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2013-07-14 02:45:56 AM  

ParagonComplex: All you people that say snarky comments about drugs are assholes. He could've had a heart attack over Zimmerman being found Not Guilty. The hell is wrong with you?


They called me a drug abuser, man. I ain't no drug abuser. Truth be told, I treat my drugs better than most.
 
2013-07-14 02:47:28 AM  
Sad. He must have finally realized he was in the cast of Glee.
 
2013-07-14 02:47:41 AM  

Boghoss: rynthetyn: Yeah, don't do drugs, kids.

Wonder how Glee's going to write it into the story. Guess it'll give Lea Michelle a shot at an Emmy though.

Since the show is aimed at younger kids, hit by a car is my guess. Or a sharknado - that might be the way they go, knowing the show...


Well, this is the show that did a gay teen suicide attempt plot as a ratings ploy, I don't think you can rule out them going dark.
 
2013-07-14 02:50:24 AM  
Jesus, that guy was three years older than me, playing someone a full decade younger than me. I don't know what to think about that.
 
2013-07-14 02:52:58 AM  

rynthetyn: Boghoss: rynthetyn: Yeah, don't do drugs, kids.

Wonder how Glee's going to write it into the story. Guess it'll give Lea Michelle a shot at an Emmy though.

Since the show is aimed at younger kids, hit by a car is my guess. Or a sharknado - that might be the way they go, knowing the show...

Well, this is the show that did a gay teen suicide attempt plot as a ratings ploy, I don't think you can rule out them going dark.


He goes missing? There was an awkward episode of Suddenly Susan where one of the cast members died and his character in the show just went missing and everyone sat around remembering him. Though that wouldn't really be easy to make into song. I'm not that old (mid twenties) but sometimes I wonder what the heck I watched as a kid because half of them were shoes for middle aged women.

/never watched Friends or Sex and the City though
//Did watch Seinfeld and Cheers though, barely watch TV now
///My lawn get off it once I have a mortgage

His death if drug related I would think is probably like Brittany Murphy, sudden but drug related or related to effects of drugs on the body. That or they'll pull an Amy Winehouse and wait for a while for the 'truth' to come out, if at all.
 
2013-07-14 02:53:40 AM  

taxandspend: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]


That shouldn't have made me laugh but it did. Thanks for it.
 
2013-07-14 02:55:03 AM  

Novart: I'm generally open to people having different tastes, but Glee is one of those shows that I will judge it's viewers on. If you watch that show, you are a miserable, soulless human being. You are the reason people like Hitler can come to power.

Wait, what were we talking about again?


Your mother, of course.
 
2013-07-14 02:55:30 AM  
To many millions of Americans, Cory Monteith was the prophet of their crusade for musical equality. He was their voice of anguish, their eloquence in humiliation, their battle cry for human dignity. He forged for them the weapons of nonviolence that withstood and blunted the ferocity of music criticism.

And to many millions of Americans, he was one of a group of performers who preserved the bridge of communication between musical subcultures when musical differences threatened the United States in this decade, as Glee performers and their fans sought the full freedom pledged to them before by Lady Gaga, Madonna, N-Sync, and Milli Vanilli.

To the world Cory Monteith had the stature that accrued to a potential winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, a man with access to the White House and the Vatican; a veritable hero in the African states that were just emerging from colonialism.

In his dedication to non-violence, Monteith was caught between Glee and normal music extremists as musical tensions erupted into arson, gunfire and looting in many of the nation's cities during the summer of 2013.

Militant Glee fans, with the cry of, "burn, baby burn," argued that only by violence and segregation could the Glee fan attain self-respect, dignity and real equality in the United States.
 
2013-07-14 02:57:16 AM  
"To say 'drugs are bad' is like saying cars are bad, or knives are bad... I mean, yeah...if you mis-use it, anything on the planet can be 'bad'."

No no, don't say that, you'll threaten the whole prosecution for profit prison industry of the United States!!!
What are you, a commie? You should have said something along the lines of "it's a shame he wasn't arrested, he may still be alive now!"
Of course, the fact that it's kinda hard, especially to get counseling or advice when indulging in an illegal activity to get much help without endangering your freedom.
/rip young actor dude
 
2013-07-14 02:58:17 AM  

Girion47: we need a shiatty a capella version of Another One Bites the Dust.


Another one snorts the dust?
 
2013-07-14 03:01:56 AM  

Errk: [www.mentalfloss.com image 300x317]

R.I.P. Heroic First Responder


You must be old like me
 
2013-07-14 03:02:28 AM  
Cory Monteith so that George Zimmerman can live.

