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(Bleacher Report)   Will Dolph Ziggler get his head kicked? Will Daniel Bryan get his beard split? Will Kaitlyn pop them out? Will Jack Swagger break his ankle? Whoa, hey, Mark Henry goes for the dream at the MITB PPV (7:30 preshow EDT)   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Money in the Bank, Dolph Ziggler, WWE Money in the Bank, Jack Swagger, winners, WWE, Daniel Bryan  
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2013-07-14 09:41:33 PM  
3 votes:
She went black.
2013-07-14 08:42:26 PM  
3 votes:
they want heyman because most of them are former employees looking for their paycheck
2013-07-14 11:08:16 PM  
2 votes:

ShiningWizard: CapnPlaty: TheManofPA: CapnPlaty: So, no belts swapped hands, one new feud created (Rhodes & Sandow), one pretty much confirmed (Heyman and Punk) and a potential breakup of Dolph and AJ (with potential feud implications).  Honestly, it played out like Raw, some good matches but nothing groundbreaking happened tonight.

It started off hot. The two weaker matches (with obvious finishes) were okay. The Diva's match was good again. It's just the Del Rio with no heat, Cena AGAIN, and Orton to close in Philly that is just lame. Without competition, WWE doesn't do anything new or creative unless it absolutely falls in their lap and they can't bury it.

Only bad thing is with AJ beating Kaitlyn twice, both by submission, it doesn't make sense to keep those two going at it.  AJ is going to need another foil to go against, and a new belt if she's going to be keeping it.  If she wants something oversized to wear, she can put on one of my dress shirts and slowly unbutton it as she skips around the bed.

Hey here's an idea...

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2013-07-14 10:52:32 PM  
2 votes:
When he finally cashes it in, I do not want to be the person who has to open that briefcase.
2013-07-14 10:20:30 PM  
2 votes:
Do you think when Orton goes to the bathroom, Cole shouts "VINTAGE ORTON!"?
2013-07-14 08:10:15 PM  
2 votes:
I don't think my section appreciated my yelling "Betsy Ross was a whore!"
2013-07-15 01:21:42 PM  
1 vote:

Dougie AXP: Man. I have a wicked case of the unexpected ortons today.

Too many Swagger approved Tacos and Burritos?
2013-07-14 11:06:29 PM  
1 vote:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Hillbilly Jim: The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: BREAKING NEWS: KELLYKELLYKELLY HAS KILLED STEPHANIE MCMAHON!

I think we should all pray to what ever dirty each of us believes (or doesn't believe) in and gives thanks that 3Kelly does not have access to thermonuclear weaponry of any kind. I hear Philly is a cool town after all

Nah.  Nothing of value would be lost.

Pennsylvania could give Pittsburgh to Ohio and raise the IQ of both states.


I'll do my best to raise Pittsburgh's IQ

/moving there soon
2013-07-14 10:53:07 PM  
1 vote:

Jim from Saint Paul: Orton vs Cena.

If you listen hard to the wind, you can hear the internet smark community collectively weep into their mountain dew cans...

To be fair, I have Wild Cherry Pepsi
2013-07-14 10:29:22 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: Oh good we get to hear vintage rvd from cole now


Vinage silgryphon post
2013-07-14 10:00:14 PM  
1 vote:

tbaughm: verbaltoxin: TheManofPA: Man, this PPV has stalled terribly after an amazing start. Mizark's first match in Philly, damn if he could have headlined and won.

But nope; JOHN CENA IS YOUR FACE HERO! He couldn't lift Henry on Raw....OH WAIT, I CAN"T BELIEVE HE HIT THE AA
I fully expect either Orton or Irish to close. BECAUSE FARK YOU PHILLY~Vince

So far I think MITB's been solid, if unspectacular at times.

Also, let's keep in mind the MITB matches themselves are stacked, so the in-between matches are going to be toned down.

Blue case match - $$$$

Miz vs Axel - $$1/2

AJ vs Kaitlyn - $$$

Ziggler vs Del Rio - $$$

I mostly agree. I'd give the Blue MitB 4.5$, but I could see how the abruptness of the ending may drop it down.

I go strictly on how hard I marked during it. I marked about 4 dollar signs. Don't ask how I know this.
2013-07-14 09:59:00 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: What's that big dark mass?  Oh that's Mark Henry

No, Mark Henry is the guy on your screen.  You should really see a doctor for that.
2013-07-14 09:48:21 PM  
1 vote:
Cena loses. Cena is the mystery entrant in the Raw MITB, Cena wins the briefcase, beating RVD to claim the case.  orders Henry down to the ring, regains the title the same night.
2013-07-14 09:45:43 PM  
1 vote:


Her punishment has to be longer than 2 minutes.
2013-07-14 09:45:36 PM  
1 vote:

Tenor Reaper: The_Y2P_Problem: Tenor Reaper: NICE WORK WOMAN


Hey, I found you pink and black ones.

What? Where? O_o

Look up in the thread.  They're at Famous Footwear, I don't know if they accept your loonies or logs or maple syrup or whatever you use for currency up there.
2013-07-14 09:41:55 PM  
1 vote:
AJ done goofed.
2013-07-14 09:34:04 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-14 09:20:19 PM  
1 vote:
So the WWE went out a bought themselves a Power Plant, good for them,
2013-07-14 09:08:29 PM  
1 vote:

Dougie AXP: Even [REDACTED] turned me down on goin to Wrestlemania.

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2013-07-14 09:06:24 PM  
1 vote:
Ryback's here?  does that mean it's hugz tiem?
2013-07-14 09:04:12 PM  
1 vote:

Dougie AXP: Dougie got the cold shoulder...devastating maneuver.

Now now now... Don't get yourself down, sweetie.  There's plenty of girls who will want to watch the Wrestlephobia or whatever you kids go to these days.  You'll find yourself a nice girl and you'll forget all about little miss shinypants or whatever her name is.  See?  I'm forgetting her already!  Now here's a dollar, go watch a movie, ok?
2013-07-14 08:57:21 PM  
1 vote:
WWE FACT: Seth Rollins has been in 3 of the 4 matches tonight
2013-07-14 08:50:55 PM  
1 vote:

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2013-07-14 08:47:10 PM  
1 vote:
Can Miz please take FF lessons from Gail Kim?
2013-07-14 08:46:05 PM  
1 vote:
Everytime someone kicks out of the PerfectPlex Curt Henning tears off an angel's wings
2013-07-14 08:39:16 PM  
1 vote:

Triple Oak: Does Vickie count as a Diva? Regardless, that video package just hit the over, didn't it?

For the love of Celestia/god of your choice, NO!  *shudder*
2013-07-14 08:37:13 PM  
1 vote:
Miz enters sporting something from the Batman Evening Collection
2013-07-14 08:30:50 PM  
1 vote:
@BobbyandGorilla: There is only one winner there that I would like, nay love, okay totally mark for. @TheDamienSandow MUST win MITB!!! Our intellectual savior

JUNE 26, 2013 - 8:05 AM -  I WIZARDED THAT biatch! WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME?
2013-07-14 07:46:55 PM  
1 vote: Full Size
2013-07-14 06:11:41 PM  
1 vote:
Watching Alice in Wonderland (the Disney one) is like one long acid trip ... it looks great remastered, though!
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