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2013-07-15 12:27:38 PM
Sent a little somethin-somethin', I hope it helps.
 
2013-07-15 12:27:51 PM

middleoftheday: Maybe try another boob drive.


Well it is going green
 
2013-07-15 12:27:56 PM
Have you considered setting up an amateur pregnant porn website to make money? I hear some guys are into that.
 
2013-07-15 12:28:19 PM
Hope this helps.

Good for you  Teriaki for getting this going and best of luck  kiwimoogle84.
 
2013-07-15 12:28:33 PM

KingoftheCheese: Although I have been a white knight this entire thread, I'm going to have to agree with those that say your registry is full of non-essential items. Your kid isn't going to need rattles to survive.


Just for that, I'm buying rattles when I get paid Friday.

Also, kiwi, have you contacted Catholic Charities or your hospital's financial aid dept? They've helped us in the past. And don't be afraid to use the local welfare office. That's what it's there for.
 
2013-07-15 12:28:37 PM

GladGirl: rappy: With such expensive hospital bills, it seems like maybe you don't have insurance... which why have a child with no insurance? If you do, you really need a better plan.

Even supposedly "good" plans can have astronomical out-of-pocket maxes. My Blue Shield 80/20 PPO carried a $4,500 out-of-pocket max, which in a normal year I wouldn't even get close to touching, but with a pregnancy/birth that cost $38,000, plus another $40-50,000 in pre-adjusted costs for a two-day stay in the NICU, I quickly hit the max. And the kicker is that they count the baby as a whole new person on the insurance, so he was subject to a $4,500 out-of-pocket max himself.


Holy crap, my insurance is amazingly awesome then.

Sincerely kiwi, I hope you got the assistance you needed.  Unfortunately I'm unable to help out currently.
 
2013-07-15 12:29:16 PM

fragMasterFlash: Sent a little somethin-somethin', I hope it helps.


These are my favorite posts in this type of thread.
 
2013-07-15 12:29:44 PM

RexTalionis: FunkOut: RexTalionis: Though I do not own cats, I have noticed that all cats like me. It's weird. It's like I'm human catnip.

Are you a warm person? Cats love my husband and he's always over heated. Like a living sunbeam.

I think I just secrete cat narcotics in my sweat.


Nip?
 
2013-07-15 12:29:45 PM

Starryeyes: When I have a baby, I'm going to put a pony on the registry.


Veronica Mars, is that your Fark account?
 
2013-07-15 12:30:12 PM
Kiwi,

YHM.
 
2013-07-15 12:30:33 PM
lactation porn probably pays pretty good.
 
2013-07-15 12:30:36 PM
you're*

damnit
 
2013-07-15 12:30:55 PM

rappy: Shaggydum80: I have to call and get her anti-anxiety medicine refilled today.

Anti-anxiety meds for a pet. My god.

And  Kwame just sort of blew my mind with that list of awful creatures. But I still stand by cats being in the top 2.


Yeah, she has issues with going right outside the litter box and with some aggression stuff sometimes. She's nothing compared to the ex's cat that I just mentioned in my other comment. That cat was on actual people Prozac. They just chopped up human Prozac into cat dose sized chunks. What's crazy is that he seemed to know it helped him and all you had to do was shake the bottle and he'd come running to get a pill shoved down his throat. My cat has to be on a topical version of medicine that gets rubbed into the ear because she flips out if you try to give her a pill.
 
2013-07-15 12:30:55 PM

rappy: Shaggydum80: I have to call and get her anti-anxiety medicine refilled today.

Anti-anxiety meds for a pet. My god.

And  Kwame just sort of blew my mind with that list of awful creatures. But I still stand by cats being in the top 2.


Spidercats.
 
2013-07-15 12:31:02 PM

namegoeshere: it was mumblemumble years ago


hahahahaha
 
2013-07-15 12:31:37 PM

FunkOut: RexTalionis: FunkOut: RexTalionis: Though I do not own cats, I have noticed that all cats like me. It's weird. It's like I'm human catnip.

Are you a warm person? Cats love my husband and he's always over heated. Like a living sunbeam.

I think I just secrete cat narcotics in my sweat.

Nip?


No, I don't secrete anything from my nipples.
 
2013-07-15 12:31:39 PM

KingoftheCheese: Have you considered setting up an amateur pregnant porn website to make money? I hear some guys are into that.


This.

Why beg on the Internet when you can do Internet porn instead?
 
2013-07-15 12:32:03 PM

wizden: lactation porn probably pays pretty good.


I was wondering when this would turn into a food thread.
 
