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(WTKR)   Trying to find a less technical way to describe your patient's "lumbar lordosis", Dr. Mix-a-Lot? Just tell her she has "Ghetto Booty"   (wtkr.com) divider line 129
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2013-07-15 01:29:48 PM
This same thing has happened to me numerous times when diagnosing a patient.

Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'

And don't EVEN remind me of the time I had to tell a patient they had an osteosarcoma in her left femur that had metastasized into their left ishium, bilateral ilia and entire lumbar spine. She was a like 'Whah, whah, whah, WHAH!'

Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.
 
2013-07-15 01:33:47 PM
Symptoms of Ghetto Booty including having an L.A. face with an Oakland booty.
 
2013-07-15 01:36:19 PM
If you suspect you may be suffering from Ghetto Booty, you are advised to call 1-900-MIX-A-LOT immediately, so that you may kick those nasty thoughts.
 
2013-07-15 01:39:30 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'


I actually know the doctor in this article.

Let's just say this is not surprising.
 
2013-07-15 01:47:10 PM
"Callipygian" is the word you're looking for.

/Even white boys got to shout.
 
2013-07-15 01:52:21 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Callipygian" is the word you're looking for.

/Even white boys got to shout.


I prefer zoftig or Rubenesque.  But yours is more anatomically-specific.
 
2013-07-15 02:03:27 PM
This thread is missing something.  Whatever could it be?  Oh yeah, I know!

i105.photobucket.com

That's better.
 
2013-07-15 02:14:01 PM
I enjoy larger posteriors and I cannot prevaricateYou other siblings cannot denyThat when a girl enters, with a diminutive waistAnd a rotund thing in your faceYour corporosa cavernosa engorgeWould like to get closerBecause you noticed that her posterior was filledIn the knickerbockers she was wearingI'm enthralled and cannot look awayOh, child i would like to talk to youAnd take your photographMy friends tried to warn meBut that posterior of yours hasMe very excitedOoh, caress your fine skinYou mentioned that you wanted to ride in my luxury sedanWell take advantage, take advantage, because you are not an average woman
I have seen them dancingI will forego the romancingShe perspires, makes her skin moist, as if she were a sports car
I have grown weary of periodicalsThat mention that small posteriors are preferableWhen asking the average african-american maleHe will answer that he prefers a larger posterior
Gentelmen (yes) gentelmen (yes)Does your spouse have a large posterior (quite so)Well then cause it to gyrate, gyrate, gyrate, gyrateThat woman has posterior
I enjoy them rotund and largeAnd when I'm performingI cannot contain my excitementI act as though i was a species other than humanAnd thus i have developed the following dilemma
I would like to bring you back to my residenceAnd grunt repeatedlyI am not talking about gentlemens periodical magazinesBecause polymers were made for toys
 
2013-07-15 02:15:04 PM
Well, FARK you, html editor.

Grrrr.

/boobies
//weeners
 
2013-07-15 02:38:31 PM

Trying to find a less technical way to describe your patient's "lumbar lordosis", Dr. Mix-a-Lot?


More like "lumbar lardosis", amiright??
 
2013-07-15 02:38:56 PM
Should have just told her she was swayback.
 
2013-07-15 02:39:13 PM
 "I think I blacked out after he said 'ghetto booty.'

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/07/15/doctor-gives-woman-with-bac k- pain-diagnosis-ghetto-booty/#ixzz2Z8nPUCSs
/Um, no I think that happened *WAY* before he said anything.
 
2013-07-15 02:42:05 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

She is a Hottentot Venus.
 
2013-07-15 02:42:31 PM
Yo ass too big.
 
2013-07-15 02:42:49 PM

ChipNASA: "I think I blacked out after he said 'ghetto booty.'

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/07/15/doctor-gives-woman-with-bac k- pain-diagnosis-ghetto-booty/#ixzz2Z8nPUCSs
/Um, no I think that happened *WAY* before he said anything.


