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(NASCAR)   With no penalties issued this week, all the teams can breathe a sigh of relief. Except for the 48, who will be starting from the back of the pack. It's the Camping World RV Sales 301 from New Hampshire (1PM ET, TNT)   (nascar.com ) divider line
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2013-07-14 10:51:39 AM  
OK, I just saw someone holding a sign that says "Murica" behind DW on NASCAR Raceday. Which one of you farkers is in NH today?
 
2013-07-14 11:29:22 AM  
holy shiat, that's a big lobster
 
2013-07-14 12:15:41 PM  
We may have avoided this

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But Knaus claims not to be a cheater or a crook

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and the 48 is ready to reclaim his top spot with this

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2013-07-14 12:18:12 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The #48 is NASCAR equivalent of that guy pulled out of security line by TSA and groped so hard they can tell what religion he is.
 
2013-07-14 12:19:45 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Loudon prediction -> Announcers will be saying sentences beginning with "And like that, Jimmie Johnson's already up to..." by lap 3
 
2013-07-14 12:35:46 PM  

DanZero: Loudon prediction -> Announcers will be saying sentences beginning with "And like that, Jimmie Johnson's already up to..." by lap 3


With all the attention JJ gets you'd think he was a woman driving in the race.
 
2013-07-14 12:41:48 PM  
Between all of this talk about Johnsons plowing the back and abortions in the Indycar race, social conservatives would be in a tizzy
 
2013-07-14 12:51:26 PM  
So we gonna see the Tony Siragussa commercial during this race?
 
2013-07-14 01:10:59 PM  

WhyteRaven74: So we gonna see the Tony Siragussa commercial during this race?


many times.
 
2013-07-14 01:11:25 PM  
One of the lamest tracks on the circuit, with the exception of the modifieds. That was and usually is a great race.

/bring back North Wilkes!!!
//I'm out, this race is going to suck
///cover the dog, please. thanks
 
2013-07-14 01:16:46 PM  

BOOGITY3

 
2013-07-14 01:19:01 PM  
Good lord, that was a fast first caution...
 
2013-07-14 01:19:07 PM  
burnt bread.
 
2013-07-14 01:19:12 PM  
Again?

C'mon, Joey...get some grip.
 
2013-07-14 01:19:39 PM  
"Camping World RV Sales 301"

I thought you were kidding.
 
2013-07-14 01:19:45 PM  
Early yellow for Joey
 
2013-07-14 01:20:49 PM  
So how will TNT correct their mistake of actually showing the race when the crash happened?
 
2013-07-14 01:22:04 PM  

WhyteRaven74: So how will TNT correct their mistake of actually showing the race when the crash happened?


More commercials?
 
2013-07-14 01:23:00 PM  

WhyteRaven74: So how will TNT correct their mistake of actually showing the race when the crash happened?


By going side-by-side.

No, not the race and a commercial, silly.. two different commercials on-screen at once.
 
2013-07-14 01:23:34 PM  

WhyteRaven74: So (commercial) how (commercial) will (commercial) TNT (commercial) correct (commercial) their (Sprint Racebreak) mistake (commercial) of (commercial) actually (commercial) showing the (commercial) race (commercial) when (caution) the (commercial) crash (commercial) happened?


Fixed.
 
2013-07-14 01:24:22 PM  
Does what J-Lo just did count as hit and run?
 
2013-07-14 01:24:28 PM  
Smooth, Joey.
 
2013-07-14 01:24:43 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Caution - JoLoNado.
 
2013-07-14 01:25:05 PM  

The Bestest: No, not the race and a commercial, silly.. two different commercials on-screen at once.


*golf clap*

DanZero: More commercials?


If they show any more commercials they'll have to go to commercial breaks during commercial breaks. Yo dawg....
 
2013-07-14 01:25:59 PM  

Warchild: One of the lamest tracks on the circuit, with the exception of the modifieds. That was and usually is a great race.

/bring back North Wilkes!!!
//I'm out, this race is going to suck
///cover the dog, please. thanks


[areyounotentertained.jpg]

Got it. No problem
 
2013-07-14 01:26:18 PM  
yeah.. that's right Joey.. blame Pire.. I mean Goodyear
 
2013-07-14 01:26:34 PM  
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Danica - p28. Johnson - p32. Stop and take that in for a minute.
 
