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(TMZ)   Playboy rejects Farrah Abraham ... twice. Apparently, Hef still has some standards ... twice   (tmz.com) divider line 78
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2013-07-15 04:07:21 AM
Where was his veto for Lohan?
 
2013-07-15 04:09:08 AM
Playboy is still around?  I guess those guys really were buying it for the articles.
 
2013-07-15 04:22:52 AM
After GIS her, all I can say is Hefe is being nicer than I would be. My answer would have been:

static.comicvine.com

\there's slutty
\\then there's infectious
 
2013-07-15 04:54:58 AM
Meh. I'm certain there are hundreds of girls that caliber or higher that have been passed on...
 
2013-07-15 05:03:59 AM
correction: thousands
 
2013-07-15 06:06:36 AM

staplermofo: Playboy is still around?  I guess those guys really were buying it for the articles.


I watch the Playboy channel for the articles.
 
2013-07-15 07:45:00 AM
14:57, 14:58,....

She might have had a shot at Playboy if she hadn't hired a professional crew to shoot a porn, and then moronically pretended that it was a "leaked sex tape."
 
2013-07-15 07:47:13 AM
That is one old and jaded looking "22".
 
2013-07-15 07:48:46 AM
Why would Playboy waste time and money on something she already gave the world for free?
 
2013-07-15 07:52:04 AM
TMZ? Can we get Kelly Berning in Playboy before it's too late?
 
2013-07-15 07:57:59 AM
Why is this woman still a thing enough to get people writing about her? Her bird face is annoying..
 
2013-07-15 07:58:18 AM

staplermofo: Playboy is still around?  I guess those guys really were buying it for the articles.


A couple of years ago I noticed a friend of mine had a subscription.  I remember it being somewhat pricey at the newsstand the last time I bought one around 20 years ago, but apparently subscriptions are really cheap.
 
2013-07-15 07:59:20 AM
We need Emily Ratajkowski in Playboy.  Yes, I know she's posed nude for a few other magazines already, but more naked pictures never hurts!
 
2013-07-15 08:09:17 AM
So many people were going to spend the money to see a boob carefully draped in diaphanous silk after watching the owner of said boob take an elephant trunk up the turd-cutter in High-Def.
 
2013-07-15 08:09:39 AM
How about we get some Katy Perry or Mila Kunis in Playboy.
 
2013-07-15 08:18:57 AM
Is it worth trying to hunt down, or is it bad porn?
 
2013-07-15 08:20:29 AM
robpetkau.files.wordpress.com
Better not let Stan see her.
 
2013-07-15 08:24:00 AM

styckx: Why is this woman still a thing enough to get people writing about her? Her bird face is annoying..


How did Honey Boo Boo get on TV?

Why is "rap" considered music?

Why is a Justin Bieber rich?

Who ruined the History, Military, Science, Discovery , G4, and A&E Channels?

Why are attractive women allowed to get tattoos?

Why was Keen Eddy canceled after one season?
 
2013-07-15 08:24:42 AM
I don't and i would totally hit that.
 
2013-07-15 08:29:07 AM
CSB.....We've had a lot of rain in Roanoke, VA over the past couple of weeks. The basement of my girlfriend's mother subsequently flooded. Being the saint that I am, I helped with the clean-up. During the clean-up efforts, I stumbled upon a rather large gun collection (including an M1 Garand) and old issues of Playboy from the 1970's and 1980's.
Pornography was so docile and quant back then. Sexy poses, skin airbrushed to perfection, pubic hair and not a single hint of anal play. I don't even think I could fap to a picture of a woman just laying there. It's too boring, and I need action. I need ladies like Teen Mom to defile themselves on camera.
 
2013-07-15 08:31:22 AM
Rejected from rehab and Playboy in the same month, that's gotta sting.

/I bet Larry Flint wouldn't reject her
 
2013-07-15 08:36:09 AM

cman: Where was his veto for Lohan?


Lohan looked good in Playboy.

--

She probably got rejected because she wouldn't fark Hefner. :)
 
2013-07-15 08:39:27 AM
14:59...She's hosting parties at gentlemen's clubs here in Las Vegas.
 
2013-07-15 08:44:49 AM

hasty ambush: Who ruined the History, Military, Science, Discovery , G4, and A&E Channels?


The Stonecutters.
 
