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2013-07-15 12:38:51 PM  

NickelP: Its like driving someone elses car in a demolition derby.  The things already wrecked to hell so you just have fun, then give it back after you are satisfied.


Yea but it's just gross man.

sgt cyanide: swollen ankles

someone mentioned the existence if hemorrhoids to me once

lets not judge lest we be judged


Ugh
 
2013-07-15 12:38:57 PM  
hemorrhoids are horrible. is it true pregnant women get them like crazy?!
 
2013-07-15 12:39:04 PM  

KingoftheCheese: Tat'dGreaser: KingoftheCheese: The belly.

Like knowing there is a baby in there gets you worked up?

Don't turn this into a pedo thing. I just like the shape of a pregnant woman's body. that's all there is to it.


I always figured the appeal of pregnant porn is that the belly gets all big and the belly button turns into an outie, so it's like having a gigantic super boob underneath the already larger than normal boobs.
 
2013-07-15 12:39:25 PM  

Ponzholio: Hope this helps.

Good for you  Teriaki for getting this going and best of luck  kiwimoogle84.


Thanks :) You're a damn fine person.
 
2013-07-15 12:39:35 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: ami5000: CapeFearCadaver: Hrm. I'm guessing some people have a case of the Mondays up in this b*tch.

Questioning a person who is asking for money seems smart. Do you always just give your money to anyone who asks for it?

WHOOSH


Oh I apologize for missing whatever your point was.
 
2013-07-15 12:39:45 PM  

GladGirl: megalynn44: kiwimoogle84: Though I need to look into a larger one I think- the one I have is only up to 14 lbs I believe.

zulily had a half-off ergobaby sale last week. Not sure if it's still going on.....

You're a zulily user? I also recommend checking out BabySteals and Totsy. I've gotten some amazing discount baby and maternity gear through those. And Amazon Mom is the absolute best for cheap diapers, and personally, I think Costco's house brand baby wipes cannot be beat. They remove even the tarriest, dried-on shiat.
I'll stop with the frugal-mom advice now.


I love it! I don't have a local Costco, but I'll vouch for Amazon subscription deals, especially for TP, diapers, and paper towel. Saves time too.
 
2013-07-15 12:39:53 PM  
Pregnant nipple are kinda gross.

...there, it had to be said.
 
2013-07-15 12:39:57 PM  

Aarontology: KingoftheCheese: Tat'dGreaser: KingoftheCheese: The belly.

Like knowing there is a baby in there gets you worked up?

Don't turn this into a pedo thing. I just like the shape of a pregnant woman's body. that's all there is to it.

I always figured the appeal of pregnant porn is that the belly gets all big and the belly button turns into an outie, so it's like having a gigantic super boob underneath the already larger than normal boobs.


Lol.
 
2013-07-15 12:39:57 PM  

ami5000: CapeFearCadaver: Hrm. I'm guessing some people have a case of the Mondays up in this b*tch.

Questioning a person who is asking for money seems smart. Do you always just give your money to anyone who asks for it?


"Questioning" implies asking questions.  Most of what I've seen in this thread is just pointless mockery.
 
2013-07-15 12:39:59 PM  
I will say, my friend recently had a baby, and holy sh*t her tits are hard.
 
2013-07-15 12:40:01 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Hrm. I'm guessing some people have a case of the Mondays up in this b*tch.


Honestly, I think a lot of it's jealousy; not petty jealousy, but legitimate jealousy, as most of us have been in tough spots before too without asking for or receiving waves of generosity from internet strangers.

I have conflicted feelings on the subject which is why I'm keeping my mouth shut.
 
2013-07-15 12:40:09 PM  

unremarkable asterisk: Tat'dGreaser: KingoftheCheese: The belly.

Like knowing there is a baby in there gets you worked up?

the idea of poking the baby in its cranial softspot during intercourse is what gets some guys worked up


Meanwhile a bunch of men won't have sex with their pregnant woman because they are terrified of something like this which is silly. Then their poor woman doesn't get any sex.
 
2013-07-15 12:40:11 PM  

KingoftheCheese: Don't turn this into a pedo thing. I just like the shape of a pregnant woman's body. that's all there is to it.


I mean like if you enjoyed pot bellies that's one thing, but you know why she has that shape. I can understand if it's your kid and you have feelings towards the woman who is carrying them, but someone else's kid just I don't get

But hey, I like stuff that people find weird too
 
2013-07-15 12:40:15 PM  

Ponzholio: I didn't see a vibrator on your wishlist...


LMAO

nice.
 
2013-07-15 12:40:40 PM  

wizden: KingoftheCheese: Lactation porn is just weird. I don't even like milk in my cereal all that much.

