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(NewsBusters)   Zimmerman's lawyer: Hey I thought he was guilty and believed everything the media said before I became his lawyer, then I saw the facts, presented it in court and won. Not my fault Americans are a factless lynch mob   (newsbusters.org) divider line 14
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2013-07-15 12:21:32 PM  
4 votes:
Yes. A lawyer changed his opinion based off who was paying him.

America was shocked.
2013-07-15 01:43:14 PM  
3 votes:
Yep, it's almost like a bunch of civilians thought Zimmerman was doing something wrong, so they took the law into their own hands, tracked him down and killed him. Doing something like that would be a terrible injustice.
2013-07-15 03:51:43 PM  
2 votes:
"Ladies of the jury, I ask you look at exhibit 12a, a photograph of my client George Zimmerman's penis. Look at how small it is and you tell me, is this the size of a penis that could win in a fair fight? I mean seriously, we can barely even call my client a man his penis is so small. You've heard testimony from my client's wife, how he never satisfies her in bed. Of course my client needed to carry a gun! "Knock Knock" - and please, do not hold this against my client if this joke offends you - "who's there?" you ask... "it's Treyvon Martin with his big black penis". That is what my client was truly afraid of, aren't we all?"

- Mark O'Mara
2013-07-15 02:44:02 PM  
2 votes:
haha stupid anti Zimmerman people who had their mind made up before they got all the facts. I, the smart one, also had my mind made up before I got all the facts but my side one therefore I am smarter than you and I do a celebration dance while you watch and cry about it.
2013-07-15 01:42:58 PM  
2 votes:
Hahahaha - Newsbusters whining about "factless lynch mobs"
2013-07-15 02:46:28 PM  
1 votes:

TheShavingofOccam123: falcon176: haha stupid anti Zimmerman people who had their mind made up before they got all the facts. I, the smart one, also had my mind made up before I got all the facts but my side one therefore I am smarter than you and I do a celebration dance while you watch and cry about it.

Did you got to Harvard or Yale?


nice try lib
2013-07-15 02:45:31 PM  
1 votes:

falcon176: haha stupid anti Zimmerman people who had their mind made up before they got all the facts. I, the smart one, also had my mind made up before I got all the facts but my side one therefore I am smarter than you and I do a celebration dance while you watch and cry about it.


also I intentionally use one instead of won to give you a glimmer of hope that I may not be infallible but this is not the case
2013-07-15 02:19:31 PM  
1 votes:
Have fun indoors Mr Zimmerman. You'll soon be paler than your supporters.
2013-07-15 01:57:35 PM  
1 votes:
The fact that it was Zimmerman who was on the phone with the police not Martin went a long way to corroborate his story. I still think it's his fault but other than being overwhelmingly stupid I don't see that he did anything criminal.

And for god's sake people just because the victim is a different race than the shooter doesn't mean it was racist. All the evidence indicates that Zimmerman followed because Trayvon was wandering around a neighborhood, on foot, at night, in a hoodie not because he was black. I hate to say it but until we can murder each other without immediately jumping to racism we will never live MLK's dream.
2013-07-15 01:52:36 PM  
1 votes:

DeathBySmiley: Yes. A lawyer changed his opinion based off who was paying him.


A good lawyer knows to keep his or her opinion out of the equation. It is irrelevant, their job is to represent their client the best they can.
2013-07-15 01:39:30 PM  
1 votes:

Elegy: [i.imgur.com image 300x406]


Need more sparkles and wolves in the background with three moons.
2013-07-15 01:35:43 PM  
1 votes:
Could have thrown a rock, my point simply is that you can't say anything for certain, because you weren't there, and you don't know the state of mind of either of them
2013-07-15 01:08:35 PM  
1 votes:

AdolfOliverPanties: Sadly, Zimmerman was not guilty of the charges.  The problem is the law in the state of Florida.  All those assholes who pushed for the stand your ground law to be enacted are have blood on their hands along with Zimmerman.  They made what he did legal.

This was a racist, wannabe cop vigilante with a short temper, a shiatty brain that makes horrible decisions and a chip on his shoulder.

Gun owners have a responsibility to be the cooler head, to go away from conflict and confrontation when they are carrying.  They are the ones with the responsibility to ONLY use the weapon in self-defense, and to NOT go looking for situations where they may be forced to defend themselves with it.

Zimmerman went looking for trouble, but according to the farked up Florida law, he did nothing illegal.

He is responsible for Martin's death, but not guilty of a crime.


I think you still would have been hard to find a jury that would convict no matter what the law said.
2013-07-15 12:56:28 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
 
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