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(NBC Connecticut)   ♫ ♫ The time has come to say fair's fair, to pay the rent, to agree on pizza topping. How can we sleep when our pants are burning? How do we stand when our wife lights our pants on fire while we're sleeping? ♫♫   (nbcconnecticut.com) divider line 39
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2013-07-14 01:08:21 PM
It really is a story that has something for everyone.  Jellybeans, pizza, underpants, greeting cards, it's all here!

(Thanks for fixing the link.)
 
2013-07-14 01:18:12 PM
Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire.
 
2013-07-14 02:47:33 PM
"... Defusco told police she set an anniversary card on fire and said it was "symbolic" of their marriage after her husband threw jelly beans at her. Officers took her into custody and said there was a protective order against Defusco from a previous domestic case."

So... much... crazy.
 
2013-07-14 03:10:18 PM
Subby, that didn't go in rhythm of the song. I laughed anyway.

/Forgotten Years was the better Midnight Oil song.
 
2013-07-14 03:11:56 PM
I find that throwing jelly beans often results in being set on fire.
 
2013-07-14 03:11:59 PM
I thought Connecticut agreed to not be violent anymore?
WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE JELLYBEANS??
 
2013-07-14 03:14:02 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: "... Defusco told police she set an anniversary card on fire and said it was "symbolic" of their marriage after her husband threw jelly beans at her. Officers took her into custody and said there was a protective order against Defusco from a previous domestic case."

So... much... crazy.



I'm sure Lifetime already has an option on this.
 
2013-07-14 03:16:39 PM

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Subby, that didn't go in rhythm of the song. I laughed anyway.

/Forgotten Years was the better Midnight Oil song.


Trying to fit the words in the rhythm of the song made me laugh even harder. 

Good one, subby.
 
2013-07-14 03:16:53 PM
Were they fighting over whether Sally's or Pepe's is better?
 
2013-07-14 03:17:43 PM
Pepperoni is the only acceptable 1 topping pie
 
2013-07-14 03:18:49 PM
He throws jelly beans, you symbolically/literally set the bed on fire. That's the Middlebury way.
 
2013-07-14 03:20:07 PM

Oldiron_79: Pepperoni is the only acceptable 1 topping pie


===JELLYBEANS!!!===>
 
2013-07-14 03:22:37 PM
www.cineplayers.com
 
2013-07-14 03:23:12 PM
I guess a half and half pizza is out of the question?  Sometimes I wonder why people even get married.  I mean if I was on a first date with a lady, and she wanted pineapple on a pizza I'm sure I think to myself I can never be with this person on a long term basis.  Who the fark eats pineapple on pizza?  It has no right being on there, ever.
 
2013-07-14 03:24:47 PM

sugarhi: Were they fighting over whether Sally's or Pepe's is better?


I never went to Sally's, but Pepe's has the best crust I've ever had on a pizza.  (I had their white clam.)
 
2013-07-14 03:26:38 PM

LeroyBourne: I guess a half and half pizza is out of the question?  Sometimes I wonder why people even get married.  I mean if I was on a first date with a lady, and she wanted pineapple on a pizza I'm sure I think to myself I can never be with this person on a long term basis.  Who the fark eats pineapple on pizza?  It has no right being on there, ever.


Pineapple is pretty good on a pineapple and ham, but it doesnt really go with like any other pizza toppings very good.
 
2013-07-14 03:27:46 PM

LeroyBourne: I guess a half and half pizza is out of the question?  Sometimes I wonder why people even get married.  I mean if I was on a first date with a lady, and she wanted pineapple on a pizza I'm sure I think to myself I can never be with this person on a long term basis.  Who the fark eats pineapple on pizza?  It has no right being on there, ever.


Amen, pizza is for veggies and meat, ya want fruit order a dessert
 
2013-07-14 03:29:51 PM
In another thrilling episode of Vengeful Spouse Week.......
 
2013-07-14 03:33:20 PM
Not entirely relevant, but I'll take any chance to repeat this story...

When I was in the military waay back when, I drove a friend home the morning after a long night of drinking and general debauchery. His Puerto Rican wife had cut the crotches out of all his pants and underwear. She threw these items at my car as the rest of his stuff burned on the front lawn.

She was hot.

/caliente
 
2013-07-14 03:35:14 PM
That headline was bloody awful.
 
2013-07-14 03:36:34 PM

Oldiron_79: LeroyBourne: I guess a half and half pizza is out of the question?  Sometimes I wonder why people even get married.  I mean if I was on a first date with a lady, and she wanted pineapple on a pizza I'm sure I think to myself I can never be with this person on a long term basis.  Who the fark eats pineapple on pizza?  It has no right being on there, ever.

Pineapple is pretty good on a pineapple and ham, but it doesnt really go with like any other pizza toppings very good.


Bacon and jalapenos disagree.
 
