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2013-07-15 04:47:31 AM  
In my town when the city planted flowers along the expressway people stopped,  dug them up,  and brought them home.

/Its easier to mow without the flowers anyway
 
2013-07-15 04:47:56 AM  
That's been happening here in Arkansas a lot. People are planting pot on frisbee golf courses. It just blends into the course and provides the filthy hippies one more reason to play such a mind numbing "sport."
 
2013-07-15 04:49:40 AM  
I think low THC marijuana is called hemp, Mr Johnson.
 
Skr
2013-07-15 04:50:29 AM  
Always heard it as being a "Johnny Appleseed." While it does grow like a weed anywhere, the quality sinks without a decent amount of care.

On a similar note, there was an odd trend to "Plant Food not Grass" here around the Twin Cities. Although it was good-natured, planting vegetables next to busy roads (thereby sucking up plenty of pollution) probably wasn't the best thought through of plans.
 
2013-07-15 04:53:22 AM  

Romeo_Santana: That's been happening here in Arkansas a lot. People are planting pot on frisbee golf courses. It just blends into the course and provides the filthy hippies one more reason to play such a mind numbing "sport."


meh 3.5/10 - you're trolling ironically, because it's you who's planting them. It's only obvious by the use of filthy hippies and calling frisbee golf a "sport", when not even people who play it consider it sport.

What's your handicap, btw?
 
2013-07-15 04:54:22 AM  

Boo_Guy: In my town when the city planted flowers along the expressway people stopped,  dug them up,  and brought them home.

/Its easier to mow without the flowers anyway


What  Boo_Guy's neighbours might look like.
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2013-07-15 04:54:32 AM  

BATMANATEE: I think low THC marijuana is called hemp, Mr Johnson.


or Indica
 
2013-07-15 05:10:18 AM  

uttertosh: BATMANATEE: I think low THC marijuana is called hemp, Mr Johnson.

or Indica


Low THC Indy ? Dude- the whole point of indy breeding was for stonier stuff. I am kind of an expert in that field.
 
mhd
2013-07-15 05:11:18 AM  
"enjoy with deep relaxation the majestic beauty of this magnificent plant!"

And that's where the potheads usually tend to lose me. Yeah, considering that alcohol and tobacco are legal, it's probably not a bad idea to give marijuana the same legal status, but could we stop with the semi-mystical worship? Just when you think wine aficionados are unbearably smug... It's about as beautiful as a nettle.
 
2013-07-15 05:12:47 AM  
Huh, we always used to talk about doing this but neeevvver quite got around to it.
 
2013-07-15 05:13:05 AM  
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2013-07-15 05:13:41 AM  

Skr: On a similar note, there was an odd trend to "Plant Food not Grass" here around the Twin Cities. Although it was good-natured, planting vegetables next to busy roads (thereby sucking up plenty of pollution) probably wasn't the best thought through of plans.


There's a movement to eat urban plants too.  I can't remember what they call themselves, but basically they wander around cities looking for edible plants that are growing in public parks or next to sidewalks that we normally don't think of as things to eat.

/try the pyracantha berries.  I understand they're a real trip.
 
2013-07-15 05:24:12 AM  
Lightweights, all of them.
When a whole town is one huge knot of Ayuhuasca vines, all inside and outside the minds of everyone clutching onto the ride from the last possible future backwards into the multitudes of possible presents, then you should call me. I'll bring a chair, we can sit and dance for countless centuries on the head of a pin hurtling through the space between the afters always before.
Weed is for artists, not regular sane folk, sane folk need the stronger psychedelics. It's law somewhere, I forget where but I saw it written as law, in purple grime on sapphire black. Yes, definitely somewhere.
 
2013-07-15 05:33:36 AM  

alienated: uttertosh: BATMANATEE: I think low THC marijuana is called hemp, Mr Johnson.

or Indica

Low THC Indy ? Dude- the whole point of indy breeding was for stonier stuff. I am kind of an expert in that field.


Well, it's high time you learn the difference between thc and cbd, you muppet.

HA! Gotta love the knowitall ignorance of armchair kind of an experts
 
2013-07-15 05:38:18 AM  
I think they all should be sent to gitmo for attempting to overgrow the United States govt.
 
2013-07-15 05:39:17 AM  

uttertosh: What's your handicap, btw?


Blondes in black lingerie.
 
2013-07-15 05:42:42 AM  

Romeo_Santana: uttertosh: What's your handicap, btw?

Blondes in black lingerie.


WOAH!! you are the polar opposite to me. Brunettes in white lingerie is mine!

