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2013-07-15 08:27:54 PM  
Baby food bible, pacifier clip and Duo Wrap Snap on the way. Hope things start looking up for you.

/back to lurking
 
2013-07-15 08:36:05 PM  
I love you all. <3
 
2013-07-15 09:05:18 PM  
I really wish i could help, and i offer my best. Fact is, there have been some times I've considered asking Fark to help when I've been in dire straits, but I was afraid I'd just be subjected to ridicule and derision.
 
2013-07-15 09:06:30 PM  
100 Baby Purees and a Wrap Snap are on the way. Best wishes for you and your family. :-)
 
2013-07-15 09:08:28 PM  

maudibjr: imapirate: spcMike: imapirate: I saw a porno once where this skinny, not pregnant chick was getting DP'd and her tits were sprinkling the floor with milk like a hose. Shiat was everywhere.

Link?

Nah, it was on some shiatty DVD I bought back in college. I remember thinking "they're literally farking a kiddie meal out of her."

First good laugh I have had in a while.  Thats funny.

/I too may have sampled the wifes production


Oh, I think we all sampled her production.
/But that much tequila made the flavor a bit off.
 
2013-07-15 09:10:38 PM  

Starryeyes: You should consider cloth diapers rather than spending so much money on disposable ones. A child will go through an average of 3500 or so diapers in the first year of its life.


Jesus.  There are 8760 hours in a year, which means you are changing the baby on average every 8760/3500 = 2.5 hours.  And that's just the average.
 
2013-07-15 09:13:58 PM  

Teriaki: kiwimoogle84: Teriaki: TinyFist: Teriaki:

One of our own (kiwimoogle84)

Who?

*peer*

*checks email inbox*

*frowny peer*

*throws arms around teriaki*

Squeeee! And I can't wait to meet her when you finally stop baking that baby!


I hope she doesn't use a toothpick to test for doneness.
 
2013-07-15 09:27:33 PM  

buckler: I really wish i could help, and i offer my best. Fact is, there have been some times I've considered asking Fark to help when I've been in dire straits, but I was afraid I'd just be subjected to ridicule and derision.


Oh, read the thread. There was no shortage of ridicule. But you gotta do what you gotta do... And I'm grateful for the help.
 
2013-07-15 10:04:33 PM  
GD...TinyFist...wow..thanks for the TF..

/unless of course, you hit the wrong name..which I would understand..but dammit..I'm keeping it...:)
 
2013-07-15 10:08:05 PM  

Unoriginal_Username: GD...TinyFist...wow..thanks for the TF..

/unless of course, you hit the wrong name..which I would understand..but dammit..I'm keeping it...:)


Crap. Stupid TinyThumbs. I want my five dollars back.
 
2013-07-15 10:12:03 PM  
 hmmz...I think there is a 'Dammit I hit the wrong button and Drew owe's me $5' button around here somewhere.

As soon as I find it I'll let you know

in the mean time.....upvotes for everyone
 
2013-07-15 10:15:58 PM  
i.imgur.com


http://www.fark.com/comments/7840701/Farker-fighting-cancer-needs-yo ur -help#new

My sincerest best wishes to every FARKer that needs a helping hand. I hope you all find what you need and more.
 
2013-07-15 10:35:55 PM  
It's not the most practical gift, but enjoy Sophie the giraffe, my dear. Good luck to you.
 
2013-07-15 10:39:37 PM  
I feel terrible that there's a farker fighting cancer and I missed that thread entirely.

Later tonight I'll repurpose some of the funds given to me to him. I can't stomach the generosity shown to me otherwise.
 
2013-07-16 12:06:22 AM  
Sell the kid, you'll have enough to pay your debt off
 
2013-07-16 12:56:48 AM  
kiwimoogle84:

You didn't ask me to and I don't want to intrude.. but would you like me to send one? You are one of us.
 
2013-07-16 12:59:29 AM  

SearchN: kiwimoogle84:

You didn't ask me to and I don't want to intrude.. but would you like me to send one? You are one of us.


I don't think it's necessary, it doesn't really apply this time. Last time it did.

(If we're on the same page, and I think we are)
 
2013-07-16 01:17:27 AM  
I was down & out and poor with a newborn. I remember bringing my son over to my grandparents house and my grandpa telling me I need another kid like I need a hole on the head. He's dead and gone now, but some of these fark wad comments are bringing back the sweet memories of my grandpa's first words to me showing him our newborn son.

