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(Denver Channel)   Wal-Mart seeks to repair its relationship with women by allowing them to give birth in their toilets after making them work free over-time   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 34
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2013-07-15 10:59:33 AM
Did she have her ass glued to the toilet seat at the time?
 
2013-07-15 11:01:42 AM
lifeisastoryblog.com
 
2013-07-15 11:06:55 AM
Don't think Wal-Mart pays enough? Work somewhere else.

Problem solved!
 
2013-07-15 11:07:18 AM
Wet cleanup, ladies rest room.

Hopefully, when your first view of life is a Walmart toilet, it can only get better after that... right?
 
2013-07-15 11:09:34 AM
Babies are actually born purple. They pink up as the placenta starts shutting down and they switch over to air breathing. So you don't need to give a newborn CPR unless they have no muscle tone after birth. And actually CPR on a newborn can be dangerous and even deadly if you don't know what you're doing.
 
2013-07-15 11:21:26 AM
Boy was the security guard who thought she was shoplifting red faced.....
 
2013-07-15 11:22:22 AM
I'll just leave this:

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-15 11:22:34 AM

SevenizGud: Don't think Wal-Mart pays enough? Work somewhere else.

Problem solved!


i1.sndcdn.com
 
2013-07-15 11:23:04 AM

boarch:


No more than 25 customers per lane.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-15 11:23:12 AM

SevenizGud: Don't think Wal-Mart pays enough? Work somewhere else.

Problem solved!


Because there is a vast array of jobs available after Wal-Mart comes in and destroys all the good small business jobs.

PPPPlease.
 
2013-07-15 11:23:51 AM

SevenizGud: Don't think Wal-Mart pays enough? Work somewhere else.

Problem solved!


Are you an asshole in real life? Or do you just play one on Fark?
 
2013-07-15 11:28:39 AM
In case this type of behavior comes to a shock to anyone:

http://walmart1percent.org/
 
2013-07-15 11:29:16 AM
Presumably the baby is now legal property of Wal-Mart.
 
2013-07-15 11:29:59 AM
Capitalism grows and self-perpetuates for the growth and self-perpetuation of Capitalism, not for anything or anyone else...not even capitalists.
 
2013-07-15 11:37:08 AM
Did they stamp a bar code its head?
 
2013-07-15 11:39:04 AM
www.theblindcard.com
 
2013-07-15 11:40:29 AM

SevenizGud: Don't think Wal-Mart pays enough? Work somewhere else.

Problem solved!


Meh. Walmart is just a giant warehouse of other companies' shiat like any other big box retailer. Just not market specific, like hardware or groceries. Not defending their policies or choice to pay people $4 an hour less than they could but I do know of a couple people that managed to get away from the cash registers up into store management and make decent incomes. Not six figures obviously, but not $12/hr either. And unfortunately, in numerous places, WalFart is the only place that has any work, or sit on welfare because you're stuck where you're at.

But sweety, if you're in labor GO TO THE FARKING HOSPITAL, not the toilet.
 
2013-07-15 11:47:30 AM
Great, another kid on welfare because no one at Wal-Mart can get 40 hours and a good paycheck.
 
2013-07-15 11:50:30 AM

d23: SevenizGud: Don't think Wal-Mart pays enough? Work somewhere else.

Problem solved!

Because there is a vast array of jobs available after Wal-Mart comes in and destroys all the good small business jobs.

PPPPlease.


Ah, nothing like talking points that were debunked a decade ago!
 
2013-07-15 11:58:01 AM
Ironic tag, huh?

Care to explain why, submitter?
 
2013-07-15 12:08:42 PM

fanbladesaresharp: SevenizGud: Don't think Wal-Mart pays enough? Work somewhere else.

Problem solved!

Meh. Walmart is just a giant warehouse of other companies' shiat like any other big box retailer. Just not market specific, like hardware or groceries. Not defending their policies or choice to pay people $4 an hour less than they could but I do know of a couple people that managed to get away from the cash registers up into store management and make decent incomes. Not six figures obviously, but not $12/hr either. And unfortunately, in numerous places, WalFart is the only place that has any work, or sit on welfare because you're stuck where you're at.

But sweety, if you're in labor GO TO THE FARKING HOSPITAL, not the toilet.


The hospital will cost more money than she will make in 5 years.  The toilet is free.  If she wants that kid to actually wear clothes not found out of the donation bin in front of goodwill then she better stick to the toilet.
 
2013-07-15 12:12:17 PM
Why does everybody hate Walmart so much?

Show me another store where I can pick up some t-shirts and a couple pairs of Dickies for work... golf balls... a new PS3 game... a couple Blu-Rays... a gallon of Milk... several boxes of shotgun shells... 5 quarts of motor oil... a bottle of RV holding tank deodorizer... two cartons of Camels... a 100' garden hose... couple boxes of Triscuits... and a few cans of Tuna...

and I'll shop there.
 
2013-07-15 01:02:56 PM
Not to defend Wally World, but the mother was a customer.  A Wal-Mart employee helped give immediate aid since neither Mom nor Grandma knew what to do.
 
2013-07-15 01:05:59 PM

orclover: fanbladesaresharp: SevenizGud: Don't think Wal-Mart pays enough? Work somewhere else.

Problem solved!

