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(Brooklyn Heights Blog)   NY Daily News does a piece about bartenders who pack baseball bats aka the "guns of the Stone Age" behind their bars. One bar owner, who played narc Gaetano Caiozzo on Boardwalk Empire, strongly disagrees   (brooklynheightsblog.com) divider line 136
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2013-07-14 05:17:27 PM
They played baseball in the Stone Age?
 
2013-07-14 05:21:39 PM
B-b-b-but a good guy with a gun trumps a bad guy with a gun...
 
2013-07-14 05:37:10 PM
FTFA: I've just given someone a weapon.

Has this guy never seen a movie with a bar fight?  Bottles, pool cues and bar stools all the way.  Some guy gets tossed through a hanging light and another into a pinball machine.  Then the barkeep wipes the bar, takes the money the good guy throws on the counter and pours another drink.  Sheesh, everybody knows that.
 
2013-07-14 06:23:44 PM

thamike: They played baseball in the Stone Age?


photos1.blogger.com

Yes.
 
2013-07-14 07:23:33 PM

rumpelstiltskin: thamike: They played baseball in the Stone Age?

[photos1.blogger.com image 400x326]

Yes.


www.wired.com

"You know that the Flinstones is only partly based on fact?"
 
2013-07-14 08:19:21 PM
What?
 
2013-07-14 08:22:45 PM
Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.
 
2013-07-14 08:23:06 PM

staplermofo: FTFA: I've just given someone a weapon.

Has this guy never seen a movie with a bar fight?  Bottles, pool cues and bar stools all the way.  Some guy gets tossed through a hanging light and another into a pinball machine.  Then the barkeep wipes the bar, takes the money the good guy throws on the counter and pours another drink.  Sheesh, everybody knows that.


Everyone knows this. Thats day 1 in bartender school.
 
2013-07-14 08:24:10 PM
www.ncwcom.com

?
 
2013-07-14 08:26:39 PM

wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.


So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-07-14 08:28:24 PM

wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.


What about thrusting swords?
 
2013-07-14 08:29:54 PM
If the mafia kills you with a bat,They say you died of Lou Gehrigs Disease.

/no such thing
 
2013-07-14 08:29:59 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]


Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.
 
2013-07-14 08:30:58 PM

thamike: They played baseball in the Stone Age?


No one knows.
 
2013-07-14 08:31:44 PM
csb: I was prosecuted in southern California as a young man for felony hidden weapon possession for my basebal bat in my (baseball) bag (along with glove and clothes). Hard charging prosecutor only dropped it at the last second before going to trial. What a dick- knew full well I was coming back from a game...

/notices none of my csb stories are really cool- mostly frustrating
 
2013-07-14 08:32:11 PM

redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.


You know, the safety of my patrons never entered my mind.  I'd probably suck at owning a bar.
 
2013-07-14 08:33:07 PM

wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.


True. Better to have a pair of sai tucked into the back of your waistband.
 
2013-07-14 08:33:54 PM

wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.


If you're standing behind the bar and they're not, there's plenty of space.

/worked at places where bats were kept under the bar
 
2013-07-14 08:34:27 PM

wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.


If you're back swinging a sword, you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-07-14 08:34:33 PM

Bung_Howdy: csb: I was prosecuted in southern California as a young man for felony hidden weapon possession for my basebal bat in my (baseball) bag (along with glove and clothes). Hard charging prosecutor only dropped it at the last second before going to trial. What a dick- knew full well I was coming back from a game...

/notices none of my csb stories are really cool- mostly frustrating


You sound attractive and successful.
 
2013-07-14 08:35:04 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.

You know, the safety of my patrons never entered my mind.  I'd probably suck at owning a bar.


Not gonna lie, if you have to bust out the SBS to break up a bar fight, there might not be too many innocent patrons. I'd rather have a handgun because you have more rounds and it's smaller with less recoil, but that is just me.

/BLAM BLAM
 
2013-07-14 08:36:35 PM
6D cell Maglite flashlight.. Functional behind a dark bar. A baseball bat can be considered a weapon, unless is signed and mounted on the wall as part of the "decor". This is from when I was working in Texas and no weapons were permitted in any establishment that sold alcohol (including convenience stores). A longneck beer bottle could do in a pinch, but give me a 3 or 4 pound, essentially shortened Little League aluminum bat, and I could make that work.
 
2013-07-14 08:36:44 PM

wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.


Can't speak authoritatively on baseball bats, but a sword pommel (or guard) strike to the face will ruin someone's whole day. That, and a number of other techniques found in historically documented martial systems, are options within tight spaces.
 
2013-07-14 08:36:48 PM

Mentat: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

What about thrusting swords?


A.K.A. Knives
 
2013-07-14 08:36:51 PM
I used to pack a 20" souvenir bat underneath the front seat of my car. Well balanced at peppered with glass from busted beer bottles.   Very good for the quick stun and face fark up.

Been on the business end of a 18" piece of 3/4" iron gas pipe.  Damn near broke my arm.
 
2013-07-14 08:37:32 PM

staplermofo: FTFA: I've just given someone a weapon.

Has this guy never seen a movie with a bar fight?  Bottles, pool cues and bar stools all the way.  Some guy gets tossed through a hanging light and another into a pinball machine.  Then the barkeep wipes the bar, takes the money the good guy throws on the counter and pours another drink.  Sheesh, everybody knows that.


You forgot the part where the barkeep breaks a bottle over somebody's head.
 
2013-07-14 08:37:54 PM
I always thought that the bottle of Galliano was the weapon of choice for bartenders.

Every bar has a bottle, but no one drinks the stuff...
 
2013-07-14 08:40:27 PM
In addition to an aluminum t-ball bat I have a heavily taped yellow "wiffle" bat.

Hit someone with the real bat and you might kill them... but you can whoop the living shiat out of someone with that yellow bat and it won't fold, it won't bend, it'll break fingers, it'll split scalps but will never seriously injure someone. 

Very useful tool as most people know you won't proactively hit them with a real bat.  But when you come from around the bar with that plastic bat with a wrist strap so you can't lose it, they know they're in for a beat down.

/when I have time I give it a squirt of dish washing liquid to make it impossible for them to grab
//have used it
///word travels
 
2013-07-14 08:44:41 PM

Giant Clown Shoe: In addition to an aluminum t-ball bat I have a heavily taped yellow "wiffle" bat.

Hit someone with the real bat and you might kill them... but you can whoop the living shiat out of someone with that yellow bat and it won't fold, it won't bend, it'll break fingers, it'll split scalps but will never seriously injure someone. 

Very useful tool as most people know you won't proactively hit them with a real bat.  But when you come from around the bar with that plastic bat with a wrist strap so you can't lose it, they know they're in for a beat down.

