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(The New York Times)   Top sprinters test positive for drugs. One even tested positive for murder, murder most foul   ( divider line
    More: Repeat, Sydney Olympics, relay team, drug tests, LaShawn Merritt, Justin Gatlin, cat-and-mouse game, Jamaicans, world records  
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2013-07-15 01:27:45 PM  
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SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: You don't usually see men that talk run fast.

2016's going to be a sprinter's duel between Teller, Silent Bob, and Marcel Marceaux.
2013-07-15 10:44:33 AM  
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I want to be a track and field athlete from little nation with no team.  I'd go to the olympics run a 16 second 100M and a four hour marathon and in about ten years everyone else will have been disqualified and I'll get both gold medals by default.
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