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(WTKR)   Trying to find a less technical way to describe your patient's "lumbar lordosis", Dr. Mix-a-Lot? Just tell her she has "Ghetto Booty"   (wtkr.com) divider line 129
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2013-07-15 03:10:23 PM  
fc06.deviantart.net

Wow....Just wow.
 
2013-07-15 03:12:03 PM  

skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.


Amy Williams has an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.

kabong.ca

nimg.sulekha.com
 
2013-07-15 03:13:33 PM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.


I was at a party recently and got to talking with the head of cardiology at a hospital here. He told me, "we are very, very good at fixing people, and we suck at absolutely every other part  of the job." So at least your pretend-internet-doctor act is consistent with reality.
 
2013-07-15 03:13:47 PM  
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This is so cool. [Note] shows
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The only reason to talk to you
If it continues like fornication «K;
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If you would like to get my Mercedes?
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/Don't even ask
 
2013-07-15 03:16:34 PM  
So his anaconda wanted some?
 
2013-07-15 03:17:34 PM  

marius2: My booty is pretty ghetto for a white boy.


Pics or get the F out ;p
 
2013-07-15 03:19:15 PM  

Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.


I know...that's like the worst Photoshop I've ever seen.
 
2013-07-15 03:20:52 PM  

Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.


That has to be a pshop.
 
2013-07-15 03:21:29 PM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: This same thing has happened to me numerous times when diagnosing a patient.

Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'

And don't EVEN remind me of the time I had to tell a patient they had an osteosarcoma in her left femur that had metastasized into their left ishium, bilateral ilia and entire lumbar spine. She was a like 'Whah, whah, whah, WHAH!'

Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.


ediscovery.typepad.com
 
2013-07-15 03:21:58 PM  
maybe he first said that due to the extreme size and white of your gluteous maximus that has not only caused you to have joint problems that has resulted in two laproscopic procedures, it has now grown to a density that is causing your spine to be effected.

and she said, can i get that in laymens terms.
 
2013-07-15 03:22:03 PM  

alywa: /Don't even ask


*whatisIdon'teven.GIF*
 
2013-07-15 03:22:09 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Well, FARK you, html editor.

Grrrr.

/boobies
//weeners



I lol'd
 
2013-07-15 03:22:17 PM  

shazbotuh: TheRameres: Wall_of_Doodoo: 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia

Is this really what causes fibromyalgia?  Reason I ask is my sister apparently has this affliction, and she does happen to be what you described.  I would nothing more than to call her out and say that she did this to herself, because the 2-3 times a year I do see her, her fibromyalgia HAS to come up as a subject, and the only thing I know about it is that she's constantly in pain or something.

In a word- no. They're not quite sure what does cause it. And it has no correlation to obesity. Friend of mine was diagnosed with it at a relatively early age.. she is nowhere near fat, is very athletic. Or was.


This. FM has nothing to do with being lazy or overweight. It may not help matters, but it is certainly NOT the cause.
 
2013-07-15 03:22:18 PM  

FloydA: This thread is missing something.  Whatever could it be?  Oh yeah, I know!

[shake dat healthy butt.jpg]

That's better.


Those are some perfectly cromulent asses.
 
2013-07-15 03:22:19 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Amy Williams has an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.


Not saying they can't and it seems like more and more white girls have some booty, but yeah.  Back in the day, it was all flatness.

Or as we called it, the "Pancake Ass"
 
2013-07-15 03:23:12 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-15 03:25:01 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Amy Williams has

Most non-obese British women have an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.

FTFY

/Dated a gal from Leeds who was massively stacked up top and could take any pair of pants off without unbuttoning them
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-15 03:25:56 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

opposite problem
 
2013-07-15 03:26:06 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Trying to find a less technical way to describe your patient's "lumbar lordosis", Dr. Mix-a-Lot?

More like "lumbar lardosis", amiright??


Damn, exactly what I came to post. Guess it's not too original a thought.
 
