? There's a cream for that.
 
2013-07-15 03:10:23 PM  
fc06.deviantart.net

Wow....Just wow.
 
2013-07-15 03:12:03 PM  

skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.


Amy Williams has an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.

kabong.ca

nimg.sulekha.com
 
2013-07-15 03:13:33 PM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.


I was at a party recently and got to talking with the head of cardiology at a hospital here. He told me, "we are very, very good at fixing people, and we suck at absolutely every other part  of the job." So at least your pretend-internet-doctor act is consistent with reality.
 
2013-07-15 03:13:47 PM  
Oh, my God. Becky, you can see his butt.
This is so cool. [Note] shows
Rob old woman.
But you know, who knows what hit? * Parker *
The only reason to talk to you
If it continues like fornication «K;
I think my butt looks great.
I can not believe it's a bike,
I - dirty. Hear!
This is ... Black!
[Jazz Hybrid Group]
I can not tell a lie big pieces
Other brothers can not deny
Sharp Group
The round thing in your face
You can get some had shed
Note that because the stuffed
Dark jeans
I'm addicted, I can not stay away
Oh God, I'm with you
Shooting
I tried to warn homeboys
It makes me so horny, but you get the edge
Oh, pumpkin soft skin behind
If you would like to get my Mercedes?
Yes, I know, and I
You do not have fans in mind, because
I "play
Hell Romance č in. "
Sweat, humidity
It's "Arsenal would Turbo
I'm tired of magazines
He said: "What is a flat back
Take the average black man to ask him
Gathered for many
Guys, what? (Do!) Guys! (Do!)
Butt love (oh hell!)?
Tell them that! (Shake it!) Shake! (Shake!)
Health Assembly shakes!
Children back?
(LA face with the Oakland Soft)
Children back?
[Jazz Hybrid Group]
If "the people around him, a big
When I go to the show "
I need help, I want to live animals
Here is my life
I hope you come home
Yes, two lenses, OLE, OLE
I'm not talking Playboy
Silicon Sports Board
I think it is very thick and delicious
Thus, innovation, Juicy double
To connect to a country suffering
One bubble "began
We can see video stand
Bimbos tongue massaging a hoe
You can find more bimbous
I have my girls will luokyao Fu
Word thick soul sisters, I am with you
I Burp or tshuangye
When I want to fark **, but it must be the same
Aurora
Children activities
Many people do not like the song simp
Child hit and quit because
I would prefer to stay in the game
If I had the power
Massage
Girls! {Yes! Lady}! {Right}
{Opportunities in my Mercedes! }
Back! Get out!
Even the white man with a knife
Children back?
Children back?
Yes, dear ... As for women, but not in the world
Make a choice. 36-24-36: You're 53 haha, but it is. "
[Jazz Hybrid Group]
So your partner is tired exercise videos fund launched Honda
However, the Honda engine is charged again
I do not want to Anaconda
If you are a bread, when Hong Kong
You can do side bends or sit - ups
But I do not want to lose the Chopping
"Heavy" Share some of the brothers
I will tell you that it is not gold
You can fly
Punk fast download
Cosmo Oil says
Yes, I am!
If the waist a bit, "Sing Your Curves
I think that the fight card
Maypole Mother Magazine:
Something not to be missed!
Sister me, I could not resist
Red beans and rice did not miss
Now try some stupid
Because love my list
Game, but they decided to play
To get the source
But if a woman round
Triple X is at least
Enter 1-900-MIXALOT
He hates the idea of fighting


/Don't even ask
 
2013-07-15 03:16:34 PM  
So his anaconda wanted some?
 
2013-07-15 03:17:34 PM  

marius2: My booty is pretty ghetto for a white boy.


Pics or get the F out ;p
 
2013-07-15 03:19:15 PM  

Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.


I know...that's like the worst Photoshop I've ever seen.
 
2013-07-15 03:20:52 PM  

Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.


That has to be a pshop.
 
2013-07-15 03:21:29 PM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: This same thing has happened to me numerous times when diagnosing a patient.

Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'

And don't EVEN remind me of the time I had to tell a patient they had an osteosarcoma in her left femur that had metastasized into their left ishium, bilateral ilia and entire lumbar spine. She was a like 'Whah, whah, whah, WHAH!'

Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.


ediscovery.typepad.com
 
2013-07-15 03:21:58 PM  
maybe he first said that due to the extreme size and white of your gluteous maximus that has not only caused you to have joint problems that has resulted in two laproscopic procedures, it has now grown to a density that is causing your spine to be effected.

and she said, can i get that in laymens terms.
 
2013-07-15 03:22:03 PM  

alywa: /Don't even ask


*whatisIdon'teven.GIF*
 
2013-07-15 03:22:09 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Well, FARK you, html editor.

Grrrr.

/boobies
//weeners



I lol'd
 
2013-07-15 03:22:17 PM  

shazbotuh: TheRameres: Wall_of_Doodoo: 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia

Is this really what causes fibromyalgia?  Reason I ask is my sister apparently has this affliction, and she does happen to be what you described.  I would nothing more than to call her out and say that she did this to herself, because the 2-3 times a year I do see her, her fibromyalgia HAS to come up as a subject, and the only thing I know about it is that she's constantly in pain or something.

In a word- no. They're not quite sure what does cause it. And it has no correlation to obesity. Friend of mine was diagnosed with it at a relatively early age.. she is nowhere near fat, is very athletic. Or was.


This. FM has nothing to do with being lazy or overweight. It may not help matters, but it is certainly NOT the cause.
 
2013-07-15 03:22:18 PM  

FloydA: This thread is missing something.  Whatever could it be?  Oh yeah, I know!

[shake dat healthy butt.jpg]

That's better.


Those are some perfectly cromulent asses.
 
2013-07-15 03:22:19 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Amy Williams has an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.


Not saying they can't and it seems like more and more white girls have some booty, but yeah.  Back in the day, it was all flatness.

Or as we called it, the "Pancake Ass"
 
2013-07-15 03:23:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-15 03:25:01 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Amy Williams has

Most non-obese British women have an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.

FTFY

/Dated a gal from Leeds who was massively stacked up top and could take any pair of pants off without unbuttoning them
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-15 03:25:56 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

opposite problem
 
2013-07-15 03:26:06 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Trying to find a less technical way to describe your patient's "lumbar lordosis", Dr. Mix-a-Lot?

More like "lumbar lardosis", amiright??


Damn, exactly what I came to post. Guess it's not too original a thought.
 
2013-07-15 03:26:24 PM  
I believe Dave Chappelle introduced the term badonkadonk white people.
 
2013-07-15 03:28:32 PM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-15 03:30:21 PM  

skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.


I like small butts and I cannot lie...
 
2013-07-15 03:34:27 PM  

belhade


Damn, exactly what I came to post. Guess it's not too original a thought.


Oh, it's not. I'm just easily amused.
 
2013-07-15 03:35:09 PM  
 
2013-07-15 03:36:38 PM  

belhade: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

I like small butts and I cannot lie...


You other priest can't deny
When an altar boy walks in with a little bitty waist and a little thing in you face, you get sprung. Etc
 
2013-07-15 03:39:08 PM  
Love a phat ass girl, booty has to extend as far as the tits for balance
 
2013-07-15 03:40:54 PM  

skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.


Not all white girls have a flat ass. When I was a cheerleader I could never get a skirt that covered my bum. :-\
 
2013-07-15 03:42:31 PM  
Ghetto Booty?
What a nasty crack!
 
2013-07-15 03:44:43 PM  

farkin_noob: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Not all white girls have a flat ass. When I was a cheerleader I could never get a skirt that covered my bum. :-\


:-D pictures?
 
2013-07-15 03:45:19 PM  
www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-07-15 03:48:30 PM  

yanoosh: farkin_noob: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Not all white girls have a flat ass. When I was a cheerleader I could never get a skirt that covered my bum. :-\

:-D pictures?


That was a vey long time ago. They didn't have such things as cameras then. ;-)

Now I'm a 33 year old single mother of a 14 year old boy. The ravages of time hasn't been kind. :-(
 
2013-07-15 03:54:51 PM  
Whenever I am having a bad day, I think back to the blessed moment when a black coworker told me I had the nicest ass on a white chick he'd ever seen, and I could, ahem, tell he meant it.

/Step one, be attractive
.//Step two, don't be unattractive
 
2013-07-15 03:57:20 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: ediscovery.typepad.com


WHat year is that picture?  He looks like he's 12.
 
