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(Business Insider)   Carly Rae Jepsen throws out the first pitch at Rays' game. Just like her career: no follow-through (w/video)   (businessinsider.com ) divider line
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2013-07-15 03:50:54 AM  
Yowza, it's like she's auditioning for one of those "homely clumsy girl is later a gorgeous celebrity" movies.
 
2013-07-15 05:28:10 AM  
I can't wait until she falls, breaks her arm, gets a cast, heals, and learns she can pitch extremely well, leading the Cubs to victory.
 
2013-07-15 06:57:04 AM  
carly rae looked <3 SO CUTE <3 when she threw out the pitch :)

dont let the haters make fun of u carly rae :( fight to pitch another day! :D haha

XOXO
 
2013-07-15 07:26:28 AM  
Who?
 
2013-07-15 07:27:44 AM  

Latch: I can't wait until she falls, breaks her arm, gets a cast, heals, and learns she can pitch extremely well, leading the Cubs to victory.


Funky butt-lovin'!!!
 
2013-07-15 07:29:10 AM  
She followed through just fine, the problem is she didn't let go until after she followed through.
 
2013-07-15 07:29:21 AM  

buntz: Latch: I can't wait until she falls, breaks her arm, gets a cast, heals, and learns she can pitch extremely well, leading the Cubs to victory.

Funky butt-lovin'!!!


Did you say funky butt-lovin'?
 
2013-07-15 07:29:32 AM  
 
2013-07-15 07:30:30 AM  
That was a very Obamaesque throwing motion.
 
2013-07-15 07:37:03 AM  

rabidarmadillo24: That was a very Obamaesque throwing motion.


Those were also very Obamaesque mom-shorts she was wearing.

www.confusingobama.com

static5.businessinsider.com
 
2013-07-15 07:37:08 AM  

rabidarmadillo24: That was a very Obamaesque throwing motion.


How so?  She end up elbow-deep in your mom,. did she?
 
2013-07-15 07:37:26 AM  
Against all my better instincts, the Carly Rae Jepsen album is pretty damn catchy.
 
2013-07-15 07:40:34 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Against all my better instincts, the Carly Rae Jepsenalbum produced by a panel of producers, marketing assholes and bean-counters with Carly as a facede-album is pretty damn catchy.

 
2013-07-15 07:42:25 AM  
This is crazy!
 
2013-07-15 07:43:39 AM  

See You Next Tuesday: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Against all my better instincts, the Carly Rae Jepsenalbum produced by a panel of producers, marketing assholes and bean-counters with Carly as a facede-album is pretty damn catchy. is FAKE

 
2013-07-15 07:47:05 AM  

LewDux: See You Next Tuesday: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Against all my better instincts, the Carly Rae Jepsenalbum produced by a panel of producers, marketing assholes and bean-counters with Carly as a facede-album is pretty damn catchy. is FAKE

, which is a paroxysm or redundancy if ever I read one
 
2013-07-15 07:47:34 AM  

Mike_LowELL: carly rae looked <3 SO CUTE <3 when she threw out the pitch :)

dont let the haters make fun of u carly rae :( fight to pitch another day! :D haha

XOXO


Well, she IS  cute. She is, after all, a child, and all you dirty old Farkers who want to stick your tiny penises into her are sick.
 
2013-07-15 07:47:44 AM  

See You Next Tuesday: LewDux: See You Next Tuesday: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Against all my better instincts, the Carly Rae Jepsenalbum produced by a panel of producers, marketing assholes and bean-counters with Carly as a facede-album is pretty damn catchy. is FAKE, which is a paroxysm or redundancy if ever I read one


*of redundancy...damn
 
2013-07-15 07:48:51 AM  

jso2897: Mike_LowELL: carly rae looked <3 SO CUTE <3 when she threw out the pitch :)

dont let the haters make fun of u carly rae :( fight to pitch another day! :D haha

XOXO

Well, she IS  cute. She is, after all, a child, and all you dirty old Farkers who want to stick your tiny penises into her are sick.


She's 27.   The rest of your statement?  Story checks out.
 
2013-07-15 07:54:53 AM  
I dunno.   The three or four dozen people who came to see the game look pleased.
 
2013-07-15 08:05:31 AM  
So she can't handle her pitch.

Or her throwing.

She's not alone.
 
2013-07-15 08:06:22 AM  

See You Next Tuesday: jso2897: Mike_LowELL: carly rae looked <3 SO CUTE <3 when she threw out the pitch :)

dont let the haters make fun of u carly rae :( fight to pitch another day! :D haha

XOXO

Well, she IS  cute. She is, after all, a child, and all you dirty old Farkers who want to stick your tiny penises into her are sick.

She's 27.   The rest of your statement?  Story checks out.


She'll be a hit in Sudden Valley
 
2013-07-15 08:07:42 AM  
Its ok from the looks of the crowd no one saw it anyway
 
2013-07-15 08:13:24 AM  
Makes me wonder why dont the team have them practice before? I have seen so many bad first pitches that i end feeling pity more than anything else
 
2013-07-15 08:15:32 AM  
Better than Mark Mallory (Cincinnati mayor).
 
2013-07-15 08:18:29 AM  
Well she *is* Canadian.
 
2013-07-15 08:39:40 AM  

See You Next Tuesday: See You Next Tuesday: LewDux: See You Next Tuesday: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Against all my better instincts, the Carly Rae Jepsenalbum produced by a panel of producers, marketing assholes and bean-counters with Carly as a facede-album is pretty damn catchy. is FAKE, which is a paroxysm or redundancy if ever I read one

*of redundancy...damn


Curiosity is an enjoyable song.
 