2013-07-15 03:26:24 PM  
I believe Dave Chappelle introduced the term badonkadonk white people.
 
2013-07-15 03:28:32 PM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-15 03:30:21 PM  

skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.


I like small butts and I cannot lie...
 
2013-07-15 03:34:27 PM  

belhade


Damn, exactly what I came to post. Guess it's not too original a thought.


Oh, it's not. I'm just easily amused.
 
2013-07-15 03:35:09 PM  
 
2013-07-15 03:36:38 PM  

belhade: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

I like small butts and I cannot lie...


You other priest can't deny
When an altar boy walks in with a little bitty waist and a little thing in you face, you get sprung. Etc
 
2013-07-15 03:39:08 PM  
Love a phat ass girl, booty has to extend as far as the tits for balance
 
2013-07-15 03:40:54 PM  

skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.


Not all white girls have a flat ass. When I was a cheerleader I could never get a skirt that covered my bum. :-\
 
2013-07-15 03:42:31 PM  
Ghetto Booty?
What a nasty crack!
 
2013-07-15 03:44:43 PM  

farkin_noob: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Not all white girls have a flat ass. When I was a cheerleader I could never get a skirt that covered my bum. :-\


:-D pictures?
 
2013-07-15 03:45:19 PM  
www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-07-15 03:48:30 PM  

yanoosh: farkin_noob: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Not all white girls have a flat ass. When I was a cheerleader I could never get a skirt that covered my bum. :-\

:-D pictures?


That was a vey long time ago. They didn't have such things as cameras then. ;-)

Now I'm a 33 year old single mother of a 14 year old boy. The ravages of time hasn't been kind. :-(
 
2013-07-15 03:54:51 PM  
Whenever I am having a bad day, I think back to the blessed moment when a black coworker told me I had the nicest ass on a white chick he'd ever seen, and I could, ahem, tell he meant it.

/Step one, be attractive
.//Step two, don't be unattractive
 
2013-07-15 03:57:20 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: ediscovery.typepad.com


WHat year is that picture?  He looks like he's 12.
 
2013-07-15 03:57:25 PM  
Am I too late to post "Gross Steatopygia"?
 
2013-07-15 04:00:56 PM  
Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.


Dear gawd, I dont think the late John Holmes has enough pipe to drill dat ass.
 
2013-07-15 04:01:21 PM  
Thread lacking pics.....


/at work so can't contribute booty pics
 
2013-07-15 04:06:29 PM  

Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.


Just horribly photoshopped.

rufus-t-firefly: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Amy Williams has an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.

[kabong.ca image 720x405]

[nimg.sulekha.com image 640x437]


No, that is "tinybuttitis", where there's enough to sit on, but not enough for "dat ass".

This is a white girl with dat ass:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-15 04:09:24 PM  

Riche: [fc06.deviantart.net image 598x798]

Wow....Just wow.


Rag and a stick territory.
 
2013-07-15 04:09:29 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
Back in my day, we called it a Shelf.
 
2013-07-15 04:17:11 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: rufus-t-firefly: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

Amy Williams has an exemplary example of   whitus girlus datassus.

Not saying they can't and it seems like more and more white girls have some booty, but yeah.  Back in the day, it was all flatness.

Or as we called it, the "Pancake Ass"


Aka long back
 
2013-07-15 04:18:03 PM  

omgrtfa: marius2: My booty is pretty ghetto for a white boy.

Pics or get the F out ;p


Pic doesn't do it justice, but it's all I've got

http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/r/rF/fark_rFGZkZJ8Kl16mLxuRM8mk X8 nGvY.jpg?t=qHI8CnwI97JFsJ-h1TesGw&f=1374465600
 
2013-07-15 04:19:47 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: shazbotuh: TheRameres: Wall_of_Doodoo: 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia

Is this really what causes fibromyalgia?  Reason I ask is my sister apparently has this affliction, and she does happen to be what you described.  I would nothing more than to call her out and say that she did this to herself, because the 2-3 times a year I do see her, her fibromyalgia HAS to come up as a subject, and the only thing I know about it is that she's constantly in pain or something.