2013-07-15 08:48:51 AM
I would wear her like a hat.  She's totally trashy skanky hot.  I love it.
 
2013-07-15 08:55:20 AM
appearing fully nude in an upcoming issue ... one of her lifelong dreams.

Like everything makes sense now
 
2013-07-15 08:56:14 AM

DubyaHater


CSB.....We've had a lot of rain in Roanoke, VA over the past couple of weeks. The basement of my girlfriend's mother subsequently flooded.


o_O
 
2013-07-15 08:56:58 AM

DubyaHater: CSB.....We've had a lot of rain in Roanoke, VA over the past couple of weeks. The basement of my girlfriend's mother subsequently flooded. Being the saint that I am, I helped with the clean-up. During the clean-up efforts, I stumbled upon a rather large gun collection (including an M1 Garand) and old issues of Playboy from the 1970's and 1980's.
Pornography was so docile and quant back then. Sexy poses, skin airbrushed to perfection, pubic hair and not a single hint of anal play. I don't even think I could fap to a picture of a woman just laying there. It's too boring, and I need action. I need ladies like Teen Mom to defile themselves on camera.



*FAP*
 
2013-07-15 08:57:39 AM

darkjezter: We need Emily Ratajkowski in Playboy.  Yes, I know she's posed nude for a few other magazines already, but more naked pictures never hurts!


Yes!
 
2013-07-15 08:58:17 AM

DubyaHater: CSB.....We've had a lot of rain in Roanoke, VA over the past couple of weeks. The basement of my girlfriend's mother subsequently flooded. Being the saint that I am, I helped with the clean-up. During the clean-up efforts, I stumbled upon a rather large gun collection (including an M1 Garand) and old issues of Playboy from the 1970's and 1980's.
Pornography was so docile and quant back then. Sexy poses, skin airbrushed to perfection, pubic hair and not a single hint of anal play. I don't even think I could fap to a picture of a woman just laying there. It's too boring, and I need action. I need ladies like Teen Mom to defile themselves on camera.


My dad has had a constant subscription to Playboy since the late 60s, I believe.  They are all bundled up in his attic.  I think there were some laws that Playboy needed to skirt for a while in order to be sent from the mail, arguing that the shots were artistic rather than sexual.

\still, some of those ladies from the 60s and 70s were pretty hot
\\just don't think about the fact they are grandmas now
 
2013-07-15 09:02:06 AM
Has Playboy ever had pornstars in their magazine? I think Jenna Jameson did one, but that's all I can remember.
 
2013-07-15 09:02:11 AM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: My dad has had a constant subscription to Playboy since the late 60s, I believe.  They are all bundled up in his attic.  I think there were some laws that Playboy needed to skirt for a while in order to be sent from the mail, arguing that the shots were artistic rather than sexual.

\still, some of those ladies from the 60s and 70s were pretty hot
\\just don't think about the fact they are grandmas now


I remember having a screensaver of all of the Playboy of the month chicks, and there was a period where they had to be less risque for a couple of years, and then they went back to normal.  Yes, they had some hot chicks back then.

And yes, the articles were good stuff, back then and now.
 
2013-07-15 09:06:52 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-15 09:09:44 AM
mediamatters.org

I wouldn't want this in my girly magazine either.
 
2013-07-15 09:16:38 AM

scottydoesntknow: Has Playboy ever had pornstars in their magazine? I think Jenna Jameson did one, but that's all I can remember.


Yeah, they actually had a pornstar issue... it had Jenna, Asia Carrera, a few others...
 
2013-07-15 09:17:01 AM
What's the point?  She already did hardcore stuff.  Doesn't she realize that you have to work your way from PB to hardcore and not the other way around.
 
2013-07-15 09:17:21 AM

DubyaHater: I need ladies like Teen Mom to defile themselves on camera.


The level of debauchery and defilement available on the internet is truly a glorious testament to that technological marvel.

I'd like to take a moment to thank anyone that actually pays for the stuff.  I owe you big-time.
 
2013-07-15 09:26:49 AM

LonMead: scottydoesntknow: Has Playboy ever had pornstars in their magazine? I think Jenna Jameson did one, but that's all I can remember.

Yeah, they actually had a pornstar issue... it had Jenna, Asia Carrera, a few others...


LonMead: scottydoesntknow: Has Playboy ever had pornstars in their magazine? I think Jenna Jameson did one, but that's all I can remember.

