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(MSN)   Zimmerman worried about vigilantes who may try to take the law into their own hands   (news.msn.com) divider line 824
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2013-07-14 12:18:24 PM
FTA: "He's going to be looking over his shoulder the rest of his life," Robert Zimmerman Jr. said during an interview on CNN.

I wonder how he'll react the first time a black guy starts following him around his neighborhood at night.
 
2013-07-14 12:22:31 PM
He should buck up. Now he'll have a chance to lose all that weight he gained.
 
2013-07-14 12:23:37 PM

Godscrack: He should buck up..


Like Al Jolsen?
 
2013-07-14 12:24:00 PM
Live by the sword, die by the sword.
 
2013-07-14 12:26:12 PM
I'm sure all his cop buddies will protect him. After all, he took one for the team.
 
2013-07-14 12:27:01 PM

TuteTibiImperes: FTA: "He's going to be looking over his shoulder the rest of his life," Robert Zimmerman Jr. said during an interview on CNN.

I wonder how he'll react the first time a black guy starts following him around his neighborhood at night.



Sadly, I suspect we already know.
 
2013-07-14 12:37:09 PM

doglover: Godscrack: He should buck up..

Like Al Jolsen?


Buck up means to grin and bear it. Push on! Take it on the chin!
 
2013-07-14 12:41:17 PM

Godscrack: doglover: Godscrack: He should buck up..

Like Al Jolsen?

Buck up means to grin and bear it. Push on! Take it on the chin!


sigh
 
2013-07-14 12:50:30 PM

TuteTibiImperes: FTA: "He's going to be looking over his shoulder the rest of his life," Robert Zimmerman Jr. said during an interview on CNN.

I wonder how he'll react the first time a black guy starts following him around his neighborhood at night.


He'll probably call the cops instead of a slow girl in Miami.
 
2013-07-14 01:03:16 PM
I hear he has made quite a tidy profit, with at least one book deal to come. On the other hand, the civil suits haven't even started yet.
 
2013-07-14 01:23:04 PM

This About That: I hear he has made quite a tidy profit, with at least one book deal to come. On the other hand, the civil suits haven't even started yet.


And he wouldn't know how to save money if his life depended on it.
 
2013-07-14 02:28:28 PM
I hear he has made quite a tidy profit, with at least one book deal to come. On the other hand, the civil suits haven't even started yet

That was covered pretty well in last nights thread; under Florida law he is immune from civil suits since he was acquitted.
 
2013-07-14 02:30:48 PM
He should stand his ground.
 
2013-07-14 02:32:58 PM

Azlefty: I hear he has made quite a tidy profit, with at least one book deal to come. On the other hand, the civil suits haven't even started yet

That was covered pretty well in last nights thread; under Florida law he is immune from civil suits since he was acquitted.


While that sucks for the Martin family, I do agree with that - if you're acquitted in a criminal case you shouldn't face civil liability for the same incident.
 
2013-07-14 02:41:25 PM
This is why I love Fark so much, it's a site inion dated with arm chair lawyers, self righteous  liberals and a bunch of just plan old assholes. He was found not guilty, I hope he still carries his weapon, he may need it.
 
2013-07-14 02:44:42 PM

Sofa_king_kewl: This is why I love Fark so much, it's a site inion dated with arm chair lawyers, self righteous  liberals and a bunch of just plan old assholes. He was found not guilty, I hope he still carries his weapon, he may need it.


This is why I love Fark so much, it's full of righteous indignation posted without as much as a cursory proofread.
 
2013-07-14 02:47:36 PM

doyner: Sofa_king_kewl: This is why I love Fark so much, it's a site inion dated with arm chair lawyers, self righteous  liberals and a bunch of just plan old assholes. He was found not guilty, I hope he still carries his weapon, he may need it.

This is why I love Fark so much, it's full of righteous indignation posted without as much as a cursory proofread.


I kept reading that as 'onion dated' and was trying to figure out what kind of Grandpa Simpson angle he was going for.
 
2013-07-14 02:57:01 PM
i105.photobucket.com
Inion is the most prominent projection of the Occipital bone.  It functions as an anchor for the nuchal ligament and the trapezius muscle.
 