He's the hero we deserve.
 
2013-07-14 03:06:27 AM  
Could not act his way out of this one.
 
2013-07-14 03:08:50 AM  

ThatDarkFellow: Cory Monteith ________ so that George Zimmerman can live.

He's the hero we deserve.


I somehow missed the most important word. Instead of correcting it I'll leave it to the read to add the correct word in there. Now I've turned a bug into a feature.
 
2013-07-14 03:09:36 AM  
God damn. I need to go to bed.
 
2013-07-14 03:15:37 AM  
He apparently had a pretty voice. RIP.

http://youtu.be/bBwo8zfz65A
 
2013-07-14 03:17:52 AM  
RIP Cory

www.beyondhollywood.com
 
2013-07-14 03:20:36 AM  

paulseta: To many millions of Americans, Cory Monteith was the prophet of their crusade for musical equality. He was their voice of anguish, their eloquence in humiliation, their battle cry for human dignity. He forged for them the weapons of nonviolence that withstood and blunted the ferocity of music criticism.

And to many millions of Americans, he was one of a group of performers who preserved the bridge of communication between musical subcultures when musical differences threatened the United States in this decade, as Glee performers and their fans sought the full freedom pledged to them before by Lady Gaga, Madonna, N-Sync, and Milli Vanilli.

To the world Cory Monteith had the stature that accrued to a potential winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, a man with access to the White House and the Vatican; a veritable hero in the African states that were just emerging from colonialism.

In his dedication to non-violence, Monteith was caught between Glee and normal music extremists as musical tensions erupted into arson, gunfire and looting in many of the nation's cities during the summer of 2013.

Militant Glee fans, with the cry of, "burn, baby burn," argued that only by violence and segregation could the Glee fan attain self-respect, dignity and real equality in the United States.


dafuq did I just read???
 
2013-07-14 03:23:40 AM  
Wow, now I feel bad for making fun of him so much.

And the addiction kind of explains why the show kept on wavering between writing him out and backtracking over the past year.
 
2013-07-14 03:33:34 AM  
Finni.
 
2013-07-14 03:36:19 AM  

See You Next Tuesday: Errk: [www.mentalfloss.com image 300x317]

R.I.P. Heroic First Responder

You must be old like me


Yep. Pretty bad when I saw the name and he was the first guy I though of.
 
2013-07-14 03:36:25 AM  
I'm young, rich, good looking, and could probably coast on my hit TV show's residuals for the rest of my life after it ends. But, that's just not enough. What could I do to make my life even more enjoyable?

I've got it! Drugs! A massive amount or dangerous combination of powerful drugs will definitely make my super awesome perfect life even better and I'll finally be truly happy.

/Good riddance arsehole
 
2013-07-14 03:38:14 AM  
I sucks to be dead.
 
2013-07-14 03:38:16 AM  

Boghoss: Alunan: [images.wikia.com image 640x478]

[jennechrisville.files.wordpress.com image 628x434]

It's always the pretty ones...

In that first pick, is he jacking it below the picture?


i certa

reklamfox: JesseL: reklamfox: FTFA: "People we lost in 2013"

WTF is that? 2013 is only half over, shouldn't it say "People we have lost so far in 2013"

They're hoping there won't be any more for the next 5 months.

No way Lohan will see the end of the year


BULLSHIAT.  lohan's gonna be the twitter generation's version of keith bloody richards and you know it.  even if you FORCE fed the skank a line or two, she'd just sit up and say "ok, who's next?"
 
2013-07-14 03:48:43 AM  
He was actually one of the better actors on Glee. Not that he had much competition.
 
2013-07-14 03:50:15 AM  
Was he making lean?
 
2013-07-14 03:52:59 AM  
I'm going to buy lard futures because there's going to be a nation wide shortage after the high school Glee fans start comfort eating.

jennyellison.com
 
2013-07-14 03:55:34 AM  

illannoyin: I'm young, rich, good looking, and could probably coast on my hit TV show's residuals for the rest of my life after it ends. But, that's just not enough. What could I do to make my life even more enjoyable?

I've got it! Drugs! A massive amount or dangerous combination of powerful drugs will definitely make my super awesome perfect life even better and I'll finally be truly happy.

/Good riddance arsehole


You're a bad person.
 
2013-07-14 04:08:34 AM  
I think what amuses me is that if he were a fat guy who had a heart attack, there would be no shortage of blaming and mockery.
 
2013-07-14 04:29:25 AM  
This story is all about check outs.
He checked out of his hotel late.
He checked out of rehab early.
He checked out.

