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(SeattlePI)   "Hi, I'd like a grande mocha soy latte, a knee to the stomach and a tasering for stalking you, please"   (seattlepi.com) divider line 37
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2013-07-15 12:40:32 PM  
Should have had a gun
 
2013-07-15 12:40:49 PM  
That;s why I never get what I want, I don't know how to order.
 
2013-07-15 12:45:22 PM  
We told you.. we freaking TOLD you .. DON'T STALK HANNALORE! She is armed!

/they never listen.

//Into the spider-zone with you.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-15 12:46:12 PM  
Charlie?!?
 
2013-07-15 12:46:13 PM  
i.i.cbsi.com
She's asking for it.
 
2013-07-15 12:46:36 PM  
You know, it's stories like this that make a single guy feel better about his love life..

//"hey, at least I'm not stalking someone!"
 
2013-07-15 12:48:34 PM  
usually I have to pay extra for that
 
2013-07-15 12:48:57 PM  
He did this for two years. That was probably pretty frightening for her. The mentality of stalkers eludes me. Guess that's a good thing.
 
2013-07-15 12:49:52 PM  
slice his balls off.
 
2013-07-15 12:50:47 PM  
He's obviously in love, wtf is her problem?
 
2013-07-15 12:51:06 PM  
This boy needs about five years of group therapy from his cellmates.
 
2013-07-15 12:51:53 PM  
I'll never get over grande mocha.
 
2013-07-15 12:54:45 PM  

Shadow Blasko: We told you.. we freaking TOLD you .. DON'T STALK HANNALORE! She is armed!

/they never listen.

//Into the spider-zone with you.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 667x372]


Was the stalker secretly a beetle?

/One in four people are.
 
2013-07-15 12:58:06 PM  

Dimensio: Shadow Blasko: We told you.. we freaking TOLD you .. DON'T STALK HANNALORE! She is armed!

/they never listen.

//Into the spider-zone with you.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 667x372]

Was the stalker secretly a beetle?

/One in four people are.


Go get some sleep

/He apparently wrote this weeks entire storyboard this morning. Can't wait to read it.
 
2013-07-15 12:58:50 PM  

Shadow Blasko: We told you.. we freaking TOLD you .. DON'T STALK HANNALORE! She is armed!

/they never listen.

//Into the spider-zone with you.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 667x372]


It's not so much that she's armed as it is she's always in immediate communication with a space station who is always armed and cares very deeply about her.
 
2013-07-15 01:00:48 PM  
lol $500,000 bail for stalking.... yeeeeah they arent letting you out any time soon bro.
 
2013-07-15 01:03:28 PM  
A barista worth stalking:

images3.static-bluray.com
 
2013-07-15 01:03:35 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Shadow Blasko: We told you.. we freaking TOLD you .. DON'T STALK HANNALORE! She is armed!

/they never listen.

//Into the spider-zone with you.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 667x372]

It's not so much that she's armed as it is she's always in immediate communication with a space station who is always armed and cares very deeply about her.


Actually she is. She has a taser, bear mace, and (at one point) a telescoping baton in her purse.

/It takes time for Dad to get the space station in position to drop a tungsten rod on an attacker
 
2013-07-15 01:04:48 PM  

Shadow Blasko: The My Little Pony Killer: Shadow Blasko: We told you.. we freaking TOLD you .. DON'T STALK HANNALORE! She is armed!

/they never listen.

//Into the spider-zone with you.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 667x372]

It's not so much that she's armed as it is she's always in immediate communication with a space station who is always armed and cares very deeply about her.

Actually she is. She has a taser, bear mace, and (at one point) a telescoping baton in her purse.

/It takes time for Dad to get the space station in position to drop a tungsten rod on an attacker


Dammit, I am NOT going to go through all the archives for this comic AGAIN.
 
2013-07-15 01:13:19 PM  
emrl.com
 
2013-07-15 01:13:22 PM  
I used to get stalked at my old job.
By teenaged girls.
I am so glad I quit.
 
2013-07-15 01:18:56 PM  
Maybe he should try decaf.
 
2013-07-15 01:19:08 PM  
I'll never be over Mocha Grande.
 
