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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)   Running around drunk and trying to break into a woman's apartment while only wearing socks and underwear is no way to go through life, Mr. County Supervisor   (pressdemocrat.com) divider line 30
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2013-07-14 09:36:15 PM
Good luck dealing with a drinking problem in Sonoma County...
 
2013-07-14 09:38:09 PM
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/now let's get on with this shiat-cano of a shiat-thread
 
2013-07-14 09:43:13 PM
Who gives a shiat he went into seclusion and for treatment.  Prosecute him and make him lose his job.  He's done.
 
2013-07-14 09:49:16 PM
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2013-07-14 09:55:11 PM
Maybe he'll claim he took too much Ambien and was sleepwalking in his underwear.  "Lulu... Lulu..."
 
2013-07-14 10:13:21 PM
Huh...no BAC test, no charges. Now why would that be?
 
2013-07-14 10:14:38 PM

buckler: Huh...no BAC test, no charges. Now why would that be?


Well, the BAC seems pretty obvious.
 
2013-07-14 10:14:50 PM
After reading many of these stories I'm pretty sure subby is Wrong
 
2013-07-14 10:22:25 PM
I should have known this would make Fark. Go Sonoma!

This guy was arrested last year for punching some dude unconscious at a Southern California bar, but he managed to get out of the charges then. Hope he doesn't manage it this time, he's pretty much a class A scumbag.
 
2013-07-14 10:30:06 PM
Yay, someone I know made Fark.  Wait, that's never a good thing.  Looks like he's done for this time.  I don't recall ever seeing him drink at events before.  Maybe he knew he'd go all Mr. Hyde.
 
2013-07-14 10:48:28 PM
Hey ladies.

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2013-07-14 10:49:24 PM
Whoa. After having moved back home here to Santa Rosa (from 18 hellish months in NC) a month ago, I've been having a hell of a time finding work. When I saw this headline, I thought to myself, 'these are the asswipes who are hired for these jobs, and I can't even find an entry level job. I'd bust my ass if I was working for the county yet this clown isnt even trying'. I hadn't even realized it was a local story. Ugh. One more month of rent, and I'll be broke...
 
2013-07-14 10:51:06 PM
Aaaand I just realized it was EC. I voted for him. Lovely.
 
2013-07-14 10:54:21 PM

coachellette: Whoa. After having moved back home here to Santa Rosa (from 18 hellish months in NC) a month ago, I've been having a hell of a time finding work. When I saw this headline, I thought to myself, 'these are the asswipes who are hired for these jobs, and I can't even find an entry level job. I'd bust my ass if I was working for the county yet this clown isnt even trying'. I hadn't even realized it was a local story. Ugh. One more month of rent, and I'll be broke...


Food Maxx is hiring
 
2013-07-14 11:00:43 PM

friedlinx: coachellette: Whoa. After having moved back home here to Santa Rosa (from 18 hellish months in NC) a month ago, I've been having a hell of a time finding work. When I saw this headline, I thought to myself, 'these are the asswipes who are hired for these jobs, and I can't even find an entry level job. I'd bust my ass if I was working for the county yet this clown isnt even trying'. I hadn't even realized it was a local story. Ugh. One more month of rent, and I'll be broke...

Food Maxx is hiring


I actually managed there when it was still Food 4 Less, 12 years ago.

Hopefully, my bioscience degrees won't let me down. They haven't yet, but time's ticking.
 
2013-07-14 11:02:27 PM
Ah, you're in Sebastopol. I lived off Bloomfield during my grad years. Miss my gardens terribly.
 
2013-07-14 11:13:46 PM

unchellmatt: Hey ladies.


Yup, he looks like a douchebag.
 
2013-07-14 11:21:53 PM

coachellette: Whoa. After having moved back home here to Santa Rosa (from 18 hellish months in NC) a month ago, I've been having a hell of a time finding work. When I saw this headline, I thought to myself, 'these are the asswipes who are hired for these jobs, and I can't even find an entry level job. I'd bust my ass if I was working for the county yet this clown isnt even trying'. I hadn't even realized it was a local story. Ugh. One more month of rent, and I'll be broke...


I've gotten lucky and am financially OK for now, but I hear you on the looking for a job and wondering how these guys manage to find them. Granted, I know nothing about being a county supervisor, but I'd be happy to guarantee that I'll never be discovered in a similar situation to this clown's, and that's got to count for something.