/when I have time I give it a squirt of dish washing liquid to make it impossible for them to grab
//have used it
///word travels


//taking notes.
 
2013-07-14 08:44:42 PM

albuquerquehalsey: Mentat: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

What about thrusting swords?

A.K.A. Knives


Knives won't reach across a bar.
 
2013-07-14 08:45:03 PM

PainfulItching: 6D cell Maglite flashlight.. Functional behind a dark bar. A baseball bat can be considered a weapon, unless is signed and mounted on the wall as part of the "decor". This is from when I was working in Texas and no weapons were permitted in any establishment that sold alcohol (including convenience stores). A longneck beer bottle could do in a pinch, but give me a 3 or 4 pound, essentially shortened Little League aluminum bat, and I could make that work.


those things are awesome. my buddies dad who was a cop always carried that instead of his nightstick (which he gave to his son to go hit things with- thanks rural police department rules!) it was useful and he could beat some crack head with it, after the K9 was done with the mauling
 
2013-07-14 08:46:02 PM

Bung_Howdy: csb: I was prosecuted in southern California as a young man for felony hidden weapon possession for my basebal bat in my (baseball) bag (along with glove and clothes).


How many bags of Skittles were you carrying?
 
2013-07-14 08:47:48 PM
I grew up in a bar.  Really, my father owns a seedy bikini-bar/ dive in a sketchy section of town.  One of the first rules I learned upon growing up and doing a bit of work there was to keep weapons out of the place.  None on the patrons, none behind the bar.  If any innocent bystander gets hurt you can be sued into oblivion and/or even face criminal prosecution.  If we had ever found a bartender with so much as a knife or bat they'd have been fired on the spot.

The cops only had one suggestion really.  A double barrel shotgun with a couple blanks in it.  At point-blank range the gas and wad will seriously fark someone up but mostly the idea is to fire a shot into the air.  Bars are very crowded cramped spaces, and a 12 gauge discharge will essentially be like tossing a flash-bang grenade into the room.

Really, if a place is prone to fights, you need a bouncer (or four).  A huge hulk of a guy who can be relied on mostly to intimidate people, and occasionally to use a pool cue on the truly stupid.
 
2013-07-14 08:49:15 PM

redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.

You know, the safety of my patrons never entered my mind.  I'd probably suck at owning a bar.

Not gonna lie, if you have to bust out the SBS to break up a bar fight, there might not be too many innocent patrons. I'd rather have a handgun because you have more rounds and it's smaller with less recoil, but that is just me.

/BLAM BLAM


Oh, I wouldn't get all buckshotty on a bar fight.  I was envisioning a robbery scenario where I cower on the floor like a little girl to distract/disgust the would-be robber while I secretly retrieve the belly buster.  Firing from that angle would minimize collateral damage from the over-penetration, but cleanup on the ceiling would be a b*tch.
 
2013-07-14 08:50:21 PM
Bartenders in my pub will be armed with plasma ciphers.  Keeps the riff-raff at arm's length.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-14 08:52:02 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: thamike: They played baseball in the Stone Age?

No one knows.


ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-07-14 08:54:22 PM
The problem with bats...

i157.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-14 08:54:25 PM

wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.


That's going to be news to anyone who was ever in a bar fight, sword fight, or got clipped with a chair in a dorm brawl.

Or were you under the impression all of those only took place in wide-open fields like in the movies?
 
2013-07-14 08:56:16 PM
I worked at a nightclub, bats and such were a big definite no. One of our bartenders would keep a bar towel rolled tightly and soaked in water in the freezer. He called it his slapsicle.
 
2013-07-14 08:57:52 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.

You know, the safety of my patrons never entered my mind.  I'd probably suck at owning a bar.

Not gonna lie, if you have to bust out the SBS to break up a bar fight, there might not be too many innocent patrons. I'd rather have a handgun because you have more rounds and it's smaller with less recoil, but that is just me.

/BLAM BLAM

Oh, I wouldn't get all buckshotty on a bar fight.  I was envisioning a robbery scenario where I cower on the floor like a little girl to distract/disgust the would-be robber while I secretly retrieve the belly buster.  Firing from that angle would minimize collateral damage from the over-penetration, but cleanup on the ceiling would be a b*tch.


Oh in that case he was asking for it. I'm sure insurance would cover the ceiling. Worse comes to worse, just make a barback or busboy wipe it down with bleach water and paint over it. $100 at most.
 
2013-07-14 09:07:13 PM

Mentat: albuquerquehalsey: Mentat: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

What about thrusting swords?

A.K.A. Knives

Knives won't reach across a bar.


Which is why you duct tape them to brooms.
 
2013-07-14 09:07:28 PM
Notice to all would-be burglars, ne'er do wells, and houligans:   Atlantic Avenue's Roebling Inn's bartenders are completely unarmed.  They should have included a Google map.  Most people in those categories don't have GPS.
 
2013-07-14 09:07:30 PM

humanshrapnel: 7th Son of a 7th Son: thamike: They played baseball in the Stone Age?

No one knows.

[ts1.mm.bing.net image 120x125]


Sometimes.  I think they'd pretty much go with the flow.
 
2013-07-14 09:08:44 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: thamike: They played baseball in the Stone Age?

No one knows.


*golf clap*
 
2013-07-14 09:12:22 PM

Boris S. Wort: The problem with bats...

[i157.photobucket.com image 478x357]


Hocus pocus, I'm an umpire!
 
2013-07-14 09:13:11 PM
If the bar is such a good barrier that it prevents a "bad guy" from harming the bartender, does it not also follow that it would prevent the bad guy from taking the gun?

We get it. You're scared.
 
2013-07-14 09:23:21 PM

Fabric_Man: Bung_Howdy: csb: I was prosecuted in southern California as a young man for felony hidden weapon possession for my basebal bat in my (baseball) bag (along with glove and clothes). Hard charging prosecutor only dropped it at the last second before going to trial. What a dick- knew full well I was coming back from a game...

/notices none of my csb stories are really cool- mostly frustrating

You sound attractive and successful.



I am indeed, both.
 
2013-07-14 09:24:13 PM

poot_rootbeer: Bung_Howdy: csb: I was prosecuted in southern California as a young man for felony hidden weapon possession for my basebal bat in my (baseball) bag (along with glove and clothes).

How many bags of Skittles were you carrying?


believe it or not, pre- skittles


/old fark
 
2013-07-14 09:25:50 PM

Bung_Howdy: poot_rootbeer: Bung_Howdy: csb: I was prosecuted in southern California as a young man for felony hidden weapon possession for my basebal bat in my (baseball) bag (along with glove and clothes).