2013-07-15 03:57:25 PM  
Am I too late to post "Gross Steatopygia"?
 
2013-07-15 04:00:56 PM  
Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.


Dear gawd, I dont think the late John Holmes has enough pipe to drill dat ass.
 
2013-07-15 04:01:21 PM  
Thread lacking pics.....


/at work so can't contribute booty pics
 
2013-07-15 04:06:29 PM  

Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.


Just horribly photoshopped.

rufus-t-firefly: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Amy Williams has an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.

[kabong.ca image 720x405]

[nimg.sulekha.com image 640x437]


No, that is "tinybuttitis", where there's enough to sit on, but not enough for "dat ass".

This is a white girl with dat ass:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-15 04:09:24 PM  

Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.


Rag and a stick territory.
 
2013-07-15 04:09:29 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
Back in my day, we called it a Shelf.
 
2013-07-15 04:17:11 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: rufus-t-firefly: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Amy Williams has an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.

Not saying they can't and it seems like more and more white girls have some booty, but yeah.  Back in the day, it was all flatness.

Or as we called it, the "Pancake Ass"


Aka long back
 
2013-07-15 04:18:03 PM  

omgrtfa: marius2: My booty is pretty ghetto for a white boy.

Pics or get the F out ;p


Pic doesn't do it justice, but it's all I've got

http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/r/rF/fark_rFGZkZJ8Kl16mLxuRM8mk X8 nGvY.jpg?t=qHI8CnwI97JFsJ-h1TesGw&f=1374465600
 
2013-07-15 04:19:47 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: shazbotuh: TheRameres: Wall_of_Doodoo: 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia

Is this really what causes fibromyalgia?  Reason I ask is my sister apparently has this affliction, and she does happen to be what you described.  I would nothing more than to call her out and say that she did this to herself, because the 2-3 times a year I do see her, her fibromyalgia HAS to come up as a subject, and the only thing I know about it is that she's constantly in pain or something.

In a word- no. They're not quite sure what does cause it. And it has no correlation to obesity. Friend of mine was diagnosed with it at a relatively early age.. she is nowhere near fat, is very athletic. Or was.

This. FM has nothing to do with being lazy or overweight. It may not help matters, but it is certainly NOT the cause.


Recently in the news.  It's all in your head hand.
 
2013-07-15 04:20:20 PM  

ChipNASA:  "I think I blacked out after he said 'ghetto booty.'

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/07/15/doctor-gives-woman-with-bac k- pain-diagnosis-ghetto-booty/#ixzz2Z8nPUCSs
/Um, no I think that happened *WAY* before he said anything.


My wife and I don't listen to Sir Mix-A-Lot, because, frankly, we're better than you people.
I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.
Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.

/I missed that this weekend.  The Mrs. and I were out of town - limited Fark access.
 
2013-07-15 04:20:22 PM  

Enemabag Jones: I believe Dave Chappelle introduced the term badonkadonk white people.


imgs.xkcd.com

Orig is here.  I laugh like a maniac every time.

/why yes i am a physics nerd
//and a language nerd
///how did you guess
 
2013-07-15 04:21:49 PM  
Twerking video?
 
2013-07-15 04:22:00 PM  
gallery.photo.net
 
2013-07-15 04:23:49 PM  

shazbotuh: TheRameres: Wall_of_Doodoo: 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia

Is this really what causes fibromyalgia?  Reason I ask is my sister apparently has this affliction, and she does happen to be what you described.  I would nothing more than to call her out and say that she did this to herself, because the 2-3 times a year I do see her, her fibromyalgia HAS to come up as a subject, and the only thing I know about it is that she's constantly in pain or something.

In a word- no. They're not quite sure what does cause it. And it has no correlation to obesity. Friend of mine was diagnosed with it at a relatively early age.. she is nowhere near fat, is very athletic. Or was.


It really comes down to who is loooking at it and what their expectations are.

What has to be understood from a pathological point of view, fibromyalgia's diagnosis is determine from both the subjective complaint and objective findings which basically come down to palpating a series of locations on the body.

The difficulty arises with interpretating both of these findings without preconceived expectations of what you're looking at. When I first began practicing (in Southwest Virginia) the local GP diagnosed half the town population with fibromyalgia. Since then, I've practiced in different parts of WV and now in Baltimore. I've seen about 300 cases of fibromyalgia over time. You take away Virginia's number, I've seen 3.