/have had similar thoughts about the employees at the dept. of education. I swear the only qualifications for those jobs are the ability to play computer games and the willingness to watch your voicemail and email inbox fill up without so much as a hint that you even exist, let alone any responses.
 
2013-07-14 11:22:40 PM
srweb.sar.dc.publicus.com


caption this photo ,please
 
2013-07-14 11:24:41 PM

coachellette: Ah, you're in Sebastopol. I lived off Bloomfield during my grad years. Miss my gardens terribly


Kennedy Rd FTW and the views
 
2013-07-14 11:30:37 PM

friedlinx: coachellette: Ah, you're in Sebastopol. I lived off Bloomfield during my grad years. Miss my gardens terribly

Kennedy Rd FTW and the views


Indeed.
 
2013-07-14 11:31:54 PM

RenownedCurator: coachellette: Whoa. After having moved back home here to Santa Rosa (from 18 hellish months in NC) a month ago, I've been having a hell of a time finding work. When I saw this headline, I thought to myself, 'these are the asswipes who are hired for these jobs, and I can't even find an entry level job. I'd bust my ass if I was working for the county yet this clown isnt even trying'. I hadn't even realized it was a local story. Ugh. One more month of rent, and I'll be broke...

I've gotten lucky and am financially OK for now, but I hear you on the looking for a job and wondering how these guys manage to find them. Granted, I know nothing about being a county supervisor, but I'd be happy to guarantee that I'll never be discovered in a similar situation to this clown's, and that's got to count for something.

/have had similar thoughts about the employees at the dept. of education. I swear the only qualifications for those jobs are the ability to play computer games and the willingness to watch your voicemail and email inbox fill up without so much as a hint that you even exist, let alone any responses.


Guys like this typically get the job through nepotism. Or nepotism in a round about way. Like the guy doing the hiring used to drink with his old man.
 
2013-07-14 11:34:59 PM

RenownedCurator: coachellette: Whoa. After having moved back home here to Santa Rosa (from 18 hellish months in NC) a month ago, I've been having a hell of a time finding work. When I saw this headline, I thought to myself, 'these are the asswipes who are hired for these jobs, and I can't even find an entry level job. I'd bust my ass if I was working for the county yet this clown isnt even trying'. I hadn't even realized it was a local story. Ugh. One more month of rent, and I'll be broke...

I've gotten lucky and am financially OK for now, but I hear you on the looking for a job and wondering how these guys manage to find them. Granted, I know nothing about being a county supervisor, but I'd be happy to guarantee that I'll never be discovered in a similar situation to this clown's, and that's got to count for something.

/have had similar thoughts about the employees at the dept. of education. I swear the only qualifications for those jobs are the ability to play computer games and the willingness to watch your voicemail and email inbox fill up without so much as a hint that you even exist, let alone any responses.


You couldn't be more spot-on, unfortunately. A colleague and myself rack up one horror story after another each time we're forced to interact with the folks at the local COEs.
 
2013-07-14 11:39:41 PM

albatros183: After reading many of these stories I'm pretty sure subby is Wrong


Likewise.
 
2013-07-14 11:43:37 PM
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2013-07-15 12:14:08 AM

friedlinx: [srweb.sar.dc.publicus.com image 410x308]


caption this photo ,please


i92.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-15 01:08:25 AM

Marine1: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x327]

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/now let's get on with this shiat-cano of a shiat-thread

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2013-07-15 10:11:55 AM
The local word is that he was drunk and on Molly.  This would explain why I haven't been able to find any, the damn politicians are buying it all up.
 
2013-07-15 03:51:53 PM
As a Sonoma County resident I applaud Mr.  Carrillo's  fine effort for getting us on Fark.


He may be a perv,  but he's our perv.

Now throw him in the pounded in the butt prison.
 
2013-07-15 05:45:39 PM
Nice, not 3 miles from my home! Good to know low level POS politicians are the same everywhere...
Who was that Sonoma county Judge a few years back who solo crashed her Porsche, threatened an arresting officer "do you know who I am" type stuff, wrote and apology in the press demo for it but was never charged with DUI or lost her license. I'll bet the same scenario happens here as well.

Meanwhile, for the rest of us...

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