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(US Magazine)   Honey Boo Boo reveals her "cup a fart" wrestling move to a drooling audience   (usmagazine.com) divider line 51
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2013-07-15 10:35:31 AM
Just remember folks, for every top notch attention whore there is a legion of 'producers' willing to exploit said dumbass for profit.
 
2013-07-15 11:32:23 AM
The correct term is "Cup-A-Stink".
 
2013-07-15 11:34:56 AM
 
2013-07-15 11:35:23 AM
Was it scratch and smell?


/Just barfed a little
 
2013-07-15 11:35:30 AM
It's the whole "Car Crash" factor as far as why people (like me and Mr mafiageek) watch this stuff.

When we watch "honey boo boo",we see a loving family (albeit MAJORLY white trash) that gives back to the community (see: Christmas episodes). And after I watch it, I suddenly have a fire up my ass to clean the kitchen and Mr mafiageek will actually help me out, lol! So yeah, it's good, trashy fun. Why not sit back and enjoy it.
 
2013-07-15 11:39:33 AM

mafiageek1980: Why not sit back and enjoy it.


Because I will not sit back and enjoy being intellectually raped.
 
2013-07-15 11:44:05 AM

midigod: mafiageek1980: Why not sit back and enjoy it.

Because I will not sit back and enjoy being intellectually raped.


Just lay back and think of Newton.
 
2013-07-15 11:44:18 AM

midigod: mafiageek1980: Why not sit back and enjoy it.

Because I will not sit back and enjoy being intellectually raped.



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2013-07-15 11:44:35 AM

midigod: mafiageek1980: Why not sit back and enjoy it.

Because I will not sit back and enjoy being intellectually raped.


Good point, but that's when we balance it out with educational shows/documentaries so we save our brains. Besides, mrmafiageek1980 has a masters in English and most of his books take up our apartment. So yeah, we got plenty of intellectual food as well as trashy side dishes, so to speak.
 
2013-07-15 11:45:58 AM

bdub77: Just remember folks, for every top notch attention whore there is a legion of 'producers' willing to exploit said dumbass for profit.


Producers are just the middlemen; don't blame them. Without viewers, garbage programs like this wouldn't exist.
 
2013-07-15 11:47:39 AM
http://www.gcwpro.com/roster/

This promotion looks pretty bad.
 
2013-07-15 11:49:24 AM

gameshowhost: bdub77: Just remember folks, for every top notch attention whore there is a legion of 'producers' willing to exploit said dumbass for profit.

Producers are just the middlemen; don't blame them. Without viewers, garbage programs like this wouldn't exist.


Bingo! Just because they CREATE the monster, doesn't mean it will get "fed"/kept alive, so to speak.
 
2013-07-15 11:58:46 AM
I figured cup-a-fart was a side dish with the sketti.
 
2013-07-15 11:59:06 AM

mafiageek1980: It's the whole "Car Crash" factor as far as why people (like me and Mr mafiageek) watch this stuff.

When we watch "honey boo boo",we see a loving family (albeit MAJORLY white trash) that gives back to the community (see: Christmas episodes). And after I watch it, I suddenly have a fire up my ass to clean the kitchen and Mr mafiageek will actually help me out, lol! So yeah, it's good, trashy fun. Why not sit back and enjoy it.


Watch it if you want, but do so knowing that you're part of the problem.
 
2013-07-15 12:01:20 PM
That might be the most putrid headline I've ever read on Fark.
 
2013-07-15 12:03:23 PM
Its shows like this that make me root for Al Queida.
 
2013-07-15 12:06:40 PM
Not sure why I watched the whole clip, but if I'm not mistaken, I basically watched a man named "Sugar Bear" fart in a dressing room of wrestlers.

I don't know how to articulate this moment.
 
2013-07-15 12:19:26 PM
What a disgusting child.
 
2013-07-15 12:23:40 PM

bdub77: Just remember folks, for every top notch attention whore there is a legion of 'producers' willing to exploit said dumbass for profit.


Just remember folks, every time you click at link to an attention whore you prolong their time in the limelight and hasten the demise of society.