There are plenty of both pain and deconditioning syndromes that exist that look similar and diagnosis and differentiation can be difficult.

Fibromyalgia is a great catch all for annoying patients. You'll probably find this to be your average suffer: white, female, late 30s to early 60s, participate in little vigorous exercise and is, to put simple enough, pretty darn self centered.

They need a diagnosis to understand why they feel so bad and 'you need to get in better shape because 20 years of deconditioning makes you feel bad' isn't good enough. Because of the method of diagnosis, no one can prove you wrong, your patient has a cool sounding Dx to blame everything on and they are out of your office. Everybody wins.
 
2013-07-15 04:26:10 PM  

fireclown: [beatsandrants.blogs.com image 400x475]
More like Lumbar OhmyLORD-Osis.

/white boy shouting.


White boy here would motorboat that A$$ for days!!
 
2013-07-15 04:32:19 PM  

Jekylman: [24.media.tumblr.com image 290x404]
Back in my day, we called it a Shelf.


Yup, on a good one you can balance a shot glass
 
2013-07-15 04:38:53 PM  
Lumbar Lordosis?  Awesome, I've got a medical name for my large-assedness now!
 
2013-07-15 04:39:44 PM  
Mr. digitalrain has an ass like two cute loaves of bread encased in denim...
 
2013-07-15 04:43:19 PM  
FTA: "The next person might not take it like I do and he might find himself in a very bad, bad situation," Ragland said.

She filed a complaint against the medical board. She threatened his career. What would happen if someone else didn't "take it like she did". This quote just screams class A biatch.
 
2013-07-15 04:46:12 PM  

WarszawaScream: Lumbar Lordosis?  Awesome, I've got a medical name for my large-assedness now!


What's its given name?
 
2013-07-15 04:47:44 PM  
Can't trust a big butt and a smile
 
2013-07-15 04:50:04 PM  

WarszawaScream: Lumbar Lordosis?  Awesome, I've got a medical name for my large-assedness now!


How YOU doin?
 
2013-07-15 04:52:28 PM  

uber humper: WarszawaScream: Lumbar Lordosis?  Awesome, I've got a medical name for my large-assedness now!

What's its given name?


Bob.
 
2013-07-15 04:53:16 PM  

rewind2846: Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.

Just horribly photoshopped.rufus-t-firefly: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Amy Williams has an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.

[kabong.ca image 720x405]

[nimg.sulekha.com image 640x437]

No, that is "tinybuttitis", where there's enough to sit on, but not enough for "dat ass".

This is a white girl with dat ass:
[i.imgur.com image 481x720]


I believe this is referred to as "Whooty" (White Booty), or "PAWG" (Phat Ass White Girl).
 
2013-07-15 04:55:48 PM  
pic of the doctor...

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-15 04:56:46 PM  
i.imgur.com

I lost it when this graphic popped up. HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-07-15 05:17:00 PM  
i1034.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-15 05:18:03 PM  
I gots ass but I need Department of Defense grade powernet to make it look yoga pants :P
 
2013-07-15 05:19:40 PM  

Kittypie070: I gots ass but I need Department of Defense grade powernet to make it look yoga pants :P


EIP, I'll let you know.....ya know for science purposes :)
 
2013-07-15 05:19:41 PM  

Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.


This is exactly why we need a WTF button or something. Serious, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. O_o
 
2013-07-15 05:19:50 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Getto booty implant.  Some people are so dumb I can't help but feel sorry for them.
 
2013-07-15 05:24:57 PM  

theflatline: gambitsgirl: namegoeshere: This doctor is an idiot. "There is no cure, here have a scrip."  Strengthening the abdominal muscles and core can help quite a bit with the pain, as would losing weight. If she's not willing to do either of those things, then that's on her. She should have been told to give it a shot, though, before he threw pain meds at her.

We knew the doctor was an idiot by the end of the headline

i am in south america right now and have been caught repeatedly by the wife staring at ghetty booties, but they are generally muschalar and shapely and attached to a fine colombiana.

how is your ghetto booty miss thing


Flat like an old white woman. Congratulations on the wedding!!!! Wife!!! Holy crap.
 