How many bags of Skittles were you carrying?

believe it or not, pre- skittles


/old fark


There was a time that skittles didn't exist? Truly those were the dark times.
 
2013-07-14 09:31:34 PM

Mentat: albuquerquehalsey: Mentat: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

What about thrusting swords?

A.K.A. Knives

Knives won't reach across a bar.


What about a long knife?
 
2013-07-14 09:37:15 PM
"If one of my bartenders is a 5-foot-4 woman and some guy takes it from her, I've just given someone a weapon. The best defense for a bartender to have is the bar itself. It's a barrier."

Rule one do not have a 5' 4" bartenderess if your clientele tend to need to be keep in line with a baseball bat.
 
2013-07-14 09:46:04 PM

hasty ambush: "If one of my bartenders is a 5-foot-4 woman and some guy takes it from her, I've just given someone a weapon. The best defense for a bartender to have is the bar itself. It's a barrier."

Rule one do not have a 5' 4" bartenderess if your clientele tend to need to be keep in line with a baseball bat.


Rule Two, let's set up completely fake criteria to justify our position.

"If one of my bartenders is a 5-foot-4 woman who is also a deaf quadriplegic with ADD, ah I forget the point that I was trying to make".
 
2013-07-14 09:51:35 PM

smells_like_meat: hasty ambush: "If one of my bartenders is a 5-foot-4 woman and some guy takes it from her, I've just given someone a weapon. The best defense for a bartender to have is the bar itself. It's a barrier."

Rule one do not have a 5' 4" bartenderess if your clientele tend to need to be keep in line with a baseball bat.

Rule Two, let's set up completely fake criteria to justify our position.

"If one of my bartenders is a 5-foot-4 woman who is also a deaf quadriplegic with ADD, ah I forget the point that I was trying to make".


Sounds like it could be the beginning of an incredible specific fetish porn shoot though.
 
2013-07-14 09:52:27 PM

Intelligent_Donkey: Bung_Howdy: poot_rootbeer: Bung_Howdy: csb: I was prosecuted in southern California as a young man for felony hidden weapon possession for my basebal bat in my (baseball) bag (along with glove and clothes).

How many bags of Skittles were you carrying?

believe it or not, pre- skittles


/old fark

There was a time that skittles didn't exist? Truly those were the dark times.


PreSkittles, truly this sh*t was the Devils Dingleberries:

joycefied.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-14 09:53:30 PM

gnosis301: Mentat: albuquerquehalsey: Mentat: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

What about thrusting swords?

A.K.A. Knives

Knives won't reach across a bar.

Which is why you duct tape them to brooms.


Then you're right back to the sword issue.
 
2013-07-14 10:01:29 PM

albuquerquehalsey: Mentat: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

What about thrusting swords?

A.K.A. Knives


What if they come running at you with a pointed stick?
 
2013-07-14 10:03:04 PM
If someone really were going to insist on not having a gun behind the bar, I'd recommend something more along the lines of a cane. Maybe a shillelagh or something like that. Lighter and more maneuverable than a bat: not so good for swinging, but others have pointed out why you wouldn't really want to swing something around in a bar anyway. You won't kill anyone with something like this, but a good hard poke will still farking hurt, possibly enough to get your message across

A broom handle would work in a pinch, but they're not as durable, and a broken broom handle becomes a lot more dangerous (albeit shorter). If the bad guy's safety is your concern, you want something that won't suddenly find itself with a pointy end.
 
2013-07-14 10:03:23 PM

Mentat: gnosis301: Mentat: albuquerquehalsey: Mentat: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

What about thrusting swords?

A.K.A. Knives

Knives won't reach across a bar.

Which is why you duct tape them to brooms.

Then you're right back to the sword issue.


Lead-filled tire thumper, motion arm is shorter and it will knock 'em out
 
2013-07-14 10:05:43 PM
Technically, the gun of the Stone Age would be the atlatl and dart.
 
2013-07-14 10:07:39 PM

Gyrfalcon: Boris S. Wort: The problem with bats...

[i157.photobucket.com image 478x357]

Hocus pocus, I'm an umpire!


Abra-ca-pocus!
 
2013-07-14 10:11:54 PM

dittybopper: Technically, the gun of the Stone Age would be the atlatl and dart.


Good luck swinging one of those behind a bar, though.
 
2013-07-14 10:15:24 PM

gilatrout: albuquerquehalsey: Mentat: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

What about thrusting swords?

A.K.A. Knives

What if they come running at you with a pointed stick?


Then you need a tiger and a 16-ton weight.
 
2013-07-14 10:17:00 PM

Bslim: staplermofo: FTFA: I've just given someone a weapon.

Has this guy never seen a movie with a bar fight?  Bottles, pool cues and bar stools all the way.  Some guy gets tossed through a hanging light and another into a pinball machine.  Then the barkeep wipes the bar, takes the money the good guy throws on the counter and pours another drink.  Sheesh, everybody knows that.

You forgot the part where the barkeep breaks a bottle over somebody's head.


Isn't the bartender supposed to light a match, drop it onto some spilled liquor, and watch as the flame runs down the bar to ignite the bad guy?
 
2013-07-14 10:18:31 PM
A simple rattan stick works better than anything else you can imagine.  Search "eskrima".

In a pinch PVC pipe works too but it tends to shatter.
 
2013-07-14 10:23:33 PM
When did this suddenly become news?  Most bars have bats or nightsticks behind them.
 
2013-07-14 10:28:48 PM

wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.


Define "effective" because while there are any number of better weapons, you can still hit hard with a bat up close.

You can use them for a straight thrust to the ribs or face. If someone goes low you can strike their back or head with the butt in a hammer strike. You can also choke someone with it.

If nothing else in a variety of situations the bat will add weight and hardness to a strike. Certainly much better tohave the bat than not.
 
2013-07-14 10:28:58 PM

Treygreen13: dittybopper: Technically, the gun of the Stone Age would be the atlatl and dart.

Good luck swinging one of those behind a bar, though.


I was under the impression you don't "swing" an atlatl
 
2013-07-14 10:30:31 PM
Oh and if we are escalating the discussion to a higher level of skill, there is a little thing fighters do called 'creating space' :)
 
2013-07-14 10:30:38 PM

bmfderek: Bslim: staplermofo: FTFA: I've just given someone a weapon.

Has this guy never seen a movie with a bar fight?  Bottles, pool cues and bar stools all the way.  Some guy gets tossed through a hanging light and another into a pinball machine.  Then the barkeep wipes the bar, takes the money the good guy throws on the counter and pours another drink.  Sheesh, everybody knows that.

You forgot the part where the barkeep breaks a bottle over somebody's head.