/WOAH!!
 
2013-07-15 05:48:00 AM  

uttertosh: Romeo_Santana: uttertosh: What's your handicap, btw?

Blondes in black lingerie.

WOAH!! you are the polar opposite to me. Brunettes in white lingerie is mine!

/WOAH!!


Really pale brunettes in red underwear.
 
2013-07-15 06:05:32 AM  

uttertosh: Well, it's high time you learn the difference between thc and cbd, you muppet.

HA! Gotta love the knowitall ignorance of armchair kind of an experts


Speaking of ignorance.....

I've got at least ten strains of indica, all extremely high THC/THC-V content and very low CBD and CBN.

Who's the armchair expert, now?

/certainly not THIS horticultural research director and state-licensed cannabis producer.
 
2013-07-15 06:19:08 AM  

YoOjo: Lightweights, all of them.
When a whole town is one huge knot of Ayuhuasca vines, all inside and outside the minds of everyone clutching onto the ride from the last possible future backwards into the multitudes of possible presents, then you should call me. I'll bring a chair, we can sit and dance for countless centuries on the head of a pin hurtling through the space between the afters always before.
Weed is for artists, not regular sane folk, sane folk need the stronger psychedelics. It's law somewhere, I forget where but I saw it written as law, in purple grime on sapphire black. Yes, definitely somewhere.


O_o
 
2013-07-15 06:20:56 AM  

khyberkitsune: uttertosh: Well, it's high time you learn the difference between thc and cbd, you muppet.

HA! Gotta love the knowitall ignorance of armchair kind of an experts

Speaking of ignorance.....

I've got at least ten strains of indica, all extremely high THC/THC-V content and very low CBD and CBN.

Who's the armchair expert, now?

/certainly not THIS horticultural research director and state-licensed cannabis producer.


Tosh is a troll...

There are none so ignorant as those who think they know everything
 
2013-07-15 06:24:21 AM  

YoOjo: Lightweights, all of them.
When a whole town is one huge knot of Ayuhuasca vines, all inside and outside the minds of everyone clutching onto the ride from the last possible future backwards into the multitudes of possible presents, then you should call me. I'll bring a chair, we can sit and dance for countless centuries on the head of a pin hurtling through the space between the afters always before.
Weed is for artists, not regular sane folk, sane folk need the stronger psychedelics. It's law somewhere, I forget where but I saw it written as law, in purple grime on sapphire black. Yes, definitely somewhere.


I think that we should have a Fark rule that when you try that hard and fail that utterly, you should kill yourself.
 
2013-07-15 06:27:50 AM  

Smoking GNU: uttertosh: Romeo_Santana: uttertosh: What's your handicap, btw?

Blondes in black lingerie.

WOAH!! you are the polar opposite to me. Brunettes in white lingerie is mine!

/WOAH!!

Really pale brunettes in red underwear.


Natural red heads in absolutely nothing....

/I like my carpet to match the drapes
//I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-07-15 06:47:41 AM  
Huge batches of it grow all over Iowa every summer mostly along fence rows. I stopped to put my top up under an overpass last year when it started to rain and noticed that all that green foliage under and around the bridge was hemp (ditch weed). And that was dead in the middle of the capitol city. Smoking it will only get you a headache, but my cousins tried!
 
2013-07-15 06:58:34 AM  

uttertosh: alienated: uttertosh: BATMANATEE: I think low THC marijuana is called hemp, Mr Johnson.

or Indica

Low THC Indy ? Dude- the whole point of indy breeding was for stonier stuff. I am kind of an expert in that field.

Well, it's high time you learn the difference between thc and cbd, you muppet.

HA! Gotta love the knowitall ignorance of armchair kind of an experts


Dunning-Kruger. This is what we do.

*welcometofark.jpg*
 
2013-07-15 07:14:32 AM  
For the love of god, can we please make weed legal already so we can stop with this hippie bullshiat and move on with our lives?
 
2013-07-15 07:17:21 AM  

jso2897: YoOjo: Lightweights, all of them.
When a whole town is one huge knot of Ayuhuasca vines, all inside and outside the minds of everyone clutching onto the ride from the last possible future backwards into the multitudes of possible presents, then you should call me. I'll bring a chair, we can sit and dance for countless centuries on the head of a pin hurtling through the space between the afters always before.
Weed is for artists, not regular sane folk, sane folk need the stronger psychedelics. It's law somewhere, I forget where but I saw it written as law, in purple grime on sapphire black. Yes, definitely somewhere.

I think that we should have a Fark rule that when you try that hard and fail that utterly, you should kill yourself.


