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(Daily Mail)   Today's Fark-ready headline : "Bride's sister left with a broken nose during mass wedding brawl after being knocked out by her uncle following buffet scramble for a piece of chicken"   ( divider line
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2013-07-15 05:05:21 PM  
1 vote:
My racial profiling is off today.
2013-07-15 10:01:54 AM  
1 vote:
Reaching in front without saying excuse me? That's a brawling. I'm getting a kick out of these replies since I took the big piece of fried chicken at dinner last night.
2013-07-15 05:50:07 AM  
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Old Man Winter: Does anyone remember when people thought of Britain as a sophisticate, intellectual and refined culture? America used to be full of anglophiles.  Now, thanks to globalization (reading their news, watching their tv), I think of Britain as being inhabited solely by Vicky Pollard types who have contributed nothing valuable to Western Culture in at least 60 years.  They are like the Mississippi (or insert whatever State you think of being all redneck) of Europe.

Well that's not quite true. What happened is one day a few years ago we were all reading our newspapers, drinking tea, just home from work at the bank, having stopped to feed the birds, tuppence a bag, on the way home, followed by a hearty dance with chimney sweeps, when we turned on the television and saw Jersey Shore. In the space of 10 minutes our entire culture sank to your level. At least we haven't descended so far we happily eat a yellowy plastic material and pretend it's cheese.

Or we could just mutually agree to not judge our respective countries on the worst dregs one can find.
2013-07-14 10:59:11 PM  
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limeyfellow: To be fair, we take queue etiquette very seriously in Britain.

True, and I appreciated that when I was over there. In the U.S. it is not uncommon for some jerk to save spots for several friends -- and no one else in line will help you out if you stand up to them.
2013-07-14 10:57:33 PM  
1 vote:
Normally I say the guy cutting in line deserved it, but he was getting food for his 11 year old son, probably to keep the kid occupied because he was bored to tears. WTF, uncle? And why no pics of him?! :(
2013-07-14 10:10:48 PM  
1 vote:
They held the reception at Chuck E. Cheese?
2013-07-14 10:10:29 PM  
1 vote:
Onslow is much higher class than those folks, and he watches Open University. I was thinking Pikeys as well -- but not sure.

In any case, they apparently have rednecks in the UK as well.
2013-07-14 10:03:07 PM  
1 vote:
Dirax2:Wow...I thought it was just us that rolled like that.
WTF is happening to England??

You do realize that not everyone in the UK speaks with proper BBC English accent, went to boarding school and has titles of nobility?

Someone has to be the peasant.
2013-07-14 10:00:48 PM  
1 vote:

Flashlight: How is she eight months pregnant before marriage?

2013-07-14 09:21:47 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, it's like Onslow's family from that Brit show, Keeping Up Appearances.
2013-07-14 09:19:48 PM  
1 vote:
The Aristocrats?
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