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(Fox 11 Online)   Having solved the rest of the city's problems, Green Bay alderman wants to ban saggy pants. Judging from the local reaction, it's about as likely as banning halter tops or stupidity   (fox11online.com) divider line 11
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2013-07-15 08:38:27 PM
1 votes:
Watching an episode of Cops right now...

If it's not white trash smacking each other with baby wipe boxes, it's pants sagging pieces of shiat hollering, "What I do?" as a bag of crack is pulled from the knee level pants pocket.
2013-07-15 03:53:38 PM
1 votes:
Ahh yes....Green Bay with problems of increased homeless, an increasing drug issue, and has an issue with younger adults moving out to the twin cities or Chicago  because there are no jobs here outside of the new CostCo or Cabellas, lets focus on the 1% of the population of our city that dresses like dopes. But yet Helga on Sundays is allowed to wear a cheese bra and daisy dukes to Lambeau and no one will bother her.
2013-07-15 03:14:47 PM
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Flint passed this sort of thing a while back, solved all of our problems.

/ok, maybe not, but something needed to be done. FPD can't enforce prostitution laws, so the baggy pants get a pass for now
2013-07-15 02:47:51 PM
1 votes:
Saggy pants are good. How else are the muscular 250-lb gay men walking around out there supposed to know which lean and strapping 140-lb young men are willing to provide sexual servicing? I mean, hell, if the garage is open, pull the car in.

(Seriously, guys, how can that NOT be interpreted as a sign of sexual availability? I don't care what it means in prison.)
2013-07-15 02:44:08 PM
1 votes:

Cotton Rinkenbolts: I see some of this has been covered, but I'll add my two cents. I'd be okay with this if, and only if, the following articles of clothing were also targeted:

- Jorts
- Any type of short worn with crew socks and tennis shoes
- Overweight men wearing tank tops or shirts with cut off sleeves
- Overweight women in yoga pants or any type of stirrup pants
- Polos with horizontal stripe patterns
- Any item of clothing with a camouflage pattern that is not specifically for hunting (i.e - a camouflage t-shirt with a Cabela's logo)

Seriously. I cringe more at the fact that most of the people I know in the surrounding Milwaukee area suburbs can't put together an outfit that doesn't include farking jorts worn with white crew socks and New Balance tennis shoes topped with a baseball hat. It's as if they require one of those items of clothing to survive. At least when I see saggy pants I can have a laugh about youth fashion statements and recall the days of tight rolling my jeans and wearing Hypercolor shirts.


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2013-07-15 02:35:00 PM
1 votes:
Just know this, you wear droopy pants you are dressing like Justin Beiber.
2013-07-15 02:33:07 PM
1 votes:
I believe NJ just passed an ordiance along these lines.  My boys tried this a few times, I would walk by and pull their pants down.   Wherever we were.  I'm an equal opportunity embarasser (is that a word?) yeah that fad didn't last too long.
2013-07-15 02:17:08 PM
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JuggleGeek: There are already public indecency laws.  If those don't apply, then the government has no business acting as fashion police.

That being said, when you wear your pants around your knees, you look like a farking idiot, and I reserve the right to treat you like a farking idiot, or laugh at you, or make jokes at your expense.  What are you going to do, chase me down and beat me up?  You can't run, because you're a farking idiot who doesn't know how to dress yourself.


Pretty much.  I *like* people being able to wear whatever they want - however they want.  Oftentimes it gives subtle (or not so subtle) clues to their mental prowess and lets me avoid the idiots.

/not a 100% effective system, but it's a good start.
2013-07-15 02:15:47 PM
1 votes:
Dont ban saggy pants. If you do How will I know who the criminals are? what next a ban on skittles
2013-07-15 02:11:05 PM
1 votes:
There are already public indecency laws.  If those don't apply, then the government has no business acting as fashion police.

That being said, when you wear your pants around your knees, you look like a farking idiot, and I reserve the right to treat you like a farking idiot, or laugh at you, or make jokes at your expense.  What are you going to do, chase me down and beat me up?  You can't run, because you're a farking idiot who doesn't know how to dress yourself.
2013-07-15 02:07:06 PM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: What is the origin of this "fashion statement?"


Lack of a belt
 
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