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(France 24)   Forget Zimmerman and Sweater Muffins, the Japanese Defense Ministry says a Chinese Naval fleet has been spotted off of northern Japan   (france24.com) divider line 20
    More: Interesting, Japanese Defense Ministry, Chinese, Japan, Sea of Japan, Japanese, defense ministry, East China Sea, Senkaku Islands  
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2013-07-14 02:30:41 PM
4 votes:
This is a perfect thread for us to discuss the universally agreed upon facts of the Zimmerman case.

George "Pepe" Zimmerman was returning home from reading to sick children at the cancer orphanage when he observed Traymart "Crack Pipe" Martin skulking around his exclusive gated Mexican community.  George had an order of delicious tacos for his eight children (he's a Mexican), but he decided to check out what was clearly a thug.  As he approached he called out "What brings you out on such an unpleasant night, kind sir?"  Suddenly, Traylon who was high on purple drank and white guilt, attacked like a savage African beast.  George's life flashed before his eyes.  He remembered being a child in the barrio eating his mother's huevos rancheros from the money she earned cleaning motels.  He thought of all the quinincieras he would never see.  In a moment of panic he grasped his trusty sidearm and slayed the ravenous animal.

It's a pretty cut and dried case.
2013-07-14 03:40:25 PM
2 votes:
We musssht give dissh chinessshe fleet a wide birth. Let usssh turn shhhouth.


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2013-07-14 03:17:50 PM
2 votes:
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2013-07-14 02:28:51 PM
2 votes:
It would be interesting to know how many submarines the US or the Japanese have in the area.  I bet if a Chinese guy jumped off the side of a ship he wouldn't get his nads wet.
2013-07-14 11:20:31 AM
2 votes:
fc06.deviantart.net
2013-07-15 08:57:05 AM
1 votes:

rnatalie: When are you gonna learn aboutChinese treachery? Didn'tPearl Harbor teach you anything?


I berieve that pernounced PERR HALBOR!

/Herro, Hans Brix.
2013-07-14 05:43:55 PM
1 votes:
www.knappmedfoundation.org

/sticking to the headline
2013-07-14 05:08:43 PM
1 votes:

Retard Wrangler: Senseless_drivel: Retard Wrangler: Am I really the only one who finds asians unattractive?  Seriously, their faces look weird.

I don't know that I'd use the word weird but I'm not attracted either.

Weird isn't quite right, but I don't know the right word.  Not ugly, but neutral, almost as if they aren't actually human faces.  Almost to the point of "uncanny valley".


As an Asian, go fark yourself in the urethra with a pineapple.
2013-07-14 03:20:21 PM
1 votes:

Senseless_drivel: Retard Wrangler: Am I really the only one who finds asians unattractive?  Seriously, their faces look weird.

I don't know that I'd use the word weird but I'm not attracted either.


Want this instead? If so, knock yourself out. I shall bathe in asian awesomesauce instead


www.peopleofjerseyshore.com
2013-07-14 03:15:17 PM
1 votes:

grokca: This thread is very confusing.


Needs more tentacles.
2013-07-14 03:03:27 PM
1 votes:
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2013-07-14 02:56:51 PM
1 votes:

Sneakernets: Pony thread?


24.media.tumblr.com
2013-07-14 02:49:44 PM
1 votes:
Truly this story is a sign of the land of confusion


i.imgur.com
2013-07-14 02:48:24 PM
1 votes:
Truly this story is a sign of the land of confusion
2013-07-14 02:44:32 PM
1 votes:
What sweater muffins can be


fc03.deviantart.net
2013-07-14 02:39:08 PM
1 votes:
Let the Chinamen sort their own problems.
2013-07-14 02:26:15 PM
1 votes:
would it be ironic if this was the beginning of a surprise attack on one of their naval bases prior to war being declared?
2013-07-14 02:25:52 PM
1 votes:
Oh...and sweater muffins.

i.imgur.com
2013-07-14 02:23:49 PM
1 votes:
The purpose of the Chinese fleet's passage through the Soya Strait is not known, Kyodo news agency quoted a ministry official as saying.

How about we go with "they're sailing all the way around Japan to drive home the point that for the first time in 600 years (since Zheng He) they're capable of such a feat".
2013-07-14 02:18:53 PM
1 votes:
If every other Fark headline wasn't mentioning Zimmerman, I probably would forget.
 
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