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(Daily Mail)   Today's Fark-ready headline : "Bride's sister left with a broken nose during mass wedding brawl after being knocked out by her uncle following buffet scramble for a piece of chicken"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 88
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2013-07-14 11:30:07 PM  

El Dudereno: zerkalo: Chavs: Britain's answers to Okies

EABOD.


Meh. Whom did I insult more?
 
2013-07-14 11:31:20 PM  
 
2013-07-14 11:35:07 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

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2013-07-14 11:35:19 PM  
Not so bad, a buddy of mine in hamilton ontario had a stabbing at his wedding. He punched out the guy that did the stabbing.

geuss it is no surprise they were only married briefly
 
2013-07-14 11:35:27 PM  
Concentrate on the old, new and borrowed - we've got the blue covered...
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-07-14 11:35:39 PM  
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com
 
2013-07-14 11:36:17 PM  
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2013-07-14 11:36:53 PM  

qlenfg: Onslow is much higher class than those folks, and he watches Open University. I was thinking Pikeys as well -- but not sure.

In any case, they apparently have rednecks in the UK as well.


Anywhere you have hills you have hill folk.
 
2013-07-14 11:44:20 PM  
niggamemes.com
 
2013-07-14 11:45:51 PM  
So this is where he ended up after wrestling
members.shaw.ca
 
2013-07-14 11:47:56 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-14 11:49:47 PM  
Yer, bu, no, bu, yer, bu, no, bu...

tomofthailand.files.wordpress.com

SHAA UHHH!
 
2013-07-14 11:53:17 PM  
I almost forgot the original series...

Link
 
2013-07-14 11:54:30 PM  
okay, should i feel bad upon reading the headline my first thought was the deep south of the good ol USA?
 
2013-07-15 12:01:05 AM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Did anyone else read that headline with the strains of the hoedown from Copeland's Billy the Kid Rodeo running through their head?



If they had been fighting over beef, maybe it would have.
 
2013-07-15 12:03:15 AM  
Does anyone remember when people thought of Britain as a sophisticate, intellectual and refined culture? America used to be full of anglophiles.  Now, thanks to globalization (reading their news, watching their tv), I think of Britain as being inhabited solely by Vicky Pollard types who have contributed nothing valuable to Western Culture in at least 60 years.  They are like the Mississippi (or insert whatever State you think of being all redneck) of Europe.
 
2013-07-15 12:17:22 AM  
"I told you that was some dang fine chi kin."
 
2013-07-15 12:18:52 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I just wanted to commend the National Health Service for the fine job they did reducing that fracture. It doesn't look like she got punched now, no, it looks like she took a cricket bat to the face. Given the quality of the bruising she looks like she's about 3 weeks out and since noses set in about 2 weeks she's stuck with a damn dog leg in the middle of her face now.
 
2013-07-15 12:35:31 AM  

Flashlight: How is she eight months pregnant before marriage?


Uh, the better question is "why would anyone GET it pregnant?"
 
2013-07-15 12:44:04 AM  

Vector R: Normally I say the guy cutting in line deserved it, but he was getting food for his 11 year old son, probably to keep the kid occupied because he was bored to tears. WTF, uncle? And why no pics of him?! :(


They named just about everyone else, but not the kid

I'm going for Darryl. It's about only one missing.
 
2013-07-15 12:50:25 AM  
Nah, he still deserved it. Unless the 11 year old was about to go into a diabetic coma, he can line up like everyone else.
 
2013-07-15 01:00:16 AM  

OscarTamerz: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 295x515]

I just wanted to commend the National Health Service for the fine job they did reducing that fracture. It doesn't look like she got punched now, no, it looks like she took a cricket bat to the face. Given the quality of the bruising she looks like she's about 3 weeks out and since noses set in about 2 weeks she's stuck with a damn dog leg in the middle of her face now.


If only she had a gun
 
2013-07-15 01:27:51 AM  
Wow. I thought this kind of thing was only allowed in Ireland.

/absolutely positive that alcohol wasn't involved
 
2013-07-15 05:50:07 AM  

Old Man Winter: Does anyone remember when people thought of Britain as a sophisticate, intellectual and refined culture? America used to be full of anglophiles.  Now, thanks to globalization (reading their news, watching their tv), I think of Britain as being inhabited solely by Vicky Pollard types who have contributed nothing valuable to Western Culture in at least 60 years.  They are like the Mississippi (or insert whatever State you think of being all redneck) of Europe.


Well that's not quite true. What happened is one day a few years ago we were all reading our newspapers, drinking tea, just home from work at the bank, having stopped to feed the birds, tuppence a bag, on the way home, followed by a hearty dance with chimney sweeps, when we turned on the television and saw Jersey Shore. In the space of 10 minutes our entire culture sank to your level. At least we haven't descended so far we happily eat a yellowy plastic material and pretend it's cheese.