You're going to need more. Tell me where Ms. Yagottabefarkinkiddingme and I can send a check or Western Union your way. We've been there. It gets better.

/get off her back
 
2013-07-16 01:27:24 AM  

RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 850x318]


http://www.fark.com/comments/7840701/Farker-fighting-cancer-needs-yo ur -help#new

My sincerest best wishes to every FARKer that needs a helping hand. I hope you all find what you need and more.


Anyone know why that thread is closed?
 
2013-07-16 01:34:29 AM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: I was down & out and poor with a newborn. I remember bringing my son over to my grandparents house and my grandpa telling me I need another kid like I need a hole on the head. He's dead and gone now, but some of these fark wad comments are bringing back the sweet memories of my grandpa's first words to me showing him our newborn son.

You're going to need more. Tell me where Ms. Yagottabefarkinkiddingme and I can send a check or Western Union your way. We've been there. It gets better.

/get off her back


Oh you're so generous! Thank you. If you have PayPal, my username at gmail is mine (it may have gotten lost in the thread). And if not, just shoot me an email. We'll come up with something.

Thank you.


And as far as the other thread with the farker fighting cancer, I don't know why it's closed. His donation site is in his profile though, so that's a good thing.
 
2013-07-16 01:42:41 AM  

Pray 4 Mojo: RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 850x318]


http://www.fark.com/comments/7840701/Farker-fighting-cancer-needs-yo ur -help#new

My sincerest best wishes to every FARKer that needs a helping hand. I hope you all find what you need and more.

Anyone know why that thread is closed?


I think it's just it's age. The thread above it is open, the thread below it is closed.

And kwimogogle84, I certainly didn't post this to make you feel bad in any manner.

The birth of my two daughters are definitely the highlight of my life. An amazing experience and brought me so much joy and happiness. I sincerely wish you an easy and joyful experience and if the gifts of farkers can make it a bit easier, and maybe a bit more fun, that's just amazingly wonderful.

Also, I believe I am down for July 20, the moon landing.
 
2013-07-16 01:43:42 AM  

kiwimoogle84: And as far as the other thread with the farker fighting cancer, I don't know why it's closed. His donation site is in his profile though, so that's a good thing.


I emailed him. I don't dig those donation sites... the last one somebody sent me that I actually checked took a 10% fee. Fark that. I don't even bother checking anymore... I'll paypal or send a check before I support one of those websites.

/Don't even like supporting paypal.
 
2013-07-16 01:49:53 AM  

RoyBatty: Pray 4 Mojo: RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 850x318]

I think it's just it's age. The thread above it is open, the thread below it is closed.

And kwimogogle84, I certainly didn't post this to make you feel bad in any manner.

Also, I believe I am down for July 20, the moon landing.


I do have an open betting pool going... But seeing as to how I have a scheduled induction for the 30th, she'd have to get impatient to make the 20th. But we shall see.

Also, I wasn't guilted into anything, don't worry. I just think it's right to pass on some of the kindness that I've been shown in spades today, even if I can't do much and need the rest.
 
2013-07-16 02:08:00 AM  

Pray 4 Mojo: kiwimoogle84: And as far as the other thread with the farker fighting cancer, I don't know why it's closed. His donation site is in his profile though, so that's a good thing.

I emailed him. I don't dig those donation sites... the last one somebody sent me that I actually checked took a 10% fee. Fark that. I don't even bother checking anymore... I'll paypal or send a check before I support one of those websites.

/Don't even like supporting paypal.


And the email failed... crap.
 
2013-07-16 02:12:47 AM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Pray 4 Mojo: kiwimoogle84: And as far as the other thread with the farker fighting cancer, I don't know why it's closed. His donation site is in his profile though, so that's a good thing.

I emailed him. I don't dig those donation sites... the last one somebody sent me that I actually checked took a 10% fee. Fark that. I don't even bother checking anymore... I'll paypal or send a check before I support one of those websites.

/Don't even like supporting paypal.

And the email failed... crap.


I'll ask around and see if I can reach him directly. If so I'll let you know.
 
2013-07-16 02:33:53 AM  

kiwimoogle84: I'll ask around and see if I can reach him directly. If so I'll let you know.


Thanks!
 