Isn't the bartender supposed to light a match, drop it onto some spilled liquor, and watch as the flame runs down the bar to ignite the bad guy?


Nah, that's for the antihero to do when the bar is owned by the villain and staffed by bad guys.
   "I just wanted to talk this out, but you guys wouldn't listen"
 
2013-07-14 10:32:06 PM

redmid17: Treygreen13: dittybopper: Technically, the gun of the Stone Age would be the atlatl and dart.

Good luck swinging one of those behind a bar, though.

I was under the impression you don't "swing" an atlatl


associations.missouristate.edu
"Fling" maybe? Either way if you can't get enough space to swing a baseball bat I doubt you can get your atlatl prepared to fly.
 
2013-07-14 10:34:53 PM

redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.

You know, the safety of my patrons never entered my mind.  I'd probably suck at owning a bar.

Not gonna lie, if you have to bust out the SBS to break up a bar fight, there might not be too many innocent patrons. I'd rather have a handgun because you have more rounds and it's smaller with less recoil, but that is just me.

/BLAM BLAM

Oh, I wouldn't get all buckshotty on a bar fight.  I was envisioning a robbery scenario where I cower on the floor like a little girl to distract/disgust the would-be robber while I secretly retrieve the belly buster.  Firing from that angle would minimize collateral damage from the over-penetration, but cleanup on the ceiling would be a b*tch.

Oh in that case he was asking for it. I'm sure insurance would cover the ceiling. Worse comes to worse, just make a barback or busboy wipe it down with bleach water and paint over it. $100 at most.


Leave the bloodstains and name a shot after the robber, imo.
 
2013-07-14 10:36:33 PM

Treygreen13: redmid17: Treygreen13: dittybopper: Technically, the gun of the Stone Age would be the atlatl and dart.

Good luck swinging one of those behind a bar, though.

I was under the impression you don't "swing" an atlatl

[associations.missouristate.edu image 850x346]
"Fling" maybe? Either way if you can't get enough space to swing a baseball bat I doubt you can get your atlatl prepared to fly.


True enough
 
2013-07-14 10:46:11 PM

Treygreen13: dittybopper: Technically, the gun of the Stone Age would be the atlatl and dart.

Good luck swinging one of those behind a bar, though.


I think I could swing an atlatl behind a bar.  generally, they're only about 12 to 15 inches long.
 
2013-07-14 10:47:59 PM
Point I was making is that guns are ranged weapons, and clubs are melee weapons.  So the equivalent of the gun back in the stone age would be whatever projectile weapon they had, mainly, the atlatl and dart, and towards the latter part of it, the bow and arrow.
 
2013-07-14 10:54:39 PM

dittybopper: Treygreen13: dittybopper: Technically, the gun of the Stone Age would be the atlatl and dart.

Good luck swinging one of those behind a bar, though.

I think I could swing an atlatl behind a bar.  generally, they're only about 12 to 15 inches long.


I think if you had the time to load and sling an atlatl you'd have the time to grab and swing a bat.

But I know what you mean. Just arguing about ancient weapons because, honestly, how often do we get the opportunity to do that? It's awesome.

Cheers.
 
2013-07-14 10:55:12 PM

gilatrout: albuquerquehalsey: Mentat: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

What about thrusting swords?

A.K.A. Knives

What if they come running at you with a pointed stick?


Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh?  Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!
 
2013-07-14 10:56:00 PM

Treygreen13: dittybopper: Treygreen13: dittybopper: Technically, the gun of the Stone Age would be the atlatl and dart.

Good luck swinging one of those behind a bar, though.

I think I could swing an atlatl behind a bar.  generally, they're only about 12 to 15 inches long.

I think if you had the time to load and sling an atlatl you'd have the time to grab and swing a bat.

But I know what you mean. Just arguing about ancient weapons because, honestly, how often do we get the opportunity to do that? It's awesome.

Cheers.


Would it be practical to load and launch an atlatl with a drink on the end? They could get rid of servers entirely if we could do that.
 
2013-07-14 11:04:57 PM
The Willie T, at Norman Island, has a shortened, lead shotted baseball bat as a bar protector, affectionately named, "Yer asked for it."

/Also a 6 1/2 foot long pet barracuda.
 
2013-07-14 11:06:47 PM
a liquor bottle, a beer bottle (esp a Galliano) creates incredible destruction to humans.
Not CSB, saw a kid catch a Schmidts bottle with his face.
The surgeon spent over four hours picking glass out of the kid.
Hadda testify at the trial.
My best friend got laid out via pool cue as he was taking his shot.   Subduralhematomas  are nasty little items to come back from and to be truthful he damn near didn't.

So unless you want to be the next George Zimmerman, walking away / calling 5-0 / leaving the weapons on the bar, has it's benefits.
 
2013-07-14 11:07:30 PM

redmid17: Treygreen13: dittybopper: Treygreen13: dittybopper: Technically, the gun of the Stone Age would be the atlatl and dart.

Good luck swinging one of those behind a bar, though.

I think I could swing an atlatl behind a bar.  generally, they're only about 12 to 15 inches long.

I think if you had the time to load and sling an atlatl you'd have the time to grab and swing a bat.

But I know what you mean. Just arguing about ancient weapons because, honestly, how often do we get the opportunity to do that? It's awesome.

Cheers.

Would it be practical to load and launch an atlatl with a drink on the end? They could get rid of servers entirely if we could do that.


Who wants a Vodka Martini at 96mph?!
 
2013-07-14 11:10:59 PM

Treygreen13: redmid17: Treygreen13: dittybopper: Treygreen13: dittybopper: Technically, the gun of the Stone Age would be the atlatl and dart.

Good luck swinging one of those behind a bar, though.

I think I could swing an atlatl behind a bar.  generally, they're only about 12 to 15 inches long.

I think if you had the time to load and sling an atlatl you'd have the time to grab and swing a bat.

But I know what you mean. Just arguing about ancient weapons because, honestly, how often do we get the opportunity to do that? It's awesome.

Cheers.

Would it be practical to load and launch an atlatl with a drink on the end? They could get rid of servers entirely if we could do that.

Who wants a Vodka Martini at 96mph?!


Depends if you want to be able to drink it at the end of the toss.
 
2013-07-14 11:12:18 PM

Treygreen13: redmid17: Treygreen13: dittybopper: Treygreen13: dittybopper: Technically, the gun of the Stone Age would be the atlatl and dart.

Good luck swinging one of those behind a bar, though.

I think I could swing an atlatl behind a bar.  generally, they're only about 12 to 15 inches long.

I think if you had the time to load and sling an atlatl you'd have the time to grab and swing a bat.