In a word- no. They're not quite sure what does cause it. And it has no correlation to obesity. Friend of mine was diagnosed with it at a relatively early age.. she is nowhere near fat, is very athletic. Or was.

This. FM has nothing to do with being lazy or overweight. It may not help matters, but it is certainly NOT the cause.


Recently in the news.  It's all in your head hand.
 
2013-07-15 04:20:20 PM  

ChipNASA:  "I think I blacked out after he said 'ghetto booty.'

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/07/15/doctor-gives-woman-with-bac k- pain-diagnosis-ghetto-booty/#ixzz2Z8nPUCSs
/Um, no I think that happened *WAY* before he said anything.


My wife and I don't listen to Sir Mix-A-Lot, because, frankly, we're better than you people.
I also don't own a TeeVee and I use a non-ironic rotary phone.
Pretty much King Sh*T of F*ck Island over here.

/I missed that this weekend.  The Mrs. and I were out of town - limited Fark access.
 
2013-07-15 04:20:22 PM  

Enemabag Jones: I believe Dave Chappelle introduced the term badonkadonk white people.


imgs.xkcd.com

Orig is here.  I laugh like a maniac every time.

/why yes i am a physics nerd
//and a language nerd
///how did you guess
 
2013-07-15 04:21:49 PM  
Twerking video?
 
2013-07-15 04:22:00 PM  
gallery.photo.net
 
2013-07-15 04:23:49 PM  

shazbotuh: TheRameres: Wall_of_Doodoo: 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia

Is this really what causes fibromyalgia?  Reason I ask is my sister apparently has this affliction, and she does happen to be what you described.  I would nothing more than to call her out and say that she did this to herself, because the 2-3 times a year I do see her, her fibromyalgia HAS to come up as a subject, and the only thing I know about it is that she's constantly in pain or something.

In a word- no. They're not quite sure what does cause it. And it has no correlation to obesity. Friend of mine was diagnosed with it at a relatively early age.. she is nowhere near fat, is very athletic. Or was.


It really comes down to who is loooking at it and what their expectations are.

What has to be understood from a pathological point of view, fibromyalgia's diagnosis is determine from both the subjective complaint and objective findings which basically come down to palpating a series of locations on the body.

The difficulty arises with interpretating both of these findings without preconceived expectations of what you're looking at. When I first began practicing (in Southwest Virginia) the local GP diagnosed half the town population with fibromyalgia. Since then, I've practiced in different parts of WV and now in Baltimore. I've seen about 300 cases of fibromyalgia over time. You take away Virginia's number, I've seen 3.

There are plenty of both pain and deconditioning syndromes that exist that look similar and diagnosis and differentiation can be difficult.

Fibromyalgia is a great catch all for annoying patients. You'll probably find this to be your average suffer: white, female, late 30s to early 60s, participate in little vigorous exercise and is, to put simple enough, pretty darn self centered.

They need a diagnosis to understand why they feel so bad and 'you need to get in better shape because 20 years of deconditioning makes you feel bad' isn't good enough. Because of the method of diagnosis, no one can prove you wrong, your patient has a cool sounding Dx to blame everything on and they are out of your office. Everybody wins.
 
2013-07-15 04:26:10 PM  

fireclown: [beatsandrants.blogs.com image 400x475]
More like Lumbar OhmyLORD-Osis.

/white boy shouting.


White boy here would motorboat that A$$ for days!!
 
2013-07-15 04:32:19 PM  

Jekylman: [24.media.tumblr.com image 290x404]
Back in my day, we called it a Shelf.


Yup, on a good one you can balance a shot glass
 
2013-07-15 04:38:53 PM  
Lumbar Lordosis?  Awesome, I've got a medical name for my large-assedness now!
 
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