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2013-07-14 10:28:50 AM
Because breakfast is so easy to make well yourself.
 
2013-07-14 10:30:05 AM

iamrex: Because breakfast is so easy to make well yourself.


True, however, there are times where you lack the necessary ingredients for breakfast and delivery would be perfect.

/not subby
//just made a fried egg sandwich
 
2013-07-14 10:30:31 AM
What do you imagine being delivered that would be able to be kept at proper eating temperature, and always consistent?   I see where your head is at, but I just do not see this working out.  I mean hell, look at ordering room service from a hotel, the temps suck...luke warm eggs, soggy pancakes...
 
2013-07-14 10:32:33 AM
I would be totally down with a sausage egg McMuffin and some hash browns showing up at my door.
 
2013-07-14 10:32:53 AM

Rev.K: iamrex: Because breakfast is so easy to make well yourself.

True, however, there are times where you lack the necessary ingredients for breakfast and delivery would be perfect.

/not subby
//just made a fried egg sandwich


The dude made an attempt at an egg & cheese on a kaiser like they do in the delis back on the east coast.  He got pretty close.  But now I am disgustingly full and need a nap and it's not even 9 am yet.
 
2013-07-14 10:33:11 AM
Where I live, anything can be delivered.

anything
 
2013-07-14 10:35:30 AM

make me some tea: Where I live, anything can be delivered.

anything


I miss delivery laundry :(
 
2013-07-14 10:35:40 AM
Green eggs and ham.
 
2013-07-14 10:35:54 AM

MissFeasance: Rev.K: iamrex: Because breakfast is so easy to make well yourself.

True, however, there are times where you lack the necessary ingredients for breakfast and delivery would be perfect.

/not subby
//just made a fried egg sandwich

The dude made an attempt at an egg & cheese on a kaiser like they do in the delis back on the east coast.  He got pretty close.  But now I am disgustingly full and need a nap and it's not even 9 am yet.


I'm hankering for a ham, egg and swiss on a whole wheat everything bagel from the place around the corner. Those things will be the death of me. I like the egg over medium so that the yolk goos everything up.

I've tried making them myself and they come out okay, but just not quite the same for some reason.
 
2013-07-14 10:36:05 AM
what a weird thing to green.

ZIMMERMAN!!!!!!
 
2013-07-14 10:36:19 AM

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I would be totally down with a sausage egg McMuffin and some hash browns showing up at my door.


I bet I could make you both before the delivery guy got there.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-07-14 10:36:37 AM
 
2013-07-14 10:37:17 AM
i just want to be able to get a cold pizza delivered at 7am.  is that so strange?
 
2013-07-14 10:37:57 AM

make me some tea: Where I live, anything can be delivered.

anything


Is Pop Diner still around? They had awesome delivery breakfast.
 
2013-07-14 10:38:16 AM
YES.

Bring me my breakfast.

Door's unlocked. Deliver it to me in bed.
 
2013-07-14 10:38:18 AM

iamrex: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I would be totally down with a sausage egg McMuffin and some hash browns showing up at my door.

I bet I could make you both before the delivery guy got there.


If you weren't married, I'd be racing to get something different out of you before the delivery guy got here. ;-)
 
2013-07-14 10:39:51 AM

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: iamrex: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I would be totally down with a sausage egg McMuffin and some hash browns showing up at my door.

I bet I could make you both before the delivery guy got there.

If you weren't married, I'd be racing to get something different out of you before the delivery guy got here. ;-)


gross. early morning old man breakfast penis. gross.
 
2013-07-14 10:40:15 AM

make me some tea: I've tried making them myself and they come out okay, but just not quite the same for some reason.


I am pretty sure they put crack in them or something.  I bought them like three times when I was out visiting y'all in the city earlier this summer.  Even if I wasn't hungry.  Because I just needed like two bites of that cheesy eggy goodness.
 
2013-07-14 10:40:19 AM
One word: wafflecopter

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2013-07-14 10:40:44 AM

Blushing Wall Flower: YES.

Bring me my breakfast.

Door's unlocked. Deliver it to me in bed.


