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(Daily Mail)   Today's Fark-ready headline : "Bride's sister left with a broken nose during mass wedding brawl after being knocked out by her uncle following buffet scramble for a piece of chicken"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 88
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2013-07-14 09:12:43 PM
Bride Karyssa Smethurst, 28, of Gorleston, Norfolk, who is eight months pregnant, then had to drive her sister Krystel to hospital after an ambulance failed to turn up.
The groom, Ben Smethurst, 26, said the brawl started at the buffet table after his brother reached over to get a piece of chicken for his 11-year-old son.


Sounds like Britain has its very own Alabama.
 
2013-07-14 09:13:41 PM

rumpelstiltskin: Sounds like Britain has its very own Alabama.


This.
 
2013-07-14 09:19:17 PM
msdramatv.com

I told you not to touch the big piece of chicken
 
2013-07-14 09:19:17 PM
Oh Pippa.
 
2013-07-14 09:19:48 PM
The Aristocrats?
 
2013-07-14 09:19:59 PM
I've never been to a wedding in England. I didn't realize they were so interesting.
 
2013-07-14 09:20:43 PM
Unless that family family tree looks like a walking stick, I don't think the groom's brother is the same as the bride's uncle...
 
2013-07-14 09:21:17 PM
Please don't be black, please don't be black, YESSSSSSS!
 
2013-07-14 09:21:47 PM
Wow, it's like Onslow's family from that Brit show, Keeping Up Appearances.
 
2013-07-14 09:21:48 PM
i1148.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-14 09:24:35 PM
The name krystel spelled any way is in the top 5 of most WT names, this was bound to happen.
 
2013-07-14 09:28:48 PM
A wedding where there was a fight over chicken....the whole wedding party sounds fat. Ill bet they played convoy when the bridesmaids came in.
 
2013-07-14 09:29:37 PM
They don't look like Pikeys...
 
2013-07-14 09:31:02 PM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-14 09:33:57 PM
How is she eight months pregnant before marriage?
 
2013-07-14 09:33:57 PM

i15.servimg.comSirEattonHogg: Wow, it's like Onslow's family from that Brit show, Keeping Up Appearances.

 
2013-07-14 09:43:20 PM
Bride Karyssa Smethurst, 28, of Gorleston, Norfolk, who is eight months pregnant...

This story has everything.
 
2013-07-14 09:47:21 PM
It's a nice day for a... chav wedding.


mrswood: The name krystel spelled any way is in the top 5 of most WT names, this was bound to happen.


Also the bride: Karyssa Smethurst. Creative name spelling never ends well.
 
2013-07-14 09:48:37 PM
Wow...I thought it was just us that rolled like that.
WTF is happening to England??
 
2013-07-14 09:49:45 PM

Kanemano: [msdramatv.com image 398x297]

I told you not to touch the big piece of chicken



Came in here for that, thank you

/ yo momma gon lose her damn mind if you touch the big piece a chicken
 
2013-07-14 09:53:21 PM
Did anyone else read that headline with the strains of the hoedown from Copeland's Billy the Kid running through their head?
 
2013-07-14 09:56:02 PM

Flashlight: How is she eight months pregnant before marriage?


When a man and a woman like each other very much . . .
 
2013-07-14 09:57:36 PM
Mother-of-three Krystel suffered broken nose and two black eyes

Biatch done got told three times.
 
2013-07-14 10:00:48 PM

Flashlight: How is she eight months pregnant before marriage?


Magic?
 
2013-07-14 10:03:07 PM
Dirax2:Wow...I thought it was just us that rolled like that.
WTF is happening to England??



You do realize that not everyone in the UK speaks with proper BBC English accent, went to boarding school and has titles of nobility?

Someone has to be the peasant.
 
2013-07-14 10:03:56 PM

quatchi: Bride Karyssa Smethurst, 28, of Gorleston, Norfolk, who is eight months pregnant...

This story has everything.


And even more scandalous, she's 8 months pregnant and wearing white!
 
2013-07-14 10:06:06 PM

Serious Black: The Aristocrats?


Damnit! I came here to say this!
 
2013-07-14 10:08:36 PM

mrswood: The name krystel spelled any way is in the top 5 of most WT names, this was bound to happen.