THen she'll never come back. I suspect the only prescription for this is BBC PRN.
 
2013-07-15 02:42:55 PM
beatsandrants.blogs.com
More like Lumbar OhmyLORD-Osis.

/white boy shouting.
 
2013-07-15 02:43:29 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Trying to find a less technical way to describe your patient's "lumbar lordosis", Dr. Mix-a-Lot?


More like "lumbar lardosis", amiright??


I read it as lumbar lardassis.
 
2013-07-15 02:43:57 PM
Here. Just hold up this pic...

cache.gawker.com

...and tell the patient Tracy likes your booty so much, he wants to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
 
2013-07-15 02:46:21 PM
Lumbar hyperlordosis is a common problem for dancers. However, I suspect that this is not why this woman is experiencing this condition.
 
2013-07-15 02:48:09 PM
aka....."Bird Perch".

also......


  cache.daylife.com
 
2013-07-15 02:48:34 PM
It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.
 
2013-07-15 02:48:43 PM

fireclown: [beatsandrants.blogs.com image 400x475]
More like Lumbar OhmyLORD-Osis.

/white boy shouting.



How well do they test for steroids in tennis?

By the looks of those Williams girls, not very.
 
2013-07-15 02:49:52 PM

jake_lex: Symptoms of Ghetto Booty including having an L.A. face with an Oakland booty.


Is that a woman with a big ass or a big-ass woman?
 
2013-07-15 02:50:03 PM
img41.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-15 02:50:20 PM

skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.


www.superphotospace.com
 
2013-07-15 02:51:11 PM

hardinparamedic: Wall_of_Doodoo: Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'

I actually know the doctor in this article.

Let's just say this is not surprising.


Is he of caucus descent?
 
2013-07-15 02:52:59 PM
This doctor is an idiot. "There is no cure, here have a scrip."  Strengthening the abdominal muscles and core can help quite a bit with the pain, as would losing weight. If she's not willing to do either of those things, then that's on her. She should have been told to give it a shot, though, before he threw pain meds at her.
 
2013-07-15 02:54:52 PM

namegoeshere: This doctor is an idiot. "There is no cure, here have a scrip."  Strengthening the abdominal muscles and core can help quite a bit with the pain, as would losing weight. If she's not willing to do either of those things, then that's on her. She should have been told to give it a shot, though, before he threw pain meds at her.


We knew the doctor was an idiot by the end of the headline
 
2013-07-15 02:58:39 PM
And still no real cure for my lateral epicondylalgia (furious mastubator's elbow).
 
2013-07-15 02:58:49 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia


Is this really what causes fibromyalgia?  Reason I ask is my sister apparently has this affliction, and she does happen to be what you described.  I would nothing more than to call her out and say that she did this to herself, because the 2-3 times a year I do see her, her fibromyalgia HAS to come up as a subject, and the only thing I know about it is that she's constantly in pain or something.
 
2013-07-15 02:59:58 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: This same thing has happened to me numerous times when diagnosing a patient.

Whether it's 'ghetto booty' to explain a lumbar hyperlordosis, 'Krunkin Kurve' to define a thoracic kyphosis, or 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia, it's always the same somebody gets offended then 'whah, whah, whah!'

And don't EVEN remind me of the time I had to tell a patient they had an osteosarcoma in her left femur that had metastasized into their left ishium, bilateral ilia and entire lumbar spine. She was a like 'Whah, whah, whah, WHAH!'

Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.



Paging Dr. Bedside Manner.... :-p
 
2013-07-15 03:00:08 PM

namegoeshere: This doctor is an idiot. "There is no cure, here have a scrip."  Strengthening the abdominal muscles and core can help quite a bit with the pain, as would losing weight. If she's not willing to do either of those things, then that's on her. She should have been told to give it a shot, though, before he threw pain meds at her.


exercise? for back problems? What is your next recommendation, those magnets that people wear as jewelry?

