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MBK [TotalFark]
2013-07-15 02:34:14 PM  
kiwi, you are one of the coolest people on this site. I'll be sending you some cash or gifts this Friday once payday hits.

And screw the haters.  She's A+ in my book, everyone else can go suck a lemon.
 
2013-07-15 02:36:20 PM  

MBK: kiwi, you are one of the coolest people on this site. I'll be sending you some cash or gifts this Friday once payday hits.

And screw the haters.  She's A+ in my book, everyone else can go suck a lemon.


Hey, I actually like lemons. :P

Thanks MBK. You're the bees knees.
 
2013-07-15 02:52:31 PM  
 I showed you my gash, remember?".


You know most women just call it something else, but 'gash' is as good as any I suppose.
 
2013-07-15 03:00:54 PM  
Kiwi is good people. Always has been, always will be.
 
2013-07-15 03:01:00 PM  

Fiction Fan: I showed you my gash, remember?".


You know most women just call it something else, but 'gash' is as good as any I suppose.


And that's the takeaway from the whole thread? *sigh* I know, welcome to Fark. hahahahaha
 
2013-07-15 03:04:26 PM  
did you know that
A) sperm is one of the best things for a woman to consume in the last couple of weeks of pregnancy?
2) some women orgasm from feeding their baby?
XX) Fark is a very farked up place
 
2013-07-15 03:36:41 PM  
If you put a Sleep Sheep on there I will buy it. You need a Sleep Sheep.
 
2013-07-15 03:38:36 PM  

birdmanesq: If you put a Sleep Sheep on there I will buy it. You need a Sleep Sheep.


I don't even know what that is. I'll look for one.

Thank you! :)
 
2013-07-15 03:49:21 PM  

kiwimoogle84: birdmanesq: If you put a Sleep Sheep on there I will buy it. You need a Sleep Sheep.

I don't even know what that is. I'll look for one.

Thank you! :)


Login and make sure you received your PP stuff kiwimoogle84...
 
2013-07-15 03:58:30 PM  
Damn America, fix your healthcare system. Sincerely, the rest of the civilized world.

Kiwi, you once did something nice for me so I'm glad to help out with a few of your baby's incidental expenses. The Amazon order is on its way.
 
2013-07-15 04:02:06 PM  
thefunnypicspage.com

It gets weirder if you click it.
 
2013-07-15 04:11:19 PM  
Where's the wishlist?
 
2013-07-15 04:12:16 PM  
Nevermind. I found it.
 
2013-07-15 04:17:44 PM  

dhambrick: kiwimoogle84: birdmanesq: If you put a Sleep Sheep on there I will buy it. You need a Sleep Sheep.

I don't even know what that is. I'll look for one.

Thank you! :)

Login and make sure you received your PP stuff kiwimoogle84...


I did indeed! I was going to shoot you an email personally, but thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
 
2013-07-15 04:17:52 PM  
Diaper rash ointment (4-pack) and washable nursing pads on their way.
 
2013-07-15 04:19:10 PM  
You guys continue to amaze me. Thank you.
 
2013-07-15 04:21:37 PM  
I sent some monies. Wish I could do more.

Good luck with the baby!

=]
 
2013-07-15 04:32:54 PM  

Kittypie070: [thefunnypicspage.com image 500x375]

It gets weirder if you click it.


Holy Sh*t!

lulz :-D
 
2013-07-15 04:33:20 PM  

LlamaGirl: socially inept was taken: Ok, I went with the baby closet organizer thing....because man, I needed to be organized with my babies.  It helped keep me calm.

Mess makes me stress.

Wanna help me organize my hosue and throw away all my husband's stupid junk that he I never touches and just piles up??


FTFY
 
2013-07-15 04:39:37 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Kittypie070: [thefunnypicspage.com image 500x375]

It gets weirder if you click it.

Holy Sh*t!

lulz :-D


Needs more shopping to give it 8 legs and make it a spiderkitty!


/Also T/y mods
 
2013-07-15 04:45:32 PM  

kiwimoogle84: birdmanesq: If you put a Sleep Sheep on there I will buy it. You need a Sleep Sheep.

I don't even know what that is. I'll look for one.

Thank you! :)


Enjoy it! All the best to you and your little one. I think it's sweet you got a TFD Baby Shower, you (and teriaki) are both good eggs.
 
2013-07-15 04:48:27 PM  

Mazzic518: Bathia_Mapes: Kittypie070: [thefunnypicspage.com image 500x375]

It gets weirder if you click it.

Holy Sh*t!

lulz :-D

Needs more shopping to give it 8 legs and make it a spiderkitty!


/Also T/y mods


Ugh. Absolutely. Mods are my best friend. I want to make you all cookies.
 