But I know what you mean. Just arguing about ancient weapons because, honestly, how often do we get the opportunity to do that? It's awesome.

Cheers.

Would it be practical to load and launch an atlatl with a drink on the end? They could get rid of servers entirely if we could do that.

Who wants a Vodka Martini at 96mph?!


Who wants a vodka martini?

/i'm no communist
//or james bond
 
2013-07-14 11:12:28 PM

redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.

You know, the safety of my patrons never entered my mind.  I'd probably suck at owning a bar.

Not gonna lie, if you have to bust out the SBS to break up a bar fight, there might not be too many innocent patrons. I'd rather have a handgun because you have more rounds and it's smaller with less recoil, but that is just me.

/BLAM BLAM


here is a sad thing...every time my buddy and I go to a new bar (sometimes old) his question 20 seconds in is, "close your eyes, where are the exits"
 
2013-07-14 11:13:36 PM

redmid17: Who wants a vodka martini?


Hahaha. True that.
 
2013-07-14 11:14:21 PM

Heathen: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.

You know, the safety of my patrons never entered my mind.  I'd probably suck at owning a bar.

Not gonna lie, if you have to bust out the SBS to break up a bar fight, there might not be too many innocent patrons. I'd rather have a handgun because you have more rounds and it's smaller with less recoil, but that is just me.

/BLAM BLAM

here is a sad thing...every time my buddy and I go to a new bar (sometimes old) his question 20 seconds in is, "close your eyes, where are the exits"


If you want him to stop, hold something cold and roughly circular against his head while demanding his "money" while his eyes are closed

/or just tell him to stop being creepy
//or just not hang out with him
 
2013-07-14 11:21:49 PM

Marcintosh: a liquor bottle, a beer bottle (esp a Galliano) creates incredible destruction to humans.
Not CSB, saw a kid catch a Schmidts bottle with his face.
The surgeon spent over four hours picking glass out of the kid.
Hadda testify at the trial.
My best friend got laid out via pool cue as he was taking his shot.   Subduralhematomas  are nasty little items to come back from and to be truthful he damn near didn't.

So unless you want to be the next George Zimmerman, walking away / calling 5-0 / leaving the weapons on the bar, has it's benefits.


What are you, some kind of "Internet Nice Guy"?

Seriously though, good reality check there.
 
2013-07-14 11:28:03 PM
My vodka martini:

Good filtered vodka
up
Dirty
3 blue cheese stuffed olives

My friends call it the stinkypussy.
 
2013-07-14 11:30:07 PM

gilatrout: albuquerquehalsey: Mentat: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

What about thrusting swords?

A.K.A. Knives

What if they come running at you with a pointed stick?


i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-14 11:32:23 PM

wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.


Pirates found the same problem, that why they switch to short swords, cutlasses, and daggers. Also a short to medium length katana kept at a razors edge can do a lot of damage with very little to no back swing, as katanas you use like a knife in a slicing motion. One could also argue a rapier is also used in a thrusting/stabbing action which requires no back swing, but they do tend to be longer and could be difficult to draw from a completely horizontal position behind a bar.
 
2013-07-14 11:32:33 PM

Heathen: every time my buddy and I go to a new bar (sometimes old) his question 20 seconds in is, "close your eyes, where are the exits"


Which three letter organization does he work for?
 
2013-07-14 11:37:57 PM

HotWingAgenda: Heathen: every time my buddy and I go to a new bar (sometimes old) his question 20 seconds in is, "close your eyes, where are the exits"

Which three letter organization does he work for?


NAMBLA is more than 3 letters.
 
2013-07-14 11:39:51 PM

Bung_Howdy: csb: I was prosecuted in southern California as a young man for felony hidden weapon possession for my basebal bat in my (baseball) bag (along with glove and clothes). Hard charging prosecutor only dropped it at the last second before going to trial. What a dick- knew full well I was coming back from a game...

/notices none of my csb stories are really cool- mostly frustrating


cdn.bleacherreport.net
Bung Howdy as a kid?
 
2013-07-14 11:40:28 PM

HotWingAgenda: Heathen: every time my buddy and I go to a new bar (sometimes old) his question 20 seconds in is, "close your eyes, where are the exits"

Which three letter organization does he work for?


Some people learn that lesson the hard way, once bitten, twice shy, so to speak.  Always know how to get out of a building...
 
2013-07-14 11:40:33 PM

tjsands1118: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

Pirates found the same problem, that why they switch to short swords, cutlasses, and daggers. Also a short to medium length katana kept at a razors edge can do a lot of damage with very little to no back swing, as katanas you use like a knife in a slicing motion. One could also argue a rapier is also used in a thrusting/stabbing action which requires no back swing, but they do tend to be longer and could be difficult to draw from a completely horizontal position behind a bar.


Pirates don't know how to use bats?

This explains SO MUCH!
 
2013-07-14 11:45:14 PM

HotWingAgenda: Heathen: every time my buddy and I go to a new bar (sometimes old) his question 20 seconds in is, "close your eyes, where are the exits"

Which three letter organization does he work for?


worked, and won't say
 
2013-07-14 11:46:06 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: B-b-b-but a good guy with a gun trumps a bad guy with a gun...


img42.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-14 11:48:39 PM

Heathen: HotWingAgenda: Heathen: every time my buddy and I go to a new bar (sometimes old) his question 20 seconds in is, "close your eyes, where are the exits"

Which three letter organization does he work for?

worked, and won't say


Rule #1  - Cardio
 
2013-07-14 11:52:26 PM

redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.


Put slugs in it
 
2013-07-14 11:55:20 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.

Put slugs in it


Still have issues with recoil and accuracy. There's a reason why most criminals and all policemen use handguns.
 
2013-07-14 11:58:31 PM

Smackledorfer: Oh and if we are escalating the discussion to a higher level of skill, there is a little thing fighters do called 'creating space' :)


I was going to say something along these lines, re: the bar.

The bar creates space, it's an advantage, if the fight is out on the floor, yeah - bar keep hides behind the bar.

Someone goes for the barkeep? Bar adds space/time and I'd hope the patrons would get involved but if not, why have the bar be the last line of defense?

Ask the French about using static defenses in a dynamic situation.

/first rule of self defense is have a way to defend yourself
//second rule is when a situation presents itself, get away from it
 
2013-07-15 12:04:34 AM
Pfft. All you really need is a pool cue.
 
2013-07-15 12:04:54 AM

redmid17: teenage mutant ninja rapist: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.

Put slugs in it

Still have issues with recoil and accuracy. There's a reason why most criminals and all policemen use handguns.


Lightweight and able to be concealed?

Given the option, most would prefer a light caliber rifle or a shotgun. Look at the proliferation of the "patrol rifle".
 