/DNRTFA
//Prince Turd of Boob Island
 
2013-07-15 12:37:13 PM

midigod: mafiageek1980: Why not sit back and enjoy it.

Because I will not sit back and enjoy being intellectually raped.


Exactly.   Life's too short to waste it on this sort of complete shiat.
 
2013-07-15 12:40:32 PM

unyon: mafiageek1980: It's the whole "Car Crash" factor as far as why people (like me and Mr mafiageek) watch this stuff.

When we watch "honey boo boo",we see a loving family (albeit MAJORLY white trash) that gives back to the community (see: Christmas episodes). And after I watch it, I suddenly have a fire up my ass to clean the kitchen and Mr mafiageek will actually help me out, lol! So yeah, it's good, trashy fun. Why not sit back and enjoy it.

Watch it if you want, but do so knowing that you're part of the problem.


Part of what problem, exactly? If it's a problem to watch Honey Boo Boo to escape all the doom and gloom of the world for 30 min, then yes, I guess I'm apart of the so-called "problem". I am a self-confessed news junkie and I work at a call center. I need a bit of a "brain breather", and if it means watching junk TV, then I will.

To me, Honey Boo Boo is on the same level as a Micheal Bay movie/most action movies: the quality sucks, but the goal is to entertain mindlessly for a period of time. And it does
 
2013-07-15 12:43:39 PM

mafiageek1980: To me, Honey Boo Boo is on the same level as a Micheal Bay movie/most action movies: the quality sucks, but the goal is to entertain mindlessly for a period of time. And it does


So, you're the part of two problems, then.

President Camacho thanks you in advance for your efforts.
 
2013-07-15 12:45:36 PM
I have a hard time believing they didn't call it wraslin' instead of wrestling.
 
2013-07-15 12:47:44 PM

Mad Scientist: I figured cup-a-fart was a side dish with the sketti.


It's not as good as Cup 'o Pizza  .
 
2013-07-15 01:03:59 PM
I clicked on that link just so I could ask you all: Why did I click on that link?
 
2013-07-15 01:28:12 PM

midigod: mafiageek1980: Why not sit back and enjoy it.

Because I will not sit back and enjoy being intellectually raped.



THIS. I feel insulted on behalf of all the folks who believe this is worthwhile entertainment


/weeps for the future humanity
 
2013-07-15 01:37:20 PM
Analyzing the stupid, ugly ways of these characters is like analyzing why a shark bites or a cobra strikes or a pig just lies in the mud.
 
2013-07-15 01:52:19 PM

EyeballKid: mafiageek1980: To me, Honey Boo Boo is on the same level as a Micheal Bay movie/most action movies: the quality sucks, but the goal is to entertain mindlessly for a period of time. And it does

So, you're the part of two problems, then.

President Camacho thanks you in advance for your efforts.


har har har
 
2013-07-15 02:06:03 PM
Will 'Cup of fart' be #5?
msnbcmedia2.msn.com

This is a major problem with America.....who the fark actually watches this shiat?
 
2013-07-15 02:37:58 PM
For a network called The Learning Channel, I think I just lost 50 IQ points just watching that... That is weapons-grade stupid there.
 
2013-07-15 02:39:36 PM
Having seen mentioned in another Fark thread that there was a WWE PPV last night, and then looking at subby's header, I was thinking that the WWE really sank low if they involved that little fat ass in any of their nonsense.
 
2013-07-15 02:46:50 PM

Odd Bird: //Prince Turd of Boob Island


Hahaha. I guess that is turning into a meme, just not the way the author intended.


//Duke Queef of Ass Island
 
2013-07-15 02:49:06 PM
So, for all the Honey Boo Boo haters on here, tell me this: What do YOU watch for entertainment. I mean, I'm sure yall watch PBS and intellectually stimulating entertainment ALL the time, right?
 
2013-07-15 02:56:56 PM

mafiageek1980: So, for all the Honey Boo Boo haters on here, tell me this: What do YOU watch for entertainment. I mean, I'm sure yall watch PBS and intellectually stimulating entertainment ALL the time, right?


No.  But I dont get defensive when people make fun of the stupid shiat I like.
 