Middle name is probably Meth (attributed to True Blood)
 
2013-07-14 10:10:29 PM
Onslow is much higher class than those folks, and he watches Open University. I was thinking Pikeys as well -- but not sure.

In any case, they apparently have rednecks in the UK as well.
 
2013-07-14 10:10:47 PM

eldie: quatchi: Bride Karyssa Smethurst, 28, of Gorleston, Norfolk, who is eight months pregnant...

This story has everything.

And even more scandalous, she's 8 months pregnant and wearing white!


No it's ok, it's not Labor Day yet.
 
2013-07-14 10:10:48 PM
They held the reception at Chuck E. Cheese?
 
2013-07-14 10:11:15 PM

FrancoFile: They don't look like Pikeys...


Chavs. Do they think talking to the press makes the family look better? Can't understand why they'd want to air their dirty laundry.
 
2013-07-14 10:12:23 PM
"Hell YEAH I hit that!" - Uncle Curt
 
2013-07-14 10:15:49 PM

Flashlight: How is she eight months pregnant before marriage?


Leprechauns did it.
 
2013-07-14 10:17:17 PM
Chavs: Britain's answers to Okies
 
2013-07-14 10:17:30 PM
qlenfq:   Onslow is much higher class than those folks, and he watches Open University. I was thinking Pikeys as well -- but not sure.

In any case, they apparently have rednecks in the UK as well.



We Americans have this bizarre inferiority complex when it comes to our British cousins.  It must be the Royals and all those Masterpiece Theater (or Theatre) shows on PBS.

I recommend people watch:  "Swansea Love Story" on VICE.
 
2013-07-14 10:18:04 PM

abrown: Please don't be black, please don't be black, YESSSSSSS!


Nah dude, black folkes are way more into chicken than that.

http://m.nbcwashington.com/nbcwashing ton/pm_107901/contentdetail.htm? c ontentguid=3b5kk6VL
 
2013-07-14 10:19:21 PM

quatchi: Bride Karyssa Smethurst, 28, of Gorleston, Norfolk, who is eight months pregnant...

This story has everything.


i.perezhilton.com
 
2013-07-14 10:32:14 PM

qlenfg: Onslow is much higher class than those folks, and he watches Open University. I was thinking Pikeys as well -- but not sure.

In any case, they apparently have rednecks in the UK as well.


Onslow was once shown in bed, reading a book titled: "Principles Of Condensed Matter Physics"

He wouldn't be caught dead with this lot.
 
2013-07-14 10:34:29 PM
Whose broken noes did she leave with?

/drtfa
 
2013-07-14 10:35:20 PM
White people's problems
 
2013-07-14 10:38:56 PM
Color, me surprised......


HA!
 
2013-07-14 10:40:11 PM
To be fair, we take queue etiquette very seriously in Britain.
 
2013-07-14 10:57:33 PM
Normally I say the guy cutting in line deserved it, but he was getting food for his 11 year old son, probably to keep the kid occupied because he was bored to tears. WTF, uncle? And why no pics of him?! :(
 
2013-07-14 10:59:11 PM

limeyfellow: To be fair, we take queue etiquette very seriously in Britain.


True, and I appreciated that when I was over there. In the U.S. it is not uncommon for some jerk to save spots for several friends -- and no one else in line will help you out if you stand up to them.
 
2013-07-14 11:05:18 PM

limeyfellow: To be fair, we take queue etiquette very seriously in Britain.


That's fine, but have the tact to take the fight outside.

My dad took my older brother's mom's hubby (bro is from my dad's first marriage) outside and worked him over good and rejoined my bro's wedding reception while wearing a tux.  He handled it so well my bro still doesn't know about it.  I found out much later.  To my dad's credit, he beat the guy for beating my bro's mom.  Exwife or not, you don't beat a woman around dad.
 
2013-07-14 11:15:43 PM
It took me a minute but I came up to speed.  Good on your dad for handling things in a discreet manner.  No matter how badly things end, if you had kids with your ex, you still gotta keep an eye out...
 
2013-07-14 11:18:00 PM

zerkalo: Chavs: Britain's answers to Okies


EABOD.
 
2013-07-14 11:18:55 PM
In his defense, the chicken was really good
 
2013-07-14 11:22:42 PM
These people are in their 20s????
 
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