2013-07-15 12:08:06 AM

Thingster: redmid17: teenage mutant ninja rapist: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.

Put slugs in it

Still have issues with recoil and accuracy. There's a reason why most criminals and all policemen use handguns.

Lightweight and able to be concealed?

Given the option, most would prefer a light caliber rifle or a shotgun. Look at the proliferation of the "patrol rifle".


SBS over a handgun is a ton more recoil, and the power/weight ratio is going to affect the accuracy too. A patrol rifle is far different from the lupara someone posted earlier in the thread. If you want a two-handed SBR, by all means I will not disagree. I'm just saying that a double-barrel SBS is going to have a lot of issues I'd rather not deal with in comparison to a handgun.
 
2013-07-15 12:20:10 AM
It sounds like most of you all are missing the point entirely about keeping a weapon in the bar.  Keeping a weapon at the bar inevitably gives the prosecution/plaintiff a weapon to use against you in court.  Even if not involved, it can still affect the outcome of a court case.  For example, the bar clearly had no regard for the safety of others as they had a baseball bat behind the bar.  If you'll note the lack of a baseball field, and lack of a pitcher.  That bat isn't there to play baseball, it's there to hit someone with.  That's why my client wants a million dollars because they picked a fight with the bouncer and lost, because the bar has established by possession of a baseball bat that it has no qualms about injuring customers.  Therefore it was improbable that the bartender acted only with enough force to overcome the threat.
 
2013-07-15 12:23:12 AM

Hrist: It sounds like most of you all are missing the point entirely about keeping a weapon in the bar.  Keeping a weapon at the bar inevitably gives the prosecution/plaintiff a weapon to use against you in court.  Even if not involved, it can still affect the outcome of a court case.  For example, the bar clearly had no regard for the safety of others as they had a baseball bat behind the bar.  If you'll note the lack of a baseball field, and lack of a pitcher.  That bat isn't there to play baseball, it's there to hit someone with.  That's why my client wants a million dollars because they picked a fight with the bouncer and lost, because the bar has established by possession of a baseball bat that it has no qualms about injuring customers.  Therefore it was improbable that the bartender acted only with enough force to overcome the threat.


Um that doesn't really matter. There is a reason why business owners are able to keep deadly weapons like guns and knives at their place of business. Even Chicago and NYC allow that.
 
2013-07-15 12:36:33 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: Intelligent_Donkey: Bung_Howdy: poot_rootbeer: Bung_Howdy: csb: I was prosecuted in southern California as a young man for felony hidden weapon possession for my basebal bat in my (baseball) bag (along with glove and clothes).

How many bags of Skittles were you carrying?

believe it or not, pre- skittles


/old fark

There was a time that skittles didn't exist? Truly those were the dark times.

PreSkittles, truly this sh*t was the Devils Dingleberries:

[joycefied.files.wordpress.com image 418x366]


They come in shapes now, and some taste like aniseed.
 
2013-07-15 12:40:20 AM

redmid17: Um that doesn't really matter. There is a reason why business owners are able to keep deadly weapons like guns and knives at their place of business. Even Chicago and NYC allow that.


To defend themselves, not to assault people with. The only reason to have a bat is to assault someone.
 
2013-07-15 12:54:21 AM

strathmeyer: redmid17: Um that doesn't really matter. There is a reason why business owners are able to keep deadly weapons like guns and knives at their place of business. Even Chicago and NYC allow that.

To defend themselves, not to assault people with. The only reason to have a bat is to assault someone.


Don't let the secret out:

http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials/041113-651602-chicago-merch an t-defends-self-with-baseball-bat.htm?p=full

I'll stop playing softball then too, stick with soccer and volleyball. No reason to own a bat for sports.
 
2013-07-15 12:59:53 AM

Bung_Howdy: csb: I was prosecuted in southern California as a young man for felony hidden weapon possession for my basebal bat in my (baseball) bag (along with glove and clothes). Hard charging prosecutor only dropped it at the last second before going to trial. What a dick- knew full well I was coming back from a game...

/notices none of my csb stories are really cool- mostly frustrating


So clicked the profile due to the ucsb. Have to ask though...

http://www.vhemt.org/aboutvhemt.htm#vhemt

What. The. Fark?
 
2013-07-15 01:02:03 AM

SearchN: Bung_Howdy: csb: I was prosecuted in southern California as a young man for felony hidden weapon possession for my basebal bat in my (baseball) bag (along with glove and clothes). Hard charging prosecutor only dropped it at the last second before going to trial. What a dick- knew full well I was coming back from a game...

/notices none of my csb stories are really cool- mostly frustrating

So clicked the profile due to the ucsb. Have to ask though...

http://www.vhemt.org/aboutvhemt.htm#vhemt

What. The. Fark?


the earth will be around a long time, me? not so much :-)
 
2013-07-15 01:08:14 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]


What exactly is that? Having experienced a home invasion recently, I would like to learn more about lesser likely lethal (LLL) protection devices.
 
2013-07-15 01:11:16 AM

TippySheraton: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

What exactly is that? Having experienced a home invasion recently, I would like to learn more about lesser likely lethal (LLL) protection devices.


It's a lupara and it is not a LLL option (unless you're factoring into account the orange end of this particular one).

SBS are NFA regulated and you need to apply for and receive a tax stamp to own one.
 
2013-07-15 01:11:33 AM

Bung_Howdy: SearchN: Bung_Howdy: csb: I was prosecuted in southern California as a young man for felony hidden weapon possession for my basebal bat in my (baseball) bag (along with glove and clothes). Hard charging prosecutor only dropped it at the last second before going to trial. What a dick- knew full well I was coming back from a game...

/notices none of my csb stories are really cool- mostly frustrating

So clicked the profile due to the ucsb. Have to ask though...

http://www.vhemt.org/aboutvhemt.htm#vhemt

What. The. Fark?

the earth will be around a long time, me? not so much :-)


Listen man, you apparently have the skills to get articles greened. You really need to get that one posted. Think of what an epic thread that could turn into.
 
2013-07-15 01:19:20 AM

strathmeyer: redmid17: Um that doesn't really matter. There is a reason why business owners are able to keep deadly weapons like guns and knives at their place of business. Even Chicago and NYC allow that.

To defend themselves, not to assault people with. The only reason to have a bat is to assault someone.


That makes no sense whatsoever.
 
2013-07-15 01:20:30 AM
This text is now purple

If you're back swinging a sword, you're doing it wrong. American.

/Too many Star Wars movies.
 
2013-07-15 01:59:44 AM

FrancoFile: Gyrfalcon: Boris S. Wort: The problem with bats...

[i157.photobucket.com image 478x357]

Hocus pocus, I'm an umpire!