2013-07-15 04:51:20 PM  

birdmanesq: If you put a Sleep Sheep on there I will buy it.


Oh dammit I read too fast and missed this part, all I saw was "you need a Sleep Sheep". Sorry Birdie, YGM.
 
2013-07-15 04:53:16 PM  

E-Brake: birdmanesq: If you put a Sleep Sheep on there I will buy it.

Oh dammit I read too fast and missed this part, all I saw was "you need a Sleep Sheep". Sorry Birdie, YGM.


HA! Crossed wires!

It's doubtful she'll need two. And thanks for the suggestion Birdman!
 
2013-07-15 04:56:26 PM  

kiwimoogle84: dhambrick: kiwimoogle84: birdmanesq: If you put a Sleep Sheep on there I will buy it. You need a Sleep Sheep.

I don't even know what that is. I'll look for one.

Thank you! :)

Login and make sure you received your PP stuff kiwimoogle84...

I did indeed! I was going to shoot you an email personally, but thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.


You still can...I am just at work and sometimes PP can be wonky.  Best of luck to you and the little one...
 
2013-07-15 05:02:25 PM  
I just want to say that this was THE BEST baby shower I have ever been to.  I didn't have to taste unidentified mush, oooo and aaahhh over diaper genies, or get dressed up.

All baby showers should now be handled in this fashion.
 
2013-07-15 05:04:33 PM  

socially inept was taken: I just want to say that this was THE BEST baby shower I have ever been to.  I didn't have to taste unidentified mush, oooo and aaahhh over diaper genies, or get dressed up.

All baby showers should now be handled in this fashion.


Ha! There's far more men present at this one than at the one I had thrown for me, but yeah! WE COULD ALL DO IT IN OUR PAJAMAS!

Thanks for lifting my spirits and making me giggle, guys :)
 
2013-07-15 05:17:32 PM  

socially inept was taken: I just want to say that this was THE BEST baby shower I have ever been to.  I didn't have to taste unidentified mush, oooo and aaahhh over diaper genies, or get dressed up.

All baby showers should now be handled in this fashion.


but how am I going to win the "measure the string to show how large the pregnant woman is" game?

I always win that game.

;)
 
2013-07-15 05:34:22 PM  

Teriaki: I'm popping back in to say thank you to those of you who have contributed or will be. Don't worry, I won't make a habit of asking for help for people on the internet, nor would I ever take advantage of this community's generosity.

For the cynics, I get it, really. I've got a pretty good "that's a load of bullsh*t" meter, and knowing kiwi, this ain't that kind of situation.

If you're really bothered and want to vent, go ahead and shoot me an email, I'm always happy to field hate mail.

LOVES YOUS!


Thanks for helping Kiwi on this. I went through a similar situation when my son was born. The company his Dad and I both worked for started downsizing (they were actually closing bit by bit unbeknownst to the employees), and we went from 2 nice paychecks to him being laid off and me, being on maternity leave, making no money (They gave me the six weeks off but I didn't get any pay).

It's pretty terrifying having a baby under ideal circumstances, but when there are financial problems thrown into the mix, it is really overwhelming, and makes you feel terrible that you don't have a more solid financial foundation in place.
 
2013-07-15 05:39:33 PM  

Soulcatcher: Teriaki: I'm popping back in to say thank you to those of you who have contributed or will be. Don't worry, I won't make a habit of asking for help for people on the internet, nor would I ever take advantage of this community's generosity.

For the cynics, I get it, really. I've got a pretty good "that's a load of bullsh*t" meter, and knowing kiwi, this ain't that kind of situation.

If you're really bothered and want to vent, go ahead and shoot me an email, I'm always happy to field hate mail.

LOVES YOUS!

Thanks for helping Kiwi on this. I went through a similar situation when my son was born. The company his Dad and I both worked for started downsizing (they were actually closing bit by bit unbeknownst to the employees), and we went from 2 nice paychecks to him being laid off and me, being on maternity leave, making no money (They gave me the six weeks off but I didn't get any pay).

It's pretty terrifying having a baby under ideal circumstances, but when there are financial problems thrown into the mix, it is really overwhelming, and makes you feel terrible that you don't have a more solid financial foundation in place.


Yeah, it wasn't ideal. But thank you for understanding, and for your help. You're very generous and good karma is coming back your way :)
 
2013-07-15 05:41:44 PM  
Without reading all 528 (so far) comments: has anyone mentioned Modest Needs?
 
2013-07-15 05:54:30 PM  
There were also no, none, nada, zip, ZILCH-ola! of those abominable baby-ass cakes at this baby shower :P

/also I saw plenty of direful eightleggedy kittys out there in GISland, I didn't want to poast any in here.
 