2013-07-15 05:31:18 PM  

mentallo69: Kittypie070: I gots ass but I need Department of Defense grade powernet to make it look yoga pants :P

EIP, I'll let you know.....ya know for science purposes :)


Maybe not the arse you wanted to see, but I sent you an email and it was bounced back. :-(
 
2013-07-15 05:32:38 PM  

angryjd: FTA: "The next person might not take it like I do and he might find himself in a very bad, bad situation," Ragland said.

She filed a complaint against the medical board. She threatened his career. What would happen if someone else didn't "take it like she did". This quote just screams class A biatch.


You could say "she made an ass out of herself"
 
2013-07-15 07:28:45 PM  

farkin_noob: mentallo69: Kittypie070: I gots ass but I need Department of Defense grade powernet to make it look yoga pants :P

EIP, I'll let you know.....ya know for science purposes :)

Maybe not the arse you wanted to see, but I sent you an email and it was bounced back. :-(

I emailed you directly :-)....
who-is-awesome.com

 
2013-07-15 07:39:09 PM  

gambitsgirl: Is he of caucus descent?


One of those countries that either hates us, promotes Perisan superiority, or we bombed at some point in the last two decades.
 
2013-07-15 07:41:30 PM  
I would love to see any of the fine feminine butts being bandied about in here..

EIP.
 
2013-07-15 07:47:59 PM  
I will freely diagnose any farkette butts to see if they qualify...

/EIP
 
2013-07-15 07:52:53 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: shazbotuh: TheRameres: Wall_of_Doodoo: 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia

Is this really what causes fibromyalgia?  Reason I ask is my sister apparently has this affliction, and she does happen to be what you described.  I would nothing more than to call her out and say that she did this to herself, because the 2-3 times a year I do see her, her fibromyalgia HAS to come up as a subject, and the only thing I know about it is that she's constantly in pain or something.

In a word- no. They're not quite sure what does cause it. And it has no correlation to obesity. Friend of mine was diagnosed with it at a relatively early age.. she is nowhere near fat, is very athletic. Or was.

This. FM has nothing to do with being lazy or overweight. It may not help matters, but it is certainly NOT the cause.


Ya know I love crap like this. What are you basing your response on, years and years of clinical observation or because you read the definition of FM somewhere or know some insufferable broad who wears it as a martyr's badge?

YES, that's NOT what causes 'Fibromyalgia' but if you honestly believe that that's the way it's being used by the average diagnostician I can absolutely rule out your answer is based on any clinical experience.
 
2013-07-15 08:30:53 PM  

someonelse: Wall_of_Doodoo: Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.

I was at a party recently and got to talking with the head of cardiology at a hospital here. He told me, "we are very, very good at fixing people, and we suck at absolutely every other part  of the job." So at least your pretend-internet-doctor act is consistent with reality.


Thanks man, if knew how long i've been preparing for the role (even before there was an Internet no less!) you'd understand how much this means to me.
 
2013-07-15 09:56:24 PM  
Callipygous


/that is all
 
2013-07-15 10:39:30 PM  

AMonkey'sUncle: Wellon Dowd: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

[www.superphotospace.com image 800x1200]

You misspelled flatus.


"Flatus flatus flatuuu-us!
Does it maaa-tta?
Shadoobee!!
Shaa-ttered! Shattered!!"
 
2013-07-15 11:21:47 PM  
Wall_of_Doodoo: This same thing has happened to me numerous times when diagnosing a patient.

Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'

white men like you are annoying
 
2013-07-16 01:24:56 AM  
img.fark.net

Here it is all hung out in public, with BAGGY JEANS, alas.

See what I'm up against?

I need that DoD power net the way NASA needs a heavy booster ;P
 
2013-07-16 08:42:45 AM  

Wellon Dowd: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

[www.superphotospace.com image 800x1200]


But she sure can serve a beer.
 
2013-07-16 09:19:04 AM  

Kittypie070: [img.fark.net image 645x430]

Here it is all hung out in public, with BAGGY JEANS, alas.

See what I'm up against?

I need that DoD power net the way NASA needs a heavy booster ;P


I would like to express my appreciation for the qualities of your hind-quarters. Now I'm reminded that I have six more hours before I get to see my partner's rear... :(
 
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