Well, we share the same solution to the problem of my existence, death is the end, I agree.
However, I do feel that calling for the suicide of a stranger online is impolite and shows questionable values on a par with those of normally associated with the organisms living within the u-bend of a prison block shower room.
I won't report you to your gods for being out of line, I should, you went too far. But I don't wish to add to your misery.
I'll die when it is time, you should not try to influence that, be polite in all you do and don't concern yourself with others that you disagree with.
That was free, you are free to acknowledge or ignore, life is beautiful in that way.
 
2013-07-15 07:22:35 AM  

uttertosh: alienated: uttertosh: BATMANATEE: I think low THC marijuana is called hemp, Mr Johnson.

or Indica

Low THC Indy ? Dude- the whole point of indy breeding was for stonier stuff. I am kind of an expert in that field.

Well, it's high time you learn the difference between thc and cbd, you muppet.

HA! Gotta love the knowitall ignorance of armchair kind of an experts


I know, right ?
 
2013-07-15 07:27:23 AM  

YoOjo: jso2897: YoOjo: Lightweights, all of them.
When a whole town is one huge knot of Ayuhuasca vines, all inside and outside the minds of everyone clutching onto the ride from the last possible future backwards into the multitudes of possible presents, then you should call me. I'll bring a chair, we can sit and dance for countless centuries on the head of a pin hurtling through the space between the afters always before.
Weed is for artists, not regular sane folk, sane folk need the stronger psychedelics. It's law somewhere, I forget where but I saw it written as law, in purple grime on sapphire black. Yes, definitely somewhere.

I think that we should have a Fark rule that when you try that hard and fail that utterly, you should kill yourself.

Well, we share the same solution to the problem of my existence, death is the end, I agree.
However, I do feel that calling for the suicide of a stranger online is impolite and shows questionable values on a par with those of normally associated with the organisms living within the u-bend of a prison block shower room.
I won't report you to your gods for being out of line, I should, you went too far. But I don't wish to add to your misery.
I'll die when it is time, you should not try to influence that, be polite in all you do and don't concern yourself with others that you disagree with.
That was free, you are free to acknowledge or ignore, life is beautiful in that way.


I'll have two of whatever this guy is on.
 
2013-07-15 07:28:53 AM  
I think it would be hilarious if marijuana plant seeds somehow found their way onto the property of prominent anti-drug politicians and public servants.  It would be hilarious if hundreds of pot plants were discovered on the property of a sheriff.  I am not advocating that anyone do this, but it would be funny if mother nature caused this to happen.
 
2013-07-15 07:32:38 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Boo_Guy: In my town when the city planted flowers along the expressway people stopped,  dug them up,  and brought them home.

/Its easier to mow without the flowers anyway

What  Boo_Guy's neighbours might look like.
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Came for AC, leaving satisfied.

/Damn that game is addicting
//Probably get bored of it by the end of the month.
\\\Fark Tom Nook.
 
2013-07-15 08:12:10 AM  

YoOjo: jso2897: YoOjo: Lightweights, all of them.
When a whole town is one huge knot of Ayuhuasca vines, all inside and outside the minds of everyone clutching onto the ride from the last possible future backwards into the multitudes of possible presents, then you should call me. I'll bring a chair, we can sit and dance for countless centuries on the head of a pin hurtling through the space between the afters always before.
Weed is for artists, not regular sane folk, sane folk need the stronger psychedelics. It's law somewhere, I forget where but I saw it written as law, in purple grime on sapphire black. Yes, definitely somewhere.

I think that we should have a Fark rule that when you try that hard and fail that utterly, you should kill yourself.

Well, we share the same solution to the problem of my existence, death is the end, I agree.
However, I do feel that calling for the suicide of a stranger online is impolite and shows questionable values on a par with those of normally associated with the organisms living within the u-bend of a prison block shower room.
I won't report you to your gods for being out of line, I should, you went too far. But I don't wish to add to your misery.
I'll die when it is time, you should not try to influence that, be polite in all you do and don't concern yourself with others that you disagree with.
That was free, you are free to acknowledge or ignore, life is beautiful in that way.


farking racist asshole.
 
2013-07-15 08:34:36 AM  

Romeo_Santana: That's been happening here in Arkansas a lot. People are planting pot on frisbee golf courses. It just blends into the course and provides the filthy hippies one more reason to play such a mind numbing "sport."


Well in all fairness, frisbee golf makes just as much sense as golf.  They even have a bag of discs, as in driver disc, long to short disc and a putting disc.

