The Bestest: Is it really a War -on- Christmas if Christmas fires the first shot?
Tom_Slick: Home Depot will have their trees displayed as soon as they liquidate their lawn furniture.
Dinjiin: Time for a new version of this:[images12.fotki.com image 500x310]Tom_Slick: Home Depot will have their trees displayed as soon as they liquidate their lawn furniture.Here in the desert southwest, this creates a bit of a problem. Many home centers will start to clear out their outdoor patio furniture stock in late September to make room for Christmas stock. The problem is, our good weather doesn't start until October. So just as it get nice enough outside to enjoy your patio, patio furniture becomes hard to find.When I was shopping for a patio furniture set, I had a hell of a time finding something I wanted. Ended up getting it from a warehouse furniture store (the Dump).
Fear the Clam: Who gives a shait? Must we always cater to those who do everything at the last minute?/My holiday shopping is always squared away by Thanksgiving.
DoughyGuy: But I think that's the direction we're going.
TheManofPA: A) Hallmark released its Christmas ornaments this weekendB) Christmas beer was in my grocery store around July 9th "12 dogs of Christmas"
FriarReb98: And I thought it was bad when I heard them talking in Michael's the other day about how the Halloween mods were coming out next week.
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