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(Uproxx)   And that's why you always leave a note when you see a House Stark sigil on some random person's car   (uproxx.com) divider line 35
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2013-07-15 01:20:30 PM
Would it have killed them to actually shown the sigil on the car?  Come on now.
 
2013-07-15 01:24:33 PM
"Bend the knee or be destroyed, traitors."
 
2013-07-15 01:25:11 PM
Hodor?
 
2013-07-15 01:27:46 PM
A combo Game of Thrones and Arrested Development headline. Yep, I'm on the internet.
 
Skr
2013-07-15 01:31:57 PM
Aww, not a dubious "You know nothing Jon Snow"?
 
2013-07-15 01:35:55 PM
*snert*

+1 to napkin writer.
 
2013-07-15 01:38:19 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: *snert*

+1 to napkin writer.



It would have been better (i.e. funnier) if the note was written after having keyed the doors
 
2013-07-15 01:41:12 PM

browntimmy: A combo Game of Thrones and Arrested Development headline. Yep, I'm on the internet.


Arrested Westeros - enjoy.
 
2013-07-15 01:47:38 PM
Winter is coming. Get your tires changed.
 
2013-07-15 01:59:46 PM
A true Lannister would have pinned that note through a sidewall with a dagger.
 
2013-07-15 02:05:00 PM
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Yes, it would be totally worth it to keep a few of these in your car just in case you come across this with a pre-taped piece of paper on the shaft saying "The Lannister's send their regards".

If I was one to receive it, I would probably find it one of the coolest funniest things I've seen, but I'm a nerd.
 
2013-07-15 02:06:50 PM

Anderson's Pooper: A true Lannister would have pinned that note through a sidewall with a dagger.


A true Lannister would have slashed all four tires, set the car on fire, waited for the owner and stabbed him in the back, stolen his wallet, read his ID, and gone to his house to kill his whole family to ensure that it never happened again.

Well, Tywin would have. Tyrian would have popped another flagon and passed the cup around.

/probably spelled names wrong
//don't care
 
2013-07-15 02:11:15 PM

Scrotastic Method: Anderson's Pooper: A true Lannister would have pinned that note through a sidewall with a dagger.

A true Lannister would have slashed all four tires, set the car on fire, waited for the owner and stabbed him in the back, stolen his wallet, read his ID, and gone to his house to kill his whole family to ensure that it never happened again.

Well, Tywin would have. Tyrian would have popped another flagon and passed the cup around.

/probably spelled names wrong
//don't care


I thought he was straight?
 
2013-07-15 02:22:01 PM
THE NORTH REMEMBERSto change the oil
 
2013-07-15 02:29:18 PM
I saw Daenerys Targaryen pumping gas yesterday.  Same body type and same hair as the character, did not see any dragons.
 
2013-07-15 02:32:13 PM
Game of Thrones? On your home brew labels?  It's more likely than you think.

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2013-07-15 02:33:08 PM

Cheron: I saw Daenerys Targaryen pumping gas yesterday.  Same body type and same hair as the character, did not see any dragons.


Simple safety concern there... impulsive young drakes and open gas pump? You do the math.
 
2013-07-15 02:44:17 PM

Leo Bloom's Freakout: Cheron: I saw Daenerys Targaryen pumping gas yesterday.  Same body type and same hair as the character, did not see any dragons.

Simple safety concern there... impulsive young drakes and open gas pump? You do the math.


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2013-07-15 02:52:49 PM
"a little over a month after the red wedding"

the writer is such a big fan but doesn't know about the books?
 
2013-07-15 02:54:01 PM
I love this comment from TFA:

"I want to see a minivan with a House of Craster sticker, and then one of those stick-figure families that's just a dad and forty-three daughters."
 
2013-07-15 03:04:07 PM

MichiganFTL: Scrotastic Method: Anderson's Pooper: A true Lannister would have pinned that note through a sidewall with a dagger.

A true Lannister would have slashed all four tires, set the car on fire, waited for the owner and stabbed him in the back, stolen his wallet, read his ID, and gone to his house to kill his whole family to ensure that it never happened again.

Well, Tywin would have. Tyrian would have popped another flagon and passed the cup around.

/probably spelled names wrong
//don't care

I thought he was straight?


Typo. It should've read "pooped another dragon." "Pooping the dragon" is a term used to describe the morning after a night of cheap mead and Taco Bell.
 
2013-07-15 03:05:25 PM
What is the response to a bumper sticker or decal that says, "My name is Reek"?

A bloody, tattered piece of skin onto which is carved, "It rhymes with meek".
 
2013-07-15 03:13:44 PM

aevorea: What is the response to a bumper sticker or decal that says, "My name is Reek"?

A bloody, tattered piece of skin onto which is carved, "It rhymes with meek".


A hot dog taped to the windshield?
 
2013-07-15 03:27:54 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: aevorea: What is the response to a bumper sticker or decal that says, "My name is Reek"?

A bloody, tattered piece of skin onto which is carved, "It rhymes with meek".

A hot dog taped to the windshield?


That'll work.
 
2013-07-15 03:28:46 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: aevorea: What is the response to a bumper sticker or decal that says, "My name is Reek"?

A bloody, tattered piece of skin onto which is carved, "It rhymes with meek".

A hot dog taped to the windshield?


Or, to really piss off the surrogate parents, a hot direwolf.
 
2013-07-15 03:37:51 PM
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To truly give a proper Lannister regard, one would have to do a full rendition of the Aristocrats: as performed by ::: Jamie banging his sister doggy style, while he pierces the stomach of a young boy... all while being smothered by Tyrion who is pouring fresh milk and butter from a round jug that is larger than his body.
 
2013-07-15 03:48:31 PM
Pretty awesome.
 
2013-07-15 04:39:41 PM

Cheron: I saw Daenerys Targaryen pumping gas yesterday.  Same body type and same hair as the character, did not see any dragons.


Prefers her gas unsullied.
 
2013-07-15 05:01:59 PM

KellyX: Hodor?



Hodor.
 
2013-07-15 05:38:53 PM

StoPPeRmobile: KellyX: Hodor?


Hodor. Hodor


FTFHodor
 
2013-07-15 07:13:29 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: StoPPeRmobile: KellyX: Hodor?


Hodor. Hodor

FTFHodor



Took a sec to get WTF you were talking about.

hodor
 
2013-07-15 07:40:15 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Cheron: I saw Daenerys Targaryen pumping gas yesterday.  Same body type and same hair as the character, did not see any dragons.

Prefers her gas unsullied.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-15 08:18:21 PM

PsyLord: Would it have killed them to actually shown the sigil on the car?  Come on now.


Don't give GRRM ideas. He still has a handful of characters to kill first.
 
2013-07-16 07:28:59 AM

PsyLord: Would it have killed them to actually shown the sigil on the car?  Come on now.


Yeah, like the guy in the $10,000 suit is going to have time to post a sigil.
 
2013-07-16 09:25:57 AM

mcmnky: "a little over a month after the red wedding"

the writer is such a big fan but doesn't know about the books?


A competent writer writes to his audience. What is to be accomplished by citing a over-long, unfinished, dry piece of tripe that is nigh-unreadable?

/I not keed
/not
 
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