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(Crooks & Liars)   "They are hustlers and pimps who make a living off inflaming racial tensions," he said while making a living off inflaming racial tensions   (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) divider line 126
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vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-15 12:35:25 PM  
They're his competition.
 
2013-07-15 12:37:10 PM  
Why do these folks always use the term "pimp"
 
2013-07-15 12:40:23 PM  

Aarontology: Why do these folks always use the term "pimp"


I can't hear you over that high pitched whistling sound.
 
2013-07-15 12:41:26 PM  
Christ, what an asshole
 
2013-07-15 12:51:34 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson is an American political news correspondent and Libertarian Conservative commentator for the fox news channel. He is co-founder and editor in chief of the Daily Caller. He is also a pimp and an aspiring rapper.

He and his pregnant wife, Shug live in South Memphis.
 
2013-07-15 12:55:10 PM  
Tucker Carlson is fortunate that Jon Stewart has the summer off so he won't have to remember what a pimp slap feels like.
 
2013-07-15 01:42:25 PM  
Tucker Carlson is about one one millionth as complicit in the race card game as Jackson or Sharpton are.
 
2013-07-15 01:42:52 PM  
He calls two black guys hustlers and pimps while decrying racism against the Bowtie tribe of Whitelandia.

When is this douche going to get a job?
 
2013-07-15 01:43:43 PM  

Chach: Tucker Carlson is about one one millionth as complicit in the race card game as Jackson or Sharpton are.


Only because he could never dream of having a profile like theirs. Mommy's money just cannot buy some things.
 
2013-07-15 01:44:08 PM  
They're all involved.  It's nothing a good hanging can't fix.
 
2013-07-15 01:44:22 PM  
Even if you don't like the guy, is he wrong?
 
2013-07-15 01:45:42 PM  
So who are their biatches?

And where's my money? Now where is the rest of the money? I know you ho's are holding out.
 
2013-07-15 01:46:39 PM  
Does anybody else imagine Tucker Carlson bases his outrageous statements on when The Daily Show is airing new episodes?
 
2013-07-15 01:47:37 PM  
on the fence with Tucker... he's a conservative douche, but I feel deep down that he "get's it", but his overriding conservatism takes precedence over his rational thought-
 
2013-07-15 01:47:40 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: He calls two black guys hustlers and pimps while decrying racism against the Bowtie tribe of Whitelandia.

When is this douche going to get a job?


Would YOU hire him?
 
2013-07-15 01:48:11 PM  
AL Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are racial arsonists.
 
2013-07-15 01:48:41 PM  
He's an asshole. But he's right about these two shakedown artists.
www.thegatewaypundit.com
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2013-07-15 01:49:45 PM  
I'm not your monkey
 
2013-07-15 01:50:09 PM  
Remember how they said "only Nixon could go to China"?

This isn't like that.
 
2013-07-15 01:51:03 PM  

Chach: Tucker Carlson is about one one millionth as complicit in the race card game as Jackson or Sharpton are.


That's like saying you're not a bad person if you murder 10 people as opposed to 100. End of the day they all do the same thing so they should all be held accountable. I don't care if Tucker started 5 years ago and Jackson/Sharpton started decades ago, you do the race baiting you should get called out on it.
 
2013-07-15 01:51:04 PM  
AL Sharpton is less of a douche then he was in the past, I think because he likes his MSNBC gig. Guess it's because he is old now. Can't say as much for Jesse. He's still a scammer.
 
2013-07-15 01:51:23 PM  

Aarontology: Why do these folks always use the term "pimp"


Panderer sounds like a politician
 
2013-07-15 01:51:54 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Tucker Carlson is fortunate that Jon Stewart has the summer off so he won't have to remember what a pimp slap feels like.


I still wouldn't mind seeing John Oliver do it. I can imagine both. The question is, which character would be funnier - a tough-guy New Yorker, or a snotty British guy?
 
2013-07-15 01:52:22 PM  
biatches & Whores....biatchES & WHORES!
 
2013-07-15 01:53:01 PM  
<i>"They are hustlers and pimps who make a living off inflaming racial tensions," he said while making a living off inflaming racial tensions those who inflame racial tensions.</i>

See, the difference submitter is that they make a living by causing racial tensions. He makes a living by observing and reporting them doing so. stay in school, dude.
 
2013-07-15 01:53:06 PM  
I flipped through Fox and saw Tucker Carlson this weekend.  He had Scott Brown on as a guest for comments on the situation.  (Brown was (is?) a center/sometimes even veering left former Republican US Senator from MA).  As Carlson tried to connect the events to Pres. Obama's administration and the left in general, Brown let out a laugh before Carlson finished his sentence.  Brown did go on to answer honestly and it did take a bite out of what the left has done with regard to inappropriate spending, but you could tell he knew what was coming.  His laugh, to me, said he's glad he's been out of the nonsense game for the past few months.
 
2013-07-15 01:53:13 PM  

Danger Mouse: AL Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are racial arsonists.