*scrambles toward kitchen, grabs pans and a phone to arrange a flight*

I'm on my way!!!!
 
2013-07-14 10:41:20 AM
I was making fried eggs and cheese on English muffins last week because for some reason English muffins looked nice when I saw them at the grocery.

Most mornings I subsist on coffee alone.
 
2013-07-14 10:42:56 AM
Because breakfast has to fresh to be good. Pancakes must be fresh of the griddle to melt the butter and sunny side up eggs take only a couple minutes ya lazy bastard subby.
 
2013-07-14 10:42:58 AM

pissedoffmick: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: iamrex: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I would be totally down with a sausage egg McMuffin and some hash browns showing up at my door.

I bet I could make you both before the delivery guy got there.

If you weren't married, I'd be racing to get something different out of you before the delivery guy got here. ;-)

gross. early morning old man breakfast penis. gross.


Everyone likes a nice, thick chorizo on a Sunday morning. Especially if it's been aged well. You're just a f*cking ageist. Lets see how hip you are when you're in your 90s.
 
2013-07-14 10:43:01 AM

Trillian Astra: I was making fried eggs and cheese on English muffins last week because for some reason English muffins looked nice when I saw them at the grocery.

Most mornings I subsist on coffee alone.


Oh hello there.

I always want to buy english muffins but half the package gets stale before I can eat them all.
 
2013-07-14 10:43:14 AM
i forget how much i appreciate the english muffin.  it has the best texture for trapping little bits of butter or jam or nutella or whatever and also makes great egg sammiches.
 
2013-07-14 10:43:30 AM

Rev.K: True, however, there are times where you lack the necessary ingredients for breakfast and delivery would be perfect.

/not subby
//just made a fried egg sandwich


There's places in NYC that will deliver breakfast.

A friend of mine posted a picture of delivered waffles.
 
2013-07-14 10:44:14 AM
It jsut isnt cost effective subby, unless you do some kinda of 20$ minium for delivery, even then people have to worry about you being late, them being late, and if you are late, imagine all the orders you will have that no one is home for? McD's is easier
 
2013-07-14 10:44:41 AM

TinyFist: Blushing Wall Flower: YES.

Bring me my breakfast.

Door's unlocked. Deliver it to me in bed.

*scrambles toward kitchen, grabs pans and a phone to arrange a flight*

I'm on my way!!!!


Don't forget the condiments!
 
2013-07-14 10:45:11 AM

Misch: There's places in NYC that will deliver breakfast.


When I was too lazy to go to the deli, I would get breakfast delivered from the diner around the corner.  So decadent and so worth it to sit on the fire escape and eat eggs benedict.
 
2013-07-14 10:45:35 AM

professorkowalski: make me some tea: Where I live, anything can be delivered.

anything

Is Pop Diner still around? They had awesome delivery breakfast.


I've never heard of it, but Yelp says it's closed
http://www.yelp.com/biz/pop-diner-elmhurst
 
2013-07-14 10:47:00 AM
This is green?  lol
 
2013-07-14 10:47:07 AM
Well now I'm really really hungry. Who is bringing me breakfast in bed?
 
2013-07-14 10:48:16 AM

iamrex: I always want to buy english muffins but half the package gets stale before I can eat them all.


Greetings!

They keep well in the freezer, you know. Defrost for 15 seconds in the microwave, toast as desired.
 
2013-07-14 10:51:42 AM

Endive Wombat: What do you imagine being delivered that would be able to be kept at proper eating temperature, and always consistent?   I see where your head is at, but I just do not see this working out.  I mean hell, look at ordering room service from a hotel, the temps suck...luke warm eggs, soggy pancakes...


Shrug. McDonalds breakfast travels pretty well, so I have no doubt there is a way. I'm past my hungover as shiat days, but if this had been available, they would have received all my money many  a late morning. Hell, considering the times we've awakened to find a lack of critical ingredients in our fridge and have no desire to leave, they would still get my money.

