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(Daily Mail)   Today's Fark-ready headline : "Bride's sister left with a broken nose during mass wedding brawl after being knocked out by her uncle following buffet scramble for a piece of chicken"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 29
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2013-07-14 09:21:17 PM  
5 votes:
Please don't be black, please don't be black, YESSSSSSS!
2013-07-14 09:56:02 PM  
3 votes:

Flashlight: How is she eight months pregnant before marriage?


When a man and a woman like each other very much . . .
2013-07-14 10:40:11 PM  
2 votes:
To be fair, we take queue etiquette very seriously in Britain.
2013-07-14 10:35:20 PM  
2 votes:
White people's problems
2013-07-14 10:10:48 PM  
2 votes:
They held the reception at Chuck E. Cheese?
2013-07-14 10:10:47 PM  
2 votes:

eldie: quatchi: Bride Karyssa Smethurst, 28, of Gorleston, Norfolk, who is eight months pregnant...

This story has everything.

And even more scandalous, she's 8 months pregnant and wearing white!


No it's ok, it's not Labor Day yet.
2013-07-14 09:47:21 PM  
2 votes:
It's a nice day for a... chav wedding.


mrswood: The name krystel spelled any way is in the top 5 of most WT names, this was bound to happen.


Also the bride: Karyssa Smethurst. Creative name spelling never ends well.
2013-07-14 09:19:17 PM  
2 votes:
msdramatv.com

I told you not to touch the big piece of chicken
2013-07-14 09:12:43 PM  
2 votes:
Bride Karyssa Smethurst, 28, of Gorleston, Norfolk, who is eight months pregnant, then had to drive her sister Krystel to hospital after an ambulance failed to turn up.
The groom, Ben Smethurst, 26, said the brawl started at the buffet table after his brother reached over to get a piece of chicken for his 11-year-old son.


Sounds like Britain has its very own Alabama.
2013-07-15 07:26:55 AM  
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 295x515]

I just wanted to commend the National Health Service for the fine job they did reducing that fracture. It doesn't look like she got punched now, no, it looks like she took a cricket bat to the face. Given the quality of the bruising she looks like she's about 3 weeks out and since noses set in about 2 weeks she's stuck with a damn dog leg in the middle of her face now.


Yeah, whatta tragedy. Really mars her beauty.
2013-07-14 11:47:56 PM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-07-14 11:44:20 PM  
1 votes:
niggamemes.com
2013-07-14 11:36:53 PM  
1 votes:

qlenfg: Onslow is much higher class than those folks, and he watches Open University. I was thinking Pikeys as well -- but not sure.

In any case, they apparently have rednecks in the UK as well.


Anywhere you have hills you have hill folk.
2013-07-14 11:35:07 PM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2013-07-14 11:30:07 PM  
1 votes:

El Dudereno: zerkalo: Chavs: Britain's answers to Okies

EABOD.


Meh. Whom did I insult more?
2013-07-14 11:22:42 PM  
1 votes:
These people are in their 20s????
2013-07-14 10:19:21 PM  
1 votes:

quatchi: Bride Karyssa Smethurst, 28, of Gorleston, Norfolk, who is eight months pregnant...

This story has everything.


i.perezhilton.com
2013-07-14 10:12:23 PM  
1 votes:
"Hell YEAH I hit that!" - Uncle Curt
2013-07-14 10:03:56 PM  
1 votes:

quatchi: Bride Karyssa Smethurst, 28, of Gorleston, Norfolk, who is eight months pregnant...

This story has everything.


And even more scandalous, she's 8 months pregnant and wearing white!
2013-07-14 10:00:48 PM  
1 votes:

Flashlight: How is she eight months pregnant before marriage?


Magic?
2013-07-14 09:57:36 PM  
1 votes:
Mother-of-three Krystel suffered broken nose and two black eyes

Biatch done got told three times.
2013-07-14 09:43:20 PM  
1 votes:
Bride Karyssa Smethurst, 28, of Gorleston, Norfolk, who is eight months pregnant...

This story has everything.
2013-07-14 09:31:02 PM  
1 votes:
i184.photobucket.com
2013-07-14 09:28:48 PM  
1 votes:
A wedding where there was a fight over chicken....the whole wedding party sounds fat. Ill bet they played convoy when the bridesmaids came in.
2013-07-14 09:24:35 PM  
1 votes:
The name krystel spelled any way is in the top 5 of most WT names, this was bound to happen.
2013-07-14 09:21:47 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, it's like Onslow's family from that Brit show, Keeping Up Appearances.
2013-07-14 09:20:43 PM  
1 votes:
Unless that family family tree looks like a walking stick, I don't think the groom's brother is the same as the bride's uncle...
2013-07-14 09:19:48 PM  
1 votes:
The Aristocrats?
2013-07-14 09:19:17 PM  
1 votes:
Oh Pippa.
 
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