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(France 24)   Forget Zimmerman and Sweater Muffins, the Japanese Defense Ministry says a Chinese Naval fleet has been spotted off of northern Japan   (france24.com) divider line 143
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2013-07-14 11:13:12 AM
Ok, but first--tell me more about these "sweater muffins"...
 
2013-07-14 11:20:31 AM
fc06.deviantart.net
 
2013-07-14 11:23:24 AM

BravadoGT: Ok, but first--tell me more about these "sweater muffins"...


OK, but the Chinese Navy thing is why we are here

www.onlinemovieshut.com

And don't forget it

cdn.brosome.com
 
2013-07-14 11:39:38 AM
Forget Zimmerman

Done.
 
2013-07-14 01:25:44 PM
Japanese territorial waters only extend 3 miles instead of 12 miles at Soya Strait, so they are in international waters. What's the big deal?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-14 01:34:18 PM
We did this to Russia all the time during the Cold War. Russia had a hard time reciprocating with surface fleets.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-14 01:34:54 PM
s/Russia/the Soviet Union/
Has it really been 23 years?
 
2013-07-14 02:18:53 PM
If every other Fark headline wasn't mentioning Zimmerman, I probably would forget.
 
2013-07-14 02:19:29 PM
Invasion!
 
2013-07-14 02:22:48 PM
I blame Godzilla
 
2013-07-14 02:23:49 PM
The purpose of the Chinese fleet's passage through the Soya Strait is not known, Kyodo news agency quoted a ministry official as saying.

How about we go with "they're sailing all the way around Japan to drive home the point that for the first time in 600 years (since Zheng He) they're capable of such a feat".
 
2013-07-14 02:24:49 PM
I call "shenanigans"; does this joke involve pee pee?
 
2013-07-14 02:25:52 PM
Oh...and sweater muffins.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-14 02:26:15 PM
would it be ironic if this was the beginning of a surprise attack on one of their naval bases prior to war being declared?
 
2013-07-14 02:28:41 PM
Eh, nothing that unusual here. BFFs flexing muscle in international water, big whoop.
 
2013-07-14 02:28:51 PM
It would be interesting to know how many submarines the US or the Japanese have in the area.  I bet if a Chinese guy jumped off the side of a ship he wouldn't get his nads wet.
 
2013-07-14 02:30:41 PM
This is a perfect thread for us to discuss the universally agreed upon facts of the Zimmerman case.

George "Pepe" Zimmerman was returning home from reading to sick children at the cancer orphanage when he observed Traymart "Crack Pipe" Martin skulking around his exclusive gated Mexican community.  George had an order of delicious tacos for his eight children (he's a Mexican), but he decided to check out what was clearly a thug.  As he approached he called out "What brings you out on such an unpleasant night, kind sir?"  Suddenly, Traylon who was high on purple drank and white guilt, attacked like a savage African beast.  George's life flashed before his eyes.  He remembered being a child in the barrio eating his mother's huevos rancheros from the money she earned cleaning motels.  He thought of all the quinincieras he would never see.  In a moment of panic he grasped his trusty sidearm and slayed the ravenous animal.

It's a pretty cut and dried case.
 
2013-07-14 02:32:45 PM
Chinese defense minister says they're not targeting any third parties. Wait... Who's the second party?

Those tricksters. Trickin' us...
 
2013-07-14 02:33:54 PM

doglover: [fc06.deviantart.net image 720x960]



I still REALLY hate myself for not buying one of those sweaters before my local Hot Topic went out of business. Least I got this one


i.imgur.com

/Am a brony
//haters will hate like Discord
///Hoof bump to those here
////muffins rock and so does Drepy
 
2013-07-14 02:33:54 PM
Muffins? I prefer the loaves.

si0.twimg.com

Those are some fine lung warts.
 
2013-07-14 02:34:52 PM
In unrelated news, Taiwan just collectively shiat themselves
 
2013-07-14 02:35:47 PM

1ceTr0n: doglover: [fc06.deviantart.net image 720x960]


I still REALLY hate myself for not buying one of those sweaters before my local Hot Topic went out of business. Least I got this one


[i.imgur.com image 438x640]

/Am a brony
//haters will hate like Discord
///Hoof bump to those here
////muffins rock and so does Drepy


Derpy, forgive my my muffin mistress....

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-14 02:38:34 PM

1ceTr0n: doglover: [fc06.deviantart.net image 720x960]


I still REALLY hate myself for not buying one of those sweaters before my local Hot Topic went out of business. Least I got this one




/Am a brony
//haters will hate like Discord
///Hoof bump to those here
////muffins rock and so does Drepy


Yanno that sex doll thread in Geek?