2013-07-15 05:56:06 PM  

mama2tnt: Without reading all 528 (so far) comments: has anyone mentioned Modest Needs?


I have not heard of that. Will look into, thanks!
 
2013-07-15 05:56:52 PM  

LlamaGirl: God Is My Co-Pirate: Oh god, they hurt so much at that stage. The first couple of weeks after childbirth are just disgusting. You reguarly wake up covered in up to 7 body fluids.

Vomit
Pee
Poop
Milk
Tears
Snot
Drool

Is that right?


Let's not forget blood. You get the 9 month "Get Out of Jail Free " no period card, but you bleed for weeks after having a baby (I don't know how C Sections play out- neither of my kids were C Sections. It pretty much evens out.

/Living the dream
 
2013-07-15 06:03:06 PM  

LlamaGirl: I want to make scrambled eggs with tit milk.


No, you really don't. Breast milk is really sweet.
 
2013-07-15 06:04:07 PM  

socially inept was taken: I just want to say that this was THE BEST baby shower I have ever been to.  I didn't have to taste unidentified mush, oooo and aaahhh over diaper genies, or get dressed up.

All baby showers should now be handled in this fashion.


you know...that's a great idea.

my wife wouldn't let me to our kids showers...something about scaring her friends...oh well. was glad I could help out a bit today...wish I could help out more.

folks here are amazing in all their gruffness
 
2013-07-15 06:12:20 PM  

Soulcatcher: LlamaGirl: I want to make scrambled eggs with tit milk.

No, you really don't. Breast milk is really sweet.


Yeah, it... doesn't taste right to an adult.
 
2013-07-15 06:20:27 PM  

spidermann: Soulcatcher: LlamaGirl: I want to make scrambled eggs with tit milk.

No, you really don't. Breast milk is really sweet.

Yeah, it... doesn't taste right to an adult.


LOL 

blog.hughandcrye.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-07-15 06:23:20 PM  
Bathia- thank you very much for the TF.

It's probably been 7 or 8 years since I had TF. You are the one mod that I seem to see in most of the threads I post in (and as such, my favorite mod).

/with great power comes great responsibility

=]
 
2013-07-15 06:26:27 PM  

Soulcatcher: Bathia- thank you very much for the TF.

It's probably been 7 or 8 years since I had TF. You are the one mod that I seem to see in most of the threads I post in (and as such, my favorite mod).

/with great power comes great responsibility

=]


Come visit TFD! It's a madhouse but we love it there :)
 
2013-07-15 06:35:29 PM  
Teriaki:

One of our own (kiwimoogle84)

Who?
 
2013-07-15 06:37:49 PM  
Kiwi, Sent you a couple of things

Some of us lurkers aren't so bad ;-)
 
2013-07-15 06:42:09 PM  

Soulcatcher: Bathia- thank you very much for the TF.

It's probably been 7 or 8 years since I had TF. You are the one mod that I seem to see in most of the threads I post in (and as such, my favorite mod).

/with great power comes great responsibility

=]


:-)
 
2013-07-15 06:47:24 PM  

TinyFist: Teriaki:

One of our own (kiwimoogle84)

Who?


*peer*

*checks email inbox*

*frowny peer*
 
2013-07-15 07:23:30 PM  
Teriaki:
*frowny peer*

I keed, I keed. Chipped in.
 
2013-07-15 07:28:34 PM  

Teriaki: TinyFist: Teriaki:

One of our own (kiwimoogle84)

Who?

*peer*

*checks email inbox*

*frowny peer*


*throws arms around teriaki*
 
2013-07-15 07:43:08 PM  

kiwimoogle84: And thanks for the suggestion Birdman!


Now worries. I sent along some other stuff. Good luck with the kiddo. We're three months in and it's pretty great so far.
 
2013-07-15 07:52:11 PM  

kiwimoogle84: Teriaki: TinyFist: Teriaki:

One of our own (kiwimoogle84)

Who?

*peer*

*checks email inbox*

*frowny peer*

*throws arms around teriaki*


Squeeee! And I can't wait to meet her when you finally stop baking that baby!
 
2013-07-15 08:22:19 PM  

Huck Chaser: I don't give money to virtual stranger, but I'll gladly give gifts to cute little babies because.....BAAAABBIIIIEEEES.

4.bp.blogspot.com


What he said.

Just... let us know if you plan on 500 of em.  We'll need to hire financial planners.

/I feel great.
 
2013-07-15 08:24:29 PM  

kxs401: RexTalionis: Though I do not own cats, I have noticed that all cats like me. It's weird. It's like I'm human catnip.

Are you an Aes Sedai?


If all the cats around you keep disappearing, you may have a Brown with you.

/Hmm, I sense the need for a theme.
 
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