2013-07-15 02:58:55 PM

mafiageek1980: So, for all the Honey Boo Boo haters on here, tell me this: What do YOU watch for entertainment. I mean, I'm sure yall watch PBS and intellectually stimulating entertainment ALL the time, right?


Felini
 
2013-07-15 03:04:30 PM

mafiageek1980: So, for all the Honey Boo Boo haters on here, tell me this: What do YOU watch for entertainment. I mean, I'm sure yall watch PBS and intellectually stimulating entertainment ALL the time, right?


I watch people who watch "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo!"

But seriously... I don't subscribe to cable at all, and I get two channels on my antenna. I watch movies and TV series on Netflix, Crackle, etc., so my entertainment ranges from the stupid (Adam Sandler movies made before 2010) to the deep (documentaries about history, science, et. al.) to the weird (Wonder Showzen, Sifl & Ollie, The Tick).

I don't subscribe to cable because cable is full of reality shows, which I hate with a flaring, raging, burning-at-the-temples passion. They're the dumbing down of America, in the worst way. Doesn't matter if it's Duck Dynasty, Ice Road Truckers, Pawn Shop Assholes, Collector Freakjobs, Honey Boo Boo, American Idol, or Fame Whores Line Up... They diminish us all, as a society.

Even the dumbest Adam Sandler movie has a plot, progression, character development, script, and decent gags. Reality shows are piles of random shiat masquerading as entertainment, and while many are scripted, they're really awful, loose, barely-worth-the-effort scripts that present idiotic premises that make Sandler's worst movies look like Neil Simon plays.
 
2013-07-15 03:09:23 PM

theorellior: Odd Bird: //Prince Turd of Boob Island

Hahaha. I guess that is turning into a meme, just not the way the author intended.


//Duke Queef of Ass Island


heh, probably not.  I'm not exactly a trend-setter here, probably use commas and hyphens incorrectly to boot.

/apologies to Chip, I believe he started it.
 
2013-07-15 03:47:07 PM

mafiageek1980: So, for all the Honey Boo Boo haters on here, tell me this: What do YOU watch for entertainment. I mean, I'm sure yall watch PBS and intellectually stimulating entertainment ALL the time, right?


Have you heard of this alien behavior known as "rea-ding?"
 
2013-07-15 04:07:14 PM

ferretman: Will 'Cup of fart' be #5?


If it's #2, then you pushed too hard.
 
2013-07-15 04:10:00 PM

mafiageek1980: So, for all the Honey Boo Boo haters on here, tell me this: What do YOU watch for entertainment. I mean, I'm sure yall watch PBS and intellectually stimulating entertainment ALL the time, right?


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(Mainly for WWII in color and like minded shows)

dennytu.com
(Mainly History programs)

www.benelliusa.com
(Just started watching....enjoy the goofiness factor)

Etc.....
 
2013-07-15 04:14:59 PM

mafiageek1980: So, for all the Honey Boo Boo haters on here, tell me this: What do YOU watch for entertainment. I mean, I'm sure yall watch PBS and intellectually stimulating entertainment ALL the time, right?


Um, actually, unless I'm watching a cartoon or movie with the kids? Yes. Netflix will eventually learn to only list the Documentary, Science, and History programs after 10pm.
 
2013-07-15 04:25:07 PM

Gunny Highway: mafiageek1980: So, for all the Honey Boo Boo haters on here, tell me this: What do YOU watch for entertainment. I mean, I'm sure yall watch PBS and intellectually stimulating entertainment ALL the time, right?

No.  But I dont get defensive when people make fun of the stupid shiat I like.


The reason I'm being defensive at all becayse you "cast a stone" at folks like me who watch it for mere entertainment, like you don't do the same thing (even if it's not honey boo boo). Look, I do OTHER things besides crap Tv.

and Eyeballkid, I DO know what the fark a book is. Believe it or not, I do have a bachelors degree, thank you very farking much! So SCREW YOU!
 
2013-07-15 04:29:04 PM

ferretman: mafiageek1980: So, for all the Honey Boo Boo haters on here, tell me this: What do YOU watch for entertainment. I mean, I'm sure yall watch PBS and intellectually stimulating entertainment ALL the time, right?

