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(NHK World (Japan))   Help a farker's dream come true, DIT   (nhk.or.jp) divider line 11
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2013-07-14 08:06:59 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-15 11:14:16 AM  
1 votes:
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
2013-07-14 09:19:37 PM  
1 votes:
Q1. What do you want more than anything else in the world?
For Swingline staplers to get off their high horse and donate to lesser staplers across the world.

Q2. What does it mean to love?
To staple every bit of one's body, mind, and spirituality to another being.

Q3. When do you feel truly alive, and what does it mean to be alive?
Holding my staple gun, stapling insulation to the walls to provide warmth and security from the vicious attacks of the outside world. To have the power to join forces is to truly be alive.

Q4. What's your message for Morning Musume? Write whatever is on your mind!
 Every day you wake up you must ask yourself, "Where would we be without staplers?"
2013-07-14 09:06:59 PM  
1 votes:
subby, you are an odd one, but farkers have "helped" me out before so...

Q #1 To staple a million dollars to my wall that holds all my various staples
Q #2 Love is to a stapler what a staple is to paper (?)
Q #3 To be stapling away with my trusty stapler because I am unique in my staple existence. Staple!
Q #4 Staple me a song, not a sad song, but an upbeat staple song instead! Please include as many staplers and staples as possible!

I even sent one of your pics-

hope it helps (you weirdo :-)
2013-07-14 08:43:26 PM  
1 votes:
I've been trying to get in contact with Kate Upton, and I keep getting these pesky cease and desist orders.  Can someone hook me up with her so I can take her to a hockey game, get a bite to eat, and engage in a little light bondage?

Thanks, you guys are the best.

/submitter
2013-07-14 08:18:58 PM  
1 votes:
Certainly my friend.

Q1. What do you want more than anything else in the world?

A stapler that has a citrus juicer built in.

Q2. What does it mean to love?

It's a truly transcendent experience very comparable to the feeling you had when you received your first stapler in life. That's just hard to describe but if yours was a Swingline you know what I mean.

Q3. When do you feel truly alive, and what does it mean to be alive?

When I'm using my stapler, of course.
You couldn't be alive and a sentient being without being able to use a stapler. Unless you were handicapped and that would just be so damn sad.

Q4. What's your message for Morning Musume? Write whatever is on your mind!

My friend used to staple his sheet music together. One day he realized that the song was printed on both the front and the back of the pages.
Boy was he embarrassed. Improper stapler use is quite revealing about a person, don't you think?
2013-07-14 08:17:51 PM  
1 votes:
I love big busted staplers that don't work, I can not lie!
2013-07-14 08:17:25 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry, the link is the thread starting thing, with the headline and whatsit.
2013-07-14 08:15:30 PM  
1 votes:
I'm not sure what's so complicated about this.

farm3.static.flickr.com
2013-07-14 08:09:42 PM  
1 votes:

Lorelle: Like this, Subby?


Yes, that's fantastic.
2013-07-14 08:07:29 PM  
1 votes:
Like this, Subby?

Q1. What do you want more than anything else in the world?

I want staplers more than anything else in the world.

Q2. What does it mean to love?

Love to me means loving staplers.

Q3. When do you feel truly alive, and what does it mean to be alive?

I feel truly alive when I'm using a stapler. Being alive means living for my staplers.

Q4. What's your message for Morning Musume? Write whatever is on your mind!

I've got staplers on my mind.
 
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