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(USA Today)   Motorcycle racer hits 285 mph. 285 mph hits back   (usatoday.com) divider line 21
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2013-07-14 10:50:17 PM
8 votes:
I don't want a pickle . . .
2013-07-14 11:06:09 PM
7 votes:

GuidoDelConfuso: what's the ... difference between 200 and 290?


90.

You're welcome.  I took some math in college. We studied the difference between 200 and 290.
2013-07-15 10:12:38 AM
2 votes:
Louder pipes would have easily prevented this tragedy.
2013-07-14 11:28:34 PM
2 votes:
www.demotivationalposters.org
2013-07-14 10:55:46 PM
2 votes:
I've been up to 155 on a bike.   On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair.  Did not smell any colitas.
It was exhilarating and terrifying simultaneously.
2013-07-14 10:52:29 PM
2 votes:

Superjew: At least he died doing what he lo....

No fark that bullshiat.  Dumbass.  No doubt he had family and friends who loved him, but instead of his company for a lifetime they get a smear of red on pavement.  fark that twice.


Don't be so negative. At 285 I doubt there was much of a smear there.
2013-07-14 10:48:40 PM
2 votes:
At least he died  hero.

Oh wait, he didn't. He died going fast on a motorcycle. That was pretty stupid.
2013-07-15 01:39:35 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: Warner was conscious and talking after the crash just before 10 a.m., Kelly said, but he died about an hour and 15 minutes later at a hospital in Caribou.

He was complaining because the cold air was blowing into his shirt. His buddy had told him to turn his jacket around, so that the collar of the jacket would be at his neck. That way no air could get into his shirt. So that is what he did.

When the police arrived, they were doing a report. The police asked one of the witnesses if the man was deceased when they got to the scene. The witness replied, "He was still alive, but by the time we got his head turned around to where it was supposed to be, he was dead!
2013-07-15 12:46:20 AM
1 votes:

Outlawtsar: No Joe Walsh related headline? For shame...

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My race bike goes 285.
I veered of the track and now I must die.
2013-07-15 12:27:34 AM
1 votes:
meat crayon
2013-07-14 11:55:41 PM
1 votes:

Eshy: farm9.staticflickr.com

My baby.


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Remember, doggie ears make you go faster.
2013-07-14 11:45:39 PM
1 votes:
media.smithsonianmag.com
2013-07-14 11:29:28 PM
1 votes:

Abox: See, this is what happens when 285 bashes your head into the ground and you DON'T have a gun. And don't start with your 'he went after 285'...point is when he got there, 2thugty5 assaulted him.


This is all insane. Nobody would even be talking about this if the runway were asphalt, instead of concrete.
2013-07-14 11:22:41 PM
1 votes:
I'm waiting for the day that arcade driving gets realistic enough that it really feels like you're driving. I'll buy one of those booths for $10k, put it in my room and race to my hearts content. Not doing it irl though. Unless...maybe if I decide to kill myself I'll go out in a car chase.
2013-07-14 11:15:32 PM
1 votes:
It's clearly a case of 285 mph standing the ground. If you disagree you are a frigging racer.
2013-07-14 11:12:47 PM
1 votes:
What is the Florida connection that people are talking about? It happened at the former Loring AFB in Maine.
2013-07-14 11:06:46 PM
1 votes:
is there any video of this?

/not that I enjoy snuff films, just never seen someone do a 300 mph cartwheel before.
2013-07-14 11:06:16 PM
1 votes:

Durboloid: I've been up to 155 on a bike.   On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair.  Did not smell any colitas.
It was exhilarating and terrifying simultaneously.


What does a colita even smell like?
2013-07-14 11:02:49 PM
1 votes:
I have a Vincent that was supposed to be able to go 183. But anything over 155 and the back tire would flatten out a little and you couldn't keep it on the road. It was like going around a corner in hydroplane conditions. So I cut it into pieces and made a salad bar out of it. It looks real nice next to the pumpjack.
2013-07-14 11:00:12 PM
1 votes:

Savoir-Faire: My record is a GPS-indicated 156mph


How loud is that?  Like, if you lift your head up, do your ears explode?
2013-07-14 10:54:27 PM
1 votes:

ThatDarkFellow: Superjew: At least he died doing what he lo....

No fark that bullshiat.  Dumbass.  No doubt he had family and friends who loved him, but instead of his company for a lifetime they get a smear of red on pavement.  fark that twice.

Don't be so negative. At 285 I doubt there was much of a smear there.


He probably just skipped for a couple miles
 
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