2013-07-14 03:00:04 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 200x209]
Inion is the most prominent projection of the Occipital bone.  It functions as an anchor for the nuchal ligament and the trapezius muscle.


So are you saying you can tell the age of someone by dating their inion?
 
2013-07-14 03:00:12 PM
After a fire extinguisher manufacturing plant burning down, this is what one can define as absolute "irony"
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-14 03:03:14 PM
TuteTibiImperes:

While that sucks for the Martin family, I do agree with that - if you're acquitted in a criminal case you shouldn't face civil liability for the same incident.

It's not just a matter of the standard of proof being lower, you can be liable for civil damages without being criminally liable.

If you cause someone's death unintentionally you may not be guilty of a crime, but you still caused their death.  Just because you don't deserve prison doesn't mean that the family doesn't deserve compensation for the death.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-14 03:04:07 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 200x209]
Inion is the most prominent projection of the Occipital bone.  It functions as an anchor for the nuchal ligament and the trapezius muscle.


It's also a great fake news site!
 
2013-07-14 03:05:43 PM

vpb: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 200x209]
Inion is the most prominent projection of the Occipital bone.  It functions as an anchor for the nuchal ligament and the trapezius muscle.

It's also a great fake news site!


...full of plan old assholes...
 
2013-07-14 03:09:47 PM

doyner: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 200x209]
Inion is the most prominent projection of the Occipital bone.  It functions as an anchor for the nuchal ligament and the trapezius muscle.

So are you saying you can tell the age of someone by dating their inion?


If it wasn't for radiocarbon, I'd never get any dates at all!
 
2013-07-14 04:00:17 PM
At least the cops are giving his gun back...although he should get something better than a Kel-Tec
 
2013-07-14 04:06:39 PM
You won't simmer the zimmer
 
2013-07-14 04:08:30 PM

TuteTibiImperes: FTA: "He's going to be looking over his shoulder the rest of his life," Robert Zimmerman Jr. said during an interview on CNN.



GOOD
 
2013-07-14 04:09:20 PM
He is going to be rich, which will buy him security.
 
2013-07-14 04:10:03 PM
Zimmerman has a target on his back. Martin did not. He has a perfectly good reason to be fearful. As long as he doesn't start punching someone who follows him for no reason, he's fine...
 
2013-07-14 04:10:24 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Azlefty: I hear he has made quite a tidy profit, with at least one book deal to come. On the other hand, the civil suits haven't even started yet

That was covered pretty well in last nights thread; under Florida law he is immune from civil suits since he was acquitted.

While that sucks for the Martin family, I do agree with that - if you're acquitted in a criminal case you shouldn't face civil liability for the same incident.


OJ agrees!
 
2013-07-14 04:12:16 PM

This About That: I hear he has made quite a tidy profit, with at least one book deal to come. On the other hand, the civil suits haven't even started yet.


and, they never will.
 
2013-07-14 04:12:28 PM
I don't trust a 29 year old who looks 45 and thinks he's the neighborhood rentacop.
 
2013-07-14 04:12:41 PM
If they ensure there are no eyewitnesses, they'll get off scot free as long as they kill him.
 
2013-07-14 04:12:46 PM
Well, he should definitely consider moving away from Florida.
 
2013-07-14 04:13:23 PM
www.sleazeroxx.com

SMOOOOOOTH UP INION!!!!!
 
2013-07-14 04:13:31 PM

Sofa_king_kewl: This is why I love Fark so much, it's a site inion dated with arm chair lawyers, self righteous  liberals and a bunch of just plan old assholes. He was found not guilty, I hope he still carries his weapon, he may need it.


I'd like to see the same people who believe O.J. "obviously" did it come here to explain to us all how Zimmerman can't possibly be a murderer because he was found not guilty.
 
2013-07-14 04:13:52 PM

vpb: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 200x209]
Inion is the most prominent projection of the Occipital bone.  It functions as an anchor for the nuchal ligament and the trapezius muscle.

It's also a great fake news site!


It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!
 