2013-07-15 08:54:06 AM  

kidcraig.com

 
2013-07-15 09:03:37 AM  
http://youtu.be/wfLIyT8HExY

not impressed -nothing beats almost hitting the ump!
 
2013-07-15 09:10:23 AM  
I'd bounce one off her mound.
 
2013-07-15 09:20:32 AM  
Anyone else think that she looks like a young Carly Simon?
Does anyone else remember Carly Simon or know who she is?

/old
 
2013-07-15 09:23:09 AM  

oldfarthenry: Anyone else think that she looks like a young Carly Simon?
Does anyone else remember Carly Simon or know who she is?

/old


A little, but it's more the hair and the poses vs her face.
 
2013-07-15 09:27:31 AM  

KelvinTheClown: rabidarmadillo24: That was a very Obamaesque throwing motion.

Those were also very Obamaesque mom-shorts she was wearing.

[www.confusingobama.com image 375x200]

[static5.businessinsider.com image 598x448]


I think we're onto something. You ever see the two in the same place at the same time? Huh? Yea, that's right. Study it out. Just study it out.
 
2013-07-15 09:41:44 AM  
Ladies:  LEARN TO THROW.  Humans are better at it than any other animal.  I don't care how busy you are either; I taught my wife how to throw in a single afternoon.  It's just one of those things you ought to learn to do even if you detest baseball.  I'm not even asking this waify girl to throw a strike; just get the ball out past 20 yards and I'll give you a passing grade.
 
2013-07-15 09:43:54 AM  

oldfarthenry: Anyone else think that she looks like a young Carly Simon?
Does anyone else remember Carly Simon or know who she is?

/old


No, she's not ugly
 
2013-07-15 09:47:17 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Against all my better instincts, the Carly Rae Jepsen album is pretty damn catchy.


So's HIV.
 
2013-07-15 09:57:03 AM  
But damn she's hot.
 
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2013-07-15 09:57:13 AM  

paulseta: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Against all my better instincts, the Carly Rae Jepsen album is pretty damn catchy.

So's HIV.


They both fill you with a sense of dread and a need to shower constantly.
 
2013-07-15 10:15:50 AM  
moviereviewsandmore.com

I used my time machine over the weekend to travel 30 years into the future and while there I snapped this photo of Carly Rae.
 
2013-07-15 10:17:11 AM  
The Mets are looking to sign her for the second half.
 
2013-07-15 10:24:29 AM  
Who cares, she wore short shorts and showed off her legs. Plus she made the men feel more manly by throwing like a girl and acting feminine afterwards. Just a little fun at the old ball park.
 
2013-07-15 10:33:31 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Against all my better instincts, the Carly Rae Jepsen album is pretty damn catchy.


I coulda been with you until I got to "before you came into my life I missed you" in her "Call Me Maybe" single; instincts then took over and I WTF-ed.  I know these songs are ear candy to the point of deliberately vapid but the lyrics are Rebecca Black levels of stupid.  The only reason I can see why one is a hit and the other a joke is marketing.
 
2013-07-15 10:41:07 AM  

dragonchild: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Against all my better instincts, the Carly Rae Jepsen album is pretty damn catchy.

I coulda been with you until I got to "before you came into my life I missed you" in her "Call Me Maybe" single; instincts then took over and I WTF-ed.  I know these songs are ear candy to the point of deliberately vapid but the lyrics are Rebecca Black levels of stupid.  The only reason I can see why one is a hit and the other a joke is marketing.


Not sure how that's a vapid lyric, it makes complete sense.   Before someone comes into your life it is not uncommon to have a feeling you are "missing" something.
 
2013-07-15 10:51:19 AM  
She can handle my rosin bag any day, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-07-15 10:57:48 AM  

ColSanders: She can handle my rosin bag any day, if you know what I mean.


I'd let her swing my bat a few times, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-07-15 11:08:49 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: dragonchild: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Against all my better instincts, the Carly Rae Jepsen album is pretty damn catchy.

I coulda been with you until I got to "before you came into my life I missed you" in her "Call Me Maybe" single; instincts then took over and I WTF-ed.  I know these songs are ear candy to the point of deliberately vapid but the lyrics are Rebecca Black levels of stupid.  The only reason I can see why one is a hit and the other a joke is marketing.

Not sure how that's a vapid lyric, it makes complete sense.   Before someone comes into your life it is not uncommon to have a feeling you are "missing" something.


Too gairly. "I wanna fark you like an animal" for example is great lyric
 
2013-07-15 11:12:30 AM  

SlagginOff: ColSanders: She can handle my rosin bag any day, if you know what I mean.

I'd let her swing my bat a few times, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.


I would let her tune my meat organ during the 7th inning stretch, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

/and seriously, not one "She throws like a girl comment?"
 
2013-07-15 11:16:25 AM  
Bababooey-esque!
 
2013-07-15 11:19:00 AM  
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2013-07-15 11:36:44 AM  

Latch: I can't wait until she falls, breaks her arm, gets a cast, heals, and learns she can pitch extremely well, leading the Cubs to victory.


Some guys ice down their arm after a big game. Some say that heat's the way to go. But i have discovered the secret: HOT ICE.  I heat up the ice cubes. It'S the best of both worlds!
 
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