/it's the American way
 
2013-07-15 03:00:09 PM
Digbat alert! When you KNOW you have a huge butt and you KNOW its causing you back problems, blaming the doctor for trying to be non technical just makes you out to be a large twat.
 
2013-07-15 03:00:10 PM
She was offended by the words Ghetto Booty?

padresteve.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-15 03:00:57 PM
A woman in Tennessee

Her back in agony

The doc made a jot

A la sir Mix-a-Lot

And said she had Ghetto Booty
 
2013-07-15 03:03:12 PM
www.sportsorthospine.com
"Ghetto Booty"
 
2013-07-15 03:03:31 PM
so what you're saying is that she heard the Zimmerman ruling and literally got butt hurt?
 
2013-07-15 03:04:04 PM

Wellon Dowd: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

[www.superphotospace.com image 800x1200]


You misspelled flatus.
 
2013-07-15 03:04:43 PM

TheRameres: Wall_of_Doodoo: 'you're a lazy, fat tub of lazy fatness that let your body fall apart by engaging in zero physical activity for your entire adult like' to define fibromyalgia

Is this really what causes fibromyalgia?  Reason I ask is my sister apparently has this affliction, and she does happen to be what you described.  I would nothing more than to call her out and say that she did this to herself, because the 2-3 times a year I do see her, her fibromyalgia HAS to come up as a subject, and the only thing I know about it is that she's constantly in pain or something.


In a word- no. They're not quite sure what does cause it. And it has no correlation to obesity. Friend of mine was diagnosed with it at a relatively early age.. she is nowhere near fat, is very athletic. Or was.
 
2013-07-15 03:04:45 PM
The doctor should have said, "You're too fat. Lose some weight if want your back to stop hurting." Of course, that would have been considered offensive too.
 
2013-07-15 03:05:41 PM
My booty is pretty ghetto for a white boy.
 
2013-07-15 03:05:43 PM

skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.


Or as we call it 'round my office "Noassitol".
/available at your local drug store
 
2013-07-15 03:06:24 PM

gambitsgirl: namegoeshere: This doctor is an idiot. "There is no cure, here have a scrip."  Strengthening the abdominal muscles and core can help quite a bit with the pain, as would losing weight. If she's not willing to do either of those things, then that's on her. She should have been told to give it a shot, though, before he threw pain meds at her.

We knew the doctor was an idiot by the end of the headline


i am in south america right now and have been caught repeatedly by the wife staring at ghetty booties, but they are generally muschalar and shapely and attached to a fine colombiana.

how is your ghetto booty miss thing
 
2013-07-15 03:06:35 PM
What a lordly lumbering lord of lumber might look like:
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-15 03:07:08 PM

marius2: My booty is pretty ghetto for a white boy.


Is that inked, too?
 
2013-07-15 03:07:21 PM

fireclown: [beatsandrants.blogs.com image 400x475]
More like Lumbar OhmyLORD-Osis.

/white boy shouting.


While I don't find her attractive... holy shiat, but she could crush coal into diamonds with those cheeks!
 
2013-07-15 03:07:23 PM
Obvious diagnosis is obvious but what's the prognosis and proper treatment of such a malady?
 
2013-07-15 03:07:55 PM
An orthopod with shiatty bedside manner. I'm SHOCKED.
 
2013-07-15 03:08:19 PM

Diogenes: marius2: My booty is pretty ghetto for a white boy.

Is that inked, too?


Not yet.
 
2013-07-15 03:10:07 PM

Wellon Dowd: skinink: It's better than having the other buttocks affliction: whitus girlus flattus.

[www.superphotospace.com image 800x1200]


That's what we used to call "Hatchet Ass", 'cause it was so sharp it'd cut you. Or had been chopped off. We had various interpretations.

Diogenes: And still no real cure for my lateral epicondylalgia (furious mastubator's elbow).


Jerker's Elbow? There's a cream for that.
 
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