2013-07-14 01:27:27 PM  
#NOJUSTICEFORLOUDON oh wait, I have my threads mixed up...
 
2013-07-14 01:27:27 PM  
Soo how long is Shepherd gonna last?
 
2013-07-14 01:27:38 PM  
ok, so this is going to be a race of attrition. JJ will inevitably win because he'll be the only car left on the track.
 
2013-07-14 01:30:05 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ok, so this is going to be a race of attrition. JJ will inevitably win because he'll be the only car left on the track.


His car's got a lot of guns
 
2013-07-14 01:30:21 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ok, so this is going to be a race of attrition. JJ will inevitably win because he'll be the only car left on the track.


*plays 'Ride of the Valkyries'*
 
2013-07-14 01:30:47 PM  

DanZero: Danica - p28. Johnson - p32. Stop and take that in for a minute.


Back two weeks ago when she was running in the top 10 lap after lap, she was ahead of him.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: JJ will inevitably win because he'll be the only car left on the track.


Last 50 laps, JJ battling Morgan Shepherd and being afraid to pass cause he doesn't want to end up putting a 71 year old man in the wall.
 
2013-07-14 01:31:48 PM  

Warchild: One of the lamest tracks on the circuit, with the exception of the modifieds. That was and usually is a great race.

/bring back North Wilkes!!!
//I'm out, this race is going to suck
///cover the dog, please. thanks


But I just got here, you can't leave!

Hmm, seems I haven't missed much.  Never mind, have a great day, Warchild.
 
2013-07-14 01:32:15 PM  

Kahnebrosed
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2013-07-14 01:32:26 PM  

DanZero: His car's got a lot of guns


cdn5.brusimm.com

*turns up volume*
 
2013-07-14 01:33:10 PM  
Uhh should I commence to firin' up the Idol or just let nature take its course today?
 
2013-07-14 01:34:05 PM  
Boner pill drink
 
2013-07-14 01:37:07 PM  
Nascar Memes @NascarMemes

Me thinks that Ambrose is going to go all Tasmanian Devil on Harvick.
 
2013-07-14 01:39:57 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Scheduling a "Jimmie Johnson takes the lead" tweet for about, oh, 2:10 p.m. or so.
 
2013-07-14 01:41:06 PM  
I need Tony and Gordon to be the next caution.
 
2013-07-14 01:42:12 PM  
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

TNT hasn't updated us on Jimmie's position in over 30 seconds! WHAT IS GOING ON??
 
2013-07-14 01:42:34 PM  
I wasn't going to watch this race after NASCAR screwed Johnson over 1/16th of an inch to make all the Toyota fans happy

I am surprised to see shepherd in 39th place and happy to see logano already off the track :)

Btw, how did the 48 already pass Danica after starting in 43rd???
 
2013-07-14 01:43:28 PM  
It blows when PRN and TNT both go to commercial simultaneously.
 
2013-07-14 01:44:15 PM  

smerfnablin: I wasn't going to watch this race after NASCAR screwed Johnson over 1/16th of an inch to make all the Toyota fans happy

I am surprised to see shepherd in 39th place and happy to see logano already off the track :)

Btw, how did the 48 already pass Danica after starting in 43rd???


Yup.
 
2013-07-14 01:45:38 PM  

smerfnablin: I wasn't going to watch this race after NASCAR screwed Johnson over 1/16th of an inch to make all the Toyota fans happy


Given that his crew chief said they knew they were having an issue with ride height before they even got to inspection NASCAR wasn't screwing him over.
 
2013-07-14 01:45:45 PM  

emonk: smerfnablin: I wasn't going to watch this race after NASCAR screwed Johnson over 1/16th of an inch to make all the Toyota fans happy

I am surprised to see shepherd in 39th place and happy to see logano already off the track :)

Btw, how did the 48 already pass Danica after starting in 43rd???

Yup.


Oops.  Misread your question.  He did it by driving like Jimmie Johnson while she was driving like Danica Patrick.
 
2013-07-14 01:46:29 PM  
So Ambrose is 42nd....no start and parkers this week?
 
2013-07-14 01:49:08 PM  
hmmm my comment was comment 48....
 
2013-07-14 01:49:30 PM  

WhyteRaven74: hmmm my comment was comment 48....


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
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