I won't be impressed till they are brazen enough to plant pot in a prison flower garden along the path for all visitors.  The only path in and out for visiting, parole hearings and executions.  Happened in SC and yes they got caught, but no one is sure how long they got away with it.  It's easy when your doing it anonymously.
 
2013-07-15 08:35:26 AM  
epoch_destroi: YoOjo: jso2897: YoOjo: Lightweights, all of them.
When a whole town is one huge knot of Ayuhuasca vines, all inside and outside the minds of everyone clutching onto the ride from the last possible future backwards into the multitudes of possible presents, then you should call me. I'll bring a chair, we can sit and dance for countless centuries on the head of a pin hurtling through the space between the afters always before.
Weed is for artists, not regular sane folk, sane folk need the stronger psychedelics. It's law somewhere, I forget where but I saw it written as law, in purple grime on sapphire black. Yes, definitely somewhere.

I think that we should have a Fark rule that when you try that hard and fail that utterly, you should kill yourself.

Well, we share the same solution to the problem of my existence, death is the end, I agree.
However, I do feel that calling for the suicide of a stranger online is impolite and shows questionable values on a par with those of normally associated with the organisms living within the u-bend of a prison block shower room.
I won't report you to your gods for being out of line, I should, you went too far. But I don't wish to add to your misery.
I'll die when it is time, you should not try to influence that, be polite in all you do and don't concern yourself with others that you disagree with.
That was free, you are free to acknowledge or ignore, life is beautiful in that way.


farking racist asshole.


Duuude wrong thread  .  .  .  really.
 
2013-07-15 08:36:09 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: I think they all should be sent to gitmo for attempting to overgrow the United States govt.


Do you know how I know that you DRTFA?
 
2013-07-15 08:39:01 AM  

Marcintosh: epoch_destroi: YoOjo: jso2897: YoOjo: Lightweights, all of them.
When a whole town is one huge knot of Ayuhuasca vines, all inside and outside the minds of everyone clutching onto the ride from the last possible future backwards into the multitudes of possible presents, then you should call me. I'll bring a chair, we can sit and dance for countless centuries on the head of a pin hurtling through the space between the afters always before.
Weed is for artists, not regular sane folk, sane folk need the stronger psychedelics. It's law somewhere, I forget where but I saw it written as law, in purple grime on sapphire black. Yes, definitely somewhere.

I think that we should have a Fark rule that when you try that hard and fail that utterly, you should kill yourself.

Well, we share the same solution to the problem of my existence, death is the end, I agree.
However, I do feel that calling for the suicide of a stranger online is impolite and shows questionable values on a par with those of normally associated with the organisms living within the u-bend of a prison block shower room.
I won't report you to your gods for being out of line, I should, you went too far. But I don't wish to add to your misery.
I'll die when it is time, you should not try to influence that, be polite in all you do and don't concern yourself with others that you disagree with.
That was free, you are free to acknowledge or ignore, life is beautiful in that way.

farking racist asshole.

Duuude wrong thread  .  .  .  really.


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-07-15 09:21:32 AM  

YoOjo: jso2897: YoOjo: Lightweights, all of them.
When a whole town is one huge knot of Ayuhuasca vines, all inside and outside the minds of everyone clutching onto the ride from the last possible future backwards into the multitudes of possible presents, then you should call me. I'll bring a chair, we can sit and dance for countless centuries on the head of a pin hurtling through the space between the afters always before.
Weed is for artists, not regular sane folk, sane folk need the stronger psychedelics. It's law somewhere, I forget where but I saw it written as law, in purple grime on sapphire black. Yes, definitely somewhere.

I think that we should have a Fark rule that when you try that hard and fail that utterly, you should kill yourself.

Well, we share the same solution to the problem of my existence, death is the end, I agree.
However, I do feel that calling for the suicide of a stranger online is impolite and shows questionable values on a par with those of normally associated with the organisms living within the u-bend of a prison block shower room.
I won't report you to your gods for being out of line, I should, you went too far. But I don't wish to add to your misery.
I'll die when it is time, you should not try to influence that, be polite in all you do and don't concern yourself with others that you disagree with.
That was free, you are free to acknowledge or ignore, life is beautiful in that way.


Why did I need to be high to understand the both of you?
 
2013-07-15 09:41:33 AM  
i am paul from tokin daily, and i applaud this planting
 
2013-07-15 09:44:14 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com

//hotlinked
 
2013-07-15 09:45:05 AM  

khyberkitsune: uttertosh: Well, it's high time you learn the difference between thc and cbd, you muppet.
HA! Gotta love the knowitall ignorance of armchair kind of an experts


Gonna hafta say I'll take a pass on leafy schwag off of German street corners.