2013-07-15 12:32:12 PM

FunkOut: Spidercats.


I am going to have nightmares for weeks. Have you no soul??
 
2013-07-15 12:32:18 PM

Shaggydum80: That cat was on actual people Prozac. They just chopped up human Prozac into cat dose sized chunks. What's crazy is that he seemed to know it helped him and all you had to do was shake the bottle and he'd come running to get a pill shoved down his throat.


Hahaha, wow.
 
2013-07-15 12:32:21 PM

wizden: Mrs.Sharpier: wizden: This is way better than that one weirdo with the f*cked up website begging us for rent money a couple times a year.

Or the candle girl. That was weird.

I don't remember the candle girl. Was that rent money too?


It felt more of a 'my friend has an imoperable brain tumor, if you buy my homemade candles I'll give some of the money to her' sorta deal.
 
2013-07-15 12:32:30 PM

Mr. Murder: So, am I the only one who doesn't like cats?


Yup , even I like cats
 
2013-07-15 12:32:48 PM

FunkOut: rappy: Shaggydum80: I have to call and get her anti-anxiety medicine refilled today.

Anti-anxiety meds for a pet. My god.

And  Kwame just sort of blew my mind with that list of awful creatures. But I still stand by cats being in the top 2.

Spidercats.


Spider....cats?


o.0
 
2013-07-15 12:33:05 PM

Aarontology: wizden: lactation porn probably pays pretty good.

I was wondering when this would turn into a food thread.


Right on time.
 
2013-07-15 12:33:16 PM
Lactation porn is just weird. I don't even like milk in my cereal all that much.
 
2013-07-15 12:33:56 PM
Hrm. I'm guessing some people have a case of the Mondays up in this b*tch.
 
2013-07-15 12:34:04 PM

imapirate: FunkOut: rappy: Shaggydum80: I have to call and get her anti-anxiety medicine refilled today.

Anti-anxiety meds for a pet. My god.

And  Kwame just sort of blew my mind with that list of awful creatures. But I still stand by cats being in the top 2.

Spidercats.

Spider....cats?


o.0


Spidercats.  Doing whatever a spidercat does.
 
2013-07-15 12:34:16 PM

Huck Chaser: You like boats, but not the ocean. You go to a lake in the summer with your family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place you used to crawl underneath to be alone. You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. You're very generous. You're kind to strangers and children, and when you stand in the snow you look like an angel.


I'm a god, not the God.
 
2013-07-15 12:34:33 PM

xanadian: imapirate: FunkOut: rappy: Shaggydum80: I have to call and get her anti-anxiety medicine refilled today.

Anti-anxiety meds for a pet. My god.

And  Kwame just sort of blew my mind with that list of awful creatures. But I still stand by cats being in the top 2.

Spidercats.

Spider....cats?


o.0

Spidercats.  Doing whatever a spidercat does.


Oh god. Run awayyyyyyyyy
 
2013-07-15 12:34:38 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Hrm. I'm guessing some people have a case of the Mondays up in this b*tch.


lol
 
2013-07-15 12:34:44 PM

KingoftheCheese: Lactation porn is just weird. I don't even like milk in my cereal all that much.


Then what do you like about pregnant porn? Veins?
 
2013-07-15 12:34:48 PM

KingoftheCheese: Lactation porn is just weird. I don't even like milk in my cereal all that much.


Larkin Love.

All I'll say.
 
2013-07-15 12:35:36 PM

megalynn44: kiwimoogle84: Though I need to look into a larger one I think- the one I have is only up to 14 lbs I believe.

zulily had a half-off ergobaby sale last week. Not sure if it's still going on.....


You're a zulily user? I also recommend checking out BabySteals and Totsy. I've gotten some amazing discount baby and maternity gear through those. And Amazon Mom is the absolute best for cheap diapers, and personally, I think Costco's house brand baby wipes cannot be beat. They remove even the tarriest, dried-on shiat.
I'll stop with the frugal-mom advice now.
 
2013-07-15 12:35:37 PM

Purple_Paramecium: Like someone upthread says even if its a scam, so what? I'm out $20, BFD.

You would be out one deluxe pizza with extra cheese and toppings. That would be a tragedy.
 
2013-07-15 12:35:37 PM

Tat'dGreaser: KingoftheCheese: Lactation porn is just weird. I don't even like milk in my cereal all that much.

Then what do you like about pregnant porn? Veins?


The belly.
 
2013-07-15 12:35:39 PM

KingoftheCheese: Lactation porn is just weird. I don't even like milk in my cereal all that much.


