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(WTKR)   Trying to find a less technical way to describe your patient's "lumbar lordosis", Dr. Mix-a-Lot? Just tell her she has "Ghetto Booty"   (wtkr.com) divider line 129
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2013-07-15 04:39:44 PM
Mr. digitalrain has an ass like two cute loaves of bread encased in denim...
 
2013-07-15 04:43:19 PM
FTA: "The next person might not take it like I do and he might find himself in a very bad, bad situation," Ragland said.

She filed a complaint against the medical board. She threatened his career. What would happen if someone else didn't "take it like she did". This quote just screams class A biatch.
 
2013-07-15 04:46:12 PM

WarszawaScream: Lumbar Lordosis?  Awesome, I've got a medical name for my large-assedness now!


What's its given name?
 
2013-07-15 04:47:44 PM
Can't trust a big butt and a smile
 
2013-07-15 04:50:04 PM

WarszawaScream: Lumbar Lordosis?  Awesome, I've got a medical name for my large-assedness now!


How YOU doin?
 
2013-07-15 04:52:28 PM

uber humper: WarszawaScream: Lumbar Lordosis?  Awesome, I've got a medical name for my large-assedness now!

What's its given name?


Bob.
 
2013-07-15 04:53:16 PM

rewind2846: Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.

Just horribly photoshopped.rufus-t-firefly: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Amy Williams has an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.

[kabong.ca image 720x405]

[nimg.sulekha.com image 640x437]

No, that is "tinybuttitis", where there's enough to sit on, but not enough for "dat ass".

This is a white girl with dat ass:
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I believe this is referred to as "Whooty" (White Booty), or "PAWG" (Phat Ass White Girl).
 
2013-07-15 04:55:48 PM
pic of the doctor...

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2013-07-15 04:56:46 PM
i.imgur.com

I lost it when this graphic popped up. HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-07-15 05:17:00 PM
i1034.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-15 05:18:03 PM
I gots ass but I need Department of Defense grade powernet to make it look yoga pants :P
 
2013-07-15 05:19:40 PM

Kittypie070: I gots ass but I need Department of Defense grade powernet to make it look yoga pants :P


EIP, I'll let you know.....ya know for science purposes :)
 
2013-07-15 05:19:41 PM

Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.


This is exactly why we need a WTF button or something. Serious, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. O_o
 
2013-07-15 05:19:50 PM
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Getto booty implant.  Some people are so dumb I can't help but feel sorry for them.
 
2013-07-15 05:24:57 PM

theflatline: gambitsgirl: namegoeshere: This doctor is an idiot. "There is no cure, here have a scrip."  Strengthening the abdominal muscles and core can help quite a bit with the pain, as would losing weight. If she's not willing to do either of those things, then that's on her. She should have been told to give it a shot, though, before he threw pain meds at her.

We knew the doctor was an idiot by the end of the headline

i am in south america right now and have been caught repeatedly by the wife staring at ghetty booties, but they are generally muschalar and shapely and attached to a fine colombiana.

how is your ghetto booty miss thing


Flat like an old white woman. Congratulations on the wedding!!!! Wife!!! Holy crap.
 
2013-07-15 05:31:18 PM

mentallo69: Kittypie070: I gots ass but I need Department of Defense grade powernet to make it look yoga pants :P

EIP, I'll let you know.....ya know for science purposes :)


Maybe not the arse you wanted to see, but I sent you an email and it was bounced back. :-(
 
2013-07-15 05:32:38 PM

angryjd: FTA: "The next person might not take it like I do and he might find himself in a very bad, bad situation," Ragland said.

She filed a complaint against the medical board. She threatened his career. What would happen if someone else didn't "take it like she did". This quote just screams class A biatch.


You could say "she made an ass out of herself"
 
2013-07-15 07:28:45 PM

farkin_noob: mentallo69: Kittypie070: I gots ass but I need Department of Defense grade powernet to make it look yoga pants :P

EIP, I'll let you know.....ya know for science purposes :)

Maybe not the arse you wanted to see, but I sent you an email and it was bounced back. :-(

I emailed you directly :-)....
who-is-awesome.com

 
2013-07-15 07:39:09 PM

gambitsgirl: Is he of caucus descent?


One of those countries that either hates us, promotes Perisan superiority, or we bombed at some point in the last two decades.
 
2013-07-15 07:41:30 PM
I would love to see any of the fine feminine butts being bandied about in here..

EIP.
 
2013-07-15 07:47:59 PM
I will freely diagnose any farkette butts to see if they qualify...

/EIP
 
2013-07-15 07:52:53 PM

JohnnyCanuck: shazbotuh: TheRameres: Wall_of_Doodoo: 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia

Is this really what causes fibromyalgia?  Reason I ask is my sister apparently has this affliction, and she does happen to be what you described.  I would nothing more than to call her out and say that she did this to herself, because the 2-3 times a year I do see her, her fibromyalgia HAS to come up as a subject, and the only thing I know about it is that she's constantly in pain or something.

In a word- no. They're not quite sure what does cause it. And it has no correlation to obesity. Friend of mine was diagnosed with it at a relatively early age.. she is nowhere near fat, is very athletic. Or was.

This. FM has nothing to do with being lazy or overweight. It may not help matters, but it is certainly NOT the cause.


Ya know I love crap like this. What are you basing your response on, years and years of clinical observation or because you read the definition of FM somewhere or know some insufferable broad who wears it as a martyr's badge?

YES, that's NOT what causes 'Fibromyalgia' but if you honestly believe that that's the way it's being used by the average diagnostician I can absolutely rule out your answer is based on any clinical experience.
 
2013-07-15 08:30:53 PM

someonelse: Wall_of_Doodoo: Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.

I was at a party recently and got to talking with the head of cardiology at a hospital here. He told me, "we are very, very good at fixing people, and we suck at absolutely every other part  of the job." So at least your pretend-internet-doctor act is consistent with reality.


Thanks man, if knew how long i've been preparing for the role (even before there was an Internet no less!) you'd understand how much this means to me.
 
2013-07-15 09:56:24 PM
Callipygous


/that is all
 
2013-07-15 10:39:30 PM

AMonkey'sUncle: Wellon Dowd: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

[www.superphotospace.com image 800x1200]

You misspelled flatus.


"Flatus flatus flatuuu-us!
Does it maaa-tta?
Shadoobee!!
Shaa-ttered! Shattered!!"
 
2013-07-15 11:21:47 PM
Wall_of_Doodoo: This same thing has happened to me numerous times when diagnosing a patient.

Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'

white men like you are annoying
 
2013-07-16 01:24:56 AM
img.fark.net

Here it is all hung out in public, with BAGGY JEANS, alas.

See what I'm up against?

I need that DoD power net the way NASA needs a heavy booster ;P
 
2013-07-16 08:42:45 AM

Wellon Dowd: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

[www.superphotospace.com image 800x1200]


But she sure can serve a beer.
 
2013-07-16 09:19:04 AM

Kittypie070: [img.fark.net image 645x430]

Here it is all hung out in public, with BAGGY JEANS, alas.

See what I'm up against?

I need that DoD power net the way NASA needs a heavy booster ;P


I would like to express my appreciation for the qualities of your hind-quarters. Now I'm reminded that I have six more hours before I get to see my partner's rear... :(
 
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