Speaking of ignorance.....
I've got at least ten strains of indica, all extremely high THC/THC-V content and very low CBD and CBN.


As the great Hedly Lamarr once remarked. "I hope you brought enough for everybody..."

Who's the armchair expert, now?
/certainly not THIS horticultural research director and state-licensed cannabis producer.


Just a connoisseur of the "armchair" variety, myself.
 
2013-07-15 09:46:28 AM  

Creoena: For the love of god, can we please make weed legal already so we can stop with this hippie bullshiat and move on with our lives?


Nope. I'm having too much fun here.
 
2013-07-15 10:02:18 AM  
If I were Sheriff John Brown, I'd be laying low for a while.
 
2013-07-15 10:04:16 AM  
whore tit culture
 
2013-07-15 10:12:31 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Marcintosh: epoch_destroi: YoOjo: jso2897: YoOjo: Lightweights, all of them.
When a whole town is one huge knot of Ayuhuasca vines, all inside and outside the minds of everyone clutching onto the ride from the last possible future backwards into the multitudes of possible presents, then you should call me. I'll bring a chair, we can sit and dance for countless centuries on the head of a pin hurtling through the space between the afters always before.
Weed is for artists, not regular sane folk, sane folk need the stronger psychedelics. It's law somewhere, I forget where but I saw it written as law, in purple grime on sapphire black. Yes, definitely somewhere.

I think that we should have a Fark rule that when you try that hard and fail that utterly, you should kill yourself.

Well, we share the same solution to the problem of my existence, death is the end, I agree.
However, I do feel that calling for the suicide of a stranger online is impolite and shows questionable values on a par with those of normally associated with the organisms living within the u-bend of a prison block shower room.
I won't report you to your gods for being out of line, I should, you went too far. But I don't wish to add to your misery.
I'll die when it is time, you should not try to influence that, be polite in all you do and don't concern yourself with others that you disagree with.
That was free, you are free to acknowledge or ignore, life is beautiful in that way.

farking racist asshole.

Duuude wrong thread  .  .  .  really.

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no wayyy maaan
hungrygerald.com
 
2013-07-15 10:15:46 AM  
why does Fark not have a "winning" tab?
 
2013-07-15 10:22:55 AM  

Skr: Always heard it as being a "Johnny Appleseed." While it does grow like a weed anywhere, the quality sinks without a decent amount of care.


One trick to help with that is to grow it in raised beds/containers in a low lying area where the ground is usually damp or wet, such as in a marsh or on the edge of a pond. Most of the roots will grow in the raised, unsaturated soil, but the plant will send down tap roots into the wet soil for a consistent supply of moisture.
 
2013-07-15 10:24:42 AM  

Skr: Always heard it as being a "Johnny Appleseed." While it does grow like a weed anywhere, the quality sinks without a decent amount of care.


Bingo. This isn't new.

On a similar note, there was an odd trend to "Plant Food not Grass" here around the Twin Cities. Although it was good-natured, planting vegetables next to busy roads (thereby sucking up plenty of pollution) probably wasn't the best thought through of plans.

Ugh... yeah... thank FSM my city is generally sane about such stuff, even though we're pretty stupid liberal.  Medians and next to busy roads are for non-eating plants (ideally low-maintenance local flowers and grasses).  There is a push to do front yard gardening, though, which I support.  Grass is kinda lame, but so is obsessing over every bit of land that "could be food".  This is often said by people who haven't grown a decent amount of food before, especially in a plot not in their backyard and not easy to get to / maintain.

A former roommate of mine couldn't walk by a goddamn flowering tree without biatching that it should be a cherry or apple tree.  But then would biatch about slipping on mulberries staining the sidewalk from a tree one block over.
 
2013-07-15 10:40:16 AM  

BATMANATEE: hemp


No.  It's called "hagerstown brown"
 
2013-07-15 11:22:29 AM  
I hate grass. I mowed too much as a child. My front "lawn" will look like this:

3.bp.blogspot.com

But as for stealth planting pot seeds? You bet that's amusing. I'm surprised it's not happening in college towns all over the U.S. right now.
 
2013-07-15 11:26:07 AM  

IrishBlunder: As the great Hedly Lamarr once remarked. "I hope you brought enough for everybody..."


Yep, and even have pictures, too!

Can't believe I'm the only one dropping pics, here.

i.imgur.com

And I just realized she's growing into the light. Gonna have to tie her down and make more cuttings.
 
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