Or we could just mutually agree to not judge our respective countries on the worst dregs one can find.
 
2013-07-15 06:27:43 AM  

Slaxl: Old Man Winter: Does anyone remember when people thought of Britain as a sophisticate, intellectual and refined culture? America used to be full of anglophiles.  Now, thanks to globalization (reading their news, watching their tv), I think of Britain as being inhabited solely by Vicky Pollard types who have contributed nothing valuable to Western Culture in at least 60 years.  They are like the Mississippi (or insert whatever State you think of being all redneck) of Europe.

Well that's not quite true. What happened is one day a few years ago we were all reading our newspapers, drinking tea, just home from work at the bank, having stopped to feed the birds, tuppence a bag, on the way home, followed by a hearty dance with chimney sweeps, when we turned on the television and saw Jersey Shore. In the space of 10 minutes our entire culture sank to your level. At least we haven't descended so far we happily eat a yellowy plastic material and pretend it's cheese.

Or we could just mutually agree to not judge our respective countries on the worst dregs one can find.


 That is pretty good. When you think the worst  of the worst of American culture is American Cheese
eating, life isn't so bad..
 
2013-07-15 06:56:15 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: rumpelstiltskin: Sounds like Britain has its very own Alabama.

This.


Given that inbreeding has been an issue (hobby?) in the fens since before Columbus set sail, I think it's rather more the case that Alabama is the USA's Norfolk.

chaosweaver: Unless that family family tree looks like a walking stick, I don't think the groom's brother is the same as the bride's uncle...


Again, Norfolk. What part of that is so hard for Americans to understand?

Norfolk Virgin : An ugly girl, under fifteen, who can run faster than her brothers
 
2013-07-15 07:26:55 AM  

OscarTamerz: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 295x515]

I just wanted to commend the National Health Service for the fine job they did reducing that fracture. It doesn't look like she got punched now, no, it looks like she took a cricket bat to the face. Given the quality of the bruising she looks like she's about 3 weeks out and since noses set in about 2 weeks she's stuck with a damn dog leg in the middle of her face now.


Yeah, whatta tragedy. Really mars her beauty.
 
2013-07-15 07:28:03 AM  

limeyfellow: To be fair, we take queue etiquette very seriously in Britain.


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2013-07-15 07:40:38 AM  

OscarTamerz: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 295x515]

I just wanted to commend the National Health Service for the fine job they did reducing that fracture. It doesn't look like she got punched now, no, it looks like she took a cricket bat to the face. Given the quality of the bruising she looks like she's about 3 weeks out and since noses set in about 2 weeks she's stuck with a damn dog leg in the middle of her face now.


If only the people who taught you everything there is to know about facial fractures had also taught you to read the farking article;

TFA: A Norfolk Police spokesperson said: 'Police were called to Caldecott Hall Hotel in Fritton, near Great Yarmouth, shortly before midnight on Friday 5 July following reports of a disturbance.
 
2013-07-15 07:50:42 AM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Did anyone else read that headline with the strains of the hoedown from Copeland's Billy the Kid running through their head?


I love Copeland, but no.
 
2013-07-15 07:59:28 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: That is pretty good. When you think the worst  of the worst of American culture is American Cheese
eating, life isn't so bad..


2 things we take seriously. Queue etiquette and cheese. 

/I was keeping it light.
 
2013-07-15 08:16:21 AM  
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2013-07-15 08:52:41 AM  

Dirkax2: Wow...I thought it was just us that rolled like that.
WTF is happening to England??


That nothing. If this had happened below the Mason-Dixion line you can bet at least one person would be going the the hospital with rock salt in his butt.
 
2013-07-15 09:14:55 AM  

Slaxl: Mr. Shabooboo: That is pretty good. When you think the worst  of the worst of American culture is American Cheese
eating, life isn't so bad..

2 things we take seriously. Queue etiquette and cheese. 

/I was keeping it light.


I think we can agree that "light" cheese is an abomination..
 
2013-07-15 09:44:06 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: rumpelstiltskin: Sounds like Britain has its very own Alabama.

This.



Hey, cock blocking is a problem everywhere.
 
2013-07-15 10:01:54 AM  
Reaching in front without saying excuse me? That's a brawling. I'm getting a kick out of these replies since I took the big piece of fried chicken at dinner last night.
 
2013-07-15 12:36:35 PM  
Geez.  While I do agree the response was a bit over the top (should have taken it outside, man to man) the "Best Man"  (No way does "best" imply someone who jumps queue) was definitely in the wrong.  You don't just cut in.   Even if it's for the kid.  The kid's 11 for chrissakes...he's old enough to get his own damn food.

Precious f'in snowflakes.

The brawl sucks and all, but the best man deserved to get his ass kicked.
 
2013-07-15 05:05:21 PM  
My racial profiling is off today.
 
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