Dude. If you can't get a boner from some freshly blown out vagina shots and titties squirting milk everywhere I don't know how to help you.


gallery.rennlist.com
 
2013-07-15 12:40:51 PM  
I think we can mostly agree that I'm an asshole, right?  I'm not the most empathetic person on this planet, but isn't this just a simple situation of someone nice needing help and people being free to help or not as they wish?  Does the personal decision not to donate require judging the person in need?  I mean, seriously, I've made a complete hash of my life and yet family and friends still looked out for me despite my f*cking idiocy.  It was extremely humbling for me to know I was a f*ckup, yet have people set their personal feelings about my failings aside so they could lend me support.
 
2013-07-15 12:41:08 PM  

Aarontology: KingoftheCheese: Tat'dGreaser: KingoftheCheese: The belly.

Like knowing there is a baby in there gets you worked up?

Don't turn this into a pedo thing. I just like the shape of a pregnant woman's body. that's all there is to it.

I always figured the appeal of pregnant porn is that the belly gets all big and the belly button turns into an outie, so it's like having a gigantic super boob underneath the already larger than normal boobs.


Plus you don't need a condom.
 
2013-07-15 12:41:10 PM  
This just got weird.
 
2013-07-15 12:41:12 PM  

Eutamias21: Honestly, I think a lot of it's jealousy; not petty jealousy, but legitimate jealousy,


lol
 
2013-07-15 12:41:16 PM  

rappy: I will say, my friend recently had a baby, and holy sh*t her tits are hard.


...hard??? WHY!?
 
2013-07-15 12:41:33 PM  

Aarontology: KingoftheCheese: Tat'dGreaser: KingoftheCheese: The belly.

Like knowing there is a baby in there gets you worked up?

Don't turn this into a pedo thing. I just like the shape of a pregnant woman's body. that's all there is to it.

I always figured the appeal of pregnant porn is that the belly gets all big and the belly button turns into an outie, so it's like having a gigantic super boob underneath the already larger than normal boobs.


No, silly.  It's proof that the woman puts out.  Duh.
 
2013-07-15 12:41:34 PM  
My donation depends on the answer to this question. Despite your money troubles have you still been buying alcohol? (Obviously the dude would be drinking it)
 
2013-07-15 12:41:35 PM  

LlamaGirl: You know folks, she didn't farking plan on having this situation happen when she is due to give birth. Stop being such cynical assholes.


Exactly! Thank you!
 
2013-07-15 12:41:50 PM  

Aarontology: I always figured the appeal of pregnant porn is that the belly gets all big and the belly button turns into an outie, so it's like having a gigantic super boob underneath the already larger than normal boobs.


I figured it was a mental association thing.  The wife was horny as hell while pregnant, then no sex for a long time after she drops the bomb.  Pregnancy, ipso facto, becomes associated with sex.
*puffs pipe*
*bubbles come out*
 
2013-07-15 12:42:13 PM  

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I think we can mostly agree that I'm an asshole, right?  I'm not the most empathetic person on this planet, but isn't this just a simple situation of someone nice needing help and people being free to help or not as they wish?


You shown me nothing but empathy, but YMMV.
 
2013-07-15 12:42:38 PM  

LlamaGirl: ...hard??? WHY!?


Dude, they are full of milk! Like seriously, I felt weird about grabbing her tits in the bar but I couldn't help myself. She kept pushing them my way and said "JUST FEEL THEM"

How do you say no to that?
 
2013-07-15 12:42:39 PM  

rappy: ami5000: Do you always just give your money to anyone who asks for it?

She is a hop, skip and a jump away from begging for money on TFD herself. I'm guessing she probably can't.


Brutal.
 
2013-07-15 12:42:47 PM  

LlamaGirl: rappy: I will say, my friend recently had a baby, and holy sh*t her tits are hard.

...hard??? WHY!?


Full of milk and fatty stuff, yo.
 
2013-07-15 12:43:05 PM  

Eutamias21: I have conflicted feelings on the subject which is why I'm keeping my mouth shut.


How unacceptably mature of you.
 
2013-07-15 12:43:26 PM  

ahab: No, silly. It's proof that the woman puts out. Duh.


And that you can't get her preggers.  Best of both worlds.

Plus, boobies.  And hips.
 
2013-07-15 12:43:33 PM  
COME BACK ATLFARKETTE
 
2013-07-15 12:43:44 PM  

imontheinternet: I figured it was a mental association thing. The wife was horny as hell while pregnant, then no sex for a long time after she drops the bomb. Pregnancy, ipso facto, becomes associated with sex.


That's probably a really good reason.
 
2013-07-15 12:43:55 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Good vibes are always appreciated. And thank you. :)


Right on. You're good peeps and I'm glad you did not take offense. What you did for Vinnie and his family was great and you deserve good things. Cheers.
 
2013-07-15 12:44:02 PM  

rappy: Eutamias21: Honestly, I think a lot of it's jealousy; not petty jealousy, but legitimate jealousy,

lol


I've been in very tough spots in the past where mass donations from internet strangers could've made a huge difference. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. Am I jealous at this moment that someone is getting baby items off their wishlist? No. Does it seem "unfair" that some people receive this help while others don't? Yes.
 