Yeah, they actually had a pornstar issue... it had Jenna, Asia Carrera, a few others...


Terri Weigel became one after.
 
2013-07-15 09:27:27 AM

stoli n coke: 14:57, 14:58,....


I didn't even know she had a clock.
 
2013-07-15 09:31:17 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: LonMead: scottydoesntknow: Has Playboy ever had pornstars in their magazine? I think Jenna Jameson did one, but that's all I can remember.

Yeah, they actually had a pornstar issue... it had Jenna, Asia Carrera, a few others...

Terri Weigel became one after.


Yeah, I've still got her centerfold issue in a box downstairs someplace.
 
2013-07-15 09:31:36 AM

born_yesterday: I'd like to take a moment to thank anyone that actually pays for the stuff.  I owe you big-time.



Ditto.  I like to imagine a lot of tech unsavvy Mormons and Muslims subsidizing my habit.
 
2013-07-15 09:39:34 AM
Farrah you do playboy first, then porn. Not the other way around.
 
2013-07-15 09:47:28 AM

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: DubyaHater: CSB.....We've had a lot of rain in Roanoke, VA over the past couple of weeks. The basement of my girlfriend's mother subsequently flooded. Being the saint that I am, I helped with the clean-up. During the clean-up efforts, I stumbled upon a rather large gun collection (including an M1 Garand) and old issues of Playboy from the 1970's and 1980's.
Pornography was so docile and quant back then. Sexy poses, skin airbrushed to perfection, pubic hair and not a single hint of anal play. I don't even think I could fap to a picture of a woman just laying there. It's too boring, and I need action. I need ladies like Teen Mom to defile themselves on camera.


*FAP*


M1 Garand has always been fap material



dogfightink.com

www.rockislandauction.com

farm9.staticflickr.com

static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-07-15 09:48:10 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Terri Weigel became one after.


Not only that, but she has also worked off-and-on as a legal prostitute in Reno, Nevada.
 
2013-07-15 10:01:55 AM

scottydoesntknow: Has Playboy ever had pornstars in their magazine? I think Jenna Jameson did one, but that's all I can remember.


Pam Anderson kinda
 
2013-07-15 10:02:55 AM

DubyaHater: ast couple of weeks. The basement of my girlfriend's mother subsequently flooded. Being the saint that I am, I helped with the clean-up. During the clean-up efforts......old issues of Playboy from the 1970's and 1980's.


The one regret I have from my fathers passing (other than his passing) was letting his playboy collection get lost.  he had nearly every issue since it was first released. I say nearly cause I'm positive a couple of those issues were molested by me for a few years.  Father was military and we moved all over.  His box of stuff moved all over the country and countries.  I remember during one move, 3 guys were picking up the box and grunted about how heavy this box was to them.  My mother blurted out, "it's nothing but playboy magazines".   It was a glorious day when those words reached my ears!

of course, rule 34 and the internet puts all those early memories of "dad's stash" to shame.

/this is only the second best to the story of my dad's "Coors" move.  Moved from Wyoming to the east coast and my dad brought 30-40 cases in the RV with us since he couldn't get it here.  pilfering a 6 pack here and there made some great summer stories.
 
ecl
2013-07-15 10:05:34 AM
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
 
2013-07-15 10:14:21 AM

gfid: staplermofo: Playboy is still around?  I guess those guys really were buying it for the articles.

A couple of years ago I noticed a friend of mine had a subscription.  I remember it being somewhat pricey at the newsstand the last time I bought one around 20 years ago, but apparently subscriptions are really cheap.


It's been well over a decade, but I used to occasionally buy a years subscription to Playboy. They'd send out little postcards where it was 10 or 12 bucks a year and you also got some silly softporn DVD of some specific theme (college girls, blondes, etc) so I'd send it in.

At a buck an issue it really did have a lot of interesting articles, interviews and fiction by a lot great authors such as Kurt Vonnegut. Very cheap, lots decent reading for the crapper and young broads showing off their titties. Well worth a buck an issue in the days when the Internet took a little more effort to access.
 
2013-07-15 10:27:22 AM

OtherLittleGuy: stoli n coke: 14:57, 14:58,....

I didn't even know she had a clock.


Yeah. its right there in the background, on her TV.
 
2013-07-15 10:28:52 AM
Why are we paying any attention to this basic skank again?
 
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