2013-07-14 04:14:39 PM

Azlefty: I hear he has made quite a tidy profit, with at least one book deal to come. On the other hand, the civil suits haven't even started yet

That was covered pretty well in last nights thread; under Florida law he is immune from civil suits since he was acquitted.


Someone didn't tell the Martin family or the cable news networks.
 
2013-07-14 04:14:53 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Azlefty: I hear he has made quite a tidy profit, with at least one book deal to come. On the other hand, the civil suits haven't even started yet

That was covered pretty well in last nights thread; under Florida law he is immune from civil suits since he was acquitted.

While that sucks for the Martin family, I do agree with that - if you're acquitted in a criminal case you shouldn't face civil liability for the same incident.


...
 
2013-07-14 04:15:22 PM

Ambivalence: Well, he should definitely consider moving away from Florida.


THIS
 
2013-07-14 04:18:08 PM
So.... When will Jabba The Slut be arrested for perjury?
 
2013-07-14 04:18:29 PM
shoulda thought of that before he instigated the shooting
 
2013-07-14 04:19:44 PM
Oh, look, I have a complete and utter lack of sympathy. This, children, is what happens when you ignore basic firearm safety, a 911 dispatcher, and the little voice in the back of your head that tells you that, no, arresting people is a job for the  police, not you.You are not in a movie, and if you play maverick expect it to backfire spectacularly.
 
2013-07-14 04:19:59 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Azlefty: I hear he has made quite a tidy profit, with at least one book deal to come. On the other hand, the civil suits haven't even started yet

That was covered pretty well in last nights thread; under Florida law he is immune from civil suits since he was acquitted.

While that sucks for the Martin family, I do agree with that - if you're acquitted in a criminal case you shouldn't face civil liability for the same incident.


The whole point of our criminal justice system is to prevent civil suits.  The English established that an offense against one of the Sovereign's subjects was an offense against the Sovereign himself to keep people from seeking justice the old-fashioned way with blood-feud.

Under the American version of this, Zimmerman was tried for an offense against "the people of the State of Florida" expressly to prevent the Martin family from seeking private justice for Trayvon's death.
 
2013-07-14 04:20:12 PM
I'm more worried about the jury.

Yeah, their names are sealed, but we're in 2013 here.  All it takes is one J4T script kiddie or a guy who knows a guy who knows a coworker who noticed "say, I haven't seen Alice in three weeks, she's been awful mum about what she was doing, but I think she mentioned jury duty, and come to think of it one of the jurors was a 32-year-old mother of two..."
 
2013-07-14 04:20:16 PM
Torn on this.  He was found not guilty, but he seems far from innocent.

Can't believe he is 29, I thought I read that wrong.  Mid to late forties my guess.

I think he is now really going to need that gun....
 
2013-07-14 04:20:22 PM
It would be ironic if Zimmerman WALKED to Treyvons house and started beating the shiat out of a bus driver, and then got shot. That would be ironic! Now... not so ironic.

Justice for Treyvon!
 
2013-07-14 04:21:31 PM
Florida jurys are so lame when the main evidence was Zimmerman leaving his vehicle when told not too(automatically invalidates any 'stand your ground' law for Zimmerman and gives 'stand your ground' to the kid.
Zimmerman at least should of gotten a year in prison or house arrest for that due to the resulting murder of the kid.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-14 04:21:42 PM
We all know about HOA's here on Fark. We all now about the HOA Nazi like idiots who get a little power and ruin people's lives. Now they can take lives also.

Farkers,

In what world is it ok to take it upon yourself to see a black kid walking down the street in your HOA neighborhood, go arm yourself with a gun...get a couple of flashlights and go stalk a kid drinking Arizona tea and eating Skittles while walking while black? Zimmerman is a wanna be cop HOA Nazi who stalked and instigated a confrontation and got his ass beat. Zimmerman deserved it. The kid had no deadly weapon and paid with his life.

Tell me how this is justice Zimmerman walks?
 
2013-07-14 04:21:45 PM
I have a feeling he will move to a small town, grow a mustache and change his name to Burt Grummer
 
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