Abra-ca-pocus!


Hocus Kazam
 
2013-07-15 03:00:25 AM

Bung_Howdy: csb: I was prosecuted in southern California as a young man for felony hidden weapon possession for my basebal bat in my (baseball) bag (along with glove and clothes). Hard charging prosecutor only dropped it at the last second before going to trial. What a dick- knew full well I was coming back from a game...

/notices none of my csb stories are really cool- mostly frustrating


Sounds like a prosecutor trying to pad their stats. I bet they tried to get you to take a plea to a lesser felony without any jail time.
 
2013-07-15 03:16:44 AM
CSB: I bartended at a club for about a year. The clientele went from fairly decent when I started to... not so awesome. The only reason I stayed on was to help the manager (also my girlfriend) out because she couldn't get anyone else to stay, or she had to fire them for stealing. One night during an event for "lil'scrappy," whoever the fark he is, things went south in a hurry at the end of the night. Barstools were thrown, liquor bottles, beer bottles, pretty much anything that wasn't bolted down went flying. It was a melee. The security was overwhelmed. Sure enough after getting the other bartender down behind the bar and stupidly looking up to check on the other bar, a beer bottle catches me right on the chin.

I knew from previous experience as a bouncer that this sort of thing could happen with this crowd no matter how many bouncers you have. I had made sure to bring along appropriate counter measures for such an occasion. Fortunately, no one got the bright idea to try to come behind the bar. But in that situation, there's a couple hundred people essentially rioting. Up to that point I had second guessed bringing anything behind the bar. Introducing a weapon can escalate things. However, the security already had their hands full, the police were several minutes away. Had the mob decided to overrun the bar to rob us, or just to beat the ish out of us, we would have been at their mercy without one.

I kept myself and the other bartender crouched down until things dissipated. No one other than myself and the other bartender ever knew.
 
2013-07-15 04:19:04 AM

Thingster: redmid17: teenage mutant ninja rapist: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.

Put slugs in it

Still have issues with recoil and accuracy. There's a reason why most criminals and all policemen use handguns.

Lightweight and able to be concealed?

Given the option, most would prefer a light caliber rifle or a shotgun. Look at the proliferation of the "patrol rifle".


Handgun for accuracy, assault rifle for room-sweeping. That's why the AK-47 is the terrorist/gangster weapon of choice: Any fool can use it, it has no accuracy to speak of, but incredible reliability (won't jam if you try, shoots when the barrel is filled with dirt), and everywhere but the US the ammo can be had for a couple of chickens the box. The inability to aim the damn thing ensures everyone in the room will catch some lead when its used properly, i.e. spray&pray.

Depends what you want to have happen, really. Do you want to clear the room, or fill it with bodies?
 
2013-07-15 04:25:52 AM

Gyrfalcon: Thingster: redmid17: teenage mutant ninja rapist: redmid17: Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

[static.giantbomb.com image 640x549]

Eh bad idea. Spread on a SBS would likely hit innocent bystanders unless your bar is only filled with bad guys. Better to get a handgun, small caliber or not.

Put slugs in it

Still have issues with recoil and accuracy. There's a reason why most criminals and all policemen use handguns.

Lightweight and able to be concealed?

Given the option, most would prefer a light caliber rifle or a shotgun. Look at the proliferation of the "patrol rifle".

Handgun for accuracy, assault rifle for room-sweeping. That's why the AK-47 is the terrorist/gangster weapon of choice: Any fool can use it, it has no accuracy to speak of, but incredible reliability (won't jam if you try, shoots when the barrel is filled with dirt), and everywhere but the US the ammo can be had for a couple of chickens the box. The inability to aim the damn thing ensures everyone in the room will catch some lead when its used properly, i.e. spray&pray.

Depends what you want to have happen, really. Do you want to clear the room, or fill it with bodies?


Have you ever fired an ak-47 or an automatic weapon before?
 
2013-07-15 04:28:49 AM
Who the hell was Gaetano Ciaozzo?  Google turns up nothing. What episode(s) was he in?
 
2013-07-15 05:17:12 AM
You have two options for behind-the-bar security.

Option 1: Little girl's aluminum softball bat. Light, short, easy to swing or thrust. You absolutely cannot accidentally kill someone with it, but you can damn sure adjust an attitude or two with it.

Option 2: Go to an electrical supply house and buy 18 inches of 750MCM stranded aluminum wire. Feather light, and serves absolutely no purpose other than breaking bones--including skulls. Plan on killing someone if you ever have to use it.

NEVER use the anal-intruder size MagLite as a weapon if you have a choice. Damage varies from "enraged" to "murdered" and you have very little choice which one occurs.
 
2013-07-15 07:32:52 AM

Treygreen13: Just arguing about ancient weapons because, honestly, how often do we get the opportunity to do that? It's awesome.


Oddly enough, I get to do it quite often, because generally I'm the only person in a room who has actual experience with them.

When I was growing up, a partial list of the assorted ancient weaponry around the house:
blowguns
atlatls
wooden bows
crossbows (including a hand-made medieval reproduction)
boomerangs (not the returning kind)
swords
knives
spears
bolas

That is, of course, in addition to more modern weaponry like guns, from flintlocks all the way up to modern semiautomatics.
 
2013-07-15 07:43:45 AM

Gyrfalcon: Handgun for accuracy, assault rifle for room-sweeping.


This is how you can tell someone has gotten their firearms knowledge from video games.

Hint for you:  Even the loosest assault rifle is more accurate than a handgun for practical use, for a number of reasons.  I will list them below for you:

1. longer sight radius.
2. faster bullets
3. More support (2 hands, plus shoulder, vs. 1 or at most 2 hands)

It's true that you can have tuned target handguns that are more inherently accurate than mass-produced assault rifles, but for practical combat use, for 99.99% of people, the assault rifle is going to be the more accurate choice.

There is a saying that "A pistol is the gun you use to fight your way back to the rifle you should have been carrying in the first place".
 
2013-07-15 09:44:16 AM

PainfulItching: 6D cell Maglite flashlight.. Functional behind a dark bar. A baseball bat can be considered a weapon, unless is signed and mounted on the wall as part of the "decor". This is from when I was working in Texas and no weapons were permitted in any establishment that sold alcohol (including convenience stores). A longneck beer bottle could do in a pinch, but give me a 3 or 4 pound, essentially shortened Little League aluminum bat, and I could make that work.


+1. I've lived in several states where carrying a bat in my car would have been an illegally concealed weapon. 2' long flashlight, not so much. I've had *several* encounters that basically ended when I retrieved said maglight.

//worked a lot of nighttime jobs in service and/or retail in my yout
///expected to do the register drop at a bank with no weapons...
 