Dude. If you can't get a boner from some freshly blown out vagina shots and titties squirting milk everywhere I don't know how to help you.
 
2013-07-15 12:36:08 PM
I like you, kiwi and I wish you the best of luck but I hope you see now why some folks could benefit from socialized medicine. Sometimes things f*ck up and there ain't nothin' you can do about it.

Anyway I'd pitch in but life is currently kicking the sh*t out of me financially (and generally) too so I'll just send some positive vibes your way. Happy birthin' and healthy babby. ;-)
 
2013-07-15 12:36:11 PM

KingoftheCheese: The belly.


Like knowing there is a baby in there gets you worked up?
 
2013-07-15 12:36:33 PM

Tat'dGreaser: KingoftheCheese: Lactation porn is just weird. I don't even like milk in my cereal all that much.

Then what do you like about pregnant porn? Veins?


Its like driving someone elses car in a demolition derby.  The things already wrecked to hell so you just have fun, then give it back after you are satisfied.
 
2013-07-15 12:36:34 PM
Listen, I'm really sorry I'm not a handsome man who wants to talk to you about cars. But you don't have to get so upset.
 
2013-07-15 12:36:38 PM

kiwimoogle84: rappy: Some of you need to get off your high horses. It's not our fault your getting scammed into participating in a baby shower.

THIS BABY NEEDS YOSHI PLUSH TOYS, PEOPLE!

Would it help if I removed the stuff that was on my registry before my baby shower? If it would help you sleep better at night I will.


don't.  some people are just dicks.  you are a wonderful person who got the shiat end of the stick lately.  Don't let the assholes get to you.
 
2013-07-15 12:36:39 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Hrm. I'm guessing some people have a case of the Mondays up in this b*tch.


Questioning a person who is asking for money seems smart. Do you always just give your money to anyone who asks for it?
 
2013-07-15 12:36:52 PM

Tat'dGreaser: KingoftheCheese: Lactation porn is just weird. I don't even like milk in my cereal all that much.

Then what do you like about pregnant porn? Veins?


swollen ankles

someone mentioned the existence if hemorrhoids to me once

lets not judge lest we be judged
 
2013-07-15 12:37:10 PM
I'm popping back in to say thank you to those of you who have contributed or will be. Don't worry, I won't make a habit of asking for help for people on the internet, nor would I ever take advantage of this community's generosity.

For the cynics, I get it, really. I've got a pretty good "that's a load of bullsh*t" meter, and knowing kiwi, this ain't that kind of situation.

If you're really bothered and want to vent, go ahead and shoot me an email, I'm always happy to field hate mail.

LOVES YOUS!
 
2013-07-15 12:37:19 PM

Tat'dGreaser: KingoftheCheese: The belly.

Like knowing there is a baby in there gets you worked up?


Don't turn this into a pedo thing. I just like the shape of a pregnant woman's body. that's all there is to it.
 
2013-07-15 12:37:40 PM

here to help: I like you, kiwi and I wish you the best of luck but I hope you see now why some folks could benefit from socialized medicine. Sometimes things f*ck up and there ain't nothin' you can do about it.

Anyway I'd pitch in but life is currently kicking the sh*t out of me financially (and generally) too so I'll just send some positive vibes your way. Happy birthin' and healthy babby. ;-)


Good vibes are always appreciated. And thank you. :)
 
2013-07-15 12:37:58 PM

ami5000: CapeFearCadaver: Hrm. I'm guessing some people have a case of the Mondays up in this b*tch.

Questioning a person who is asking for money seems smart. Do you always just give your money to anyone who asks for it?


WHOOSH
 
2013-07-15 12:38:02 PM

Tat'dGreaser: KingoftheCheese: The belly.

Like knowing there is a baby in there gets you worked up?


the idea of poking the baby in its cranial softspot during intercourse is what gets some guys worked up
 
2013-07-15 12:38:13 PM

ami5000: Do you always just give your money to anyone who asks for it?


She is a hop, skip and a jump away from begging for money on TFD herself. I'm guessing she probably can't.
 
2013-07-15 12:38:30 PM

kiwimoogle84: here to help: I like you, kiwi and I wish you the best of luck but I hope you see now why some folks could benefit from socialized medicine. Sometimes things f*ck up and there ain't nothin' you can do about it.

Anyway I'd pitch in but life is currently kicking the sh*t out of me financially (and generally) too so I'll just send some positive vibes your way. Happy birthin' and healthy babby. ;-)

Good vibes are always appreciated. And thank you. :)


I didn't see a vibrator on your wishlist...
 
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