2013-07-15 12:44:03 PM  
kiwimoogle84:   I could afford it when I got pregnant. I would LOVE to go back to the beginning of March when my only debt was a car payment.

Not to be a huge snot, but you should expect some debt to be incurred when you have a child. This really isn't all that much (by the time I was 25 I had medical debt in the 5 figure range due to having undiagnosed MS and no insurance) and, like other debt, can be paid down over time. Only the wealthy or at least those who are very secure financially (which you clearly are not, if you have zero other debt and you can't afford $7k... I'm not judging you, just saying you're not that kind of secure unless you have significant savings) can "afford" a baby easily. Money is tight for the majority of new parents, whether they planned or not. That doesn't mean you shouldn't have kids, or that you're not going to be great parents, just that you're going to have to adjust to a new reality of being broke for the next few years. It won't kill you or the baby to have the generics for awhile, and after a year or two things should start getting better.
 
2013-07-15 12:44:04 PM  

ontariolightning: My donation depends on the answer to this question. Despite your money troubles have you still been buying alcohol? (Obviously the dude would be drinking it)


Haven't since my last hospitalization. The only beers he's had at all recently are those that someone else bought him. We were a month behind on registering our car, we don't have spare cash for that nonsense.
 
2013-07-15 12:44:07 PM  

ontariolightning: My donation depends on the answer to this question.


Now this is interesting. Why does it depend?
 
2013-07-15 12:44:29 PM  

rappy: LlamaGirl: ...hard??? WHY!?

Dude, they are full of milk! Like seriously, I felt weird about grabbing her tits in the bar but I couldn't help myself. She kept pushing them my way and said "JUST FEEL THEM"


Now theres a story that needs an ending
 
2013-07-15 12:44:31 PM  

rappy: Dude, they are full of milk! Like seriously, I felt weird about grabbing her tits in the bar but I couldn't help myself. She kept pushing them my way and said "JUST FEEL THEM"

How do you say no to that?


I didn't know they got hard because of that. That's scary!

And yeah, I'd be hard pressed to say no to feeling something weird like that.
 
2013-07-15 12:45:03 PM  

Teriaki: I'm always happy to field hate mail.


Oh, you gon' get it now.
 
2013-07-15 12:45:28 PM  

CatherineM: ontariolightning: My donation depends on the answer to this question.

Now this is interesting. Why does it depend?


The same reason people think welfare recipients should be drug tested.
 
2013-07-15 12:45:42 PM  
Dear this thread,
I like you, but things have gotten weird and I need a little time to think things over. Please don't take this wrong.
I'll talk to you someday about all this.
I'm sorry,
Hillbillypharmacist
 
2013-07-15 12:46:22 PM  

CatherineM: ontariolightning: My donation depends on the answer to this question.

Now this is interesting. Why does it depend?


Oh I understand completely. Why should a stranger pitch in when we pissed money away on frivolities? I take no offense whatsoever.
 
2013-07-15 12:46:36 PM  
Euta is probably right and I am just jealous of cats.
 
2013-07-15 12:46:51 PM  

LlamaGirl: I'd be hard pressed to say no to feeling something weird like that.


Seriously it was one of those things where you touch and then you quickly pull away and yell "AHH!!!"

And then you touch it again to make sure it is real. And it was so gross/weird because she would have to leave to the bathroom to squirt milk in the toilet.

F*ck, I don't want babies.
 
2013-07-15 12:46:54 PM  
I think if you are getting mad you are being emotionally available. But I might be wrong.

And I thought sociopaths were considered cool these days. Who knew it was an insult? Hrrm, try to make a random remark and people take it to heart.
 
2013-07-15 12:47:57 PM  

kiwimoogle84: ontariolightning: My donation depends on the answer to this question. Despite your money troubles have you still been buying alcohol? (Obviously the dude would be drinking it)

Haven't since my last hospitalization. The only beers he's had at all recently are those that someone else bought him. We were a month behind on registering our car, we don't have spare cash for that nonsense.


Okay. Thank you. I am going to help out because people who can't buy beer deserve help.
 
2013-07-15 12:48:10 PM  

FunkOut: I think if you are getting mad you are being emotionally available. But I might be wrong.

And I thought sociopaths were considered cool these days. Who knew it was an insult? Hrrm, try to make a random remark and people take it to heart.


I want to cuddle your face with my mouth.
 
2013-07-15 12:48:12 PM  

rappy: Mr. Murder: So, am I the only one who doesn't like cats?

Cats are the worst creatures alive, probably. Maybe spiders are worse. But cats are up there.


Snakes are worse...
 
2013-07-15 12:48:38 PM  

rappy: F*ck, I don't want babies.


Hellooooooo
 
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