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(WTSP)   "Though his driver's license said he was born in Florida, he spoke in Swedish and said he remembered nothing about his life before"   (wtsp.com) divider line 33
    More: Florida, florida, Swedish, U.S. passport, physical trauma, Department of Veteran Affairs  
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2013-07-14 11:47:21 AM
Florida driver's licenses show your birthplace?
 
2013-07-14 11:49:30 AM
When you're burned, you've got nothing.............
 
2013-07-14 11:50:38 AM
Apparently, the Swedes have an Operation Treadstone of their own.
 
2013-07-14 11:54:11 AM

ongbok: When you're burned, you've got nothing.............


"When you're down to $180 and have a Japanese ex-wife, your options are limited.  In the spy business we improvise.  The more ridiculous your claim seems, the more likely bankruptcy court will believe it."
 
2013-07-14 11:59:58 AM
Follow up in a few months: "Swedish" amnesiac from Florida is a fraud.

It feels like there's one of those every years.
 
2013-07-14 12:00:38 PM

RickN99: Florida driver's licenses show your birthplace?




Because discrimination due to sex, place of birth, religion, yada yada yada are illegal.

Hopefully CA can change the drivers license to reflect religion, political party, straightness, race, and insurance-useful family diseases, facebook passwords so more can profit.
 
2013-07-14 12:00:46 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-14 12:01:35 PM
I'm pretty sure this was a plotline on some soap opera last year.

/ and the year before
// and the year before that...
 
2013-07-14 12:02:21 PM

Mad_Radhu: Apparently, the Swedes have an Operation Treadstone of their own.


www.zuguide.com

"No comment."
 
2013-07-14 12:02:43 PM

AcneVulgaris: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x428]


Bork bork bork!
 
2013-07-14 12:04:50 PM
Clicked for the pic of you-know-who and the "bork bork bork" reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-07-14 12:05:05 PM

RickN99: Florida driver's licenses show your birthplace?


Mine doesn't. To get or renew your license you have to present a certified birth certificate, but that only went into effect in the past couple of years.
 
2013-07-14 12:06:08 PM
If driver's licenses show birthplaces now, then why do they birthers ask for Obama's birth certificate and not his DL?
 
2013-07-14 12:07:35 PM
If this was Minnesota, this wouldn't be a problem.

Donchaknow?
 
2013-07-14 12:07:48 PM
cdn.hark.com
Hoody, strunger! Thees is Bjlornlik. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Iff theengs hefe-a gune-a vrung, I'm telkeeng tu myselff und yuoo dun't hefe-a a vet tooel eruoond yuoor heed. Bork bork bork! Noo, vhetefer yuoor neme-a is, get reedy fur zee beeg soorpreese-a. Yuoo ere-a nut yuoo, yuoo're-a me-a.
 
2013-07-14 12:11:29 PM
Swedish-American Vasa Order of America's Desert Viking Lodge in San Jacinto

"You got your chocolate in my peanut butter."
 
2013-07-14 12:12:48 PM
They call me da Swede....but I'm Norwegian.
 
2013-07-14 12:13:47 PM

wedun: [cdn.hark.com image 304x176]
Hoody, strunger! Thees is Bjlornlik. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Iff theengs hefe-a gune-a vrung, I'm telkeeng tu myselff und yuoo dun't hefe-a a vet tooel eruoond yuoor heed. Bork bork bork! Noo, vhetefer yuoor neme-a is, get reedy fur zee beeg soorpreese-a. Yuoo ere-a nut yuoo, yuoo're-a me-a.


That made absolutely no sense at all, yet I'm still laughing! :)
 
2013-07-14 12:13:52 PM

Mad_Radhu: Apparently, the Swedes have an Operation Treadstone of their own.


Tie up the all the lose ends!!!
 
2013-07-14 12:23:54 PM
FTFA: The man was found unconscious in a Motel 6 room...

...his kidneys had been removed, and "Call 911" was written on his chest in lipstick.
 
2013-07-14 12:24:44 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-14 12:29:19 PM

RickN99: Florida driver's licenses show your birthplace?


Same thought here. When I lived there 6 years ago it sure didnt
 
2013-07-14 12:29:42 PM

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: The man was found unconscious in a Motel 6 room...

...his kidneys had been removed, and "Call 911" was written on his chest in lipstick.


static.someecards.com
 
2013-07-14 01:03:06 PM
Hej raring!   Jag har en tolv tums penis!
 
2013-07-14 01:11:54 PM
Will they deport his fargin icehole back to Sweden even if he claims to not be from there?
 
2013-07-14 01:16:32 PM

wedun: [cdn.hark.com image 304x176]
Hoody, strunger! Thees is Bjlornlik. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Iff theengs hefe-a gune-a vrung, I'm telkeeng tu myselff und yuoo dun't hefe-a a vet tooel eruoond yuoor heed. Bork bork bork! Noo, vhetefer yuoor neme-a is, get reedy fur zee beeg soorpreese-a. Yuoo ere-a nut yuoo, yuoo're-a me-a.


lulz
 
2013-07-14 01:39:08 PM
s.pixogs.com

Oblig? (NSFW Lyrics)
 
2013-07-14 01:44:10 PM
He's the luckiest guy in Florida. He forgot everything.
 
2013-07-14 02:37:01 PM
If I was from Florida I'd be forgetting it too.
 
2013-07-14 08:22:59 PM
A fugue state you say?

www.televisionwithoutpity.com
 
2013-07-14 09:59:08 PM
He was Johan from Sweden. However, he was placed in Witness Protection and given the identity of Michael Boatwright born in Florida. He does indeed have amnesia, and remembers nothing of the trial, or his flight to safety afterwards. Due to all of this publicity, he has been located by the powerful people against whom he testified. He will soon be murdered. Which is not really necessary due to the amnesia, but it's the principle of the thing, really.

That's how I'd have written it, anyway.
 
2013-07-14 10:14:10 PM
Did he own a mansion und a yacht?
 
2013-07-15 04:27:57 PM
www.wtsp.com
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com Looks like Lupus
 
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