2013-07-14 03:37:22 PM

FrancoFile: Pray 4 Mojo: "... Defusco told police she set an anniversary card on fire and said it was "symbolic" of their marriage after her husband threw jelly beans at her. Officers took her into custody and said there was a protective order against Defusco from a previous domestic case."

So... much... crazy.


I'm sure Lifetime already has an option on this.


It's gonna be a sequel:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-14 03:44:59 PM
Dead animals and fish don't belong on a pizza.

Mushrooms and as much of the garden as you can stand!
 
2013-07-14 03:49:40 PM

SquiggsIN: Dead animals and fish don't belong on a pizza.

Mushrooms and as much of the garden as you can stand!


Heretic!
 
2013-07-14 03:51:38 PM
Eh, They'll get back together in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
 
2013-07-14 03:54:59 PM

Straight Outta Wells Branch: Subby, that didn't go in rhythm of the song. I laughed anyway.

/Forgotten Years was the better Midnight Oil song.


The Dead Heart was better.
 
2013-07-14 03:59:52 PM

SquiggsIN: Dead animals and fish don't belong on a pizza.

Mushrooms and as much of the garden as you can stand!


Would you prefer live animals on your pizza?
 
2013-07-14 04:00:45 PM

Bane of Broone: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Subby, that didn't go in rhythm of the song. I laughed anyway.

/Forgotten Years was the better Midnight Oil song.

Trying to fit the words in the rhythm of the song made me laugh even harder. 

Good one, subby.


The burning pants, the firey pants, the roaring flaming scorching pants.  These shall not be forgotten pants!
 
2013-07-14 04:03:25 PM

Nadie_AZ: Straight Outta Wells Branch: Subby, that didn't go in rhythm of the song. I laughed anyway.

/Forgotten Years was the better Midnight Oil song.

The Dead Heart was better.


"Read About It" Live http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnvbvKnH7FM  The Alan Thicke one where Pete Garret about lights the stage on fire.

I remember watching that on TV. I had just started playing drums in my first crappy Jr. High rock band and this had a pretty big influence on me.
 
2013-07-14 04:07:09 PM

FloydA: It really is a story that has something for everyone.  Jellybeans, pizza, underpants, greeting cards, it's all here!



But an absence of cockatoos and holden wrecks, or local equivalents
 
2013-07-14 04:32:30 PM
Sausage and jalapenos.

LeroyBourne: I guess a half and half pizza is out of the question?


Rocket and Surgery.

LeroyBourne: Sometimes I wonder why people even get married. I mean if I was on a first date with a lady, and she wanted pineapple on a pizza I'm sure I think to myself I can never be with this person on a long term basis. Who the fark eats pineapple on pizza? It has no right being on there, ever.


It had better not touch my f*cking half, I'll tell you that.

Or I guess I could maybe just pick it off...but it still kind of leaves that pineapple-y taste which has no business on a pizza whatsoever, so no, it had better not touch my f*cking half.
 
2013-07-14 05:23:50 PM

Dr.Zom: Eh, They'll get back together in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.


I loved that album.
 
2013-07-14 05:35:33 PM

Dragonflew: Dr.Zom: Eh, They'll get back together in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

I loved that album.


Good to see somebody acknowledged that. Their best album I think...

/Yes... I'm one of those douches that think "Diesel and Dust" was 'too commercial'.
 
2013-07-14 05:58:54 PM

ten foiled hats: It had better not touch my f*cking half, I'll tell you that.

Or I guess I could maybe just pick it off...but it still kind of leaves that pineapple-y taste which has no business on a pizza whatsoever, so no, it had better not touch my f*cking half.


If your that anal about your stuff than maybe getting married isn't for you.

Or get married to someone who is just as anal about their own stuff and you can both get along.
 
2013-07-14 06:25:03 PM
Motherf*cker, I'll show you how anal I am!

mikefinch: If you're that anal about your stuff than maybe getting married isn't for you.


This is pizza we're talking about, here.  This is serious sh*t.

mikefinch: Or get married to someone who is just as anal about their own stuff and you can both get along.


There you go, a win-win.
 
2013-07-14 10:23:26 PM
We car-ry in our hands the pepperoni/and that cannot be stoo-olen.
 
2013-07-14 10:47:19 PM

FrancoFile: Pray 4 Mojo: "... Defusco told police she set an anniversary card on fire and said it was "symbolic" of their marriage after her husband threw jelly beans at her. Officers took her into custody and said there was a protective order against Defusco from a previous domestic case."

So... much... crazy.


I'm sure Lifetime already has an option on this.


Why don't they just own up to it and change their name to the "It's His Fault Network?"
 
2013-07-14 10:55:23 PM
Extra bonus points for dodging the obvious "Liar Liar" gag there, Subby. Nice work.

And if you think THAT chick's crazy, you've never seen Peter Garrett's dancing...
 
2013-07-15 09:26:34 AM
Even these guys got into an argument when asked what toppings go best on a pizza

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