2013-07-15 01:19:51 PM  
There's clearly a  lot more to this story than they're letting on...
How did he get her phone number? How many friends does she have on facebook and does she post details about her life on it?

Half truths are deceiving...
 
2013-07-15 01:22:17 PM  

dryknife: I'll never get over grande mocha.


Bah, I didn't see your post.  Great minds, I guess.
 
2013-07-15 01:22:54 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: He's obviously in love, wtf is her problem?


THIS. She's just playing hard to get. Prick tease.
 
2013-07-15 01:24:01 PM  
Make sure he has a problem getting in the police car, "Watch your head, sir" OW! "Watch your head, sir" bang "Watch your head, sir"  thud "Watch your head, sir"
 
2013-07-15 01:26:24 PM  

boarch: There's clearly a  lot more to this story than they're letting on...
How did he get her phone number? How many friends does she have on facebook and does she post details about her life on it?


Was she one of our popular bikini barista's....?
 
2013-07-15 01:30:18 PM  
I was told in the zimmerman threads that there is no such thing as stalking and following somebody is completely legal.
 
2013-07-15 01:30:53 PM  

Shadow Blasko: Dimensio: Shadow Blasko: We told you.. we freaking TOLD you .. DON'T STALK HANNALORE! She is armed!

/they never listen.

//Into the spider-zone with you.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 667x372]

Was the stalker secretly a beetle?

/One in four people are.

Go get some sleep

/He apparently wrote this weeks entire storyboard this morning. Can't wait to read it.


Well, that's hopefully good, because the last arc was rubbish.
 
2013-07-15 01:34:47 PM  

Warlordtrooper: I was told in the zimmerman threads that there is no such thing as stalking and following somebody is completely legal.


This should help:
https://www.google.com/search?q=define+follow

https://www.google.com/search?q=define+stalk
 
2013-07-15 01:36:28 PM  
Has anyone considered that perhaps they should get this gentleman the mental health care he obviously desperately needs rather than hiding him in a box for 2 years and then letting him out to continue being a danger to others?

Anyone?

Oh, right.  This is America.  Lock 'em up with the rapists and murderers with no proper psychiatric care or meds.  That always helps with mental illness.
 
2013-07-15 01:46:18 PM  
They finally caught Charlie?
www.tvmoviedepot.com
 
2013-07-15 02:22:50 PM  

Shadow Blasko: We told you.. we freaking TOLD you .. DON'T STALK HANNALORE! She is armed!

/they never listen.

//Into the spider-zone with you.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 667x372]


please, there's an emily storyline today, not hannelore.
 
2013-07-15 03:05:38 PM  

Freudian_slipknot: Has anyone considered that perhaps they should get this gentleman the mental health care he obviously desperately needs rather than hiding him in a box for 2 years and then letting him out to continue being a danger to others?

Anyone?

Oh, right.  This is America.  Lock 'em up with the rapists and murderers with no proper psychiatric care or meds.  That always helps with mental illness.


Valid point.

TFA doesn't mention whether MH services were required as a condition of his prior release (probably did). If he refuses, the only other option is to put him in jail long enough to (maybe) wake him up.  Given the super high bond, the Judge guesses he's a significant danger to the young lady.
 
2013-07-15 03:07:07 PM  

Freudian_slipknot: Has anyone considered that perhaps they should get this gentleman the mental health care he obviously desperately needs rather than hiding him in a box for 2 years and then letting him out to continue being a danger to others?

Anyone?

Oh, right.  This is America.  Lock 'em up with the rapists and murderers with no proper psychiatric care or meds.  That always helps with mental illness.


You have a point there, but stalkers can really ruin people's lives. and it's easier to administer a beating to get a stalker to stop harassing a victim than it is to get the perp to seek (and afford) mental health care. Sure, a beating will give the victim relief, but the stalker will usually take a short break and then find somebody else to bother.

\knows of several cases where physical violence on the stalker made said stalker disappear temporarily
\\and later they'd resurface stalking somebody else
 
2013-07-16 12:07:34 AM  
Is not stalking the language of his people?


/Anyone noticed how so many of the creepers seem to be Latinos?
//You're going to miss us Anglos when we're gone, ladies
 
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