2013-07-15 09:57:51 AM

wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.


You don't swing.  You jab hard to the throat/nose/mouth/forehead.

/Same with bare-knuckle brawling.
 
2013-07-15 10:00:59 AM
Last twelve inches or more of a broken pool cues weighted end.

Though one of my bartenders at pat o briens waded into a fight with a bottle spray bleach in one hand and a drink mat in the other and immobilized five guys rather quickly.

Racking someone across the face with a bar mat while spraying someone in the face with bleach is a sight to see. He was jackie chan mixed with mcguver
 
2013-07-15 10:30:08 AM

Mentat: gilatrout: albuquerquehalsey: Mentat: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

What about thrusting swords?

A.K.A. Knives

What if they come running at you with a pointed stick?

Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh?  Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!




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Is the correct answer.
 
2013-07-15 11:26:43 AM

CSM101: FrancoFile: Gyrfalcon: Boris S. Wort: The problem with bats...

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Hocus pocus, I'm an umpire!

Abra-ca-pocus!

Hocus Kazam


Walla Walla Washington!
 
2013-07-15 12:49:26 PM

dittybopper: Gyrfalcon: Handgun for accuracy, assault rifle for room-sweeping.

This is how you can tell someone has gotten their firearms knowledge from video games.

Hint for you:  Even the loosest assault rifle is more accurate than a handgun for practical use, for a number of reasons.  I will list them below for you:

1. longer sight radius.
2. faster bullets
3. More support (2 hands, plus shoulder, vs. 1 or at most 2 hands)

It's true that you can have tuned target handguns that are more inherently accurate than mass-produced assault rifles, but for practical combat use, for 99.99% of people, the assault rifle is going to be the more accurate choice.

There is a saying that "A pistol is the gun you use to fight your way back to the rifle you should have been carrying in the first place".




The new adage is "if you know you're going to a gunfight, send the cops".
For those who don't know, a pistol is all you're allowed. The law has made it troublesome to arm yourself adequately while on the go.

You are right in that pistols will never match any rifle for accuracy, range, or presence. But the practical side of things make pistols the only option while the rule of law is in play.
Beyond that, a man with a shouldered rifle empties the roads like a pissed off jäger headed for Hong Kong.

/I believe brandishing is the most undervalued and stupidly over regulated aspect of gun use. Showing arms stops most trouble before it has a chance to start.
/If Zimmerman had been carrying a carbine, Trayvon would be alive due to knowing this was not a scenario for farking around.
/it may be an opinion based on anecdotal evidence, but I've heard many stories of ccw's and cops getting jumped. Not one of someone with a slung rifle suffering this problem.
 
2013-07-15 01:05:35 PM
FWIW,

The bar I've worked at for well over a decade kept a couple of tools behind the bar for emergencies.  One was the heavy end of a cut down pool cue for "reaching things" and "dusting".  In the office leading into the walk-in, the wrench for changing the beer gas cylinders was rather handy as soon as you would walk in the door.  Further along the bar, as well as in the cooler itself, you would generally find an unused beer tap sitting on a shelf.  That said, I've never seen any of them used for "emergencies", and I hope like hell it never happens.

Both myself and the boss have had pool cues busted over our backs (thankfully the dumb biatch that hit me used the narrow end, still dropped me to my knees), and the boss, myself, and the other manager have taken a couple of punches - but noone else on staff has thankfully gotten into a physical confrontation.  In my opinion, a bartender's place when things go south is to get on the horn with the cops, watch the asses of the rest of the staff without getting involved unless absolutely necessary, and wait for the cavalry/guard the register

/Saw a guy get slashed with a broken beer bottle once - looked liked raw fajita meat.afterwards.
//In Florida, the only guy that can CC in the bar is the owner (and only if he hasn't been drinking).
 
2013-07-15 02:23:09 PM

PainfulItching: 6D cell Maglite flashlight.. Functional behind a dark bar. A baseball bat can be considered a weapon, unless is signed and mounted on the wall as part of the "decor". This is from when I was working in Texas and no weapons were permitted in any establishment that sold alcohol (including convenience stores). A longneck beer bottle could do in a pinch, but give me a 3 or 4 pound, essentially shortened Little League aluminum bat, and I could make that work.


Depends on your state, can only go to a 4-cell in Cali due to people realizing a 6 was a lighty-club (barring cops/etc, but no can have 6's as Joe Civvie.)

That being said, having a weapon you know how to use can be a help in any situation.  I don't care if you are 5'4" if you have some knowledge in how to use a club type weapon in pretty close quarters.  If you don't it's probably a liability if you're 6'5".

For the OMG gimme a tank gun folks please do recall that most of the time bars are crowded, non-huge spaces - any miss from even a small firearm has a fair chance of hosing some poor random dude.  Although I've only known 2 - and yes that's not a representative sample but still - those 2 night bartenders had a headcracker under the bar AND a firearm in a similar location.  The headcrackers were ONLY to be used on jackholes that were hosing up the place/patrons but not lethally - the guns were there for serious "people gonna die if something doesn't change NOW" shiate.  Options were stated to be necessary there, and it makes sense to me.  Not every situation requires someone getting shot in the face, not every situation can be helped by a swift tap upside the head.

/CSB overish, but will say that the one guy I used to talk to the most said that he had forbidden most of his employees to pick up the sawed pool-cue in a sitch he had no matter what as they had no idea what to do with it.  So yeah.  Only him and his day guy were "authorized users."  Both grew up in Jersey in circumstances lending themselves to knowing how to wreck someone's day with stuff like that so fair enough.
 
2013-07-15 04:11:59 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

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A toy gun? Not being snarky, just wondering if this is some less-than-lethal thing I've never heard of, because that looks to me like a plastic toy. The "shells" are plastic fakes, too.
 
2013-07-15 04:27:36 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: wildcardjack: Bats, like swords, require too much backswing to make an effective weapon in a tight space.

So true.  This would be my first choice for behind-the-bar security:

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Right, because a short barrel scatter gun in a small tightly packed room is a great idea.

You farking nob.
 
2013-07-15 05:02:56 PM
The headline bothers me:

NY Daily News does a piece about bartenders who pack baseball bats aka the "guns of the Stone Age" behind their bars. One bar owner, who played narc Gaetano Caiozzo on Boardwalk Empire, strongly disagrees

Disagrees that the NY Daily News did a piece about bartenders and baseball bats?
 
2013-07-15 05:47:19 PM

way south: The new adage is "if you know you're going to a gunfight, send the cops".
For those who don't know, a pistol is all you're allowed. The law has made it troublesome to arm yourself adequately while on the go.


Give it a rest.
 
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