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2013-07-15 10:47:46 AM
 
2013-07-15 10:55:57 AM
OMG there was so much wrong with that video. If a Black Bear attacks you, playing dead will only get you eaten. There is a world of difference in what will save your life against a Black Bear vs. a Grizzly. The Grizzly is a hunter/carnivore, The Black Bear is an Omnivore/carrion eater.
 
2013-07-15 10:59:44 AM
Ho Lee Fuk what is with "news" agencies lately?  Disappointed she didn't put bells on her toes.
 
2013-07-15 11:07:34 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-15 11:10:56 AM

Buggar: Ho Lee Fuk


I see what you did there, but this isn't a werewolf thread.
 
2013-07-15 11:12:11 AM
Pepper spray & little bells?
 
2013-07-15 11:17:45 AM
 
2013-07-15 11:19:35 AM

MarkEC: OMG there was so much wrong with that video. If a Black Bear attacks you, playing dead will only get you eaten. There is a world of difference in what will save your life against a Black Bear vs. a Grizzly. The Grizzly is a hunter/carnivore, The Black Bear is an Omnivore/carrion eater.


I second what you just said. When I heard her say "massive 300lb" bear I was like "WTF?" That's a tiny little thing. I ran into one a few weeks ago and tried chasing it around the neighborhood. Fast little farker.

But yeah, black bears are like scared cats. Stomp your foot, or act like another predator and they'll run off.

Grizz? Best taken with a 308, 30-06, or similar... at 200+ yards. Apache helicopters or an Abrams also works well.

i.imgur.com
/"Massive" 200-250lb bear that ran like hell when I tried to get close for a better picture.
//As Blushing Wall Flower said, "That is not a bear. That is a llama."
 
2013-07-15 11:24:48 AM
24.media.tumblr.com

/wish I could find the video
 
2013-07-15 11:26:59 AM
Throwing your shoe at it will cut your running speed in half.
 
2013-07-15 11:28:32 AM
I always wondered if you could simply get behind a big tree and shadow the bear so it could not get to you directly.  I don't want to try it out.
 
2013-07-15 11:38:32 AM
Local news has the quality of a high school production.
 
2013-07-15 11:40:46 AM
She forgot the part about offering the bear a PB&J sandwich.  Bears will leave you alone if you feed them.  Trust me.  I read it on the internets.
 
2013-07-15 11:59:22 AM

Damnaged: MarkEC: OMG there was so much wrong with that video. If a Black Bear attacks you, playing dead will only get you eaten. There is a world of difference in what will save your life against a Black Bear vs. a Grizzly. The Grizzly is a hunter/carnivore, The Black Bear is an Omnivore/carrion eater.

I second what you just said. When I heard her say "massive 300lb" bear I was like "WTF?" That's a tiny little thing. I ran into one a few weeks ago and tried chasing it around the neighborhood. Fast little farker.

But yeah, black bears are like scared cats. Stomp your foot, or act like another predator and they'll run off.

Grizz? Best taken with a 308, 30-06, or similar... at 200+ yards. Apache helicopters or an Abrams also works well.

[i.imgur.com image 850x478]
/"Massive" 200-250lb bear that ran like hell when I tried to get close for a better picture.
//As Blushing Wall Flower said, "That is not a bear. That is a llama."


o_O oh hai.

Dang skippy! That's a llama.
 
2013-07-15 12:04:05 PM

Damnaged: Grizz? Best taken with a 308, 30-06, or similar... at 200+ yards. Apache helicopters or an Abrams also works well.


memphisport.com

Grizz frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2013-07-15 12:07:30 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: Damnaged: MarkEC: OMG there was so much wrong with that video. If a Black Bear attacks you, playing dead will only get you eaten. There is a world of difference in what will save your life against a Black Bear vs. a Grizzly. The Grizzly is a hunter/carnivore, The Black Bear is an Omnivore/carrion eater.

I second what you just said. When I heard her say "massive 300lb" bear I was like "WTF?" That's a tiny little thing. I ran into one a few weeks ago and tried chasing it around the neighborhood. Fast little farker.

But yeah, black bears are like scared cats. Stomp your foot, or act like another predator and they'll run off.

Grizz? Best taken with a 308, 30-06, or similar... at 200+ yards. Apache helicopters or an Abrams also works well.

[i.imgur.com image 850x478]
/"Massive" 200-250lb bear that ran like hell when I tried to get close for a better picture.
//As Blushing Wall Flower said, "That is not a bear. That is a llama."

o_O oh hai.

Dang skippy! That's a llama.


I laughed hysterically for about 10 minutes when I first read that comment.
 
2013-07-15 12:13:57 PM
300lbs? Massive?  This is out of Canada I take it?


/came for the KiTHall reference, satisfied.
 
2013-07-15 12:17:07 PM
I have a better technique -- big gun.
 
2013-07-15 03:59:04 PM
Just remember, you are fine as long as you can outrun your buddies.
 
2013-07-15 06:34:02 PM
But remember, stay calm.
 
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