You win the internet!

They have absolute no interest in making racial tensions and injustice go away..  It's just about using fear to put food on their plates and cash in their pockets.
 
2013-07-15 01:53:33 PM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-07-15 01:53:41 PM  
* snooty

/stupid mobile predictive keyboard
 
2013-07-15 01:53:49 PM  
Until we learn to ignore the real life trolls we'll never be rid of the pimps and hustlers- news readers, chest thumpers, blame deflectors and fairy tale merchants.
 
2013-07-15 01:54:29 PM  
Why is this even Fark worthy Not News?  Tucker Carlson being a D-Bag is about as "dog bites man" as they come.
 
2013-07-15 01:55:01 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Even if you don't like the guy, is he wrong?


Yes, he is. The accusation (one of them anyway) is that Jackson and Sharpton don't care about black-on-black gun violence, and they both speak frequently on the subject.

And to point out the obvious, if you're accusing someone of manipulating audiences with fabricated accusations of racial injustice, using 1970's Blacksplotation terms is a particularly awkward way of doing it.
 
2013-07-15 01:55:03 PM  
ITT:

People who believe racism just won't exist if black people would just stop pointing out all the inequality.
 
2013-07-15 01:55:24 PM  
Wait... Tucker Carlson is a hypocritical douchebag?

Who knew?!?
 
2013-07-15 01:57:45 PM  

IAmRight: ITT:

People who believe racism just won't exist if black people would just stop pointing out all the inequality.


Pointing out that not everything is racism does not mean you don't think racism doesn't exist
 
2013-07-15 01:57:47 PM  
Perfect use of the word "irony" here.  The original point is considered valid and truthful--just conveyed by an imperfect messenger.

It's fact Jackson and Sharpton are so well known as crooks, and the criticism is on the messenger being impure.
 
2013-07-15 01:58:30 PM  

Hickory-smoked: JohnAnnArbor: Even if you don't like the guy, is he wrong?

Yes, he is. The accusation (one of them anyway) is that Jackson and Sharpton don't care about black-on-black gun violence, and they both speak frequently on the subject.

And to point out the obvious, if you're accusing someone of manipulating audiences with fabricated accusations of racial injustice, using 1970's Blacksplotation terms is a particularly awkward way of doing it.


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Thank you Black Dynamite.
 
2013-07-15 01:58:31 PM  
Faux News may be the best comedy station ever.
 
2013-07-15 01:58:36 PM  

IAmRight: ITT:

People who believe racism just won't exist if black people would just stop pointing out all the inequality.


Again, with feeling this time.  Pointing out that not everything is racism does not mean you don't think racism exists
 
2013-07-15 01:59:49 PM  
Man, that's a lot of race baiting dog whistling.
 
2013-07-15 02:01:20 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: AL Sharpton is less of a douche then he was in the past, I think because he likes his MSNBC gig. Guess it's because he is old now.


I've never been a particular fan of Al, but this live show he did on The Moth Radio, telling the story about about confronting the man who tried to assassinate him, was pretty powerful. Everyone who wants to dismiss him as merely a charlatan should give it an honest listen.

http://themoth.org/posts/storytellers/al-sharpton
 
2013-07-15 02:03:28 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Even if you don't like the guy, is he wrong?


no
 
2013-07-15 02:03:29 PM  
I haven't known a lot of pimps in my time, but I don't think a core value in their business model is inflaming racial tensions.
 
2013-07-15 02:05:47 PM  
fark Tucker.

In other news...CNN to revive Crossfire...with Newt Gingrich, S.E. Cupp, Stephanie Cutter and Van Jones

I just saw this and even though I don't now whether to laugh or I cry, I am damn certain it is the greatest gift ever to The Daily Show and Colbert.
 
2013-07-15 02:06:09 PM  
If you talk about racism, you might be a racist.
 
2013-07-15 02:06:59 PM  

Hang On Voltaire: Pointing out that not everything is racism does not mean you don't think racism exists


So which thing being called racism isn't?
 
2013-07-15 02:08:04 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: I haven't known a lot of pimps in my time, but I don't think a core value in their business model is inflaming racial tensions.


Sure it is.  Jesse Jackson leads boycott of Anheuser-Busch.  Jesse Jackson's sons get an Anheuser-Busch distributorship.  Boycott not so much anymore
 
2013-07-15 02:08:40 PM  
Hickory-smoked: And to point out the obvious, if you're accusing someone of manipulating audiences with fabricated accusations of racial injustice, using 1970's Blacksplotation terms is a particularly awkward way of doing it.

Sometimes you have to convey your comments in a native tongue for the them to be understood.....after all, can we all agree that what has long been considered proper grammar and annunciation is confusing to some people?
 
2013-07-15 02:09:00 PM  

IAmRight: Hang On Voltaire: Pointing out that not everything is racism does not mean you don't think racism exists

So which thing being called racism isn't?


Zimmerman shooting for instance.
 
2013-07-15 02:10:28 PM  
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