RIP Corey Haim.  Drugs are for dead people.
 
2013-07-14 04:36:34 AM  
Dear dead dude,

Sorry you're dead, but hey, you got to be on a show with some hotties.
 
2013-07-14 04:41:05 AM  
I didn't like that show, but I always liked that kid.

Bye kid.
 
2013-07-14 04:41:36 AM  
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
 
2013-07-14 04:54:21 AM  
So has Taylor Swift moved on from singing about her exes to killing them, then?
 
2013-07-14 05:01:51 AM  

Xanlexian: The Lord works in mysterious ways.


Praise the Lord.
 
2013-07-14 05:06:19 AM  
It's a good start.
 
2013-07-14 05:17:29 AM  
Looking at the headline, I'd assumed that Glee was cancelled.  Oops.
 
2013-07-14 05:18:31 AM  

OscarTamerz: I'm going to buy lard futures because there's going to be a nation wide shortage after the high school Glee fans start comfort eating.

[jennyellison.com image 230x291]


www.productoshispanosonline.com

                                  R.I.P.   Lardbucket
 
2013-07-14 05:18:41 AM  
Hm.  If this was simple fate, they I have sympathy, but if this another "Yeah, it was drugs". Hm.  Not so much....
 
2013-07-14 05:19:11 AM  
So if it comes in threes who will be next? Bieber, Lohan, Bynes?

They all have serious drug problems and a history of poor driving, so it's a crap shoot.

Oh god, has anyone checked on Abe Vigoda?
 
2013-07-14 05:23:35 AM  

Strolpol: I just feel bad because the last impact this guy made on the world was his tweet about Sharknado.

I mean, I can't imagine anyone expects that THAT is gonna be the last thing they leave behind.

/never watched Glee
//but it sucks when anyone dies that young


He was 31.  How ironic is that?  Playing a 20 year old.
 
2013-07-14 05:31:14 AM  
How sad...to end up spending your last night alive in Canada....
 
2013-07-14 05:34:00 AM  
Turns out that drug addiction and subsequent overdose can kill you. Who knew?
 
2013-07-14 05:34:54 AM  
I suspect he said "Oh my god, I can only play teenagers AND I JUST FOUND A WRINKLE!" and immediately proceeded to peel his face off.

He would have been alright, but with socialized medicine the EMT's just stood there and let him bleed out to stay inside budget.
 
2013-07-14 05:50:41 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Turns out that drug addiction and subsequent overdose can kill you. Who knew?


It was probably the rehab that killed him really. Lots of drug addicts die after rehab. They're not used to the doses and get carried away. Better off staying hooked for some people.
 
2013-07-14 06:05:07 AM  

ktybear: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Turns out that drug addiction and subsequent overdose can kill you. Who knew?

It was probably the rehab that killed him really. Lots of drug addicts die after rehab. They're not used to the doses and get carried away. Better off staying hooked for some people.


That's one of the biggest factors. Other is they're often using outside of old turf to hide it as long as possible. So they're dealing with people they don't know/trust as well. shiat product, no old cronies playing spotter because they're hiding the addiction and not hanging with those guys.

Back in the day (90s) knew more than a handful of people who died this way. Heroin, more often than not.

Major liberal and I understand the arguments for legalizing *everything* but I've seen such bad shiat with so many drugs (both street and prescription) that outside of weed...I can't go with legalizing it all. It's just too harmful, and while anyone who wants it sure can get it...I think a fark of a lot more people would try heroin if they could just buy it at CVS. I was around people who shot heroin, and never did, but I might've tried it if I could've bought it at CVS like cigarettes (with clean needles and all). I was that stupid as a kid. I'm not entirely sure I'm not that stupid at times now (in other ways). ;)

/just does weed
/okay and caffiene if you wanna count coffee

//I will cut you for my coffee beans biatches!
 
2013-07-14 06:09:31 AM  
At least it wasn't this Glee star.

farm6.staticflickr.com

...Cuz, you know...she's talented.

It would be a shame if we lost her.
 
2013-07-14 06:14:46 AM  

doczoidberg: At least it wasn't this Glee star.

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 628x434]

...Cuz, you know...she's talented.

It would be a shame if we lost her.


*SECOND*
 
2013-07-14 06:23:24 AM  
"Offscreen, Monteith was dating co-star Lea Michele."

So you're saying she's single now...

/wonders how much airfare to LA is from Seatac
 
2013-07-14 06:25:30 AM  
RIP Monteiths

www.designworks.co.nz
/hot
/best served cold
 
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