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(Science Magazine)   Do beavers make you hot?   (news.sciencemag.org) divider line 24
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2013-07-14 09:19:45 PM  
don't know about hot...
amog.com
but she's allegedly an eager beaver
 
2013-07-14 09:24:52 PM  
Actually, from the article, beavers reduce global warming.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-14 09:35:14 PM  
Beaver fever can make you hot.
 
2013-07-14 09:56:30 PM  
Short hair or long hair version of the species?
 
2013-07-14 10:00:43 PM  
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
 
2013-07-14 10:07:06 PM  
farm7.staticflickr.com

yes they do!!
 
2013-07-14 10:11:36 PM  
They are quite toothsome.
 
2013-07-14 10:12:53 PM  
Speaking of beavers, wtf happened to that sex toy article?  Reports of "malware" my ass!
 
2013-07-14 10:23:32 PM  
What climate change?

www.woodfortrees.org


Just think how much global warming will be happening when, you know, it starts to happen.
 
2013-07-14 10:23:47 PM  
i23.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-14 10:54:58 PM  
i670.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-14 11:46:50 PM  
A sheared beaver is really warm and soft as a cloud.
 
2013-07-15 12:13:01 AM  

SevenizGud: What climate change?

[www.woodfortrees.org image 640x480]

Just think how much global warming will be happening when, you know, it starts to happen.


God you're predictable.
 
2013-07-15 12:28:27 AM  
Two beavers are better then one, their twice the fun, ask anyone
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

/but seriously, beavers are as responsible for global warming as sharks are for the over-fished oceans.
 
2013-07-15 02:45:22 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Short hair or long hair version of the species?


bald, per fark standards.
 
2013-07-15 03:45:06 AM  
th00.deviantart.net

Do beavers make me hot? Uh.. why, why do you ask Subby?
 
2013-07-15 04:54:32 AM  

SevenizGud: What climate change?

[www.woodfortrees.org image 640x480]


Just think how much global warming will be happening when, you know, it starts to happen.


The bit I find funny about the `sevenizgud` graph, as I like to call it, is that in about 11 months or so (must check exact date again soon) temperatures will have failed to rise for long enough that there actually will be a recognised downward trend on global temperature for some data sets.

I really want to know how people will react to the graph when the trend actually is negative.
 
2013-07-15 05:14:04 AM  

strangeluck: [th00.deviantart.net image 850x901]

Do beavers make me hot? Uh.. why, why do you ask Subby?


So you like dopey looking girls with soppy eyes, greasy hair, buck teeth, nose cancer and big hips who look about 16?
 
2013-07-15 06:51:10 AM  

dready zim: strangeluck: [th00.deviantart.net image 850x901]

Do beavers make me hot? Uh.. why, why do you ask Subby?

So you like dopey looking girls with soppy eyes, greasy hair, buck teeth,

nose cancer and big hips who look about 16?


So what you're saying is it isn't a long-term thing. I could make that work.
 
2013-07-15 07:00:24 AM  
Ask Rowena.
 
2013-07-15 07:48:06 AM  
We'll be all right. You've got your Beaver Survival Kit, right?
 
2013-07-15 08:56:42 AM  

Vanis: dready zim: strangeluck: [th00.deviantart.net image 850x901]

Do beavers make me hot? Uh.. why, why do you ask Subby?

So you like dopey looking girls with soppy eyes, greasy hair, buck teeth, nose cancer and big hips who look about 16?

So what you're saying is it isn't a long-term thing. I could make that work.


AM chuckle had, thanks guys.
 
2013-07-15 11:25:23 AM  
/Start totally irrelevant CSB

I was at a strip club with some buddies a long time ago, and there was an older guy there who was completely blitzed.  The entire night he was hollering at the girls "Hey!  Hey, c'mere!  HEYYYYYY!"  Finally one of them comes over to him and says "Hi, what is it hun?", he pauses with his mouth open for a few seconds then says "Uh, er....how's the old beaver?"  First and only time I've ever shot whiskey out of my nose (burns like a biatch).

/End totally irrelevant CSB
 
2013-07-15 01:47:40 PM  

SevenizGud: What climate change?

[www.woodfortrees.org image 640x480]


Just think how much global warming will be happening when, you know, it starts to happen.


Neat!

Let me try,

woodfortrees.org

Hmm mine didn't come out like yours..
 
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