2013-07-16 06:34:19 AM  

Pray 4 Mojo: kiwimoogle84: And as far as the other thread with the farker fighting cancer, I don't know why it's closed. His donation site is in his profile though, so that's a good thing.

I emailed him. I don't dig those donation sites... the last one somebody sent me that I actually checked took a 10% fee. Fark that. I don't even bother checking anymore... I'll paypal or send a check before I support one of those websites.

/Don't even like supporting paypal.


Make certain you didn't copy/paste any part of the email address. For security reasons & to cut down on spammers most email services require you to type out the address manually.
 
2013-07-16 09:45:43 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Make certain you didn't copy/paste any part of the email address. For security reasons & to cut down on spammers most email services require you to type out the address manually.


I did... twice just to make sure.
 
2013-07-16 10:53:26 AM  

feckingmorons: Nope. St. Pierre and Miquelon. You do get points for knowing that Greenland is in North America.


begin threadjack

What about Martinique?

end threadjack
 
2013-07-16 02:12:35 PM  
maudibjr:   Look for things like a vibrating chair, babies love that thing it will reduce your stress.

Those sounds great.  Can I have one?

I'm not pregnant.  They just sound nice.

/will give when I get home from work.  ;-)
 
2013-07-16 02:15:41 PM  

K.B.O. Winston: maudibjr:   Look for things like a vibrating chair, babies love that thing it will reduce your stress.

Those sounds great.  Can I have one?

I'm not pregnant.  They just sound nice.

/will give when I get home from work.  ;-)


Any help is still appreciated, thank you!
 
2013-07-16 04:58:03 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Bathia_Mapes: Make certain you didn't copy/paste any part of the email address. For security reasons & to cut down on spammers most email services require you to type out the address manually.

I did... twice just to make sure.


Ugh! I guess there's not much else you can do then. :/
 
2013-07-16 06:51:06 PM  
So... If anyone is still following this thread, the assistance came at a good time, because I'm headed to labor and delivery right now. Could be a false alarm, but I'll keep you guys posted. :)
 
2013-07-16 07:40:54 PM  

kiwimoogle84: So... If anyone is still following this thread, the assistance came at a good time, because I'm headed to labor and delivery right now. Could be a false alarm, but I'll keep you guys posted. :)


Tee hee hee!! Good luck!!
 
2013-07-16 08:16:48 PM  

Bindyree: feckingmorons: Nope. St. Pierre and Miquelon. You do get points for knowing that Greenland is in North America.

begin threadjack

What about Martinique?

end threadjack


Hmmmm, you're right about the Euro and it is on the North American geophysicial plate, but I think it is not in North America by the definition I use (the CIA World Factbook), but I wouldn't say that is a wrong answer either.
 
2013-07-16 08:59:52 PM  

feckingmorons: Hmmmm, you're right about the Euro and it is on the North American geophysicial plate, but I think it is not in North America by the definition I use (the CIA World Factbook), but I wouldn't say that is a wrong answer either.


Oh, the World Factbook! I appreciate that you cited the source; I marched over to Facebook with that particular morsel of trivia and we've been nattering and grommishing over there about it ever since. Thank you!

And I agree with you.
And I threadjacked again sorry all over the place.
 
2013-07-16 10:09:06 PM  
Update?
 
2013-07-16 10:55:42 PM  
I'm seriously about to cry. Why won't they just yank out this baby already?!?No, they monitored my contractions (which slowed to safe levels while being monitored) and BP (which is still really high of course) and instead of inducing me, they're just adding yet another prescription to my regimen and sending me home. Farking frustrating. I can't keep doing these back and forth trips anymore. I'm done. I want this baby out.

Sorry to emotion dump all over the thread. I'm just really done with this.
 
2013-07-17 01:15:30 AM  

kiwimoogle84: I'm just really done with this.


you have, at least, 18 years to go. stop being a f*cking baby.
 
2013-07-17 01:39:06 AM  

pissedoffmick: kiwimoogle84: I'm just really done with this.

you have, at least, 18 years to go. stop being a f*cking baby.


The raising the child part I'm ok with. The being pregnant part is what I'm done with. My doctors are trashing my health to keep kiddo in just a little longer, which I disagree with. I'm 37 weeks, she's at a good size, I just don't know what they're waiting for. You said you're an OB, maybe you can enlighten me.
 
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