socially inept was taken: I just want to say that this was THE BEST baby shower I have ever been to. I didn't have to taste unidentified mush, oooo and aaahhh over diaper genies, or get dressed up.All baby showers should now be handled in this fashion.
ahab: rappy: And it was so gross/weird because she would have to leave to the bathroom to squirt milk in the toilet.If you were a real friend, you would have said, "Just squirt it right here in my drink."
rappy: squirt milk in the toileti>This porno sucks.
Aarontology: I always figured the appeal of pregnant porn is that the belly gets all big and the belly button turns into an outie, so it's like having a gigantic super boob underneath the already larger than normal boobs.
KingoftheCheese: Tat'dGreaser: KingoftheCheese: The belly.Like knowing there is a baby in there gets you worked up?Don't turn this into a pedo thing. I just like the shape of a pregnant woman's body. that's all there is to it.
Huck Chaser: You like boats, but not the ocean. You go to a lake in the summer with your family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place you used to crawl underneath to be alone. You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. You're very generous. You're kind to strangers and children, and when you stand in the snow you look like an angel.
rappy: Shaggydum80: I have to call and get her anti-anxiety medicine refilled today.Anti-anxiety meds for a pet. My god.And Kwame just sort of blew my mind with that list of awful creatures. But I still stand by cats being in the top 2.
ami5000: drkdstryer: Wait, he scammed TFark out of dollars, right? I thought when that got posted on TFD we just laughed at the poster.Yup.
feckingmorons: I can't help the world, but I can help a few people.
Tat'dGreaser: sgt cyanide: it's not my fault he makes me kill bugs and gets sad if he sleeps alone.Good god
feckingmorons: Kiwi, your UPS guy is going to hate you on Wednesday.
LlamaGirl: wizden: Ain't nobody got the stomach for that. I would have shot myself in the face within three months if I had to scrub that mess out of cloth diapers every time the baby exploded.Your babies exploded? WTF were you feeding them!?
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