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(The Local)   Rogue stork puts German village at the top of the pecking order   (thelocal.de) divider line 15
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vpb [TotalFark]
2013-07-14 10:14:44 AM
Be careful around those peckers, they will put your eye out.
 
2013-07-14 10:22:14 AM
Historkical,  Subby
 
2013-07-14 10:24:56 AM
Kill it and get on with your life
 
2013-07-14 10:25:04 AM
"The bird is thought to have a nest with three young babies which are not yet of flying age. The entire village is, Nord Kurier said, waiting patiently until migration season rolls around and the troublesome family head south."

As usual in Europe, it's these immigrants and their spawns who cause all the problems in town.
 
2013-07-14 11:06:03 AM
Second amandment ssolution?
 
2013-07-14 11:07:27 AM

rummonkey: Second amandment ssolution?


That's what I get for typing with one hand at breakfast.
 
2013-07-14 11:10:26 AM
Mmmmm, Stork in a nice white wine sauce.....
 
2013-07-14 11:26:34 AM

skinink: "The bird is thought to have a nest with three young babies which are not yet of flying age. The entire village is, Nord Kurier said, waiting patiently until migration season rolls around and the troublesome family head south."

As usual in Europe, it's these immigrants and their spawns who cause all the problems in town.

Is the stork Bulgarian or Romanian?


Link

 
2013-07-14 12:18:50 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-14 12:43:11 PM
Could be worse.

Could be delivering babies.
 
2013-07-14 12:44:52 PM
Solution:  It's a tarp!
 
2013-07-14 12:46:16 PM
You could also spray the cars with mud until the fledgelings fly, but that's not the German way.
 
2013-07-14 01:37:20 PM

rummonkey: Second amandment ssolution?


Seeing how it's in Germany, I'm guessing it'll be a Final Solution.
 
2013-07-14 02:00:37 PM
www.thelocal.de

"Was suchen Sie denn, muthaf*cka?!"
 
2013-07-14 03:16:37 PM
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They'll steal your baby and try to grab your umbrella.
 
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