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(New York Magazine)   I don't want to alarm any of you, but there's a crazy, bi-polar rabbi pulling people over in New York, claims their taillights need to be half off   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, taillights, impersonating a police officer  
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3567 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jul 2013 at 10:11 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-15 10:13:09 AM  
Doesn't that count as impersonating a law enforcement officer?
2013-07-15 10:15:18 AM  
2013-07-15 10:16:13 AM
2013-07-15 10:20:03 AM  
Half off? Look, so you're a Rabbi. Not for my mother would I be taking half off. Fifteen per cent off, and if that's not good enough for you, take your money and stick it up your tuches, bubbe.
2013-07-15 10:21:07 AM  
He's rabbid about motoring offences.
2013-07-15 10:22:29 AM  
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi pull over a car...
2013-07-15 10:22:42 AM  
Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids.
2013-07-15 10:23:30 AM  
But seriously, does anybody expect anything different from yet another religious thug?
2013-07-15 10:24:39 AM  
A bi-polar rabbit?
2013-07-15 10:54:59 AM  
Has he tried cutting off the tip of the tailpipes or is that the bi-polar mohel?
2013-07-15 11:07:18 AM  
FTFA: 'he remains on staff at Congregation Sulam Yaakov in Larchmont, which said of their rabbi, "No comment. That's his personal life." '

Catholics have a  lot to learn
2013-07-15 11:12:07 AM  
Aaah, but he's cheap. They ought to hire him.
2013-07-15 11:34:13 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Aaah, but he's cheap. They ought to hire him.

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Did you find the place alright?


Did I find it alright? I mean could you send me to a more dangerous neighborhood? I'm dreading walking back to the subway, someone shouldn't crack me over the head and steal my bag, because I'll be lying there on the street in this neighborhood and people will spit on me and empty my pockets. I'll lie in the gutter like a bum, like a dog, like a mutt, like an animal! God forbid someone should help me or call an ambulance. No, that's too much trouble to pick up a phone and press a few buttons. Ahh! What's the point.
2013-07-15 12:39:36 PM  

Millennium: Doesn't that count as impersonating a law enforcement officer?

Eh. If I remember right, you have to gain something material from the impersonation, or deprive someone else of something. Just claiming to be something you're not is a crime. Driving up next to someone and flashing a courtesy shield (that's what it looked like in the picture I saw) and telling them to pull over runs right up against the line, I think, but doesn't cross it.

/$0.02, etc.
2013-07-15 12:45:40 PM  
This joker is going to get himself beat to death with a tire iron.
2013-07-15 12:58:31 PM  
Rabbi Alfredo
2013-07-15 02:27:28 PM  
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