Meh. Walmart is just a giant warehouse of other companies' shiat like any other big box retailer. Just not market specific, like hardware or groceries. Not defending their policies or choice to pay people $4 an hour less than they could but I do know of a couple people that managed to get away from the cash registers up into store management and make decent incomes. Not six figures obviously, but not $12/hr either. And unfortunately, in numerous places, WalFart is the only place that has any work, or sit on welfare because you're stuck where you're at.

But sweety, if you're in labor GO TO THE FARKING HOSPITAL, not the toilet.

The hospital will cost more money than she will make in 5 years.  The toilet is free.  If she wants that kid to actually wear clothes not found out of the donation bin in front of goodwill then she better stick to the toilet.


I'm glad you assume someone else is going to pay for it. And wipe a few butts and the occasional placenta.  hope my sarcasm meter is broke today. She should have waited for O-care exchanges to kick in before getting pregnant, then it'll all be free.
 
2013-07-15 01:17:14 PM

fanbladesaresharp: I'm glad you assume someone else is going to pay for it. And wipe a few butts and the occasional placenta. hope my sarcasm meter is broke today. She should have waited for O-care exchanges to kick in before getting pregnant, then it'll all be free.



Asking people, any people, to have sex responsibly is like asking mountains to not be so tall, for the sky to not drop rain.  People will fark, women will get pregnant, and if they dont have the means to handle the situation then horrible things will happen.  No law in the world will stop it.  No hope, prayer or speech will even slow it down.  The sooner we as a society accept that fact the sooner we can put things in place to mitigate the damage done to our fellow human beings.

Or we can just keep screaming at people women knock it off. Lets see how that works out.
 
2013-07-15 01:19:29 PM

boarch:


The lack of open registers is the main reason I essentially dont shop wally world anymore. The cheap chinese made crap is pretty much par for the course everywhere now, and I'm amoral enough to not care how they treat thier employees, but I wont tolerate them treating me the customer like crap.
 
2013-07-15 01:24:04 PM
Give birth in a bathroom?  THEY DOCK YA!

i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-15 01:34:18 PM
RTA - didn't see any reference to free overtime
 
2013-07-15 01:34:19 PM

Chariset: Not to defend Wally World, but the mother was a customer. A Wal-Mart employee helped give immediate aid since neither Mom nor Grandma knew what to do.


Though it will be interesting to see if the employee gets docked or punished in some way.
 
2013-07-15 02:27:05 PM
Self-righteous liberals MUST protest Walmart working conditions because the employees are to ignorant to do it themselves/get other jobs.

/amirite?
 
2013-07-15 03:21:43 PM

Lee451: /amirite?


No, but then that's not surprising.
 
2013-07-15 04:52:46 PM

SevenizGud: Don't think Wal-Mart pays enough? Work somewhere else.

Problem solved!


That's not the issue regarding WalMart wages, shiat-fer-brains. The ongoing issue, one that WalMart has been CONVICTED of several times, is requiring employees to clock out and then demanding they continue to work OFF THE CLOCK. This is illegal in every state. It is also illegal in every state, to compel such by threat or implied threat that refusing to work off the clock will result in losing your job.

Solution? Execute or imprison WalMart board members. Continue to do so until they force their managers to obey the law. Fines will not matter. It's not the board members' money. Punishments must be scaled according to ability to "absorb" a punishment.

WalMart doesn't want its board members to be killed or go to prison? They can OBEY THE LAW. Problem solved.
 
2013-07-15 05:47:45 PM

orclover: fanbladesaresharp: I'm glad you assume someone else is going to pay for it. And wipe a few butts and the occasional placenta. hope my sarcasm meter is broke today. She should have waited for O-care exchanges to kick in before getting pregnant, then it'll all be free.


Asking people, any people, to have sex responsibly is like asking mountains to not be so tall, for the sky to not drop rain.  People will fark, women will get pregnant, and if they dont have the means to handle the situation then horrible things will happen.  No law in the world will stop it.  No hope, prayer or speech will even slow it down.  The sooner we as a society accept that fact the sooner we can put things in place to mitigate the damage done to our fellow human beings.

Or we can just keep screaming at people women knock it off. Lets see how that works out.


You aren't giving any answers of your own here. Lets see them.
 
2013-07-15 06:39:34 PM

fanbladesaresharp: orclover: fanbladesaresharp: I'm glad you assume someone else is going to pay for it. And wipe a few butts and the occasional placenta. hope my sarcasm meter is broke today. She should have waited for O-care exchanges to kick in before getting pregnant, then it'll all be free.


Asking people, any people, to have sex responsibly is like asking mountains to not be so tall, for the sky to not drop rain.  People will fark, women will get pregnant, and if they dont have the means to handle the situation then horrible things will happen.  No law in the world will stop it.  No hope, prayer or speech will even slow it down.  The sooner we as a society accept that fact the sooner we can put things in place to mitigate the damage done to our fellow human beings.

Or we can just keep screaming at people women knock it off. Lets see how that works out.

You aren't giving any answers of your own here. Lets see them.


There are no answers, only acceptance.  Once you have accepted that the current solutions will never solve the problem you can move on to damage control.  The world is doomed.  Accept that.  Try to make everybody comfortable and pray that we all die quickly and relatively pain free.  I would ask that we all band together like a giant colony of super-ants and try to dominate/colonize the universe but that is a pipe dream.

If you cant bring yourself to accept facts then I suggest going to church where you will find other like minded individuals and together with the power of prayer you might prove fools like me are wrong as I slowly slide into hell.  Church can also provide added smugness.
 
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