Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fox 11 Online)   Having solved the rest of the city's problems, Green Bay alderman wants to ban saggy pants. Judging from the local reaction, it's about as likely as banning halter tops or stupidity   (fox11online.com ) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Green Bay, halter top, Green Bay alderman, alderman wants, aldermen, stupidity, emotional reaction  
•       •       •

2079 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jul 2013 at 2:05 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-07-15 03:14:47 PM  
2 votes:
img2u.info

Flint passed this sort of thing a while back, solved all of our problems.

/ok, maybe not, but something needed to be done. FPD can't enforce prostitution laws, so the baggy pants get a pass for now
2013-07-15 02:24:38 PM  
2 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net
2013-07-15 02:15:47 PM  
2 votes:
Dont ban saggy pants. If you do How will I know who the criminals are? what next a ban on skittles
2013-07-15 05:42:37 PM  
1 vote:
Oblig:

files.g4tv.com
2013-07-15 04:57:22 PM  
1 vote:

eagles95: But yet Helga on Sundays is allowed to wear a cheese bra and daisy dukes to Lambeau and no one will bother her.


Blessings be upon her.

media.jrn.com
2013-07-15 04:24:40 PM  
1 vote:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-07-15 03:53:38 PM  
1 vote:
Ahh yes....Green Bay with problems of increased homeless, an increasing drug issue, and has an issue with younger adults moving out to the twin cities or Chicago  because there are no jobs here outside of the new CostCo or Cabellas, lets focus on the 1% of the population of our city that dresses like dopes. But yet Helga on Sundays is allowed to wear a cheese bra and daisy dukes to Lambeau and no one will bother her.
2013-07-15 02:45:21 PM  
1 vote:

Cotton Rinkenbolts: I see some of this has been covered, but I'll add my two cents. I'd be okay with this if, and only if, the following articles of clothing were also targeted:

- Jorts
- Any type of short worn with crew socks and tennis shoes
- Overweight men wearing tank tops or shirts with cut off sleeves
- Overweight women in yoga pants or any type of stirrup pants
- Polos with horizontal stripe patterns
- Any item of clothing with a camouflage pattern that is not specifically for hunting (i.e - a camouflage t-shirt with a Cabela's logo)

Seriously. I cringe more at the fact that most of the people I know in the surrounding Milwaukee area suburbs can't put together an outfit that doesn't include farking jorts worn with white crew socks and New Balance tennis shoes topped with a baseball hat. It's as if they require one of those items of clothing to survive. At least when I see saggy pants I can have a laugh about youth fashion statements and recall the days of tight rolling my jeans and wearing Hypercolor shirts.


Sooo, tight rolling jeans is out?

/embarrassingly unrolls pants
2013-07-15 02:33:18 PM  
1 vote:

ferretman: They should be left alone...after all those who emulate the prison population will definitely provide a positive influence in society and their surrounding communities.


 Wisconsin is already full of people who emulate the looks of Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein.
2013-07-15 02:27:53 PM  
1 vote:
They should be left alone...after all those who emulate the prison population will definitely provide a positive influence in society and their surrounding communities.
2013-07-15 02:14:02 PM  
1 vote:
Boyce says he's received emails from his constituents, alleging his ban on saggy pants is racially motivated. He says it's not.
Im willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on this, because for reference, heres a photo of Green Bays entire black population.

prod.images.packers.clubs.nflcdn.com
2013-07-15 02:07:06 PM  
1 vote:

BarkingUnicorn: What is the origin of this "fashion statement?"


Lack of a belt
 
Displayed 12 of 12 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report