Not as creepy as you.

/NTTAWWT
//i keed
///of course there's something seriously wrong with it
 
2013-07-14 02:38:35 PM
This Chinese fleet needs to be dealt with using the most proper and in your face manner as possible


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-14 02:39:08 PM
Let the Chinamen sort their own problems.
 
2013-07-14 02:40:04 PM

GRCooper: 1ceTr0n: doglover: [fc06.deviantart.net image 720x960]


I still REALLY hate myself for not buying one of those sweaters before my local Hot Topic went out of business. Least I got this one

/Am a brony
//haters will hate like Discord
///Hoof bump to those here
////muffins rock and so does Drepy

Yanno that sex doll thread in Geek?

Not as creepy as you.

/NTTAWWT
//i keed
///of course there's something seriously wrong with it


Missed that thread, even i'm not sad enough to need a sex doll

/internet is for porn
//grab your dick and double click?
 
2013-07-14 02:42:14 PM
Why do I hear klaxons and Hell March?
 
2013-07-14 02:42:24 PM
Pony thread?
 
2013-07-14 02:42:45 PM
Rapmaster2000:

Keep it in zimmer threads, man. Your opinion isn't so valuable that it deserves to be declared in off-topic threads
 
2013-07-14 02:44:32 PM
What sweater muffins can be


fc03.deviantart.net
 
2013-07-14 02:45:23 PM
The asians are jealous of the latino on black racism in america, they want to get in on the game. Whats this Yellow vs Spicy Mustard?
 
2013-07-14 02:46:50 PM
Chinese Navy can invade my property anytime.

i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-14 02:46:50 PM
thechive.files.wordpress.com
powip.com
 
2013-07-14 02:46:56 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Rapmaster2000:

Keep it in zimmer threads, man. Your opinion isn't so valuable that it deserves to be declared in off-topic threads


All threads are Zimmerman threads.
 
2013-07-14 02:48:24 PM
Truly this story is a sign of the land of confusion
 
2013-07-14 02:48:38 PM

SurelyShirley: Chinese Navy can invade my property anytime.

[i40.tinypic.com image 680x506]


Boy do I want to torpedo her all night long.
 
2013-07-14 02:49:44 PM
Truly this story is a sign of the land of confusion


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-14 02:50:05 PM
I'm gonna go with the same international dick wagging that has been going on for 20 years for 600 Alex.
 
2013-07-14 02:51:16 PM

SurelyShirley: Chinese Navy can invade my property anytime.

[i40.tinypic.com image 680x506]



Invade? Hell, they can submit me all they freaking want


www.diia.us
 
2013-07-14 02:51:22 PM

1ceTr0n: GRCooper: 1ceTr0n: doglover: [fc06.deviantart.net image 720x960]


I still REALLY hate myself for not buying one of those sweaters before my local Hot Topic went out of business. Least I got this one

/Am a brony
//haters will hate like Discord
///Hoof bump to those here
////muffins rock and so does Drepy

Yanno that sex doll thread in Geek?

Not as creepy as you.

/NTTAWWT
//i keed
///of course there's something seriously wrong with it

Missed that thread, even i'm not sad enough to need a sex doll

/internet is for porn
//grab your dick and double click?


porn, porn, porn
 
2013-07-14 02:53:18 PM

ordinarysteve: I'm gonna go with the same international dick wagging that has been going on for 20 years for 600 Alex.


i151.photobucket.com
I think China and Japan have a longer history than that...
 
2013-07-14 02:54:03 PM
I for one welcome my lovely asian overlords


farm2.static.flickr.com

/american women overrated anyway
 
2013-07-14 02:54:52 PM

Sneakernets: Pony thread?


Eyup.
 
2013-07-14 02:55:40 PM
Command me!  Please?


farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2013-07-14 02:56:51 PM

Sneakernets: Pony thread?


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-14 02:57:03 PM

T-Servo: ordinarysteve: I'm gonna go with the same international dick wagging that has been going on for 20 years for 600 Alex.

[i151.photobucket.com image 800x500]
I think China and Japan have a longer history than that...


Yeah I know but China wasn't exactly in the position to intimidate Japan before Deng Xiaoping. I was also sort of just throwing a number out there. My bad.
 
2013-07-14 03:01:24 PM
The movie was warning us after all...


www.apnatimepass.com


/yes I enjoyed it
//big guns always mean fun
 
2013-07-14 03:03:27 PM
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-07-14 03:04:00 PM
Am I really the only one who finds asians unattractive?  Seriously, their faces look weird.
 
2013-07-14 03:07:50 PM
www.fquick.com
 
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