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(Mainly for WWII in color and like minded shows)

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(Mainly History programs)

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(Just started watching....enjoy the goofiness factor)

Etc.....


I happen to watch those programs as well, but It doesn't matter because I watch Honey Boo Boo as well, right?

I have a balanced TV diet of Trash and educational (I watch the news) programming.
 
2013-07-15 04:30:21 PM
I also watch "Duck Dynasty" so that makes me even worse, right?
 
2013-07-15 04:46:26 PM

mafiageek1980: So, for all the Honey Boo Boo haters on here, tell me this: What do YOU watch for entertainment. I mean, I'm sure yall watch PBS and intellectually stimulating entertainment ALL the time, right?


99% of the time, yes.  My boyfriend likes watching reality TV, which doesn't bother me one whit.  He can watch what he likes.  I just got Hamlet starring David Tennant and Patrick Stewart on DVD, so I'll be watching that later.

As far as American television goes, a great deal of it is crap.  Now, I understand that some people like crap.  Good for them.  I hope they watch it and enjoy it.  I don't care for it, so I don't watch it.  Most of my TV viewing habits are programs from the UK and the occasional US show like Mad Men.
 
2013-07-15 04:53:08 PM

mafiageek1980: and Eyeballkid, I DO know what the fark a book is. Believe it or not, I do have a bachelors degree, thank you very farking much! So SCREW YOU!


Take a couple of deep breaths, walk away from the computer for a while, maybe find a puppy to pet. Remember, it's only words on a screen, as annoying as they can be.
 
2013-07-15 04:53:11 PM

Coco LaFemme: mafiageek1980: So, for all the Honey Boo Boo haters on here, tell me this: What do YOU watch for entertainment. I mean, I'm sure yall watch PBS and intellectually stimulating entertainment ALL the time, right?

99% of the time, yes.  My boyfriend likes watching reality TV, which doesn't bother me one whit.  He can watch what he likes.  I just got Hamlet starring David Tennant and Patrick Stewart on DVD, so I'll be watching that later.

As far as American television goes, a great deal of it is crap.  Now, I understand that some people like crap.  Good for them.  I hope they watch it and enjoy it.  I don't care for it, so I don't watch it.  Most of my TV viewing habits are programs from the UK and the occasional US show like Mad Men.


Believe it or not, I am with you on that. When I am not watching "junk food TV" or stuff on the History channel that ISN"T about aliens, I am watching BBC America. I still need to watch Hamlet with David Tennant. It sucks that BBCA took off "The Hour" because it was a damn good show!  I used to not watch Brit Sci Fi (or any sci fi for that matter) until Hubby converted me, lol. So now we balance out our TV viewing with crap (Honey boo boo and wife swap) and Sci fi stuff.
 
2013-07-15 04:58:42 PM

theorellior: mafiageek1980: and Eyeballkid, I DO know what the fark a book is. Believe it or not, I do have a bachelors degree, thank you very farking much! So SCREW YOU!

Take a couple of deep breaths, walk away from the computer for a while, maybe find a puppy to pet. Remember, it's only words on a screen, as annoying as they can be.


I did, lol! I got my therapy via http://www.colonel-meow.com, lol!
 
2013-07-15 10:39:52 PM

WhippingBoy: The correct term is "Cup-A-Stink".


No. "Ninja dust!"
Pronounced in the fashion of a kung-fu master, whispered firmly with a hint of an accent
 
2013-07-15 10:57:02 PM

ZeroCorpse: Doesn't matter if it's Duck Dynasty, Ice Road Truckers, Pawn Shop Assholes, Collector Freakjobs, Honey Boo Boo, American Idol, or Fame Whores Line Up... They diminish us all, as a society.


Duck dynasty doesnt seem to fit with the rest of those...

The rest seem to be manufactured dramatics and people proving their the bigger asshole... Duck dynasty seems like a bunch of rich guys raising their kids like decent human beings and trying not to look like pansies infront of their dad. Its goofy and fun where the other shows seem to be competitions to out drama and out asshole eachother.

Plus Si is possibly the best character on tv.
 
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