I'm guessing it has more to do with the fact that this need is largely consolidated to the weekend. Nobody is going to order breakfast on a weekday/workday they way they would still order pizza during the week. It's pretty tough to make a profit if you're making bank on the weekend, and nothing at all the other 5 days of the week.
 
2013-07-14 10:51:54 AM

MBK: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: I would be totally down with a sausage egg McMuffin and some hash browns showing up at my door.

Get one of these:
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http://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beach-25475-Breakfast-Sandwich/dp/B00 BT IUYOO/ref=sr_1_1_ha?ie=UTF8&qid=1373812536&sr=8-1&keywords=breakfast+s andwich+maker


Holy Unitasker, Batman!
 
2013-07-14 10:53:13 AM
Unless you want flowers for breakfast, you're farked around here.
 
2013-07-14 10:53:40 AM
I'm just imagining Waffle House hashbrowns for delivery.
 
2013-07-14 10:54:13 AM

monty666: Unless you want flowers for breakfast, you're farked around here.


I can do a lot with flowers, but they don't make a very good omelette.
 
2013-07-14 10:55:20 AM
Breakfast tacos travel quite well.
 
2013-07-14 10:56:14 AM

MissFeasance: make me some tea: I've tried making them myself and they come out okay, but just not quite the same for some reason.

I am pretty sure they put crack in them or something.  I bought them like three times when I was out visiting y'all in the city earlier this summer.  Even if I wasn't hungry.  Because I just needed like two bites of that cheesy eggy goodness.


I'm so freaking hungry right now.
 
2013-07-14 10:57:04 AM
I dunno, I feel like an all in one clothes washer AND dryer would be a bigger cash cow

/I would also stop winding up with clothes I forgot to switch that are still wet the next morning
 
2013-07-14 10:57:05 AM

Trillian Astra: I'm just imagining Waffle House hashbrowns for delivery.


I'll bet you could make a hashbrown pizza for delivery. Like crispy hashbrowns covered in eggs and bacon and shiz. I would nom the hell out of that on a lazy Sunday morning.
 
2013-07-14 10:58:33 AM
OH, or quiche. Quiche definitely holds up. Though it's not as quickly made.... so you can't take full advantage of the make on demand aspect.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-07-14 10:58:55 AM

megalynn44: Trillian Astra: I'm just imagining Waffle House hashbrowns for delivery.

I'll bet you could make a hashbrown pizza for delivery. Like crispy hashbrowns covered in eggs and bacon and shiz. I would nom the hell out of that on a lazy Sunday morning.


There is a place in Chicago that delivers breakfast pies.  All you have to do is pop it in the oven to heat it up, and boom, breakfast.
 
2013-07-14 10:59:59 AM

megalynn44: Trillian Astra: I'm just imagining Waffle House hashbrowns for delivery.

I'll bet you could make a hashbrown pizza for delivery. Like crispy hashbrowns covered in eggs and bacon and shiz. I would nom the hell out of that on a lazy Sunday morning.


You are genius.
 
2013-07-14 11:00:05 AM

megalynn44: I'll bet you could make a hashbrown pizza for delivery. Like crispy hashbrowns covered in eggs and bacon and shiz. I would nom the hell out of that on a lazy Sunday morning.


Hashbrows are too time consuming for me to just make at home. Unless you buy them pre-frozen, but those are gross and don't get crispy like they should. I would pay to have someone deliver me hashbrowns with ham and cheese on them first thing on a Sunday morning.
 
2013-07-14 11:00:37 AM
Trillian Astra

I'm just imagining Waffle House hashbrowns for delivery.

Scattered, covered, and smothered, baby.
 
2013-07-14 11:01:07 AM
They might deliver breakfast if you thought that they might deserve a living wage for that.

/just a thought

//and tip your damn driver
 
2013-07-14 11:01:19 AM

tuffsnake: I dunno, I feel like an all in one clothes washer AND dryer would be a bigger cash cow

/I would also stop winding up with clothes I forgot to switch that are still wet the next morning


They make those, they're just not so good at the drying part.
 
2013-07-14 11:02:15 AM
Oh come now, burger king delivers.  If you can call that breakfast.
 
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